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Actress, Model, Dead Eyed Sociopath, LIAR

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Joined Twitter 5/14/11

@bbyblou1 Fuck off you spineless fan girl cunt.Looks guaranteed to give you the shits #TheOneShowI can knock out a decent fish finger sarnie of anyoneโ€™s interested #TheOneShowLovely Northern lad. #TheOneShow @SurreyTony The young lady Isabel;- sheโ€™s 14 @rayflute2 I saw MC Hammer at Wembley back in the day๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†... Iโ€™d love that ! ๐Ÿ˜‚Oh well Louis :- only two more years... #TheOneShowOh we have David Brent already #TheOneShowBet they got their pay docked for pissing about in work time, poor buggers #TheOneShowBit inconvenient... expecting #TheChase but got ##tippingpoint instead... and NO Iโ€™m not on Plus One..., ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฝ @newmoo41 Jesus Fucking wept ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @DrAmirKhanGP Sheโ€™s got a point ! Good lad- always looking after your Mum โค๏ธ @itvnews Fucking Hell I thought Harryโ€™s come back contrast, I hang my knickers on the bed posts to air them & wear them another day... or until they go stiff with dried piss #LooseWomenFucking hell @StaceySolomon @pigeonwidow1 Yes why is she appropriating my eye colour. ?Lincoln will probably be balls deep in his secretary Denise.. #LooseWomenIโ€™ve dribbled while asleep on the train. #LooseWomen @DavidMackayy No thatโ€™s grapefruit! ๐Ÿ˜‚Pineapple ๐Ÿ makes the jizz taste sweet ... apparently #LooseWomen Sad. Thanks for the great laughs & all the great comedy you inspired. Rest Easy Terry ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿปโค๏ธ the lovely Ms Strachan :- the only one of these competition presenters who speaks properly & can string a sentโ€ฆ @Ryanmonaghan16 ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธDoes she hang up Joeโ€™s little baggies of gear ??? #LooseWomenItโ€™s a lucky fucking dip here #LooseWomenMy mum has breathing difficulties & is very thin & bloody determined not be โ€œ tinkered withโ€ by the doc #LooseWomen @ThomasBrooks007 Done xMy dad had Alzheimerโ€™s and was furious to have his license removed & he said the doctors were all wrong ... very dangerous... #LooseWomenStaceyโ€™s a psychopathic control freak :- this is the crisp cupboard of a normal person #LooseWomen @InspectorMorose @johnpeelbandbot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Fart resonater #ThisMorning @TheSun That shit eating grin
The Best of Prince Harry @SkyNews They will forever have the sound of helicopters & drones above them . Tough. @CastellKim Easy Peasy , had both manual & automatic @MsSnipalot Nighty night x @Elizabeth_88 I thought it sounded a bit off somehow... like an impression of her ... @CharlotteGabbs The threat of Emmerdale soon wakes me up ... x @BBCBreaking Sussex Royal sounds like a cigarette brand โ€œ Can I have 20 Sussex Royals please guvnor โ€œ ... @SkyNews What the heck did they expect?! @SkyNews Oh I thought he was going to row over in Gretaโ€™s eco-boat like ....I felt shit coz all those people came & travelled to my wedding, brought presents , wished us well & I felt Iโ€™d letโ€ฆ bitch โ€œ Iโ€™m not divorced...โ€ #LooseWomenThe decree ABSOLUTE is the actual final #LooseWomenSweet baby Jesus that did Carol no favours AT ALL #LooseWomenShut yer cakehole Bren #LooseWomen @MsSnipalot The sour puss face OMG ๐Ÿ˜†Whoโ€™s this bitch Colleen wouldnโ€™t even kiss affectionately? #LooseWomen @RuthieeL and at least Meghan has good hair , fecking Legohead shrieking harridans.. have their HRT patches peeled off or what?! #LooseWomenHer voice ainโ€™t that distinctive #LooseWomenLove a drop of Jersey milk #LooseWomenThey wonโ€™t escape ... pics of them will be worth even more now... #LooseWomenI thought heโ€™d have one last piss up with the lads .... #LooseWomen @stellabellav Iโ€™m 49 & therefore tweeting from The Other Sideโ€œFirefallโ€ at Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, California, looks like a scene from a fantasy movie. But, iโ€ฆ
Retweeted by ๐…๐ฅ๐ฎ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐š๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐œ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป @TheSun Did she row there in a sustainably sourced bamboo fucking coracle?
Oh dear god how true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @sharonclarke73 Thank you xGillian needs a decent Fray Bentos in her ... #TheOneShowDidnโ€™t show the bit with the tampon string hanging the back of a girlโ€™s knickers... #TheOneShowThis is โ€˜Nuttyโ€™ Mary from Gogglebox in her modelling days. What a stunner.
Retweeted by ๐…๐ฅ๐ฎ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐š๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐œ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸปFucking hell I thought theyโ€™d got Camilla on to pipe up there... #itvnewsPoor Michael. What a waste of 3 minutes #LooseWomenPathetic. #LooseWomen @MadameMinge ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚No Jen heโ€™s already dumped you for a bitch once before & now youโ€™ll have the added aggro of having his kids round eโ€ฆ @MadameMinge Happens to the best of usPlease tell me she shat herself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#loosewomenIโ€™m a harmless mad old bat of a mother in law #loosewomenIโ€™m sure my daughters boyfriend finds me repulsive #loosewomenIโ€™d kill the cunt. Easy. #loosewomen @MsSnipalot As long as thereโ€™s a Spam Fritter. If he can leave after that heโ€™s definitely committedNo racism from the media Jane? Danny Baker lost his job because of a โ€œ mistake โ€œ he wouldnโ€™t have made if Meg was aโ€ฆ @MsSnipalot Good lass. What shall we get them ?! XxAre we having a leaving do & whip round when Hazza buggers off .. Iโ€™ll bung in a tenner ? #LooseWomen @stellabellav If youโ€™re interested, this is my daughters done by Ashley at Brass Heart in Birmingham. thereโ€™s no need to get your knickers in such a twist hun, few people actually care that theyโ€™re fucking off, or why.... #LooseWomen @stellabellav My daughter has very similar one
@piersmorgan The kid looks worried even before he throws it. What a fucking moron. Hope he got the validation he was so hoping for... @Browbar1 Depends what type @TheFyfie AgreedWhat a fucking DIRGE #SundayBrunchVodka bloke is being played by Keith Lemon playing Mark Wright #SundayBrunch liked his docu about his Dad who has Alzheimerโ€™s. @Baddiel #SundayBrunchIf you wouldnโ€™t engage in an argument with a stranger on the street then why do it on bloody Twitter itโ€™s pretty muโ€ฆ @HaroldShand1979 And Megxit... xโ€œ war is just a droneโ€ says Tim.. best disband the Army then you disrespectful twat #SundayBrunch
@harrisonjbrock He was tv gold
Retweeted by ๐…๐ฅ๐ฎ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐š๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐œ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸปI can't believe the actual Queen has just reposted my video. Thank you, Ur Maj! #harryandmegan
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@HughbertSmythe Aaah a fellow Cockney Sparra x @HughbertSmythe Thereโ€™s always YouTube- you can watch anything on there lol @HughbertSmythe Lol yeah bring back It Ainโ€™t Half Hot Mum ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @tweetingjoanne Yeah loved This Country & Young Offenders.