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Floyd @floydian_sleep Pune, India

Co-founder at @AdjectiveAgency where we describe your brand. The world is your tweet. Email ID : pranav.joshi112@gmail.com

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Joined Twitter 4/18/16


@grumpstarisborn @urlocaluglyslut No. Their parents are. @anushxa @urlocaluglyslut Only popular people can be cancelled. I'm a pleb @grumpstarisborn @urlocaluglyslut Arre these are symbi kids. @apurplestrand Takes one to know one. @urlocaluglyslut I apologize for being rich, sorry. @shrutiigaikwad I'm not into domestic violence @apurplestrand I used it out of curiosity and not the need.I did and I have some stats to share from my usage of Tinder Gold, if anyone's interested. https://t.co/iRAfT1ryjH @Weirdofromuran1 Really makes you think, don't it @Weirdofromuran1 Precisely. @hrischique I would love to. That's why I asked if it's just for people from Bombay Twitter or its a Twitter Meetup… https://t.co/QnS79OauUQ @hrischique Wait what? You said it's the former. I'm not Bombay Twitter. I'm Pune Twitter. @hrischique Sigh okay. 😔 @hrischique Is it (Bombay Twitter) Meetup or Bombay (Twitter Meetup)? @chawiezard @freelychained Wow rude. Chitrang is perfectly good looking. Don't call him uglyNon-essential? NON-ESSENTIAL? https://t.co/RXBKMWvLFH @Not_A_Sister Have you been waiting for a subtweet? @notasnackk @candeboi @ElvisStressley_ Ummm?This girl is waiting to be subtweeted like that's going to add any value to her life @upawastaken Is this foreboding? @notasnackk You still haven't shown me your big peepeeSo don't be disheartened my fellow small peepee brethren. We are elite and our masculinity is defined by how smart… https://t.co/waoe4hf9HUThus the sizes of penises depicted in the sculptures was always symbolic of their status and cultural value. Classi… https://t.co/NaVR9P3WMHEven Satyrs were often depicted with big penises. Satyrs were mainly the followers of Dioneses - in Tyrion Lanniste… https://t.co/40rityuNCaShown in the image is the ancient sculpture of the Greek god Priapus. He was the god of fertility cursed with a per… https://t.co/EsmppNPb32On the other hand, a big penis meant that the person was foolish and lustful and (no points for guessing) thought w… https://t.co/HTz7EWMPUkShown in the image is David by Michelangelo. David was the biblical hero who defeated the giant Goliath. He clearly… https://t.co/6mDIZ2qeLyA small and flaccid penis symbolized the ideal Greek man who was rational, intellectual and authoritative. They act… https://t.co/R0YLnXUJxWGreek public, back in the day, believed that the key virtue for the perfect character of a masculine manly alpha ma… https://t.co/6ywkows2YpThis is not too far from the truth for Ancient Greece or other European cultures around that time. Here's another p… https://t.co/jnxu1euZr1
1/19
2020
@WeirdlyHungry @gordonramashray Oh boy. We're all doomed @firozadaruwala @gordonramashray One day you'll give up on the ex too. @upawastaken @anushxa She must've seen your last name upasani on spotify and because of the 'ani' ending (like thad… https://t.co/FMBXILNn0c @gordonramashray Strong physical symptoms at the start, but after a couple of weeks it's completely a mental battle… https://t.co/kXN6hXsi1f @gordonramashray 3 months now. Quit cold turkey from a 20 pack a day.This is so so so good. Well fucking done man. https://t.co/JsqkchQjH0 @BigCringeEnergy @praanaaa Who is praanaaa @BorkTales @thisbitxhsodone "Aashish beta, uncle ko woh Sex Education ka dialogue batana zara"It's hard to criticize bjp on a site full of bhakts. Reply guy: do you know what else is hard?
Retweeted by Floyd @Jhola_chick @Dentisht The people at AFMC are nice too. But since it's free, the volume of people there is too high… https://t.co/gUTf9ZbTwd @Dentisht Yeah I am seeing doctors at AFMC since the treatment is free there. But it's excruciatingly slow and tedious. @karmicanomaly Done @Dentisht You can take all of them. I can't bite into them anyway because of my broken teeth which is kind of funny given your handle name. @svj95 +10Might fuck around and make flaky croissants tomorrow. Or atleast start the process of laminating"Tilgul ghya ani god god bola" is so forcefully assertive and transactional. @grumpstarisborn Ngl this cracked me up on a very grim night. Thanks. @grumpstarisborn HOLY FUCK MY GLUTES ARE NOW IN A PERMANENT STATE OF CLENCH @PuneerTikka PREETIKA! 🥺🥺 @grumpstarisborn Exactly why I need to see it @grumpstarisborn Arre show! @grumpstarisborn What was this? @PuneerTikka Why can't you call me, Preetika? @YeetMe420 Holy heck luna is a beautiful pupper @aayushi_dr So smol @BeingChatterjee I'm sorry, I didn't mean to @oyster16 Heckin mlemI absolutely adore people who reply to your semi-scandalous tweet with just your name in all caps and a couple of e… https://t.co/dFgPDc4kUj @hrischique HE IS WINKING 🥰Share a dog pic clicked by you https://t.co/Zfj8vwizw8 https://t.co/2VykjnMHCTRoads that you have traveled by hundreds of times at night appearing completely new and different in the day is next level of mindfuckeryThanks @apurplestrand *groans* 🙄🙄 https://t.co/3AZ2QVBg1L
1/18
2020
TIL that through evolution, the pterodactyl developed an adaptive ability that modern scientists refer to as 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵… https://t.co/DfioE5vsZM
Retweeted by Floyd @Tweekita Doesn't answer my question. But okay @Tweekita What are your views on 24 year olds sliding into your DMs? @hoetorical Show. @hoetorical Lol no one crushes on meThere are some despicable people who don't fav/RT any of your tweets but will like anything that's said against you… https://t.co/3KjXiaZZIMI see really clever tweets bang where the OP hasn't explained the tweet at all and yet people got it, understood it… https://t.co/CBS33fhT4fCc: @Social_Samosa
Retweeted by Floyd @aayushi_dr Indeed @FoodnFooty Bhetu @slicebrownbread @BorkTales Funnily enough I used to conduct quizzes as a part of @thinq2win at @godoolally 2-3 yea… https://t.co/MSDVJaIvnKFuck I'm craving KFC at 10am. @31428571 Sir why have you uploaded the same screenshot twice? @localbicon Bro kavya it's 922am @candeboi DM whoI ordered food last night after coming home sufficiently buzzed from eco. After ordering and paying online, my phon… https://t.co/emaEEDIlhy @BorkTales @slicebrownbread Sigh, untag and make plans. I lead a very sedentary lonely solitary life for a tender 2… https://t.co/bCwUK2eDIU @slicebrownbread @BorkTales Idk man do you call it stalking if I remember shit that *he* posted *online* that appeared on *my* TL? @pi_alize Fair enough @writer_neha Fucking classic. @aNuSFW @shrutithenaik Thought so but was confirming @nan_ban01 @sadotonin @sapunintended Oh boy I really missed out huh @kala_masala No other hate like early morning hate 🥰🥰 @pankhuriiiiii @BorkTales I put out wayyyyyy more information online than he does. So if anything, I'm scared for me. @kala_masala I mean you still use hashtags unironically on Twitter
1/16
2020
@UnfunnyInsaan What? @UnfunnyInsaan Ma'am? @aayushi_dr And you look nice too Aayushi @aayushi_dr Arre fuck what a cutu @pi_alize Is this aimed at adar5sh @aNuSFW @shrutithenaik Bro which one is you aren't you a mans? @grumpstarisborn @sadotonin @sapunintended Dude I don't know manWHAT THE FUCK IS TUMBLR PORN? @sadotonin mentioned it today while we were drinking and now I see @sapunintended tal… https://t.co/ZtYnvBqkMD @clownprinc_ @freelychained Brother nlieee same https://t.co/uZSzZnOcio @freelychained Nothing is funny @krownnist Shakal toh dekho kaisi bholi bhaali hai @OhTeri_ Arre Ma'am... @Kaunstellation But not too ingenious, otherwise they'll be attracted to us
1/15
2020

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