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@MrEmilyHeller Just glad there’s something 😜 @thelizfeldman 😊😊 @MrEmilyHeller Is there anything your family can’t do?Is that a person?? 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/vi25JOHz2f
12/4
2020
Twitter is where I come to see posts that say, “Rudy Giuliani just farted.”The biggest twist in The Undoing was Hugh Grant starting as an American and turning British by episode three 🤣Ok @fortunefunny look what I got!! https://t.co/tQGClzwkW0
Retweeted by Fortune Feimster @Lesdoggg Haha! It’s for when you miss me 😃🤣
12/3
2020
@JulianMDay So proud @BillyWayneDavis @jane_of_diy This is true!
12/2
2020
Call 1-866-PUNCHLINE for jokes, ice cream, ice cream dances, crying, conversations with @benandjerrys, singing, and… https://t.co/mzOEwBSLwvDoing a fun virtual show Wednesday night with some other funny comics for my friend @erinfoleycomic’s show. Tix her… https://t.co/JcyveqzhG1
12/1
2020
I’m on the Do You Need A Ride podcast this week and I start by showing off my Chilis gift card https://t.co/jQGrqaUnpN @bonniemcfarlane I like when you talk to me like RichTrying to avoid spoilers for The Undoing!!
11/30
2020
If you haven’t listened yet, check out “My Favorite Murder’s” @KarenKilgariff on my Sincerely Fortune podcast this… https://t.co/rSnkGhOnn1
11/28
2020
@life3quartered Oh good! Gonna regroup this coming year to come up with new things.If you’re into signed posters, beanies, tees, or stickers, doing 25% off all my merch this whole weekend. https://t.co/SmT4BshXwU @morgan_murphy That could shake things upCelery sucks.Just watched a thriller where the daughter was being psychologically abused by her mom and I was most upset that sh… https://t.co/I2EnTMvfuF @bonniemcfarlane 😃
11/27
2020
@AnaEgge Aw thanksHopefully this Thanksgiving is better than last year’s. https://t.co/RCfGJXjOKTSo like people cook a bunch of stuff the night before Thanksgiving? (Asking as someone who doesn’t know how to cook)
11/26
2020
I am delighted to have my friend @KarenKilgariff on this week’s podcast. She’s co-host/creator of the My Favorite M… https://t.co/OT0QKAIxNGHappy Thanksgiving from our radio show! https://t.co/MVyvwXD946It’s like watching an Up with People performance at a gay wedding 🤣 (Kudos in advance to the three people who get t… https://t.co/TW5qIKOkIv
11/25
2020
I have finally aged into my ideal acting range. https://t.co/BSHnoxiGidI’ll miss seeing my family for Thanksgiving this year. What I won’t miss is my mom opening an industrial size can o… https://t.co/ZilaAuo8iCBefore you post on Twitter, it asks what’s happening, which has been interpreted to mean, “What are you pissed off about?”
11/24
2020
@JenKirkman Yes!Brenda’s got her tube top on tonight! https://t.co/2qoRRTRv8RI think 2020 needs a little Richard Simmons in our lives.
11/23
2020
Here’s a fun trick. Every time someone posts a meme “proving” that this election was fraudulent, you can look up the actual facts.If America was a golf course, we would be in much better hands 🤣
11/22
2020
I can’t tell if Benny on The Queen’s Gambit is supposed to be 18 or 40.So fresh and so good https://t.co/ljV7HnEIrA
11/21
2020
Giuliani wiping his own snot all over his face and having hair dye sweatily drip down his cheeks are the two least… https://t.co/p53csQKNODRepublicans are now saying it looks like Biden has a good chance of winning. Bitch, he already won! He’s won like f… https://t.co/uwZ240HuhO
11/20
2020
♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/LpadBHxDQ3May we all aspire to have the confidence of a nerdy white guy doing improv.
11/19
2020
I’m talking all things “Bachelor” on this week’s podcast with my fun guest Nick Viall (@viallnicholas28), and here… https://t.co/bvl3g5cM1VCheck it out! https://t.co/t3WjGuY0JM @Jamie_R_Hendrix @alloveranthony @Oprah @MichelleObama Sounds about right 🤣
11/18
2020
@perlapell @janinebrito Oh yay! So glad you guys went ahead and did it. Look at us having pandemic shotgun weddings 😂I plan to spend my Thanksgiving like the pilgrims intended. In the parking lot of a Denny’s.I restarted my computer and there’s only 41 minutes remaining. @JewdyGold Perfection 🤣 @JD_Rhoades Maybe intense is a better word 😂 @liamoran Two! 😃 @jason_chadney The Breville barista express. It’s supposed to be great. First cup in and so far so goodI just bought an espresso machine and spent 20 minutes watching a you tube video of a hardcore lesbian demonstratin… https://t.co/E8S6zRfwDm
11/17
2020
@Rose572123 No shit, SherlockDropped my Apple watch and the screen cracked and then it completely fell off. Now how will I know that I’m getting… https://t.co/cGYnKpAYiw
11/16
2020
Everyone is so pumped about the progress of the Pfizer vaccine, which they should be, but they forget that literall… https://t.co/OCimbkeFuWNo way! Wait...is this good or bad? https://t.co/5P9RKRmwHwImprov schools and comedy clubs should start offering online classes right now, if they aren’t already. I think abo… https://t.co/4hmgA46PeA @phoebe_wood1 Yes ma’am!I have clearly been watching too much Dateline. Within two minutes of the episode I was like, “The boyfriend’s jeal… https://t.co/VVYmyx6KHZ
11/15
2020
Or you could just call a spade a spade. He’s a narcissist whose ego won’t allow him to accept the fact that he lost… https://t.co/FR3ew5PV6N @bonniemcfarlane Thanks Bonnie!Not sure who you needs to hear this but wearing a mask is literally the LEAST you can do. This pandemic is NOT over… https://t.co/ySO5bKmcJm
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11/14
2020
We filmed a female fight club movie and it’s silly and fun with lots of cool fights and it’s out today! https://t.co/cBGQ9PHMt4 @JewdyGold @CallahanGoldBen @GreenWaveMBB @Tulane Aw, that’s awesomeComedian and actor Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny), who stars in the new film @chickfightmovie, shares her… https://t.co/DqXObFgBhs
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11/13
2020
The good news is it all works out. Right? Right, guys? https://t.co/srWRfbrvd02020 how it started how it’s going https://t.co/mQ7O0fV4hWMake sure you guys watch Happiest Season when it comes out on Hulu in a few weeks. We have such a small amount of l… https://t.co/0YktGJp1g4He’s looking for them mail in ballots 😂 https://t.co/WhIngV2UZfIt took me a bit to realize it’s Marielle Heller playing Alma in the Queen’s Gambit. I kept going who is this actre… https://t.co/2enLjQuCf1
11/12
2020
Really excited to be a part of this new Netflix show https://t.co/iu33RSuI8xMy mom had a blast talking with Beth and her mom. Check it out! https://t.co/vi7jCRvIDw
11/11
2020
Ahhh! Thanks Josh. We still watch Dateline every week. It’s very romantic 😂 https://t.co/xxHY5MCnsp
11/10
2020
Not sure I could find a guy willing to try 😂 https://t.co/aFKQjOZKm8
11/9
2020
I can’t imagine a world without this amazing game show host. Who is Alex Trebek? #RestInPeaceSo does this mean we can wear red hats again? Too soon?
11/8
2020
Meanwhile, Nevada be like 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤Heard Biden is the winner. SOMEBODY COME OPEN MY BUNKER! My leg is asleep!!! @bcburgers I was flown out to NY two summers in a row to test for SNL in 09 and 10. Really cool experience but obviously wasn’t meant to be.If Brenda has learned anything from this election, it’s that math is hard. https://t.co/uqdwlOkInhGuys, still in the bunker. Getting a little cramped in here. Is the election over or what? I’m running out of canne… https://t.co/izcSQIUo2I
11/7
2020
I do in fact make a plea on @kellyclarkson’s show today to save Hooters https://t.co/oyMzJVcV54I know we’re going through a lot but I am on the whole Kelly Clarkson show tomorrow with Kelly (except for singing… https://t.co/UCx6fxbgU0Hi from my bunker! Been told we’re waiting to see if the guy up by 4 million votes ends up winning the election. Thanks for the update!
11/6
2020
😂😂 https://t.co/0WRwoiwJB8.@fortunefunny knew her wife was "the one" when she promised not to murder her. Watch more: https://t.co/OKTsiyBt07 https://t.co/2x89dQCpX2
Retweeted by Fortune FeimsterHell yes! https://t.co/vk2lw6HVd3🚨🚨 PLEASE SHARE 🚨🚨 Tens of thousands of absentee ballots have been rejected and you must cure your ballot within 3… https://t.co/9zqJn1ZREd
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11/5
2020
Need some ✨ positive vibes? ✨ On tomorrow's all-new #DrewBarrymoreShow: @hodakotb, comedian @fortunefunny and inter… https://t.co/G41lhGNb3T
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11/4
2020
If you live in: 🗳California 🗳Colorado 🗳Connecticut 🗳DC 🗳Maine 🗳Maryland 🗳Michigan 🗳Minnesota 🗳Montana 🗳Nevada 🗳New… https://t.co/cFGbRNCXwu
Retweeted by Fortune Feimster @sherihebdon @farrahsafiakhan Aw thanks @samantharosa 😊😊😊 @merinopc Yes! Already recorded it 😃Go vote (if you haven’t already). Heading to the bunker 🤣
11/3
2020
We filmed a fun, crazy movie called Chick Fight about a female fight club. It’s coming out Nov 13. I play the feist… https://t.co/60u4GqDgmK
11/2
2020
I’ve already decided not to watch the news for the next two weeks so someone tap on my bunker at some point and give me an update. @tuhy00 @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark Yes! Love me some Karen and GeorgiaLooks like a clusterfuck. Seems fitting. https://t.co/X0MptkTv5N
11/1
2020

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