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David van Zijl @fisheaglesoars t'zamenkomst, Colesberg

107 Following   44 Followers   577 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/6/11


@GaryVanconant @KiwiEV Could you send me the instructions, how to make lemonade from broken chairs, I've got some!… https://t.co/AHT4gYXueo
7/3
2020
@KiwiEV YES, but they sent a man.... or two... to the moon, about a millennium ago and its their party and they'll cry if they want to!
7/2
2020
@YesReallyAngel What? To feed to your dog?
7/1
2020
@lindzie You mean they practice Apartheid?
6/29
2020
@KiwiEV My Mom used to make moussaka, hasn't made it for a while now, because as you say it takes a while to put to… https://t.co/5lQSP9kbAJ
6/27
2020
@KiwiEV You Kiwis really need to learn to speak right! Or is it left? Having said that, my cousins grew up in Kiwi… https://t.co/WKMNNI0Cnz
6/22
2020
@KiwiEV From the name, they chuck cheese at stuff, whether it is worth eating after that is going to be up for daba… https://t.co/hGYFGd8nnD
6/15
2020
@YesReallyAngel I'll be your Batman, Ironman, Spiderman.... There is a song in there somewhere
6/13
2020
@KiwiEV Or not upgrading to Adobe Professional!
6/12
2020
@YesReallyAngel Light breeze happening your side? @KiwiEV a steep starting point @KiwiEV You settled on the Jag for you donor car then? Yeah $8k for your starting base is quite @KiwiEV Lock Ness Monster
6/11
2020
@KiwiEV Are they practicing adequate social distancing protocols?
6/10
2020
@LittleMike1977 @CNNPolitics Yes, but what you must remember is that "All are Equal, but Some are More Equal than O… https://t.co/7R3fEyX261
6/8
2020
@YesReallyAngel @rosekotze My first cat was called Jonathan!
6/7
2020
@BritonRyle And how many of those will get their jobs back in the short term, ie within the next couple of months @BritonRyle Why? Who's celebrating?
6/6
2020
@KiwiEV Assuming those are politicians, the most intelligent one in the picture, is the guy on the left with no clothes on! @YesReallyAngel The Savanah, it a waste of perfectly good water! Don't @ Me! @KiwiEV Hi Gavin, I thought that this might be worth looking at for parts etc https://t.co/Tx67thpGa0
6/5
2020
@KiwiEV Maybe he was following the GPS directions, and it said he must go another 20 meters {that would be about 60… https://t.co/c2rtEhGYV2
6/2
2020
@KiwiEV So did your window also fall out?
6/1
2020
@KiwiEV I'll be there, just need to catch a flight over!
5/30
2020
@konstantly_Rae What else would you do when going to the shops?
5/29
2020
@KiwiEV On a Disabled Parking spot! Says it all!
5/28
2020
@IanLurie But of course, "in person" ballots are NEVER, robbed, forged or illegally printed out, EVER! @KiwiEV Yeah that is not a great colour, I agree! https://t.co/Uky0hbiAlG @YesReallyAngel Only snag is that in true politician style he will just deny it, and then when he is caught by the… https://t.co/2eth91DgqI
5/27
2020
@Dean_Friederich @YesReallyAngel 👍🏻 Also just a thought if you put a matching one on the opposite side you will have racing stripes 😁 @YesReallyAngel @Dean_Friederich Sorry, Duct Tape works wonders in a pinch for sealing things, may not look really… https://t.co/PTE9YNpMxC @KiwiEV What about the Toy Poms?
5/26
2020
@donwendyagain @Nclarke30 Funny thing "Dom" means stupid in Afrikaans, so yeah don't be Dom! @therightarticle @robfree0 Yeah, jokes are normally funny! Most of what the politicians get up to ain't funny, and… https://t.co/zlX5JMfkwL
5/25
2020
@KiwiEV Hey youngster, give it time! @1n0c3n7 @KiwiEV I'm with you, looks like we are the Resistance! Viva Pineapples! @KiwiEV Ooh, that's awkward, I'm one of those people, but then I am about 10 000 miles away so that is probably eno… https://t.co/xrELB3CMoj @YesReallyAngel Of Honour? @YesReallyAngel @hellpants B. @KiwiEV Maybe he was in lockdown, with enough rations!
5/24
2020
@KiwiEV Statistics! @TaraDomOs @jamieoliver Hardly ever have more than 5 ingredients in my pantry... cupboards so I think that I must s… https://t.co/6Ef1dKKdwF @Doylington @IsntTony105 You mean Police fArce? @Ghillie4472 @IsntTony105 All are Equal, but Some are More Equal than Others. @tashmontlake Normally cross cat just looks furious! @BritonRyle Only 50 whatever states to go! How many of those stay "lost" when things return to "normal"?
5/23
2020
@moonbabi__ Doctor Vodka Zoom
5/22
2020
@KiwiEV You can turn Turkey. Should be quite popular with Thanksgiving coming up!
5/20
2020
@YesReallyAngel @Dean_Friederich Nothing, and I do mean Nothing is Obvious to a bureaucrat, there must be a permit,… https://t.co/zFObWmBaDb @KiwiEV Or.... Maybe.... Its an optical illusion! Can happen! @KiwiEV Obviously works differently in the Northern Hemisphere!
5/19
2020
@JeffreyGuterman Well he always did want to be No. 1, Winner! @KiwiEV @elonmusk Apropos, I know that you are outnumbered 330 000 000 to 1, but you can Not give in, you must Not weaken! Stand Strong! @nickchodge @RSDigest Oh but you are too kind! @KiwiEV @elonmusk Potatoe @KiwiEV Also don't quite understand the reference as R4 is either a unit of currency amounting to about $0—20, or a… https://t.co/ktWJ3CkNap
5/15
2020
@KiwiEV I seem to be working on the same principle currently too! Keep Dreaming! @KiwiEV How's your garage coming on? @KiwiEV And the bun?
5/13
2020
@KiwiEV @coolkidwil *s @KiwiEV @coolkidwil And what are your observation? @KiwiEV Of in die ou taal, "Hy's Skeel" {which translates, he's squint; might also means he's queer!} @KiwiEV Isn't your current one going to complain! @KiwiEV My Dad work in data analysis, back in the 70's, mainframe computers with cooling and temperature control, g… https://t.co/pF7cVYjtP1 @effluck So 2036? @effluck Because they are Really not essential! @YesReallyAngel People love my flowing blonde locks too! All natural! https://t.co/cCcjrIBAgM @YesReallyAngel He was just trying to mow the lawn! @KiwiEV And a fair chunk of the 70's tooo, more than half to be precise @KiwiEV @takeitev South of George is in the sea! @KiwiEV Eating Out in style!
5/11
2020
@YesReallyAngel Cute, like Jess, and she's a girl https://t.co/0P3zkFDADe @YesReallyAngel Cool, but isn't that, he's a boy!
5/10
2020
@YesReallyAngel What you feeding her? @YesReallyAngel Nothing in the pantry? @nickchodge You're not listening properly, it's going to be a quick V shaped minor recession, then everything will get back to Normal!
5/8
2020
@KiwiEV This is what a weld must look like. Not my work, am a little out of practice. https://t.co/VEFZHn38Rm @KiwiEV https://t.co/KZrSp5Letc @YesReallyAngel There is Never only One flea! @KiwiEV I'm afraid to have to say, what they call that down this side is "Voeltjie Kak" translates to Bird Sh#t. Bu… https://t.co/QKZYcqVx0r
5/7
2020
@bigjohn850 @mehdirhasan @Redmist2020 Except for a Ruble or two! @BritonRyle Have press, will make cash! Extra special low interest rates too! @rdbishop83 @Sandeep_1408_ @Maximiliannn @JessieAnn1924 @AmichaiStein1 And he knows precisely the square-root of jack-sh#t @KiwiEV @tocatchathief8 Or they just haven't done any upgrades since the 70's! @KiwiEV What were you going to do if Plan A didn't work?... Or was that! An A-Team thing?
5/5
2020
@YesReallyAngel So there's not much vrede in that hoek? @YesReallyAngel You actually think a ban on alcohol stops people from getting alcohol?! @TaraUrso I never open a browser unless I have 20 windows open! @nickchodge Don't you mean Moor Tjeks? @YesReallyAngel @MarionJM What, didn't they recognize you?
5/1
2020
@YesReallyAngel Well that joke was over in under 5 seconds.... So You Win 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
4/30
2020
@KiwiEV You should have just asked for an extra dollop! @YesReallyAngel And a whachamcallit gadget for the thingamibob, that looked so easy to install but the instructions are only in Chinese!
4/25
2020
@mmerubies https://t.co/qGRS67UBcb @nickchodge Have they got chips for the dips?
4/24
2020
@KiwiEV Let me guess, they made you wash your own dishes after the meal too! Shocking! Give them a bad review and d… https://t.co/6OAcKMaNeS @KiwiEV Don't you mean "No Worries, Mate" @RQBZQMBIE @actiondirector1 You sure it isn't Tatooine? @thalass_sp @KiwiEV Anyone watching "I am Legend"? @PierreDivvy @MegStaDeane @raynealexa And the population now is probably nearer to 60 million, maybe more, dependin… https://t.co/uNLmtVOGn9
4/23
2020

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