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Joined Twitter 6/19/09


@trixiemattel https://t.co/EC027KmyBv @Ei_Flow I think Aspen trees are looking at me instead. 😮 @RolyUnGashaa That baby was like “oh my gosh they’re bald like me!” Representation matters. 👏
5/25
2020
@katiejcnes https://t.co/AmAxlr1kud @GennaBain Loss is never easy. Even years after the fact, please take care of yourself. Love you. 💕 @omystephanie Not too dissimilar to what happened with Kylie Jenner- she doesn’t have any of her older siblings’ Ar… https://t.co/eYXoA058BK @HappiLeeErin Accidentally wholesome content.
5/24
2020
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Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @iamBrandonTV I imagine it’s due to DX Racer’s early Affiliation with gaming tournaments as a sponsor and they subs… https://t.co/cu93yNZDvQIt is time for JUSTICE. My daughter and her friend was murdered, left in a car for hours. No officers called or mad… https://t.co/VG0aRhaBIf
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @JesseCox @dexbonus I mean it’s not entirely off brand for Dodger to talk about bowels. @GennaBain Best of luck to him with his Senior year! I hope he makes the most of it.
5/20
2020
@ACdreamscape I didn’t like Curt when I started in New Leaf but he became my BFF over time and I love him so much. https://t.co/S6fcLkwhLK
5/18
2020
@carsonkingyt “OOO BIG SCARY FOLLOWER COUNT SCARY” reminded me of this classic YouTube Sketch for some reason. 🤔 https://t.co/920YUmUmgE @Juicelessss Is there a part two because I can just imagine how she screamed and carried on after he sprayed her in the face. 👀😂 @x_ToxicTears Everybody likes to forget Goth has its root in punk. https://t.co/i60nosFjsY
5/17
2020
@LewisCapaldi This is one of the most relatable tweets I’ve ever seen from a celebrity. Ironically this is also one… https://t.co/eQBo9MoB6h
5/16
2020
@trixiemattel Did I ever tell you guys the time that I found a dead body? https://t.co/0Fax98uRep
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5/15
2020
jane austen’s “if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more” + sylvia plath’s “it seems i must always… https://t.co/RHS4OXHiv9
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @ChrisCrocker I’ve always loved your mamaw! She’s always been “it’s your choice” about everything. I’m sure after k… https://t.co/bhzYTrbvI4 @RubberNinja https://t.co/JuxudU7iCh @ashnikko You’re gonna have the cleanest bum ever after you get one! https://t.co/osLIn6NEHw
5/14
2020
@RLewisReports I got a lovely recommendation for a video on how to make baguettes at home at the end of that video.… https://t.co/FZrUBa98CM @ChrisCrocker I don’t care who is touching who’s butt. If everyone is having a good time and it’s hot then I’m down. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯100. Productivity https://t.co/3qzFVnkk0j
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5/13
2020
@TheNatybo @Zode__ @ZeldaliaBlue This is so true! A good game will be worth purchasing whether it’s on launch day or three years later.
5/12
2020
@DreRonayne Be gentle with yourself. You are not a disappointment, doll. 💕 https://t.co/JLBDsjTdlJ @AngelxoTv I don’t know how you managed it but you get even more beautiful with every day. 💕
5/11
2020
😭 https://t.co/AWyGmqJNn7
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5/10
2020
@dexbonus That’s how my niece was. She just forgot they existed one day.
5/6
2020
how lucky! (part 2/2) https://t.co/2FUD5r8Fic
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @juliensolomita Tell your mom to put her computer monitor out in the lake so she can do both. Lol
5/5
2020
@RolyUnGashaa Does it make straight women gay if we like our men’s buttholes? 🤔 just trying to get my facts straight here.
5/4
2020
@RolyUnGashaa https://t.co/hJKcIcXzSs
5/3
2020
@CupcakKe_rapper Awwww yessss. Out here looking like some millions. 💕👌🏻 @matthwatson https://t.co/xLYxM7VdsJ
5/2
2020
@dexbonus Happy Birthday Clarke! I love seeing how loved she is by you and Strippin. Thank you for sharing some of… https://t.co/U5ZFzsW3K5
4/28
2020
@Jenna_Marbles how are your plants doing? Your plant your popped up in my suggestions and now I’m curious.Has anyone seen anything like this in black/grey? I really want a darker version and I’ve just spent ages trying to… https://t.co/kzs3QshQlS
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4/27
2020
4 months into 2020, and: -WW3 almost happened -Australian Forest Fires -Kobe Bryant passed away -A global pandemic… https://t.co/DP9xMKALFr
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalObama pretended to drink water in Flint while president and said “it’s fine if you filter it”. 28 percent of studen… https://t.co/lszlByYKL7
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4/25
2020
@dexbonus The man just wants his spicy poops again. 🌶 💩
4/24
2020
@headabovewater Such a sweet face! You and your lady did good making a cute baby!Junji Ito's Junji Ito work https://t.co/SvQnUr5e3R
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalPeople who make things https://t.co/igZyLRrKCY
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalnight in with ya mum https://t.co/9Oe1njgcrL
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalStardew Valley Polly Pocket ⭐️🌿🌸 https://t.co/XsQBnpJF2Z
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4/22
2020
Toddler mauled by vicious hyenas https://t.co/uSry9j4QOT
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4/20
2020
@x_ToxicTears Have you seen this?? https://t.co/3vCaPuVWOl
4/18
2020
Alot of men love the idea of a highly educated woman on paper. It’s an ego and status booster. Many are not emotion… https://t.co/k36Sq5CzMR
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4/17
2020
This dude does not want to pupate. I think he's enjoying being a caterpillar too much. All he wants to do is eat an… https://t.co/okbQ305Dih
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4/16
2020
@x_ToxicTears Best mom ever!
4/13
2020
I got a call from a 74 year old black man looking for his son Bobby to assist him early evening with is cell phone.… https://t.co/Ea31Unddtw
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalclassic Family Moves Into A Clearly Haunted House except the wife is an eldritch horror herself and refuses to let… https://t.co/EiurFelezq
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalTHIS IS THE CUTEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN MY LIFE https://t.co/HPGLJH7dmg
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4/7
2020
When you have found the pug just retweet ok https://t.co/EISxlETNmP
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4/5
2020
@RubberNinja https://t.co/DEfOb00wep
4/3
2020
I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell. He’s taken to passing gas in… https://t.co/MHU2WWMZ8x
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @x_ToxicTears Yes we do! Most of us have a sports team of some kind and therefore a mascot. @iamBrandonTV You gotta play the stalk market man.
3/30
2020
@kessel_run @QarldeV I've been doing social distancing for 20 years now and I may have accidentally put everything… https://t.co/WGKrzwu9rf
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3/26
2020
Just a quick reminder... 💙 #asthma #jeffreestarapproved https://t.co/eQzjxCWwVO
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3/25
2020
@x_ToxicTears @Coffin_Cat This is why I changed my Switch to be 12 hours ahead. @dexbonus @JpachoD I thought it was spooky hello kitty.
3/24
2020
@JesseCox Not only that but myself and others apart of the younger generation have lived through H1N1, mass shootin… https://t.co/g4UeKgBdpQ
3/20
2020
@grav3yardgirl Literally everything. My first Animal Crossing was New Leaf and it made me feel so happy. I grew so… https://t.co/d6Ix5P0RKY @bluejay_712 It’s okay to feel hurt. Whenever we are separated from those we love without a say in the matter it’s… https://t.co/HiLcBNI4ty @iamBrandonTV I personally prefer the look of a green screen. It looks very clean and doesn’t feel like it’s blocki… https://t.co/J5c04pIvIa
3/19
2020
@aureylian I’m so sorry you couldn’t get married when you originally wanted to but I am so happy you are still goin… https://t.co/8UR79n27fUWhen self-isolation vibes hit and you end up looking for social stimulation by talking to your dog/cat/fish/reflect… https://t.co/mrX0PQDWvn
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3/17
2020
@PupAmp I feel like latex vacuum sealed bags are a good option.
3/12
2020
@dexbonus That sounds so good! Does it also make gnocchi?
3/10
2020
@x_ToxicTears You look so cute when you’re looking for them and then you proudly present them in the cart. Lol
3/4
2020
@notjulen Seems like a very chaotic evil recipe.
3/3
2020
“I really can’t believe we in a time where women just voluntarily post the private parts of they body lol that shit… https://t.co/suAsRu4VYp
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @dexbonus Congrats! Have safe travels.Here’s some Enby devil butt🖤😈 https://t.co/hHuhQGTDUb
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3/1
2020
@x_ToxicTears The entire movie is entirely too bright when they’re in the sun. It looks artificial. Sunlight should… https://t.co/WOiGS3SRtV @erikaishii Congratulations https://t.co/1AOuaquBEB
2/28
2020
@animegolem Nature probably had some the single most beautiful opening and ending themes I’ve ever seen for an anime.this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imh… https://t.co/LB6aoW9vFs
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2/26
2020
@x_ToxicTears “Be who you are” “No, not like that” 😹
2/25
2020
tiktok took this down at over 12k views but it will never truly die https://t.co/F5ClFFGRNG
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @safiyajn I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling this way. Bad days happen and bad feelings do too. Be kind and gentle with yourself.
2/16
2020
@mangapod @dexbonus Oh my goodness. YES. I LOVE THIS SERIES.
2/9
2020
@TeresaYaw I’m so happy for him and I’m so happy for Amy! Thank you for sharing this with all of us.
2/7
2020
friend: i had a dream where i married my crush! my dreams: https://t.co/ygFzbSIgXM
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @davideastUK Was upset to learn it had been digitally altered https://t.co/THEnCHJFa1
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalobsessed with this picture of a seal looking up https://t.co/nv7AdLWuil
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalme in the middle of the stormy night running down the grand staircase in this with a candelabra in hand before I ru… https://t.co/kgEjIA3r59
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalThank you @Oprah for caring, and for helping bring light to the mental health crisis happening around the world. ❤️ https://t.co/BMbq9U473H
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @juliensolomita I love this accidentally wholesome moment.
1/12
2020
What episode of UNHHhhh is this https://t.co/FwObcv86ZS
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1/11
2020
this is a cry for help #BreathoftheWild https://t.co/9U54MIWpk5
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalJan 4th: The Internet And WWIII Memes Going Crazy #WWIII https://t.co/6rfnVQiY5A
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1/4
2020
@crendor Congrats you two. I hope you guys have a lot of happiness together in the new decade.
1/1
2019
my life as a non star wars fan https://t.co/grImN7zzrn
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12/28
2019
Dumb #dnd story time. I once gave my players "A Tome of Absolute Knowledge." A thick wood-bound ledger full of tin… https://t.co/moVIiYLtnu
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12/27
2019
kris jenner missing kim’s entire speech while she tries to figure out how to use IG live is my new favorite thing https://t.co/NT4S5VEQKr
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12/26
2019

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