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Vic @fisher0913 Marysville, OH

sandwich god

212 Following   98 Followers   8,288 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/3/09


There is no greater boost to overcoming imposter syndrome than realizing a complete oaf whom you have zero respect… https://t.co/eHq7GGvkj3Sometimes you guys are so many layers of irony deep. It’s just like...go outside and fucking do something.
1/16
2021
There are so many idiots out there doing brand management. Shoulda called me. https://t.co/Q0MBF1QAlyRockstar by Nikleback is a banger and if you think that's somehow uncool to think you can Go Fuck Yourself
1/14
2021
Nothing like breaking the trip lever on your toilet after taking a shit and having to stand in your shit-smelling b… https://t.co/45ltGfzh8wA Confederacy of Dunces is just Don Quixote set in 20th century New OrleansNets should have waited until later in the season to make this trade so the honeymoon phase would end in the offsea… https://t.co/IGVEWIKvy3I respect James Harden so much for being the first pro athlete to share my lifestyle (30+, being fat as shit, getti… https://t.co/UwqT0I8N8i
Retweeted by VicCavs made out like bandits. Can't wait to watch the dumpster-fire that will be trying to force together three of th… https://t.co/UVfgopAdSGNets hitting toxicity critical mass lol. It'd be funny if Kyrie wasn't on my fantasy team. @whichoedipus The Killing of a Sacred DeerBecoming a Wine Mom
1/13
2021
The high from good coffee is much cleaner, comes on faster, and is less anxiety-inducing.I have no beef with shitty coffee and will never turn it down, but I have realized that—like with any other intoxic… https://t.co/ijJODAizdD @whichoedipus With the idiotic prices you'd be smart to do it. @whichoedipus Do you reload your own?
1/12
2021
Tim Couch died for this.Antagonizing my Steelers-fan roommate and man he's getting pissed.FYI there is no lead that could make me comfortabletwenty eight to nothingOut for bloodMaking a lobster pie and drinking wine and watching the browns score on the steelers first drive.
1/11
2021
@wwwegan Can't wait buddyCan't wait to meet my best friend's Twitter friends at her wedding lol
1/10
2021
@whichoedipus I can't wait until streaming services are completely balkanized and prohibitively expensive so I can… https://t.co/wccblpTZcAAdopted a herding dog and shocked to find she's pushy and controlling.Friday night. Drinking beer. Building a workbench. Comparing the finer points of finger-braked measuring tapes with… https://t.co/QyGTWZiM9SI think a Mussolini-style end would've been less violent to the very core of Trump's being than a Twitter ban. This… https://t.co/gW8sbO1kgN
1/9
2021
RIP to the greatest poster of all time. No one will ever reach the heights he did with this medium, and by that I m… https://t.co/r3EXzwcn3V
Retweeted by Vic @ameliaelizalde 💯 @whichoedipus Ridden out of town on a rail for not saying "socially distanced, of course"It's amazing how quickly memes become stale these days. Just don't make em like they used to.Really insane that a lot of 'acab' in bio types are cheering on a fed killing a woman whose name they learned less than 12 hours ago
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1/8
2021
The injury report for the cavs v griz game is ridiculous. It's like, game 8. @whichoedipus Green RoomA Piece Of History: The Taffy Machine That JFK Died In Trying To Stretch Himself Into An NBA Player Is Finally Gett… https://t.co/79wtijttFM
Retweeted by Vic @bjk37bp Bordeaux at our houseLacinato, cavolo nero, tuscan black palm, dinoIn happier news this is our new senate budget chair and his mittens 😭☺️ https://t.co/C3GSdBcwf2
Retweeted by VicCNN said this the first breach of the Capitol since the War of 1812 they breaking out the NBA on ESPN stats
Retweeted by VicRTs are not an endorsement of the centrist establishment https://t.co/pgHIyMjUbDI don't mind chopping wood and I don't care if the money's no good
1/7
2021
@whichoedipus Damn a plain city house throwback @LaplaceInPlace @whichoedipus 🍿🍿🍿Disgusting that these thugs pulled down the American flag and replaced it with a Trump flag. They should have repla… https://t.co/sz13jFvBW5Hit his ass with the No Look like J Kidd https://t.co/0dqdlzGen1
Retweeted by Vicfeet up on speaker pelosi's desk, lighting up a fat blunt of k2 i bought at a gas station, disassociating and seizing to own the libs @wwwegan i'm rolling my eyes completely inside my skull like a sharktfw you realize schumer is the majority leader :|at the risk of sounding overly political: fuck mitch mcconnell with a broom handleRip James Gandolfini
1/6
2021
If you guys knew some of the bands/artists/rappers I'm just NOW getting around to listening to, you'd never talk to me again.
1/5
2021
@wwwegan oskie is sanguine
1/4
2021
The rust belt has a new championListening to the new @kanyewest album, “arr. trad"Jimmy says I'm Otis from Andy Griffith but you and I know that's HE'S Otis from Andy Griffith.
1/3
2021
@whichoedipus Congrats budI’m a pretty lukewarm osu fan and I don’t follow college ball very closely but I’m glad I saw Justin Fields play last night. Legendary.
1/2
2021
@wwwegan Honored to call him “buddyamine” @wwwegan A true Southern Gentleman
1/1
2020
@whichoedipus Table saw @wwwegan guessing he'll be the life of the party by the time we roll around tonight lmao
12/31
2020
@wwwegan Same. They're better and more relevant with each read. @wwwegan My old ones were movie tie-ins from BEFORE the movies were even shot, but, same. The first 40 pages of TT… https://t.co/ZReXrS3XBp @wwwegan Look at this set Jenni got me! My old ones were disintegrating MM paperbacks https://t.co/KJBs5i28jMMy wife is starting a change dot org to get the save big money at menards song changed to the national anthem
12/30
2020
my wife has illegally divorced me for listening to thw "splish splash i was taking a bath" song too much
Retweeted by Vic @wwwegan this shit is great manKnee-jerk libs on the TL: Nashville bomber is a white supremacist terrorist Paint-huffing cons on the TL: Nashvil… https://t.co/CgfJPvE23Z @wwwegan thanks for lunch bro https://t.co/DkQZm4IqM2
12/29
2020
This website is completely fucking inscrutable.
12/28
2020
After a year of unpredictability, it's nice to see that at least the LA Clippers are back to normal.
12/27
2020
Big plans today https://t.co/g7m5s5QeZw @wwwegan Gonna make this. Merry Christmas to $
12/26
2020
Cassoulet in the oven, NBA on, cup of coffee, finna crack a bottle of Bordeaux. Straight Christmas vibin. @joshhodnichak Haha we watch it every year. Merry Christmas to you and all the Hodnos!Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man @wwwegan The farm looks so cute! Madre and Becky and Pat knocked it out if the park.
12/25
2020
@whichoedipus This genre fucking disgusts me
12/22
2020
Today’s conjunction of the planets is set for us to reach our highest vibration. ✨ If you can, today meditate and s… https://t.co/mtF12JIb3Z
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12/21
2020
@whichoedipus my wife says "ya fucked up" @whichoedipus shit i married oneFondly remembering when my old employers pulled a Christmas vacation and gave me a fat envelope for a Christmas bon… https://t.co/eAE7AuS7dH
12/19
2020
Curating a badass and versatile drill bit selection for my MiL.https://t.co/IMXozkLzK2 https://t.co/nmWHoP4pdhThese designers have clearly never seen Batman https://t.co/Dw8nrLWknw
12/18
2020
@whichoedipus Congrats dude! Nothing like being added to the curriculum.Currently only consuming media related to knight errantry✊✊✊ https://t.co/0zUSueLWzm
12/17
2020
Accidentally got my blacksmith friend a residency with the company at which I'm currently waiting to hear back on an interview lmao
12/16
2020
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field From a cold steel… https://t.co/8if0uL5fgV
Retweeted by Vic @MattBruenig @DavidSligar Conservatives: iF pRiSONs arE NiCe peOpLE wOuLd raTheR bE in JaiL tHaN fReE
12/13
2020
I find tinsel distracting
12/12
2020
I love how this copy implies that banks are the heroes—that they’ve worked arduously to discover the means to save… https://t.co/vvYhFFxhKxCompletely full of nachos @whichoedipus Great work, Henry. Let yourself feel the pride that you’ve earned.I’ve been playing drums almost 90 minutes a day. It’s the only thing I do in my free time. Pro-tip: the most import… https://t.co/xweTySnwdQ
12/11
2020
Guess the scientists spent an hour on this shitty website https://t.co/HpiQ8GPVX0
12/10
2020
poisoning my brain by reading a memoir about rugged camping in complete solitude of the canyonlands @whichoedipus Honestly...drumming is the same but with like...rhythmic shape. Create tension, but don’t be overly w… https://t.co/hyFcwPbfQy
12/9
2020

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