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@riekeoka aw shucks ššš
@JBelleLamb @genderqueerwolf only fireplace-approved things go in the fireplace @JBelleLamb @genderqueerwolf i would tell you but etc @genderqueerwolf @JBelleLamb shred that life. i like it. @genderqueerwolf @JBelleLamb correction: it was a security clearance @That_MarcC niiiiice!!! @JephiMykes whew iām glad itās not just mei know there are plenty of guides that tell you what paperwork to keep
but one time my ex applied for a job that n⦠https://t.co/6dOxBX6Iznconsidering taking a week off just to scan old paperwork from 15 years ago
yes clearly i need to save that time i⦠https://t.co/ZpxlOAjnrU @genderqueerwolf *angry noises*hey @NewYorker and @CondeNast, iām a subscriber and i stand with the union. a living wage is not too much to ask. https://t.co/mBxXLh9LUV @englishre15 @riekeoka loving the pearls-coat combo @riekeoka thursday face desperately needs a haircut but has very good coffee https://t.co/JL4ofE3jsg
@genderqueerwolf argh. ā„ļø
@Mcillibrarian @AuthorGaylord itās a unique feeling
@bellmaison ā„ļø @bluelightsix https://t.co/Eo6oQjsU4dalso thereās a straight line from ābad girlā to pearl jamās ālife wastedā i am just sayingrectifying a musical blank spot and listening to the new york dollsā debut album. so far, falls under the heading o⦠https://t.co/3YSH3O9rlo @AuthorGaylord the first time i ever saw twister was in a hotel room in oklahoma city and itās a trip to walk outsi⦠https://t.co/ECAF5NeXOB @ShimmerStories multiple friends have recommended Jasmine Guillory, so iām giving The Wedding Date a try!Teeth are the nakedest bones
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@riekeoka one (1) naptime https://t.co/z2SBu4jnyr @theannalytical https://t.co/WLDpEEubLv
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@premeesaurus i feel like @sillysyntax and @ECthetwit need to see thisRectangle pizza was the school equivalent of a ballpark hot dog. Thereās no logical justification for the delicious⦠https://t.co/bPIU7Gjqn8
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@sofyasays aw no. iām so sorry. @wordsbycho oh yesd y i n g
i absolutely cannot stuff any more furniture into my apartment and yet https://t.co/yCS2gQBc19
@sarah_jwh oh wowwwwwww. @zarffyn @blinkie much appreciated! @popelizbet oof. ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøalso researching GF vegan cheese shreds if anyone has opinionswatching a tribe called red x lido pimienta video on tv, sweetness in my lap, snoozy pupper in his bed in front of⦠https://t.co/lnMw0eiPsObruh put ur seatbelt on https://t.co/g5b03XXb9U
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counters DONE, and @Mesericorde is taking care of the floors @faerieem thatās still stuff!! you can totally do thiscamping gear DONEokay! vacuumed, did a quick wet vac in a couple spots, washed some dishes, etc. the last big things:
- put away ca⦠https://t.co/wksU04j5bPgot most of it done. there are still donation items to deal with, but iāll have to unload the rest of it from my ca⦠https://t.co/bUsUyB9Aft- trash to chute
- down to car, get cart, pull camping gear out of trunk
- cart up to my floor, put gear away
- loa⦠https://t.co/sDYkTqPiv3okay. finished my coffee and started more laundry. next step is gonna be one of those things like crossing a river⦠https://t.co/mSJ9TShV9Sdone! gonna spend a few minutes sipping coffee before the next task @faerieem i did! by the time it went off all the boxes were broken down and i was popping bubble wrap :)accountability post! i need to spend the next 15 minutes breaking down boxes. can i do it? LETāS FIND OUThttps://t.co/V2iMNCj6Xj
Retweeted by fin @HollyKesley itās amazing what crud collects in a wet vac!and wednesday wasnāt even the worst day of my week.spent my evening cleaning cat waste out of a wet vac and it was still better than wednesdayIāve been struggling to find something positive to tweet - and then I remembered this amazing Fred Astaire dance ro⦠https://t.co/NybJLx2DxZ
Retweeted by fin @sillysyntax well i just love every bit of that @sillysyntax what is your favorite thing about auntiesok wait, this is so confusing! FYI to all lit mag submitters: submittable MESSAGES go to editors. submittable NOTES⦠https://t.co/wBs2IvwBYn
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@Rollergirl31 @BusDadInc there is so much going on here @Rollergirl31 could i be a pearl onion and be part of a bourguignon @Rollergirl31 @BusDadInc need pics @jeannakadlec degunking our situations @jeannakadlec that was me with a toothbrush on my faucets an hour agoLink to the tiny desk https://t.co/NS8fLyYrFl
Retweeted by finThe vocals whew Jazmine Sullivan & H.E.R āgirl like meā tiny desk performance https://t.co/HGb2xXJuRj
Retweeted by fin @diannaeanderson @asunflowerpose lol yep. 5% of mine..@julienrbaker performs āFaith Healerā from her upcoming album #LittleOblivions on A Late Show! #LSSC https://t.co/BeLU4itQaM
Retweeted by finah yes, this is the box with ex-spouse stuff in it i canāt quite decide what to do with
maybe now that weāve final⦠https://t.co/hiMbqL0ZFl1000% keeping my sesame street books thoi am not gonna be real honest with myself about how many of these books will ever get read, am i
at least my momās⦠https://t.co/h2J7pR5BA7firing up some old school basement jaxx like iām 21 and going through some boxeslet's keep calling our reps to impeach the orange Nazi (& if you dislike talking with strangers on the phone, as I⦠https://t.co/ATjSCCRUPW
Retweeted by fin @jennyrae oh my @effies @kurellian geeeeeez thatās half a kfc dinner right there @coachdavis07 @HollyKesley @SenatorBennet @SenCoryGardner @Hickenlooper letās cover all the bases!So, I have received exacty $1,160 in donations, and Iāve paid exactly $275 in sub fees at this point. I know itās a⦠https://t.co/yBYpvaA06P
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@spookysoups @whatmaddness @michaeltj10 i also saw several very bad therapists here in denver before finding my cur⦠https://t.co/GaUkDTDm4sThe state sent a letter to Phase 1 vaccine providers with more guidance on when to administer vaccines according to⦠https://t.co/JlxZJ9G8cA
Retweeted by fin @ElnoraFuentes @SenatorBennet @SenCoryGardner @Hickenlooper i didnāt realize it! thank you :D i will call back and leave a message for Hick!It's a rough day to be dropping a new story, but hopefully you too are in need of a world where queer love and Davi⦠https://t.co/FT4s99IxQI
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Retweeted by finokay i gotta step away and do some rage cleaning
the way this week is going youāll be able to eat a poached egg of⦠https://t.co/r15lwG8elX @JBelleLamb itās not my typical response in times of stress, for sure! @GeoffreyKeel i am unfortunately the target market for an unfathomably wide variety of thingsCapitol police didn't "fail" to stop the mob. They CHOSE not to. This is a law enforcement endorsed coup attempt.
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but also iām hungry




