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Peter  Cohen @flargh Massachusetts

Writer. Tech journalist. Apple SME. My impersonal account. He/him. CV: https://t.co/EKG3uv9UNT

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Joined Twitter 3/30/07


@johnbiggs Anything is possible when you have inner peace.From “What the %$#@ Is Going On?” to how are you dealing and handling things? Ken and Peter @flargh Cohen pass the… https://t.co/KlAG8dyjKy
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6/4
2020
HBO rolled its massive streaming service onto (and over) the scene. Ken discusses the apparent business plan with P… https://t.co/D6ikQG6Wi1
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6/3
2020
You know that nagging feeling you’ve not done something? Apple wants to make sure you DO know that feeling. On toda… https://t.co/Adf8gTjPVH
Retweeted by Peter  CohenThis is literally the cyberpunk dystopia I read about as a teenager. https://t.co/lkobjMZm2QPax launches web app after getting booted from the Apple App Store https://t.co/2UcPwE2P8c https://t.co/eg00dQjUQ5
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6/2
2020
@macosken Cook? @dfravel @mlafleur @realDonaldTrump Antifa HQ https://t.co/ZciPjVg6wNNon dairy creamer makes bad coffee even worseThis MF...... https://t.co/6jRZJbPerm
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6/1
2020
In Camden, NJ, protestors took to the streets to peacefully protest racial injustice. When police saw them marchin… https://t.co/LcozWQ1RyN
Retweeted by Peter  CohenWow. Saturday fucking SUCKED.Burn it all
5/31
2020
I miss the good old days when Sharknado seemed implausiblePerfect. https://t.co/WclcaXUb0t
5/30
2020
@OliverJHaslam @MikeTRose 30 years of professional and 25 years of parental so yeah @reneritchie https://t.co/0uDC3EeygHPure https://t.co/V7nqyin3WvHere's something fun to do this weekend on Apple Arcade. https://t.co/3SxFrTiAmXVia @harrymccracken https://t.co/EBR57l8WURGood news! I have a fantastic recipe for a pineapple brulee tart with cashew cream up on @thetakeout today. The bad… https://t.co/pJKsmCo2ik
Retweeted by Peter  CohenThe number of people who apparently believe that the president can amend laws passed by Congress is a staggering in… https://t.co/M7D7tTaSfg
Retweeted by Peter  CohenIf my refrigerator and window air conditioners are any indication, LG makes some really wretched shit. @Angry_Drunk We're all part of the Toxoplasmatrix. @superpixels A good enema is made easier with proper hydration.I feel like there should be a food blog somewhere that does vitamin water pairings @MikeTRose total absence of self respect and willingness to be exploited no wait nm that's propelled me through 30… https://t.co/RWQHsmhWm2Social media has ubiquitized the distribution of sociopathy.Palms Trax remix for Deleter is out today. We're really enjoying hearing the tracks together. The four brilliant ar… https://t.co/U9CRpEtlWD
Retweeted by Peter  CohenThese days are stressful af. Come escape into Dungeons & Dragons on my Discord. Doesn't cost you a damn thing. Got… https://t.co/aUG2qcbcAH
Retweeted by Peter  Cohen @goldietaylor I remember. https://t.co/uYcoU9pUrb @Tim_Stevens MR2, Miatas, S2000…I sense a theme. And @briancooley's glorious estate car is 👨‍🍳👌Billionaires shouldn't exist. I will not be accepting @'s at this time.Even Roland Emmerich would be asking you to dial it back if you’d pitched him a straight narrative of 2020 as his next disaster film.So happy we’ve gotten to the Planet of the Apes apocalypse moment because 2020. https://t.co/Ao80vyxQGqWhat the actual fuuuu Not today Twitter. Not today. https://t.co/G0fe1PYJbz @mattdpearce You forgot murder hornets and cannibal rats. @jonst0kes Whey protein isolate isn’t cheap @kerri9494 You need Drambuie too I think
5/29
2020
mescaline salad with goat cheese is delicious if you can handle the fractal tesselation @ericasadun @twostraws clarusex post fuckto gort, klaatu barada nikto @snipeyhead @havochaos @daemionfox But if they do then PEW PEW PEW fingersInstabuy Via @snipeyhead https://t.co/rfxqijby82 @havochaos @snipeyhead @daemionfox DittoPatriotism swells in the heart of the American bear. https://t.co/DvHJlXlc5v @YevP @chrisTgrace Roast beests https://t.co/K2AVebpevbHey fans of mahou shoujo: Motherland: Fort Salem, amirite? “magical military school harem” hits the trope check marks pretty hard.I’ve been obsessed with this new ⁦@DukeDumont⁩ track https://t.co/0opcgTsu9I @c_davies I will trade in my Infiniti for this experienceFrom the Catalina 10.15.5 read me. Note for Mojave and High Sierra users staying put on their versions. https://t.co/YgSiTy9XQ1 @lymond @misscrisp Someone else has the ASSONMAN vanity plate @c_davies https://t.co/lt92kANxlgNow here’s great advice to someone researching a story: Run a few semi-helpful paragraphs followed by "For the full… https://t.co/t2qBB4SpAJ
Retweeted by Peter  Cohen @CraigyFerg Fuckin wisdom @robicellis Anemia sucks. https://t.co/FupXYW8hQ3Honestly, Trump threatening to dismantle social media is the best news of 2020.Just washed. Spring comes late to the Cape. https://t.co/unQKPSc9Qg @johnbiggs https://t.co/8f3QrnuqDM @SinisterOneSD Passable tooWorking nights for two months is paying off for my goth cred. Asked if I was anemic the other day. https://t.co/SMoHsRZtFOUse fewer, more meaningful words.Your hot take on the CDA sucksNice clicky keyboard option for a touch typist looking for a tenkeyless workstation https://t.co/Agi0GNwGG9 @johnbiggs I use a Das at my not-podcasting workstation. @burgerbecky Upgraded with better DPS and larger ammo capacity I hope https://t.co/ZFHiKbIYgZ @dfravel Ambivalence doesn’t make for good copyA lot of people really don't realize what's really going on here. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incident… https://t.co/TTVXq30Cex @lexfri Yes, but only in areas with blanket 5G coverage. @davemark Huh. https://t.co/yKrp8qSQmw
5/28
2020
Magnetic Fields’ Stephin Merritt on not being able to write songs under lockdown. 'The problem is that he can only… https://t.co/404mU1xxIN
Retweeted by Peter  CohenSo it turns out Ariana Grande is *not* the typeface of the Huffington Post and I just don't know what's real anymor… https://t.co/uo1TWvqqTf2020 started with a worldwide pandemic and has reached sewer tunnels full of murder hornets riding cannibal rats as… https://t.co/enWdx5lmMoEvery so often the Reptilians forget they're speaking ABOUT livestock when they're speaking TO livestock.… https://t.co/KhUW2eCzaf @Jon_Alper COVID-19 https://t.co/svcfrO1i9V
5/27
2020
What terrifies you more?
Retweeted by Peter  Cohen @niclake KevinWhen the world says you’re an asshole, listen https://t.co/T8eFRMvuz3
5/26
2020
That candy bar has 30 grams of protein but that doesn’t make it food @tankgrrl @carrchr https://t.co/qrMoQkGIodOne thing that has become clear to me over the last week is how few people actually understand how podcasting works… https://t.co/pbjGP7VdMB
Retweeted by Peter  CohenWhat is a style guide https://t.co/VoNxSUqfXQ @carrchr 300Do BBSes count https://t.co/adtuVIGUlk
5/25
2020
@Jon_Alper I say it without judgmentPeanut butter Belvitas are basically Nutter Butter cookies FYI https://t.co/ISuwq6rvxZ
5/24
2020
@ejacqui No one should feel hydration shamedThe whole energy vampire being an internet troll subplot in last week's What We Do In the Shadows was 👨‍🍳👌
5/23
2020
@MargaretWallace One step closer to Skynet @FuselJeremiad I think you’re picking up on the mahogany, tobacco, and cocaine. @GlennF don't drag u2 into this glenn @TheBreen https://t.co/LkldbxLrwY @gizmogladstone https://t.co/EPduFgDGCb @TheBreen Cthulhu's, in the script draft I downloaded off the darkwebEpic Games Store and I go through this dance every few weeks where I add a new freebie to my account that I can't p… https://t.co/yRBgx2H9L9 @d_a_keldsen @dfravel call me a marxist if you must https://t.co/WKFffZXW4f @FuselJeremiad undertones of salt, ketones and urea @dfravel if medical marijuana facilities are essential services, why not the opium of the people.
5/22
2020

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