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Joined Twitter 6/19/09


sports anime is the superior genre. nobody dies and nobody gets tortured. all your faves are alive. the excitement… https://t.co/HNQAAk5IjJ
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10/22
2019
@shanedawson These shades are all so beautiful. Can’t wait for this launch!When @JeffreeStar stopped an important business meeting to play a music video and dance on the chair, I felt that on a spiritual level
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Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @juliensolomita This is like what imagine your kids would look like if people just asexually reproduced. @ashnikko @xdannyxbrownx That walk of shame tho 😂 Danny is a real one ✌🏻
10/20
2019
@gothykendoll https://t.co/T6nM6kEI5BBatman as written by a bot. https://t.co/qdcMv176xC
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @Ezekiel_III Glad you’re doing a little better now. Please remember to take care of yourself. I know that’s easier said than done sometimes.
10/14
2019
Otter attempts the infamous 2160° zoomie and pulls it off flawlessly. 14/10. https://t.co/LVKMCieKVH
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10/13
2019
On #WorldMentalHealthDay I just want to remind you that social media is a curated reality. Everyone on Twitter, Fac… https://t.co/2of63mBKyc
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @HappiLeeErin I’ve been having my own mental health struggles and feeling down because the doctor I went to told me… https://t.co/aeFrwoyRK0
10/10
2019
the woman who raised me ladies and gentlemen https://t.co/riwjakmvT2
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10/9
2019
@JeffreeStar I am so incredibly sorry for your loss. I know your pets are like your children and can only imagine h… https://t.co/gco7GIxbCM"Why is your stomach making weird noises?" Me: https://t.co/NpAmDBxSpm
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10/6
2019
this is daisy, she just dropped in to say hello (trelaine IG) https://t.co/IkCJZdGOBV
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10/4
2019
@ashnikko Congrats babe! You deserve this.
10/2
2019
@iamBrandonTV This looks so good on you! You’re killing it!
9/30
2019
Brexiters accidentally winning the referendum https://t.co/kaHxFNnv20
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9/29
2019
@Mort3mer @egoraptor You two are so precious. @hankgreen Totally okay with this.
9/26
2019
*me suddenly waking up at 2am*  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/    ∧_∧    ( ・ω・)   _| ⊃/(_ i love @ashnikko / └-(… https://t.co/eQlNMRJK9q
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalMy cat likes to grab my face for kisses and, like uhhhhh, who taught him to do this? It feels very human. https://t.co/G9Vkgvwmc3
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @Ezekiel_III Drawing Green Taylor
9/24
2019
@x_ToxicTears Bless you for wanting to do the right thing! You never know want might being going on behind closed d… https://t.co/VkLhJ4nCC2i'm losing my mind @ this dad ranking wall in the comics shop https://t.co/dqnA7vBwYf
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalit’s fuck zoos all 2020. stop giving money to these places, find another way to have forced family fun time in the blistering heat
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9/23
2019
@itmeJP I live for the Halloween one every year and I also enjoy the Thanksgiving and Christmas ones. So no, not bad taste at all. @JesseCox I feel like the switch lite just doesn’t have enough improvements to make either a worthwhile purchase fo… https://t.co/GbcZxVaMN6
9/22
2019
@brookecandy NOT ONE BUT TWO SONGS WITH ASHNIKKO??? IM SO EXCITED.
9/17
2019
@HappiLeeErin Wow. I can totally see you in your daughter! Hope you have a wonderful year of life.
9/16
2019
Required viewing. Protect Billy Porter at all costs. https://t.co/eiddAd4Au2
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @skinnyghost I was just thinking about how much I loved that movie! One of my favorites too.
9/9
2019
i have NEVER, and i mean NEVER, seen an american perfect our accents like this https://t.co/azzttKcyle
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Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @JesseCox Y'all need to look closer. It's clearly a cross. https://t.co/lg53dPBQOi
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @90sManiax I remember watching this all the time. We had it on VHS. Such an iconic opener.
9/8
2019
@Pup_Amp https://t.co/WOR6XfUMQ7 @notjulen Enjoy your time off! We’ll still be here when you’re feeling better.
9/5
2019
@x_ToxicTears If you’re Goth doesn’t that make your content inherently goth related? Like stop pigeonholing people… https://t.co/240U14F09R
9/3
2019
@JesseCox Love this idea. We need to normalize this more.
8/30
2019
I just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back from a conference, I sat next to a father/son.… https://t.co/n9Lylk2Ifr
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8/29
2019
@ShannonZKiller You both look so happy. Congratulations
8/28
2019
@ItsBlack_Friday People are so strange. Nothing is scarier than someone who feels comfortable as themself.
8/27
2019
okay, does he look like he's not getting business done? Thank you, New Zealand for showing us how it's possible to… https://t.co/TF8c7IknR7
Retweeted by ParaTheNormali’ll take better pics later but here’s the finished embroidered animal crossing fruits beret!!! they’ll be online m… https://t.co/mM4WL7GzDk
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @x_ToxicTears You should look up the murder of Dorothy Stang. She was a nun who lived in and was an activist agains… https://t.co/yQRfp4GovWJust a gentle reminder that the fires in the amazon are intentional. It’s not a forest fire type situation. It’s an… https://t.co/5PL7U4Np80
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalI actually feel sick. How is. This happening https://t.co/uc44qZkBZq
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8/22
2019
@iamBrandonTV I think unfollowing them is fine and just be honest if they ask why they were unfollowed. “We don’t i… https://t.co/60RCFcioWc @x_ToxicTears But every angle of you is so precious. 💕 @itmeJP They’re just tootsie rolls covered in sprinkles. It ain’t a big deal man.
8/21
2019
Rebecca Sugar had to threaten to quit for CN to agree to the rupphire wedding Korrasami featured the first LGBT pr… https://t.co/fYuiUu2LkL
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8/19
2019
@sami_spoon @KelseyEllison i did my best https://t.co/C5CeIT6GPA
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8/12
2019
He is ... the mother I never had. He is ... the sister everybody would want. He is the friend that everybody deserv… https://t.co/j6UMcZ0zw7
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @skinnyghost ....aren’t you Canadian? What.how a bitch ( me ) is tryna become to get BOOKED https://t.co/ytN4TqFuvx
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8/11
2019
Hahahahahaha this shit is fucking hilarious https://t.co/sUdM7l1DUS
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8/10
2019
@dodgercoffee https://t.co/WKeP5RXHJL @TheRealOJ32 SPONGEBOB FACT: SpongeBob is a history buff too OJ! Could you please tell him what was going on here? https://t.co/hoEdsbg0h6
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @TheRealOJ32 Just when you think the world can’t get any more nuts, O.J lectures us on a shooting.
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalPOV: we just hooked up https://t.co/O7DgCfWkRl
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalI'm a little shook how well this fits https://t.co/Qr8xhPjsqd
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalEntire Leeds parade stopped to shout at the TERFs for a while https://t.co/AALELsXbam
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @third_artifact I don’t know what this means. https://t.co/vCqFA9zNQA
8/5
2019
Stop fucking killing each other.
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8/3
2019
@SheeGee @HappiLeeErin https://t.co/cWKSkqaUXr
8/1
2019
Tearing up at my desk. cw: pet death https://t.co/FjsRNGalpl
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7/29
2019
Your friend when you’re drunk and horny at 2 AM and about to call your ex https://t.co/EvVPKbP0s3
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @Ravenhart007 Congrats! I know you’ve been working so hard for this. 🤗 @RolyUnGashaa Happy Sunday!How to mind your business: https://t.co/pXi4hWvwzD
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalFuck zodiac signs. What sailor scout do you identify with?
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalThis is what I imagine it’s like when @egoraptor and @Mort3mer goes to the beach. 🏖☀️⚰️🐱🐱🐱 #cutiesaturday https://t.co/RbbIk3ROfO
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalThis is accurate except that I’d absolutely go to goth beach too cause my babe deserve her favorite thing https://t.co/K4Nhul32Ck
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7/28
2019
@dexbonus In this rom com I imagine you’re a single mom and Sam is a single dad who moves to start his life over an… https://t.co/eHkbu039BT
7/27
2019
@x_ToxicTears Oh my god I love this and would buy this anyway.
7/26
2019
Cora Korsett. 1970s. She was a German BDSM Dominatrix & Body Modification Fetish Model. Not much is known about her… https://t.co/pkmabGe57c
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalTHIS IS MY FAVOURITE ITS SO CARTOONISH https://t.co/I4J9McF8bk
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7/25
2019
finally https://t.co/kFj8rPWKho
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalGod is dead and been replaced by trans people https://t.co/N2DwPK7xQQ
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7/23
2019
“i don’t think i’ll have kids” -plain -invites arguments “this bloodline dies with me” -assertive -metal as hell -… https://t.co/u6zmDL2UKK
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalwhen you turn on your computer https://t.co/gzbODdAv5f
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalNot always the case but in my 33 years: - find the stuff that brings you joy and pursue it. Guard it and earn it.… https://t.co/v0YihdZ8CG
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @itmeJP I am so very sorry for your loss and that of the rest of the Rollplay family. We all so loved Geoff and the… https://t.co/Yin5SPpBTP @iNcontroLTV Wow.... This is honestly so sudden and unexpected. I am so sorry to hear of this loss. I did not know… https://t.co/yYFQ1l8Mt4
7/22
2019
@trixiemattel You look like someone’s really overly concerned friendly neighbor
7/21
2019
@notjulen https://t.co/RyCqVrwBGx
7/20
2019
waiter: “this coupon expired 3 months ago” customer: https://t.co/6OQ7MLBWFD
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7/17
2019
@trishapaytas https://t.co/2oT6i8s3LW
7/15
2019
Augmented reality book covers. That’s it. That’s the tweet. https://t.co/Ri6cEE0vkn
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @notjulen We need a joke off between you and your dad with Jenna as the judge.
7/13
2019
Today is the only day you can retweet this https://t.co/5mJIJnQb8L
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalthis is seto kaiba’s skin care routine https://t.co/tMNVoDxflW
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalThis is the endorsement that matters. https://t.co/RC32uWZVbc
Retweeted by ParaTheNormalThis Day In #Toonami History: July 10th, 1999 the 20th anniversary of the day we were introduce to a new host for… https://t.co/jkA3F8Xsox
Retweeted by ParaTheNormal @_OnyxNightshade @DDIGITALMEDIA @Mangaminx Hunchback of Notre Dame would actually be incredibly well suited for a l… https://t.co/l1FlQsoRvR
7/11
2019

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