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@BigBrother1988 https://t.co/LHXX5GsolF
1/25
2020
Very happy to announce that I have written a review of Star Trek: Picard S1 Ep 1 “Remembrance” that is up now on… https://t.co/bYIkZkQzSk
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.I’m not even sorry. https://t.co/hSQdpurnHRIf you’re not following me on Instagram, you’re missing comedy GOLD. Dat-uh or Date-uh? You decide! https://t.co/bL60iAe8xzOne of the benefits of listening to the same music I did in college is that I can call out @machinegunkelly for his… https://t.co/1cZoHYbrULMaybe the other men on Twitter can explain this exchange to me: My husband @fozrotten: -turns on show neither of u… https://t.co/9ODJEGqipp @bqueenbandit See you there!My incredible husband @fozrotten knows that it’s a dream of mine to work for @TheBertShow one day. We’re manifestin… https://t.co/vivWhMPE9P @bqueenbandit You coming to the Hawthorne Heights show??
1/24
2020
@EW Bad premiere? What show did you even watch?
1/23
2020
Once again my side hustle is getting written up in international publications like VOGUE, pictured here. Don’t buy… https://t.co/DW5Nomr2UnHey y’all come pre-order my buddy @JordanFarmerPhD’s new book! https://t.co/YVMZWJwjoc
1/22
2020
Jordan is amazing to talk to and a blast to be around, give @JFarmerWriter a follow and his books an order! 😻 https://t.co/Qtd5GjZZ77
1/19
2020
OH MY GOD. ONE OF MY LIFELONG DREAMS IS BEING FULFILLED NEXT WEEKEND AS I GET TO WATCH ONE OF MY BUCKET LIST BANDS… https://t.co/VDulmcD3GJThank you, Thank you... I’ll be here all night. Trip your servers. https://t.co/KxGRicSiTmIf you want to talk about proud: I am extremely proud of my husband. For years he talked about a Star Trek themed p… https://t.co/sJ3ZEuqwFY
1/18
2020
Dressed in my finest formal Starfleet attire! Thank you to @thestiflersmom for hooking me up with these Star Trek c… https://t.co/woGlX0gYlj
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.Does he look like a bitch you piece of shit? https://t.co/Rpr6bPBb8O
1/17
2020
Working on some self and business development today. They go hand in hand. Who else is working on themselves? Their… https://t.co/n8wuKZaQPJOh Captain, My Captain! https://t.co/znVmFccdZOHappy 25th birthday to #StarTrek Voyager! https://t.co/eqszIwXVGo
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.Shout-out to Don’t Fuck With Cats on Netflix. I was wondering when I was going to get stress wrinkles and what woul… https://t.co/7WqcAxaw0vTF you mean movies, try EVERY EPISODE OF ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK EVER https://t.co/NIRPHSQlH8https://t.co/gW0RAEhvKhP.P.S. I have actually found a lot of personal information about someone but I knew their full name and their city… https://t.co/PyJAG3OmQHP.S. I should also probably mention that one time someone I talked to (for 45 minutes) who only knew my nickname (B… https://t.co/4z8z4AitMVBut GOOD LORD. /fin.The only thing that’s really stopping me from completely freaking out is that he seems like a genuinely nice, total… https://t.co/fMQjKxbcwDHe said he had seen my profile on their page. Okay. So I scroll back to the photo they had posted of the Free Comic… https://t.co/Hm0nCs5f5OToday I got a message from a random account that I noticed views my stories all the time. No big deal. The message… https://t.co/tUpQ2IytnEWe got separated in the comic book chaos which is totally normal, but I selected my comics, stopped to talk to my f… https://t.co/FzYSpGsbbOThe line started getting longer. I was dressed normally but I had my Captain Marvel purse on my hip as I stood in l… https://t.co/wMHoZNiShlThe first Saturday of May is known as Free Comic Book Day. I was scheduled to work the closing shift which meant I… https://t.co/N3rT2wEGgwSince we’re all watching and enjoying “Don’t F**k With Cats” on Netflix, and thinking that you have to be a data an… https://t.co/KOdFZBN0aP
1/16
2020
expose yourself, drop: - your lock screen - your home screen - the last song you listened to - the 31st picture… https://t.co/wgR39aTa4S
1/15
2020
Yeah, actually. https://t.co/tsOF8QFawo https://t.co/hOkFgSYpIn
1/14
2020
IMAGINE TRYING TO BLACKMAIL SOMEONE BASICALLY FORCING THEM TO COME OUT BEFORE THEY WERE READY. DISGUSTING. And any… https://t.co/Uwi3PxQ0JL
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.I just explained to a group of people who were commenting on a friend’s FB about Harry&Meghan what their news means… https://t.co/PJpg04wHdk
1/13
2020
In KINDERGARTEN, we made Santa Claus out of contruction paper. I made him. No mouth, just beard. Teacher asked wher… https://t.co/9kwIeqXHoUFACTS. The second day of my period is ALWAYS the worst for me. It’s manageable now, however, still difficult, but b… https://t.co/C4YiRwsMOMMy ★★★½ review of Underwater on @letterboxd: https://t.co/epgKFQp7pG
1/12
2020
I’m such a bad guy and I’m not sure if you have any questions about that. #billieeilish #doodoodoodoodoodoodoo https://t.co/PuuSv1WUyR
1/10
2020
Logan, you got me again. It’s a trip to be back home. Slowly settling in. Tons of boxes to go but the bed is all se… https://t.co/oCw6pw2MPS
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.
1/8
2020
@BoldlyGoBand @iatemuggles “What do now?” 😹😹😹Bye, store 😭😭😭 https://t.co/i7Lsb87L9LI christen thee, @letsrunfree_ ♥️♥️♥️😭 https://t.co/1CRGFxDdzc
1/7
2020
So far I have taken selfies with one of my associates, and my friend and assistant, @letsrunfree_, and one of my re… https://t.co/1cRObS1XIB
1/6
2020
Before anyone starts envying me too much, please remember that I am voluntarily (but also involuntarily) moving to… https://t.co/ziS4A8JL7a77, y’all. https://t.co/alxMRbtET7A thread https://t.co/KyAVnafP4m
1/4
2020
The next time anyone questions whether or not I’m good at my current job - I’m just going to kindly remind them tha… https://t.co/xQsK53VuBL @TheStiflersMom https://t.co/uIyj8Hdx2ZI literally never get the chance to roast my mom @TheStiflersMom (she usually beats me to it) but I swear, sometime… https://t.co/zOneacAbJ8
1/3
2020
Fairly new Network marketing entrepreneur and nothing but good vibes 2020: #followmeGaryVee!! @TheStiflersMom @RobLowe @JohnStamos @ZacEfron Sure can. https://t.co/ZZVVIaaLy5 @TheStiflersMom @RobLowe @JohnStamos @ZacEfron Can we take a moment to talk about and appreciate this glow up?? https://t.co/o4XiKsdCWQ
1/2
2020
@TheStiflersMom @RobLowe @JohnStamos The word daddy was invented for them and them alone. 😹Every single thing I own is in boxes or bags and I can’t find my clothes and I swear to god I have never felt more alone in my entire life
1/1
2019
This move has physically and mentally exhausted me to my ever-loving breaking point. I have had more panic attacks… https://t.co/rz66ALn0rH
12/31
2019
100% blame @TheStiflersMom for me listening to @MotleyCrue for the past 72 hours.Anyone: Having cats isn’t the same as having kids. Me: Oh no? My 5 year old diarrhea’d himself 15 minutes into a 2… https://t.co/BzLVXBVCeE
12/30
2019
This is my team’s Senior Executive Director. She started as a CUSTOMER. Imagine joining a vegan, cruelty-free, anti… https://t.co/V9vvIQ6sbO
12/28
2019
@garyvee Just a Dream is also highly, highly underrated.
12/26
2019
@BigBrother1988 @fozrotten I FUCKING LOVE THAT EPISODEI’m p. sure my niece, nephew, and stepbrother are kind of... ungrateful? Like, for their gifts? I got them books an… https://t.co/o5Babr4sOFMy husband 😘🤤🤤🤤 https://t.co/NonPy4iNjF
12/25
2019
@RealToddGaines @letterboxd MY GUY. WHAT.
12/24
2019
Aaron and I are on the same phone plan. His parents have caller ID. Me: -calls @fozrotten’s parents’ house- Aaron’s… https://t.co/lU8us5MnoA
12/23
2019
Customer update: a new client came in Christmas shopping and we discovered that we are ring twins (here is white go… https://t.co/z4PrF5w2peJust had my first bhole customer of the season. And only 4 days before Christmas. It’s a Christmas miracle. I was a… https://t.co/w9TqS9PBQD @fozrotten https://t.co/K0WC32VzDB @RatherBeOnRisa I am LOVING all these responses saying EMH/The Doctor from VOY 😻😻😻Here's my favorite character from each Trek series: TOS: Spock TNG: Worf DS9: Worf VOY: B’Elanna ENT: I... haven’t… https://t.co/DsGrfmedTo
12/22
2019
People getting annoyed with me talking about movies: “God, Foz, have you seen every movie ever or something?” Me:… https://t.co/OHvzG9q48D
Retweeted by Brittany MFW. @TheStiflersMom @lechatnihonjin https://t.co/5QmqG0u7cR
12/21
2019
I think Cryin’ is the superior song. My husband @fozrotten thinks that Crazy is the better song. What say you, Twit… https://t.co/YoQU6aJe5v
12/20
2019
How are us liberals supposed to continue waging our War on Christmas when we’ve just been given such a kickass present? #ImpeachmentDay
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.
12/19
2019
In my car after a long day and trying this new thing where I break simple (but seemingly impossible) tasks down int… https://t.co/zopzPZ9NgvIf y’all aren’t following me on Facebook or Instagram, you’re missing my A+ Quality Content.I swear to god I’m going to stop posting my shit on Facebook because any time I try to be positive here come 1000 n… https://t.co/D383xH5d68 @zoidberg95 Bro, as someone who’s had her fair share of weight related issues, I beg you (and other fitness oriente… https://t.co/EVICYZitmWDid you have a bad day? Or did you have a bad moment that you milked all day?Y’all, 2019 was not that bad, you all need to quit your fucking bitching and thank your lucky stars y’all still alive on this earth.I’ll snort-laugh about this until the day I die. https://t.co/ccvPEBWDA8Once you realize someone’s happiness doesn’t come at the expense of your potential happiness, life’s becomes very… https://t.co/HproRr6LEq
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.Hibachi: “This drink serves 2.” Me: “Not on my watch!” https://t.co/vToIvucfmQ
12/18
2019
Y’all don’t sleep on I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love. Sure, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is a… https://t.co/8ZF8avVmZTI really love trolling all these old white women on Facebook who say they’re boycotting Hallmark 😹😹😹 OK BOOMER
12/17
2019
I would like to hear from Twitter with: - your best case scenarios for an addicted sibling who has children (their… https://t.co/eys6vQATbi
12/16
2019
Traffic is literally so insane at the mall that my AT&T network is basically nonexistent. 😐My body: -gets absolutely SMASHED at my bachelorette party, drinks all wedding weekend, drinks absinthe on the hone… https://t.co/uqLqOePY9v
12/14
2019
@MissRainbowPie @fozrotten Thank you!!!Everyone’s good when it’s easy! How are you when it’s tough
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.
12/13
2019
@fozrotten I dunno... you kinda look like my hot husband.In life you have two choices. You can lean wit it, or you can rock wit it.
Retweeted by Brittany MFW. @MerkoCropshot Still has his career, though. And everyone thinks he’s rehabilitated. https://t.co/4fXQZvf8emWhen you return to the Senate in a bubble gum pink blazer to call for the investigation of misconduct committed by… https://t.co/BvpGpxCx9b
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.Being 30 in 2019 means quoting lines from 12 year old YouTube sketches you loved in college that have become so far… https://t.co/cpY4cO6nkr
Retweeted by Brittany MFW.It really makes me cringe when I hear women talk about setting goals (albeit unrealistic ones) for their weight los… https://t.co/ipoPS3G3qq
12/12
2019
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12/11
2019

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