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Joined Twitter 6/6/13


@bjorlax_ post pics @scathingblonde strong guy @pepchini proud of u :’)if i were running for nyc mayor my campaign videos would simply be me wearing the yankee with no brim
1/19
2021
@BrennenOwens @notcrsr @stavvybaby appreciate you go bills https://t.co/NAZoojWuUhyou could say im a gamer ... but im not the only one https://t.co/UMXrF768Ox
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1/17
2021
@mayafeyjepsen get one qween @_eroscestlavie i still have nightmares about that place wastelandLana Del Rey is The Joker for women
Retweeted by salami lidnew yang city 😎 https://t.co/z6W8C655qc @kmhrt benrie 2020 @bbchadsdad i would fuck up talking to jay z just acting a fool stumbling over my words so just give me the 1400Joe Biden begins his presidency in the strong position of quibbling with his supporters over $600
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1/15
2021
@yungcomputer dare i say mr krabs overdoses on ketamine has more mature humor than the average spongebob meme @kelibacy u have always been the wise one kelly @KBULTRA0 dawg $TGP has all their fleet tied up in long term contracts for 2021 you gotta play spot market with $FLNGlillian said that since im 26 i cant laugh at spongebob memes anymore https://t.co/qGBhaaXxaB @kelibacy perhaps it was the meme status of GOAT runescape song sea shanty 2
1/14
2021
TRUMP TOLD PENCE ON JAN 6 : "YOU CAN EITHER GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A PATRIOT OR YOU CAN GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A PUSSY" - NYT
Retweeted by salami lidProbably the funniest LOTR bit I’ve seen https://t.co/V21YmDaCEe
Retweeted by salami lid @lesbianpope never left school 🤷🏼‍♀️
1/13
2021
DID NICK SABAN PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT IT?! #Alabama #CFBPlayoff https://t.co/YBj4UKgMvZ
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1/12
2021
@ParikPatelCFA jpow CEO of USD duh @mayafeyjepsen hello
1/11
2021
Nickelodeon announcers explaining Manti Te’o’s fake dead girlfriend
Retweeted by salami lidامشب ما نوشیدن خون یک QB درنده جنسی و هر خواهر بوسیدن hilljack در پیتسبورگ!
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1/10
2021
@jackfromohio what the fuck this is so many levels of wrong lmaoyea this blows woke surveillance state time https://t.co/3LpAf3U2nmis this new SSRI hittin or am i just listening to t pain bartender @canalststation smh abolish gender and this happens 🙄 @bjorlax_ god i wish that were mehttps://t.co/y5VkeZmnzG
Retweeted by salami lidThis is the most egregious instance of bisexual erasure in human history
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Retweeted by salami lid @bagelwife why is every new pixar movie like On One with these complex topics just give me incredibles 3everyone named their roomba awesome-o right https://t.co/qLMWevDK7L @jackfromohio oh shit 7 pm? hahahaha @jackfromohio after hours not enabled... L
1/9
2021
@peteschaff thank you for your self crit following your italian racism peter 🙏 @kmhrt @seanhannity i can point you to a REAL italian restaurantfor some reason i can't restrain myself from letting everyone know that her hat isn't podcast merch it's from urban… https://t.co/BdlENRKENX
Retweeted by salami lidthis was the most insane part of that interview to me idk https://t.co/xeZeCFghT5 @wolfof_wallmart ya i got an A+ on the depression testok, so, i’m a 22 year old girl.... racism?? ...???
Retweeted by salami lid @wolfof_wallmart generic zoloft lets goim fucking MEDICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w's in the chat
1/8
2021
grimes really do have a kid with the richest man in the world tho.. get that bag sisthis one for my 🅱️rypto bois who stay on that grind 😤 https://t.co/1A79a6b1eA @alemonslice @yungcomputer THANK Ujfk got hit from a grassy knoll but he should have been taking hits from a grassy bowl
Retweeted by salami lid“It wasnt a coup, okay mom? Quit calling it that. You just don’t get it, ugh!” https://t.co/XBYXDwWQih
Retweeted by salami lid @craigbased :craighog: still at 0From a locked friend https://t.co/HXXUxfMQ13
Retweeted by salami lidWe've made the decision to remove the PogChamp emote following statements from the face of the emote encouraging fu… https://t.co/3W8I711kcb
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1/7
2021
this black and mild ®️ smooth vibes ™️ playlist has some bangersoh hell yeah https://t.co/R1sKtn3Yv9im in nancy pelosi office cookin up https://t.co/W4IR8q6o8Y
Retweeted by salami lidThis is gonna be so good on SNL
Retweeted by salami lid @jackfromohio they fought cops??? i thought blue lives matter gtfo GOP 😂 @ElizabethKropp uppies 😂honestly kinda rules thanks maga bois https://t.co/Vgn74EVBkFCapitol Hill Autonomous Zone (DC)
Retweeted by salami lidLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/utwrtLAT8w @OurCommune yellow is a himbo king @JungleGutturals yes 😭 u not wrongfuck it bloody mary for me birthdayhttps://t.co/92J4lzabpt https://t.co/t6G6y9FSKL
Retweeted by salami lidcaroline calloways chart is WHAT https://t.co/wnBJLz2YBp
1/6
2021
@winzigwinsbig get my mans on a flight to hawaii stat @capittalism what did the bot do??what the fuck. what the fucking shit https://t.co/BJEAXhzt8Yhttps://t.co/lv1hdy8Rde
Retweeted by salami lidhttps://t.co/vbN2wlzehu @allyyson mf said brook 😆
1/5
2021
the intrusive thought of sticking your leg in front of the bead breaker (right side).... what a rush mantire mounter honorable mention wheel balancer https://t.co/OLmm29psR6 https://t.co/d54uAeyOFAgiants fans and the national media rn https://t.co/JjPjX4gPC1
Retweeted by salami lid @aftnvanillasun honestly i only ever see people tweet about how they regret going to grad school lmao @tomtomclubfan need me a freak like this @mayafeyjepsen ITS THE SAME PENGUIN @mayafeyjepsen im throwing your baby off the stage @Giants shut da fuck uP
1/4
2021
every few months people here find some guy who’s like 90 to 120 percent as annoying as they are and then find all t… https://t.co/4ONLw1E3EQ
Retweeted by salami lidbeans dad did nothing wrong if your dad wasnt an asshole check your privilege @syencefyction what are u making?? @suitkurapika what the fuck @kmhrt every conflict in seinfeld would have been solved by cell phoneshttps://t.co/gUefK9vdaschecking my ebay feedback and this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me https://t.co/mqUKZPgJ0n @michaelarato what i REALLY should do since i buy those 3 pound bags of garlic from costco is food process and free… https://t.co/9dGJxlwSTE @michaelarato too much efforti have broken two (2) target garlic presses in quarantine
1/3
2021
@whichoedipus W
1/2
2021

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