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Jonathan Fisher @fishplums London, England

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Joined Twitter 5/23/07


@LiveHardMan these days @tristandross @Tom_Gann I've never felt more worried for someone else than the day I was first introduced to him, t… https://t.co/wrTLFscKca
2/27
2020
@JakeFCohen I admire your optimism Jake @jamesrbuk @vivasopapo "synthesise" sure is a fancy way of saying "copy and paste" @sazza_jay @seanbgoneill still blows my mind that Charlie Brooker got away with introducing her on Screenwipe as the "titted geek" @lottelydia hahahha https://t.co/RNqFzujRme @lottelydia wow, I've never felt more emphatic in answering that question
2/25
2020
@mattinacoglioni very tempted to get a Campbeltown, which I'd honestly never heard of before last week, so this looks v good @jamesdgreig I'm deleting my account @Gingerbeardyman that sounds.. intense. I've got the 'classic laddie' and I like it a lotremember the moral panic around snoods? simpler times @Repealist_ @TippDistillery @KilkerranWhisky @BalvenieUS @Ardbeg @KavalanWhisky ah, what a list! I think I have eno… https://t.co/WBcKid58aR @taneagrafika the QC is a favourite of mine, as is Woodford Reserve. the Hibiki is something I wish I'd picked up w… https://t.co/g2wgQKhK0t @jamesdrewturner not sure my bank account will stretch to something THAT special, but reading this in my head in yo… https://t.co/1j3VO3SUtk @welshmike yeah I think that'll be the next one I try @welshmike was it the Madeira finish? I have one of those. honestly don't think much of it, but I will try another at some point @Slates10 liiiiiittle bit above what I'm looking to spend. I hear the 12yo is nice too though!
2/24
2020
@unrealbencurtis I have a Yamazaki 12, and a 10. both gifts, back when they were priced far more sensibly than today. both delicious! @davidroberts192 I think I probably have too many peated whiskies right now, but these are on the 'will own at some point' list @futurepollution ah man, the Corryvreckan has been on my list for ages. read about Green Spot today actually. thank you for the recs! @chrsgrn interesting. never heard of Kilkerran, but the reviews seem to be v good. quite cheap too. Lagavulin was t… https://t.co/rKOr0anm9JI am in the market for a new bottle of whisky. if you are at all into whisky, tell me about your favourite. @tweedy151 @_TheDevilsDen @BobJWilliams there's a difference between wanting someone to have the correct politics a… https://t.co/FnGEwjQn5L @M_Star_Online love it when I publish things which were never seen or approved by anyone, an immaculate conception… https://t.co/CCukuYnT1T @_TheDevilsDen @BobJWilliams what a bizarre thing to say. it's possible and important to consistently oppose homophobia and homophobes. @dondeljul @SkyNews you.. feel unable to say that a profile with 50 followers may be a parody? just seems unusual.… https://t.co/oyU65tLCMQ @rascal_that @JackDunc1 @Tyson_Fury I'm not sure what you think your last sentence means - if someone says that he… https://t.co/GSnQdHdWAZ @rascal_that @JackDunc1 @Tyson_Fury “I apologise to anyone who may have taken offence at any of my comments" - I'm… https://t.co/uYTIHmh5aD @dondeljul @SkyNews "if that's true" @dondeljul @SkyNews jesus christ it's a parody account https://t.co/ItF0XN0ofh @dondeljul @SkyNews look at the profile @dondeljul @SkyNews maybe take a look at the profile first @tackmethen @tjz1100 @JackDunc1 painful to read this. I hope you overcome this bigotry. @rascal_that @JackDunc1 @Tyson_Fury please provide evidence that he has changed his views
2/23
2020
think we were both unlucky not to win, and lucky to not lose by more. sake @thejackalist thought so @FloydTweet they are the past, Flo. you are the future. they are getting weaker as you get stronger, and it scares… https://t.co/VilW5efwZzrugby is the sport I swear at the most, and especially today @PolProfSteve do you ever tweet and then think "did I really have to? like, did I actually *have to* say that? coul… https://t.co/SlQDDfjm52Leigh Halfpenny looking like a damn amateur today @AbiWilks @GAYLEXITNOW fridge poetrywhat an embarrassing state of affairs https://t.co/5ELhl8N2EEBringing back the time a guy sent me an unsolicited dickpic so I found him on Facebook and sent him a list of his f… https://t.co/vfNK5Tliwf
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2/22
2020
Men do the same thing every time a big boxing match comes on when they know fuck all about it https://t.co/ZqnwFwzQIc
Retweeted by Jonathan Fisher @grahamcoxon @AyoCaesar or perhaps some farmhouse cheddar @vnbrkl looooooool @richardfscott I know, I knowoh to be watching the rain and listening to jazz on a balcony in new orleans https://t.co/wCcPq89w72
Retweeted by Jonathan Fisheryou should make time to watch the highlights of the Rangers game from last night. https://t.co/ZF7nasXdKr
2/21
2020
@jasebyjason 🤔 @davejone @FayeCarruthers @maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @PhilippeAuclair @jonathanliew did it make it? @davejone @FayeCarruthers @maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @PhilippeAuclair @jonathanliew I reckon so!
2/20
2020
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Retweeted by Jonathan Fisher @ryanhunn @stadio @Okwonga that is lovely tbf @stadio @Okwonga @ryanhunn and I assume you'll get there at some point - but Barcelona taking a relegation-struggle… https://t.co/0PvAmguxBe @stadio @Okwonga @ryanhunn how on earth do Leipzig look so much like a team unit, given that they've started with 2… https://t.co/TvDJ6psnsG @iheartpylons the first time that I was hounded by transphobes was a genuinely scary day, and then I just got used… https://t.co/2BjAqFkdwM @b11ckchps it's just not worth it is it @iheartpylons this whole thing was basically prompted by an argument I've just had, with someone who has 'mental he… https://t.co/IfydP23MZD @iheartpylons exactly, people say the ugliest things to one another without stopping to think about how it'll be re… https://t.co/F5EfhPVWZk @joeparry for me it's something like FOMO, which also affects my sleep (I frequently find it hard to sleep before t… https://t.co/CW9yCPvQqesorry, this is more dramatic than it needed to be. follow my alt at @lolwutwhat if we're tight/have known each othe… https://t.co/p3YnMMg1BkI can't really do it any more. I've experienced an unprecedented period of depression, which has lasted (with diver… https://t.co/eCpLVNM3HJbut this website has, more and more, rewarded and encouraged people who act and argue in bad faith, and failed to r… https://t.co/7KKtG9oZsTI've never got used to how people argue on the internet. call me naïve or gullible - but I always try to enter into… https://t.co/uHcTBFXYcuI know people scoff at celebrities who talk about how it used to be nicer, but there has definitely been a shift. I… https://t.co/wO42bvVgWfthis website is really horrible and encourages terrible behaviour in people - myself included. @CalumRobson @ovni1969 @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery for someone apparently concerned about/interested in mental health… https://t.co/A2yY68uKO9 @CalumRobson @ovni1969 @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery why would you retract an accusation which you believed in good fai… https://t.co/izdqOuiQ8iBoris loves diversity so much that he backtracked on an inquiry into Islamophobia in the Conservative party, then f… https://t.co/6AtpX6svqK @CalumRobson @ovni1969 @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery stand up the accusation of bullying, Calum, which is a serious one… https://t.co/Ao5P3hUILd @CalumRobson @ovni1969 @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery Calum, you're going to have to stand up that accusation of bullyin… https://t.co/ghsf8JdbLo @CalumRobson @ovni1969 @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery woah, I didn't realise there was a 27-minute expiry period on repl… https://t.co/9Iqjets08e @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery I've engaged in this conversation in nothing but good faith - a re… https://t.co/v0xDzXkn5V @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery a shame that a teacher is unfamiliar with the concept of 'bigotry' @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery again, we're talking about bigotry, and we should be clear in that… https://t.co/G8vHcJumbY @tristandross "I taught my daughter to laugh every time the debt collectors called the house phone" @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery I think this is quite unnecessary fear-mongering. what is your alt… https://t.co/zyQEbSCkpn @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery as a teacher yourself, surely conflict resolution is an area you a… https://t.co/QsTKPg12Ie @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery for "education" read "being made aware once more of the rules of m… https://t.co/2G7DeDvwnG @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery redemption in the context of a) contravening anti-discrimination r… https://t.co/Znd5o74BuU @Sebmeister @IndiaWilloughby she tried to pull some "reverse racism" bullshit around Dave's performance last night,… https://t.co/KkYDJFHykG @ovni1969 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery would be interested in your thoughts on how to give fair process t… https://t.co/9i6yFE5k8F @bettytasticss @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery let's be clear in what we're talking about here, which is big… https://t.co/Hx67s7AVoY @iamhighlystrung I am wholly anti-VAR and think that technological interference in refereeing should be limited to… https://t.co/dS97cqc4Uw @iamhighlystrung right, but you're defending moving the line a metre or more, because of 3mm @hatfood NO @iamhighlystrung I would have time for this argument if e.g. goals were being scored at a dramatically reduced rate… https://t.co/LchQ2eUiSj @Barcajim3 oh aye, I know we're on the same page here @Barcajim3 on the flip side, I've heard English spoken by 100+ nationalities, and so even if they don't nail RP or… https://t.co/WtLkJkXHPG @Barcajim3 one thing I've experienced learning Danish is that it can be difficult to get someone to speak it back t… https://t.co/EqWqDgaNed @Barcajim3 and the thing is, most migrants who seek work here do speak English - they're just not 100% fluent, or t… https://t.co/5S4jT9sX0koh, come on https://t.co/nDmZzVGD39 @CalumRobson @NoToMisogyny @PaulEmbery ........why?
2/19
2020
@AniqahC she's absolutely desperate for that anti-PC hero dollar @LDLDN @IndiaWilloughby she's busy liking tweets saying that racism is worse in other countries, so.. @JayJayWinter @IndiaWilloughby racism exists everywhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @JayJayWinter @IndiaWilloughby you have the tone of someone who thinks they've just contradicted something I've said, which is strange @IndiaWilloughby the level of education around race issues in this country is absolutely dogtoilets
2/18
2020

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