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Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 6 Books https://t.co/WOwFdy1ngE

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Joined Twitter 4/23/09


If ever there was a book, it's my new collection of short stories, YOU'RE RUINING THE DYSTOPIA FOR EVERYONE! https://t.co/F23ORBYQIdThis is a weird holiday season, and it's only gonna get weirder when @TraceBeaulieu and I perform an all new live s… https://t.co/3zp7kb2N3aWhat a relief it must be for Republicans that she is out of office and this kind of batshit sensibility can only be… https://t.co/nP49mSzKgDIf I had my way, an official proclamation acknowledging the greatness of Dogfight would have been written into the… https://t.co/ufNW77Ip2II recommended a movie on @tcm and got this response, the oddest trolling I've received in a while. You could have a… https://t.co/5HDgdhEyMbI saw Neil Innes when he performed at McCabe's Guitar Shop in LA a few years ago and got to meet and chat with him… https://t.co/gutJ19cqLaThank you! https://t.co/7GPTJtticEThe covid vaccine will also be available via a simultaneous day and date release on HBO Max.So the argument is... that we shouldn’t worry about the virus because hey, we’re all going to die anyway so what’s… https://t.co/RGxpjXExnO
Retweeted by Frank ConniffThis 9 item auction put together by the great @Merrillmarkoe and the pretty good me is so awesome, you have to see… https://t.co/lJ9pvay4bg
Retweeted by Frank ConniffHaven't seen that one yet, I'm DVRing it. https://t.co/5PivdcbU6SI dig it. https://t.co/nqxwgutoLoThe very definition of "pre-code." John Wayne appears briefly as Barbara Stanwyck's temporary fuck-buddy before she… https://t.co/qrdUb3vdMM
12/4
2020
Nobody knows the comedy world like Kliph. Can’t wait to read his new book. https://t.co/Dxf6JSHCDk
Retweeted by Frank ConniffThe latter. If I were going to clog my arteries on purpose (I'm speaking hypothetically, I promise I won't), it wou… https://t.co/bnVLlFRDIvMcRib is not the hill I'm going to die on.A cheesy monster movie...that's really good! https://t.co/TudQ5tz4tuMillions upon millions of covid vaccine shots are going to be given so right now is the time for the lollipop industry to step up its game. @FrankConniff Hello. Can you please help me share my Gofundme? I am a Black woman who is close to my goal to preven… https://t.co/DN5uVXd5mC
Retweeted by Frank Conniff @TheMadsAreBack on December 15th...I can't wait! https://t.co/87cS7XEQf4
Retweeted by Frank ConniffWatching a racist President on TV who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and offered no help to American… https://t.co/Kocpeb2SyU"Out of the way, coming through, step aside, old guy with underlying conditions, bitches" - me, cutting into line f… https://t.co/TvZSOBtyN9And now here's my latest ironic meta self-deprecating tweet about my new book YOU'RE RUINING THE DYSTOPIA FOR EVERY… https://t.co/ztJ2SVnGgPKids from 1 to 92 will all be horrified by SANTA CLAUS VS. THE DEVIL, the cheesy movie @TraceBeaulieu and I are rif… https://t.co/Aydx80MtcZOh, come on! It's so infantile to point out that Rudy farted. Just because Rudy farted, it's no reason to make a bi… https://t.co/d5c4RGbNVFZack Norman is Sammy in Chief Zabu! https://t.co/yjeyz58ipsImagine being more concerned with showing off how cynical you are than ending a global pandemic. https://t.co/yNnAuQ9DqL
Retweeted by Frank ConniffOur first-ever live @MST3K riff, at the Uptown Theater in Minneapolis way way way back in the day. https://t.co/aZjTbXqEpOVincent Price and his daughter Victoria picking out a Charlie Brown Christmas tree near Barrington Plaza circa 1970… https://t.co/raAEwuC90e
Retweeted by Frank ConniffOrson Welles had a BBC show in 1955 and spent an entire episode talking massive amounts of shit about police, sugge… https://t.co/a2wYpaalXv
Retweeted by Frank ConniffThis is going to be a giant goddamn lot of Yuletide fun. @TraceBeaulieu is surely going to dress up like Santa, rig… https://t.co/czVhEvS9pm
Retweeted by Frank ConniffA lot of progressives I respect have told me today that going on Ingraham’s show - a woman with a long history of I… https://t.co/qWNfMi7Fpq
Retweeted by Frank ConniffHello my lovers! You all know I’m obsessed with Hallmark holiday flicks and reading romance novels on the subway so… https://t.co/CaziPFFVIV
Retweeted by Frank ConniffBigger Than Jesus https://t.co/x9w1nh34Ns
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12/3
2020
This just in: The GOP's silence to Trump's attacks on our democracy are not because they fear him, it's because the… https://t.co/aSLHXd6xbA
Retweeted by Frank ConniffGOP passes laws allowing LGBT discrimination, preventing them from getting jobs and health care, even banning them… https://t.co/cixfScDZlXAmanda's Place I believe it was called. And I think there was another attempt with Richard Mulligan. https://t.co/Ciq11Fda03If Faulty Towers and The Office are any indication, the American version of the COVID-19 vaccine won't be as good as the British one.When it’s nice out I walk the Central Park loop but the reservoir is the perfect vibe for cloudy dreary days. https://t.co/2YRv3crH1QAnd to old fucks like me. https://t.co/qTd5xTS9SKDemocrats are no different from Republicans. https://t.co/CV4uLGaXq7One of the best Christmas presents you can give is the gift of great literature. But in lieu of that, please consid… https://t.co/02jv1AUrGlTuesday December 15 at 8pm ain't gonna be no silent night when @TraceBeaulieu and I perform our all-new live stream… https://t.co/cYMVyZqQgaI think historians will agree that what ultimately brought Trump down was all the people who weren't afraid to call him an orange cheeto.Considering the serious health issues Millie dealt with in 2020, I’m deeply grateful that these days she always fee… https://t.co/4UVCFr4hMXKolchak: The Night Stalker https://t.co/g8zEgWcg66And then reporters ‘both-sides-ing it’. “What would the founders really say? Former Congressman Bob Smith says ye… https://t.co/PJCjvLI2Jp
Retweeted by Frank ConniffPardons for the merchandise, pardons for the button hooks, pardons for the cotton goods, pardons for the hard goods… https://t.co/GQvFtvJm2XI find it amusing when politicians try to diminish the seriousness of our policy work, movement organizing & grassr… https://t.co/qByHqFjqST
Retweeted by Frank ConniffNot only did we get to see @FrankConniff in his first episode, but in the commercials there was a baby-faced… https://t.co/Nijruz8kxr
Retweeted by Frank ConniffBest wishes for a full recovery, shooting thoughts and prayers into your space. https://t.co/SbPaulQmLO
12/2
2020
Thank you! https://t.co/8rP6CmSG0aMetal Kenneth Copeland. The internet is undefeated...https://t.co/bxSn4adv3a
Retweeted by Frank Conniffmy Instagram targeted ads have gotten really weird https://t.co/bJPffGyQ9R
Retweeted by Frank ConniffBeing able to get a pastrami sandwich at 3am is central to my identity as a New Yorker. Every apartment I've lived… https://t.co/gJqkAgrlIvI had the pleasure of meeting @TheElliotPage when he was a guest on the @JohnFugelsang radio show. Such an incredib… https://t.co/qYcyGfKBTcThank you! https://t.co/gyDcqY2JdPWe've secretly switched WAR AND PEACE by Leo Tolstoy with YOU'RE RUINING THE DYSTOPIA FOR EVERYONE, the new short s… https://t.co/6dkSiyJJ4YGet in the spirit for a batshit Christmas as @TraceBeaulieu and I perform an all-new riff of SANTA CLAUS VS. THE DE… https://t.co/z8sK2kPNxeIt's hard to focus on Christmas this year, but I'm going to put in a real effort to make sure my holiday depression… https://t.co/aTz9s5qyGqI was okay with @neeratanden but when I see @ggreenwald expressing concerns about her to a white supremacist on a T… https://t.co/wUan3bxvl5Laura Nyro 1966 demo of "And When I Die", and short interview https://t.co/VWiiP5NifL via @YouTube Posting this fo… https://t.co/bRwM6tQueO
Retweeted by Frank ConniffWalker should just call me a bitch or a cunt like he wants to. Why do this whole “Karen” sham? https://t.co/u7j00vdb6W
Retweeted by Frank ConniffHoliday rom-coms are not my thing, but Happiest Season is lovely, greatly enhanced by an excellent cast that knows… https://t.co/LAsFMs7oFSDirected by the great Carol Reed and I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT! https://t.co/FCpI1gCghaBut diet coke, m&ms, and peanut butter are better in New York, I mean, come on, they just are. https://t.co/xxW3h7HM5Q
12/1
2020
Admittedly, asking a Senator if the guy who was just elected President is the guy who was just elected President is… https://t.co/R1oDzQ9lBXMy experience has been actors in the riffed movies all reacting positively. @KimCattrall, of course, also Miles O'K… https://t.co/R0uqUpwr56I realize they'll be a lot of folks on line ahead of me when the vaccine comes but I've prepared ahead, downloading… https://t.co/7IeuWNHQzHTomorrow we give away some tickets to see the dynamic duo of @FrankConniff and @TraceBeaulieu AKA @TheMadsAreBack r… https://t.co/aK3RACVwwN
Retweeted by Frank ConniffYou didn't like him in City Limits? (I worked with Robby on Sabrina the Teenage Witch and he loved the @MST3K riffi… https://t.co/sCKbYZGxkGShameless self-promotion has become a holiday tradition for me, so here's another plug for my new collection of sho… https://t.co/mgbA1ud4OJToday may be Cyber Monday, but December 15 at 8pm will be Cheesy Movie Tuesday when @TraceBeaulieu and I perform a… https://t.co/puPDcjDl8K @Olivianuzzi Ah, yes, shallow "Girl Boss feminism" https://t.co/1vnnr83FUM https://t.co/svLKLHwghP
Retweeted by Frank ConniffFuck you. https://t.co/fcVQOSqphy“Jeremy” is a small heartfelt teenage love story from the early ‘70s that is so deserving of rediscovery. It’s my C… https://t.co/b99e45Xr9N
Retweeted by Frank ConniffThe ending of The Undoing has FUCKED. ME. UP. https://t.co/i3j9TwcYvH
Retweeted by Frank ConniffHowever awful things get, let's try to remember we live in a world where Paddington 2 happened. https://t.co/tqSRdmId73My favorite new comic book character is the Republican congressman who leaves office, writes a "what the fuck is wr… https://t.co/rjtoEBPyTt
Retweeted by Frank Conniffhow it how its started going https://t.co/79orl78SFM
Retweeted by Frank ConniffAnd don't forget the part @frankrichny, @maureendowd and the @nytimes played in spreading this and other bullshit a… https://t.co/LqGNbXYuyTLiterally the Office of I’M SPEAKING https://t.co/P1kbjRV4RH
Retweeted by Frank ConniffCould these have been left by ancient astronauts? https://t.co/iT9yGAkDNhMade it through all 40 episodes of THE CROWN. I enjoyed it yet I'm glad it's over. Kind of an ordeal to spend so mu… https://t.co/DisR6BzotLThis has some crazy scenes, like something from a Fellini film. https://t.co/4hhE58bNWaMuch undoing about nothing.
11/30
2020
So, so many bearded dudes pissed off about Neera Tanden right now.
Retweeted by Frank ConniffLOL. https://t.co/4qaKHwPFtdGREAT title song. Then the movie starts and it's kind of downhill from there. https://t.co/aut9tEMlMOTickets for the next @TheMadsAreBack -- a new live-riff of Santa Claus vs. The Devil -- are just $10! Join… https://t.co/S731jUCngP
Retweeted by Frank ConniffI'm grateful for the positive response I've received for my new book, YOU'RE RUINING THE DYSTOPIA FOR EVERYONE! May… https://t.co/xiauYmX2jgNo Christmas is complete without Satan, and in that spirit @TraceBeaulieu and I are performing an all-new live stre… https://t.co/IebWCIXwKqJust a friendly reminder that the opposite of depression is not happiness. The opposite of depression is not having… https://t.co/aKDXCR9ZfE
Retweeted by Frank ConniffOne of the great Bogey movies. https://t.co/oswMr6u89NThis is reminiscent of when Barry Goldwater showed an episode of I'm Dickens, He's Fenster to prove he was the winn… https://t.co/ClzMgfqs1GBy this logic, what is the point of your "progressivism?" Bernie was the front runner, had the best funded campaign… https://t.co/Q82mz5NZf8Thank you! And Frank Zappa was an @MST3K fan, a fact that comes up in conversation only in certain circumstances, l… https://t.co/h2V6myvvIGThe Bells, Laura Nyro. Greatest cover record ever. https://t.co/E9ouxmQtMlI like but don't love this one. The Band Wagon is my jam. https://t.co/wF7VG8Zkig
11/29
2020
All the centrists who blocked you can't see your tweet, who the fuck are you talking to? https://t.co/rJdFxaDY41
11/28
2020

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