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Matty B and Jacob Sartorius fan page and DC Metro hate page

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Joined Twitter 9/11/10


@goodbyeidman Fuck u****o !!!I lost this sweatshirt!!! And this gf @annaa_twt !!! https://t.co/GIMLgvO6MuWHY did my mom let me use Facebook when I was 11. I’m cringing at my Facebook MemoriesHere’s Today’s Horoscope!!! 🌸✨ Endless Pain.
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11/22
2019
Also I’m younger than them https://t.co/JRLtmGrhifNobody: @portabible: Me: THATS MY LITTLE !!!! 👏👏👏🔥💯Tori looks weird in this pic https://t.co/KkA0YFw0VENot to b galaxy brain but what if u made a margarita with a slurpee @portabible I ignored u saying that tbh that was too set up
11/21
2019
Me, DJ, and Jesse fighting about who has to do what for beekeeping club next semester https://t.co/ntE89reUaPfeeling: nervous 🥴🥴🥴 https://t.co/r60yN6KStH
Retweeted by angelThanks to the Wolf Trap Animal Rescue for introducing us to these beautiful pups. Please check them out if you’re i… https://t.co/e9ktVTe2FM
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11/20
2019
@portabible Can’t believe u spelled HEATTECH™ wrong that’s so rudeAccidentally just played this out loud full blast https://t.co/sLplvGXc22That were STOLEN from ME https://t.co/O2OvFVxQrs
11/19
2019
I know they did not just call Sprite spicy... I mean I agree but what the hell https://t.co/DEB8OKulMdDude it's really cool that you care about your job as a supervisor at Dick's Sporting Goods but can you PLEASE add… https://t.co/zRKkVFIUuyMajoring in human-bee relationsyou cannot tell me this isn’t exactly how drake sounds https://t.co/qMeEEsgo7p
Retweeted by angel“Aye you good?” My depressed ass: https://t.co/i8ISKrvSMF
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11/18
2019
cops intro but it’s replaced with chowder https://t.co/70LxJ7zsAR
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11/17
2019
warming my nuts on your daily coffeecup
Retweeted by angel🤢🤢🤢 dont know if I can stan Ledo anymore https://t.co/A8AKDucQNGI can’t believe Ariana Grande went to RACIST TOWN (Charlottesville) yesterday smh. Disappointed and they are undeservingDont buy me shit for xmas pay a bill
Retweeted by angel @portabible Hair @pomtxt Pls give me a copy of that pic so I can frame it
11/16
2019
Are you fucking kidding me https://t.co/Xnpbn4GxtN
Retweeted by angel @fathersalt @KarlMaxamillian Happy birthday to the love of my girlfriend’s life
11/15
2019
Love when I take a pic at AU and the location tag says I’m in the Dalecarlia reservoir. Just going for a swim
11/14
2019
Nobody: Me in high school: “Mr. Holcomb can I PLEASE get a dollar”If you don’t like almond joy you’re weak and I will kill you
11/13
2019
@portabible Yes I am still mad. Even tho this happened weeks ago and I found that tweet in my drafts @portabible Doesn’t even matter bc the bridge knows how to make it lmao @portabible I’m sorry u r not strong enough to drink actual good strong coffee. Ur personality is watered down much like the DavImagine drinking coffee from the D- 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Imagine drinking coffee from the Dav- 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 I can’t even say it 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 @portabible https://t.co/6PdXDME2z2I really set a cup of coffee on the windowsill for it to cool down and forgot about it and left it there. I’m curre… https://t.co/ssN1iRdUKsGetting all my friends and family Christmas gifts to make them more eco friendly. Brother in law getting a reusable… https://t.co/THWb8a195Z @jonas_bronas Man shut upJust had the best target haul. 10/10 in tenleytown
11/12
2019
Fuck the military #veteransday2019 @ho_malone6 Do it anywayWord https://t.co/TTeqkLlADO https://t.co/5nfZ0o4C3o
11/11
2019
@portabible Have to unlock itThe reason why I’m so powerful is because I eat at least 3 lofthouse frosted cookies a day. Soon I will be able to… https://t.co/IWdn29HYYW
11/9
2019
THIS IS THe shOPPING CENTER RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE @fathersalt AND I USE TO LIVE LMAOOO https://t.co/fsDHiG84PEStraighten your back this secondHe said Gay Rights! https://t.co/MrnV8MS0j1I always used to see this car flying down the beltway with the license plate “THICCC” and I always wondered who it… https://t.co/Tj1SoQphcL
11/8
2019
@t_freud No I registered for ford and then the switched it to SnowI hate GIS. the fuck is a Boolin raster? Bitch I’ll kill u !!!My uncle when he sees my car is falling apart and asks me why I didn’t do anything and I say “idk about cars”
11/7
2019
@GalenDeese ur just saying that for clout @GravidDeenburg RacistRT if you think the woman on the left is just as beautiful as the woman on the right https://t.co/lmsCijR7GiThe Nike elite socks stay ON during sex !!!@ justice hs https://t.co/XQ3r0xyiZR @fathersalt Love Durkheim @fathersalt Nah bro this is MY society... you’re all just living in itCouldn’t even vote cuz I damn had class why don’t we get off for work and school. Thanks a lot @AmericanU for being… https://t.co/n55n7Vz0Mr @fathersalt Study me for one week and see that happens
11/6
2019
Oh so NOW y’all wanna be Harry styles stans ?? Fake asses @portabible Would y’all like to join me for Jalen’s funeral. It will be held November 69th at 4:20pmJust fyi, Isabelle from Animal Crossing is a pan iconic https://t.co/59H3LTXgc1
Retweeted by angelJust wiped out Forever 21’s e-commerce buying the sale shit. Rip https://t.co/j31zz5dmDE
11/5
2019
after overshooting my titration for the sECOND TIME !!! https://t.co/dF2e0LL2pe @Nomming_of_Hams Mayb I’ll spend it all... who knows
11/4
2019
happy birthday ‘thank u, next’. i can’t believe i’ve spent more time alone this year than i have in my life, i can… https://t.co/hKyctJcc56
Retweeted by angelY’all we really forgot the Kylie Ride and Shine wave like THATVery cool and fun game: not knowing how much money I have bc my banking app is downNo Noise November. everyone shut up
Retweeted by angelNeed more worm representation in society
11/3
2019
I’m Chef Damian Brown, 29 years old. I JUST OPENED my first restaurant.(THE UNCAGED CHEFS) Located In savor food… https://t.co/7Y1cLdH4Gb
Retweeted by angelevery emo after being told that my chem is never getting back together #mychemicalromance https://t.co/U92v3JR1d0
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11/1
2019
I was taking a nap in an empty classroom cuz I’m a tired bitch who lives off campus aND A PROFESSOR WALKED IN ON ME… https://t.co/vmE6pyDqCNRIP John ‘Pops’ Witherspoon! Never forget when he did this. #IYKYK https://t.co/H56elyXrPu
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10/31
2019
Just saw a dude at the metro with a Helly laptop case. Only in DC
10/29
2019
@Alain_Mower @GovernorTomWolf Everybody prank call tjis man immediatelyso much for the lactose intolerant left
Retweeted by angel @portabible Way to steal OUR joke, ASSHOLE
10/28
2019
@javeigh https://t.co/kbyklFKOT0
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10/27
2019
@portabible https://t.co/WNqNezIYHiI will shave my head if Nats park stops playing baby sharkI will never delete Facebook https://t.co/0GC8hVQABO
Retweeted by angelYes I eat peanuts in coke. Yes I’m from the south. We existYall see what negativity does to you. Don’t b like this person https://t.co/6u88RckufH @fathersalt Love sociology
10/25
2019
More like when you already have a gay cousin but then find out that YOURE the gay cousin https://t.co/GWrJEvyTSZ @pomtxt zigzag nyoom
10/24
2019
I just received the outline/documents to work on for my translation certificate and my partner’s name is deadass Be… https://t.co/Oxa69rhMpIWho the fuck said a comp sci class was necessary for envs majors. I’m just now leaving campus and I have to wake up in like 4 hours for workI wonder if wonk cat remembers me. I visit her at least twice a day.
10/23
2019
@jonas_bronas Disgusting.My phone keeps autocorrecting alright to alrighty. smh making me look like a goddamn white @ratbehavier WYH U WEARIN THAT TO WALK OUT OF MY LIFE
10/22
2019
Imagine being het 🤢🤢🤢🤢😷 being heterosexu 🤢🤢🤢😷🤢🤢 can’t even say it 🤢🤢😷😷
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10/19
2019
@SERGIOJ1216 Thanks !NOT ARIANA! THIS IS SENDING ME https://t.co/b63WqOTDH8
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10/18
2019

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