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@WEIRDCHRISTMAS Try this link dude https://t.co/NS0tvufcyq @WEIRDCHRISTMAS Will have to be Friday night dude ... Working late today and tomorrow @WEIRDCHRISTMAS Got my baubles hanging over the fenceSay hello and I'll buy your album @RobinWhitlock66 @AdamIntLakes @theJeremyVine https://t.co/Vwc3EQuvbe @RobinWhitlock66 @AdamIntLakes @theJeremyVine Let me find the rule where it says cyclists must stop at red lights ...back in a bit @ToHull_andback Happy birthday Sir https://t.co/TnZ5gE3OJEBread & Water next #Scotland @cInemat0graphys Nope @BrianLynch England still has the Muppet show in 10 downing Street @AdamIntLakes @theJeremyVine If it's got four wheels Jeremy's always got an issue
11/25
2020
@DoctorT1992 @RevRichardColes Ate the post @RevRichardColes It's Tuesday
11/24
2020
@DoubleZCreative @jenlion @DavidBowieReal @Its_Zig_n_Zag But who is zag & zig ? @josierones @EdGambleComedy I can see right through this idea @PattyArquette https://t.co/WNYUuhZ92T @DoubleZCreative @jenlion @DavidBowieReal What's going on @Its_Zig_n_Zag ? @Fact My Knackers are perfectly round
11/23
2020
@WEIRDCHRISTMAS https://t.co/UXsKFpnjcB @PoliceCrewe You're doing a great job ... It's just a shame the punishments for these crimes don't do your jobs any… https://t.co/eKsf5Q2wK1 @bonnie_langford Phwoaaarrrr @KEdge23 @DebraBe16141698 They stand because they don't have many seatsSanta is on lockdown this year kids ...No presents for you Just Sky TV for me @Rhianmarie Found an old pile of @DailyMailUK https://t.co/Z9iUtio2gi @janenolan59 @Matthew_Wright I've been watching the Alienist season 2 which is brill in both seasons, so I'll go for that next πŸ‘ @Matthew_Wright Someone told me to watch it ... I guess it's good then Matthew @FredWestPatios I dig Fred @mark17852273 @GillianKearney3 Racists with erect nipples ? https://t.co/Gt6uv2APyC @reece_dinsdale She abused her position so much like others who think they are better than us @JohnCleese https://t.co/s8VOgDMkEvI still don't think there's been a better Christmas advert since 'The Greatest Gift' from @sainsburys @JKCorden https://t.co/lvO7TYQbva @Michael96303310 " Sorry ! No more than six" https://t.co/idozxCM6Nq
11/22
2020
@SkyNewsBreak How the fuck is Santa supposed to work from home ? https://t.co/MPtWLt57Fj @24hrlearns @ThenVsN0w https://t.co/ZUEDaoxwq6 @MJH4192 @LouiseMahaffy @McDonaldsUK https://t.co/clZO1BLdlw @McDonaldsUK Whoppers ? https://t.co/vssl4eMbbB @Rhianmarie https://t.co/xsYeDyrfHn @strenominious @Rhianmarie https://t.co/vs65dmbrW6 @GylesB1 Rupert ... Just read the rhyming partsMight as well not have watched @imacelebrity from Sunday .. could have just turned it on tonight #ImACeleb #imacelebrityHopefully nothing bad has happened for @imacelebrity to be a recap show #ImACelebWhat's going on with tonight's #ImACeleb ? @WhoseRyanStiles https://t.co/YFejnkX3BFhttps://t.co/cwAd9YVtCdBoris really hates barbers & hairdressers @CadburyUK Mix it up a bit ... Chocolate bars that are half milk chocolate and half white chocolate #20% @domcavendish I miss my wife ... My aim is getting better though @MrNishKumar Do they sell turkeys ?Electric cars ... Hey @DuracellUK you could make back up batteries to keep in the boot I'll take 25% @DoseofRoses @cinematorg That poltergeist needs fucking off @BorisJohnson can I replace Mr Cummings .. I've got great eyesight and a sense of stylePower cuts ... Its a game changer @RobertLindsay Does he have Netflix ? @lindsaylohan You're the new RoboCop ? https://t.co/NPRqETBjsvI've tested positive for being an idiot @sarcitwat @SueCathrine @G1Vernon @mattymoo1973 He ate ass before going on a date @HWarlow I love your tweets Helen ... here's a virtual hug for brightening my timeline https://t.co/xKZUiKwT08Who'd have thought it .. 1969 they could send people to the moon but 2020 and WiFi is still shit https://t.co/EjBRBKuZuY @realmikefox 2020 and still hovering skateboards don't exist πŸ˜’ ... Take me back to the 80's @susie_dent New swear word technique Telling someone to 'Thuck off' won't get you twitter banned 🚫 I claim this phrase Β© 😁They can all thuck off till Monday @Fact But what if you forget to imagine ? @BoyGeorge Have a great Saturday George
11/21
2020
They should have made an Abe's oddworld film https://t.co/g70HYlq7aFBonio's sale https://t.co/jk42WcVWx9Roll on 2021 @McCoys No it doesn't lol .. I said just this flavour @NotSainsburys1 Nice jump
11/20
2020
@WEIRDCHRISTMAS https://t.co/r8CimIygml @BBCNews Faggot ... There I said it ! ... it's a word ...it rhymes with maggot ffs @JejjivarapuK You'll be ok ..you have internetI DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE CHEESE ... So thuck off ! @SiSmith5 @angrybrittisher @piersmorgan There it is https://t.co/kjyrOCBWIu @piersmorgan https://t.co/iqoqsaNOso @WEIRDCHRISTMAS https://t.co/ERAq3wnPnv
11/19
2020
@WEIRDCHRISTMAS @Annabel_Giles Gotta be @AnnekaRice @CadburyUK When will the Christmas equivalent of Creme eggs/Goo heads be invented ? .. Maybe call them 'Baubles' or… https://t.co/7rb2bMOnBYBring back TREASURE HUNT https://t.co/C6AGHOF7oihttps://t.co/lpQm6Zu4e1 @SueCathrine https://t.co/yaph12aKNV @WEIRDCHRISTMAS Tell them to four coughhttps://t.co/KdH5nfO8Fl.My Grandad is still missing ... Please Retweet ... He's missed his lunch twice now ... Was last seen on Friday wear… https://t.co/2zR90XpV7F
Retweeted by Hairy Knackers πŸ™Š @CorrieLdn @J_N_Cooper @SooksThe And I was worried about my Β£61.90 credit card bill @SueCathrine I love your funny tits @D_D_M55 @NickDixonITV @GMB ExactlyFor sale ... 1 Wheel trim https://t.co/JBGjhoYQ3k @NickDixonITV @GMB It won't happen ... They're never ready if we have a centimetre of snow each year ... Power cuts… https://t.co/MFXZO3zfADSome people need to social distance FOREVER ! https://t.co/A8seurHXpP @NLAHamilton Sorry ..No more than six
11/18
2020
@Mike_Batt @Cherylbaker @kimwilde Yes ..it's the new 60mph https://t.co/RxbCCIQEak @fred035schultz @evilgnome21 whaaaats going on ??? @Keir_Starmer .. I've asked @BorisJohnson if harsher sentences can be given to scum who hurt animals ..I do hope he sees this @ladbible https://t.co/Pb9FzGinGd @wowcountrylife @reginalddhunter Stunning @westbrookdanni It was disgusting ! @LuvBritishbabes @ThePinkTaco69 I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time @laurenevie_ Yeh .. FUCK YOU KEVIN ! @SteveSnooker https://t.co/Fjps2qkCGW
11/17
2020

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