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fragpasty @fragpasty Norfolk, UK

Shirt wearing bon-viveur. Cook, runner, and suave greedy guts about town. Eloquence for hire. Liable to offend. Could do better if he applied himself. INTJ

1,482 Following   435 Followers   12,985 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/28/10


@Karen_1979 Now that would solve a lot of issues! @TheGin_Genie It bloody better!!!Disappointing... #snow #Christmas https://t.co/JqFMT15mw8 @SabrinaGhayour @RichardPBurr And chocolate Orange! @loucarden74 😂 @loucarden74 Haha distraction tweets?! @loucarden74 I wonder how I’ll cope :)
12/12
2019
@TheGin_Genie I’d be in Venice! For as long as they would have me. https://t.co/qVvVdmyLE6 @TheGin_Genie No such luck! All at home.One more day in the office before 3 weeks holiday. The enormity of this has yet to land. #indenial
12/11
2019
Towering hail clouds. I’m waiting for the blue-grey of a proper #snow cloud! #whitechristmas https://t.co/KMly9Jb2xZ @alittlespoonH https://t.co/8hoRx2n3DcCaroline-Louisa is still missing. I should go and see the inspector but I expect he’ll just tell me to take a poss… https://t.co/KxWscwdVri
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12/8
2019
@NicolaSillyBum You win if you get all the presents wrapped! @NicolaSillyBum Play the “one wrap one drink” game! @Kirsty_M_N *blush* @Kirsty_M_N Thank you! I’ve been working on that this year. My hands are too warm, so it always misbehaves. But if… https://t.co/884hgqpQeh @Kirsty_M_N Where did all my punctuation go?! @Kirsty_M_N Thank you! I’ve been working on that this year. My hands are too warm, so it always misbehaves But if… https://t.co/b9MxKNdBJb @Kirsty_M_N Perfect reward!My afternoon was both productive and rewarding. How about yours? #Christmas https://t.co/l8Jku9kg9y
12/7
2019
@boxdelightspod Oh excited now! @tjhutchings71 Don’t do it. Donuts are evil. @Slouloulou Master of all pub heating! That’s an impressive superpower
12/6
2019
@Slouloulou I could not condone that. However it might mean that people in pubs can turn the heating up in the future! @Slouloulou As you do.... @nicmillerstale Yes, squash seems to loose all it’s structure on reheating. Flavour can sometimes be improved on th… https://t.co/OkXCHHGpgs @nicmillerstale Classic combinations. That looks really good.
12/5
2019
@LauraFearnArt @IpMcdonald I would have to go with the orange creme and the coconut one. Deeply unpleasant! @IpMcdonald Ooooh controversial! @IpMcdonald Bet the purple ones went first!
12/4
2019
Short crumbly pastry still warm from the oven filled with boozy mincemeat... I’ve just broken my diet in a big big… https://t.co/hHdUxMz86pThe efforts I go to for the perfect mince pie is extreme! https://t.co/0gj6AdCoa9Today I attempt the first batch of mince pies! I’m not very good with pastry! #Christmas #warmhandcurse
12/1
2019
@Slouloulou Perfect winter pudding!Not bad at all! I can see why these might put a smile on someone’s face! https://t.co/H1wBTvDDXXTime to test Jack’s cookies! (No, not an invite to afternoon tea. I’m just doing the recipe)! https://t.co/E0PUmL3vma
11/30
2019
It’s started! #Christmas https://t.co/nJxJqVOr9W @socialhotcake Same! Surely I should be able to find something more constructive to do. But no.
11/29
2019
@BootstrapCook Oh god look at that pie!!!!!!
11/27
2019
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11/24
2019
@BlueEyedGirl_xx I’ll bet! It looks great. Doing mine next weekend. Then spending 11 months getting the glitter out of the carpet! @BlueEyedGirl_xx Very festive!I find cooking programmes very calming. @Rick_Stein new series about France is working it’s magic! @JEJjohns I’m sure you’ll get it all sorted. I cannot stand mess. It would drive me nuts! Good luck with that! @JEJjohns Christmas in a new house can feel odd. So difficult to know where everything goes!35 years ago on November 21st episode 1 of the #theboxofdelights was first shown. Definitely time to start… https://t.co/OPzygyBcSAShow this to everyone. https://t.co/AxERb9L5FI
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11/23
2019
@sexblogofsorts https://t.co/T7Q1kSJGDB @Kirsty_M_N It’s certainly a strategyHow are everyone’s Christmas preparations going? I’m really behind!!! #ChristmasFriday night with good wine, ham and cheese is just the best way to end the working week! #bitdrunkalready @_ClaireEden Only when you have a cold @_ClaireEden Love Jarrolds. Not so keen on My Little Pony! @Daisybelly My “holistic stuff” usually comes from the wine merchant!Episode One of The Box of Delights was first broadcast on this day in 1984. The wolves are running …. https://t.co/NLpiTS1txQ
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11/22
2019
@JEJjohns I have to put them up early as I won’t have any opportunity to later. But I’m very strict. They won’t go… https://t.co/7LbtwokgeA
11/21
2019
Shocked to find my teenage dating strategy is also printed on the back of my #Christmas lights! https://t.co/R9iRHxnnfDA survey on which I can give no option, because of have absolutely no experience of the subject area. I suppose I s… https://t.co/U6I6hnttqf
11/20
2019
@JEJjohns @UKRunChat @LedlenserUK @ruth13babe @LucyRandallGum @xandvt Top tip! @JEJjohns @UKRunChat @LedlenserUK @ruth13babe @LucyRandallGum @xandvt I have a couple of their torches. One that’s… https://t.co/evJDuBfQy1 @JEJjohns @UKRunChat @LedlenserUK @ruth13babe @LucyRandallGum @xandvt Love Ledlenser stuff!
11/18
2019
It would be easier if I just made my coffee and put it straight in the fridge to go cold. More efficient than the c… https://t.co/8Poo5yBSGo @Geoff_McGivern New BBC series on the horizon for this apparently! That and nipple ringing in the Algarve with Tony Robinson.
11/17
2019
@TheGin_Genie Sadly not. Waitrose honey with the comb in the jar. Very mild. @TheGin_Genie Oh I see what you did there!Morning! #weekend #sourdough #honey https://t.co/7kPWnBPOBl
11/16
2019
@BootstrapCook Meat is sooo satisfying
11/15
2019
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Retweeted by fragpasty @Kirsty_M_N No one ever tells you that do they! And all the extra expense of new clothes!
11/12
2019
@AnnaMarieMoody That’s a crap super power @SarahDuggers That is the worst cup of tea I have ever seen! @rozicollier I want to be the person going away to Copenhagen for 4 days! #envy
11/11
2019
Fancy a walk around the inside of BBC TV Centre in London before demolition started. Don't mind if I do! https://t.co/u8w9cKCSco
Retweeted by fragpasty @michelleeb I keep meaning to read the dark is rising. The box of delights and a Christmas carol are essential reading at this time of year @kongroove If there are two things I can appreciate it’s good puddings and good sports watches! Have a lovely weekend! @kongroove What a beautiful pudding!Sirloin steak rare and delicious! https://t.co/gzEVqyRTb0 https://t.co/zDZjS5XIxw
11/10
2019
@17thCenturyLady What a horrible feeling!
11/9
2019
Watching 80s music videos and drinking wine. Living the dream!And so we see the male indulging in his favourite Friday night passions... https://t.co/BuY7sbZnK5If there is one beer that I absolutely will not miss in the winter! Perfect for cold nights in front of the fire! https://t.co/W1bosNscJeAfter £1 million worth of sex toys are stolen from a lorry in Kettering, police say the suspects may be sitting on… https://t.co/a2IYC9oJES
Retweeted by fragpasty @GSWooster Dirty poetry! @History0Mystery I’m in! All looks very interesting! @GSWooster I would like to hear that!WTF?!? I’m so confused! Don’t know whether to be disgusted or intrigued or frightened https://t.co/N8hRkUIbhv @tjhutchings71 The perfect time! @tjhutchings71 I think im@going to have to make some now. But I’m rubbish at pastry. Warm hands are a curse!I really want a mince pie. Not a factory made one. A home made mince pie with buttery pastry. Warm from the oven.… https://t.co/NvRWSqxa3P @BlueEyedGirl_xx Brilliant episode!
11/8
2019
Venison, smoked bacon, creamed wild mushrooms and a pint of amber beer. I’ve decided this is all I’m ever going to… https://t.co/r2wHjygaib @loucarden74 Nom nom nom https://t.co/UTxQecKQkZ @kongroove There was a little butter in there :)Beautiful autumn mushrooms! Soon to be generously covered in butter and cream... https://t.co/ZT5eUUrI18We is Gone Fishing again! https://t.co/9Xgf4XvHPj
Retweeted by fragpasty @JEJjohns That is an absolute awesome achievement! Well done!
11/7
2019
@devlin_jp @Corvus67 Brexit Seals Fear Triangles The north Herbs Badgers @Slouloulou Last time something this stupid was suggested it was written on the side of a bus!
11/6
2019

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