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your mom would love me // head coach with her job on the line at @puckbunnies_pod

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@SamGrady3000 Thanks i look good here @BrandyLJensen Brandy come on Puck bunnies @elanpin Because it’s in the “north side” and “you don’t have a car” @veryeva come to chicago and get trashed at the bagel shop with memaking a graph https://t.co/YyL1lwtsMM @katebyrnepower chicago bagel authority on belmont babyok i have listened to jenny lewis' instant classic album on the line about 20 times, sober and drunk, sleepy and aw… https://t.co/zM47o2Ovbhthe mueller report is just a list of the toronto marlies forwards
Retweeted by zooey béchamel @ikhurshudyan I’m proud of him : )My bagel place is BYOB and it’s a matter of time before i come in here fully locked and loaded for some Miller time @JoshhTerry We stan a quarterly payment @ZoeNovaScotia Can u ask her where she got these I love itA great example of my whole Deal is that I think it’s unspeakably corny to display your own degrees in your house b… https://t.co/gxkdH6xYhA @LaurenW902 @LovableAndKind I would never cheat @LovableAndKind There’s simply too many and also dido is too far down what if people don’t get to her @mymorningval Oh my god IDENTICAL PLACEMENT https://t.co/LMIeJBo5I4 @lisasaurstomp HIGH KEY love these shelves @lisasaurstomp That rules tbh @falsebinary I’m 26 and unmarried which is ancient for TexasI AM sassy and I DO like cats so i like the towels :)I’m entering into old unmarried adult niece territory where my extended family still feels the need to get me a Chr… https://t.co/avSHCcXO8HThe fray: how to save a life Me in 6th grade listening to my iPod nano, resting my head against the cold school bu… https://t.co/jFQauptwuz
Retweeted by zooey béchamel @libbycwatson I’m so fuckin thirsty dude but I’m tweeting instead what is wrong with usenjoying a very important part of my saturday morning routine: thinking about how thirsty i am for like one whole h… https://t.co/jxMimGF5fI @btpanko She is a beautiful angel @mannyelk Oh wordWhen Lucy Dacus said I don’t want to be funny anymore,.. I felt that @mannyelk Was it mine @hayesdavenport Swamplandia by karen russell, it reminds me a lot of joynot to get you guys too wound up but this might be a real good wknd to call in with any of your Canes-specific ques… https://t.co/kPK523HjSX
Retweeted by zooey béchamel @veryeva Ya @aud_bowler It’s a good song and you ARE NERVOUSthank you..............so much https://t.co/PpS4aVdEDI
Retweeted by zooey béchamel @pricksahoy Omg I love her @IllyBocean No phones. Just living in the momentJane should be arrested for fucking Tarzan
Retweeted by zooey béchamelShe takes no joy in reporting this https://t.co/bERE5ZYIQE @stridexpads Dumb bitch o clock
3/23
2019
@stridexpads Omg bitch i bought sauv blanc aka my dumb bitch sauce @CNNRGLDN @trashage Let girls be girlsMy dad loves our dogs so much that he once put the collar on and went through the electric fence to experience thei… https://t.co/5rRTJWNKgZ
Retweeted by zooey béchamel @trashage I look goodhttps://t.co/GF1Uz0snHc
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Retweeted by zooey béchamel @SuzeMarsupial Hell o @moonshinemaude Hi cutiereality show where i battle for the hands of both lexi lafleur brown and brandi holtby. a reverse bachelorette
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Retweeted by zooey béchamel @McLeemz OmgLol https://t.co/TXysoUyCbTmy job asked me for a headshot where I’m smiling so i sent them a faceapp https://t.co/pjzxZg5VEX @melip0ne Soda can cloaca @charlybliss Este haim please hit me with a frying pan @KogaShuko Yes @mikaelajpalermo Oh word did not know that!!! @MikeyRads Yeah I love that one but FML bangs so hard @SurlyKoala Better than the original 4 sureWhile I agree that mom rock can encompass music made by non moms it was very fun to compile a bunch of songs by rea… https://t.co/BG6FKQxTY5Here are 18 songs by Verified Moms please enjoy https://t.co/FlQugSEa3iWould anyone like a playlist of mom rockMom rock: against me, ex hex, sleater kinney. I am alive with how right I am @twolinepass Yes it bangs @rebekahentralgo YesI’ve had 3 cups of coffee and im writing a blistering polemic on why Mom Rock is real and powerful and my friend @brooklynwolf666 I’m going to see her next Saturday and I MAY scream. What’s ur favorite song on the new album, I think mine is dogwood @mikaelajpalermo What’s ur username I wanna add you @mikaelajpalermo Costar! @elanpin Do not show me the abs on this child @_sashayed @veryeva Rem licks pits @lexilafleur Lexi you and JT should have a talk show @ChillMoon It’s so good!!!!Does jenny Lewis need me doing free social media promotion for her? No. Does she appreciate it? Probably not @elanpin I have shoprunner and can order us them with free 2 day shipping fyiHoltby on declining White House visit invite: "My family and myself, we believe in a world where humans are treated… https://t.co/mLL7d3e8i9
Retweeted by zooey béchamelDoes it feel weird to praise a man for doing, basically, the bare minimum? Yes. Does the NHL disincentivize basic h… https://t.co/F8LtQnZiBa
Retweeted by zooey béchamel @JordanUhl @mattklewis Bovine lives matter @mattklewis Matt thank you so much for your support of the voting rights of our great nation’s cattleLADIES AND GENTLEMEN————- WE GOT HIM https://t.co/yAyhvzwHlY @JoshhTerry I’m gonna go this weekend, I live near it now @MattsBestTweets Yak for sure!!! @Avalanche Can I have some @MattsBestTweets Get some momo !!!! @theactivestick Moppinghttps://t.co/kcdGLNyp2y @csymrl The parent storylines are greatOmg and when the shins were on the spring break episode of the Gilmore Girls........ the greatest crossover event of our lifetime @flourgremlin Huge mood @eponawest In this house we do not defend post hardcore @vulgartooth Perfect, some might say @eponawest Would u like me to explain itremembering when I discovered this band when they were featured on an episode of the O.C. the aughts were WILD https://t.co/V5Ie2XHrfn @veryeva Omg we are both scorpios too this makes sense..... we r so possessive and needy........ @veryeva Are u a 2? I’m a 2 and I was surprised but then I read the whole thing and I was like yep thas mematt duchene asked the same genie to go to a playoff team https://t.co/bJDWJf758k
Retweeted by zooey béchamelwearing my retainer to sleep tonight does anyone have any last words @pricksahoy lmfao @hannahtraining for sheets i honestly just go to like, tj maxx and get whatever they have there that has a good thread count @verviticus brock boeser's dumpster @MsShade .... i didn't thank usettling in for my nightly routine where i google "best place to get bed linens" even though i already know the best places
3/22
2019

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