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Dan Fleming @frennimgz Edinburgh, Scotland

R* QA / video game enjoyer / cat botherer / sleep enthusiast

496 Following   131 Followers   1,404 Tweets

Joined Twitter 9/17/11


https://t.co/KjtOy6L6xmThis is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/DDlhrjP5YTYou ask anybody who knows me, ask them what I'm like. Ask them to say various words to describe me. And one word wi… https://t.co/olp3Zm9rUk
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10/22
2020
Back with another exotic fruit taste test https://t.co/iCjfSOxpx2
Retweeted by Dan FlemingYou know what's much worse than being rude to a Conservative MP? Voting to deny 1.4 million children of free school meals.
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @MostUnfurrowed @karlmccartney Odd of him to be outraged at the tory scum remark while happily facilitating tory scummeryWhere’s the lie https://t.co/muFjS0nDaSnormalise knocking out murderous politicians
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @MostUnfurrowed Wrongunhttps://t.co/cZEIz91fQS https://t.co/4fg0qyYSGcGoing a bit deep in there aren’t we lads? https://t.co/P7vZOGuoBy
10/21
2020
I love a bit of pud https://t.co/3o01XvPDhB @AuntyDonnaBoys @NetflixIsAJoke Abso fucken lutely @MostUnfurrowed Skeezy weaksauce man cave biohackingWhy would Sega do this? https://t.co/qAppjgH5WY
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10/20
2020
I'm sorry I couldn't stop thinking about this- #HadesGame #HadesFanArt https://t.co/wyc8C0Ea0g
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @alwayssunny https://t.co/zJUYtxLaWQDear someone : please make a version of a Jurassic Park type Dino movie for ADULTS. No kids. Unless they get eaten.
Retweeted by Dan Flemingl m a o https://t.co/K8fScThmlvHow come right wing troll types have Joker or Guy Fawkes profile pics, like they regard themselves as rebellious re… https://t.co/j65hgR92aa
Retweeted by Dan FlemingI fucking love games https://t.co/23Nj4XjHcJ @XboxGamePassUK https://t.co/sCh5BhLBpc
10/19
2020
Gonna form an all-women slam/death/porngrind band called the Slice Girls. With songs about raping and castrating du… https://t.co/vo4SQZQN4z
Retweeted by Dan FlemingYou: 40 years ago-- Me: ah, so 1960 You: No, 1980. Me: no
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10/18
2020
@iistalrii Playing it safe with the pinky I seeIt’s good to know not everywhere has gone completely to hell https://t.co/q7KfOxgGgF
10/17
2020
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Retweeted by Dan Fleming @Maerwen https://t.co/9f2rGO25Vy @DaftLimmy Wake upTheseus after he loses to Zagreus https://t.co/va8i1HppwB
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10/16
2020
Boo hoo you fucking lizards https://t.co/vm1j6EwPHJTwitter fucking bodied me with the thumbnail cropping. "Rain Analysis" https://t.co/ZYLrFviW6j
Retweeted by Dan FlemingI love the taste of lemsip. It’s like the first step toward not feeling like shitI like tweets that align tattoos with Satanism cos i can just look down at my arms and see a nokia 3210, a packet o… https://t.co/c6O0LkAcAU
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10/15
2020
@WTBNuggets This is good news - can’t wait for Burnout 3 and San Andreas next yearI simply refuse to accept that this game is 17 years old https://t.co/8Sg2W6KgomNEWS: Streets of Kamurocho Coming to Steam For Free This Weekend: Streets of Rage 2 meets Yakuza!… https://t.co/CyB0ixslhh
Retweeted by Dan FlemingOh my god yes https://t.co/szjuGBAPAZ @MostUnfurrowed Lo siento @MostUnfurrowed YES @MostUnfurrowed Hidden widge @iistalrii Leanne Harrison does some top notch portraits, dunno if she’s on here but this is the insta: https://t.co/S1eG9AtvIwThe hollow victory of persevering through an unripe bananaThis is so bang on I’m screaming https://t.co/jFnuS9HFvD
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10/14
2020
This has terrified me https://t.co/ZIdW8vdP02Educational... Always! 🤣 Love it! https://t.co/XD3TNQ2Mwc
Retweeted by Dan FlemingHow it started: How it’s going: https://t.co/ouoi4TSzDa
Retweeted by Dan FlemingAnd just like that. British farming is ended. By Dominic Cummings and his wrecking ball. Chickens so diseased the… https://t.co/WCDAX4rBpb
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10/13
2020
Come to Ol' Cum Bus in next 110 mins if u want an ass kicking https://t.co/wH9e2kaIAj
Retweeted by Dan FlemingStop asking Fatima to cyber with you, it’s gross.
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @MostUnfurrowed Boris wants to cyber - do you accept?
10/12
2020
is there a better feeling in the world than wading into the ocean, launching yourself into the bracing cold, swimmi… https://t.co/Q9STPNQbDB
Retweeted by Dan FlemingIsn’t it mad just how absolutely out of the question this would EVER be for the pure greed that is in the heart of… https://t.co/b7xeNXFcH1
Retweeted by Dan FlemingIs this true? Is this proof that cabinet politicians are using public money to make their pals rich, pals who will… https://t.co/CtaSTEGTWk
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10/11
2020
Me making supernoodles after coming home at 4am hammered https://t.co/tph250JDiI
Retweeted by Dan Fleming"When I was a boy..." https://t.co/u0B0Os7HqU
Retweeted by Dan Fleming[P r e v i e w] E V A _ U N I T - 0 2 https://t.co/aLQuNDFjih
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @AskPS_UK Sorted, thanks!Been playing a load of Hades this past week, the soundtrack is so good. This song that Eurydice is singing when you… https://t.co/oTBBSyf2LqRe-watched Akira at the Imax in 4k and all I can say is... https://t.co/4IiOFKVwHq
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10/10
2020
Doom Guy's name is Doom Guy. https://t.co/jy9vBVKzPR
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @AskPS_UK Hello, you’ve probably had this a lot but do you know if I’ll be able to download PS4 games I’ve bought d… https://t.co/LjZ5kxYKdT
10/9
2020
When I was a boy... https://t.co/D0fJavDXsA
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @MostUnfurrowed The “it” that he’s really feeling is actually unease around poor people and minoritieshttps://t.co/IZUrDplrG0
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @MostUnfurrowed Notorious right wing icon, BayonettaTRANS RIGHTS https://t.co/GRnoflCdKq
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @DanielPCarter Boris says venues cant open. Bring it back, to the streets!! https://t.co/UUgPonS60G
Retweeted by Dan FlemingProper tickles me when one of the cats has a wet chin after having a drink, nice to know that intense refreshment is a universal thingThis was me in March https://t.co/7hrEKc1aeBThis afternoon I got, not damaging, but still startling, sprinkles of liquid nitrogen through my gym shorts on my b… https://t.co/Imwj9csdCp
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10/8
2020
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Retweeted by Dan FlemingThis is the funniest interaction I’ve ever had on this website https://t.co/nla1JXpBfS
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Retweeted by Dan FlemingKiryu saying goodbye forever to the Tojo clan at the end of every game. https://t.co/PeO4ao4HPi
Retweeted by Dan FlemingVery strong mortally hungover best man trying not to vomit and/or shit himself during the ceremony energy https://t.co/U6ub2CSNKt
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10/7
2020
Politics can be complicated, but a simple way to look at it is that right wing people made Boris Johnson the prime… https://t.co/uP4mbuM6oC
Retweeted by Dan FlemingRoger Moore was a class act to the very end https://t.co/cdFAEs1lJB @AuntyDonnaBoys Well goodHow goods Aunty Donna
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @geogphotog @AuntyDonnaBoys Filled up on cheese again
10/6
2020
R I S E https://t.co/yXCggQVcV0 @MostUnfurrowed “Good news guys it’s gone to manufacture” https://t.co/MdMuPx8yhGBeyoncé dancing to the original Grange Hill theme tune. https://t.co/A6r8fJPYzP
Retweeted by Dan FlemingYou don’t have covid for the weekend. He either has it and doesn’t give a fuck who gets it from him, or he never had it.
Retweeted by Dan Fleming @DaveTilley1990 @iistalrii looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned Mexican standoffWhat the hell are you looking at https://t.co/xaDBPXAMa1Also, dirty martini is a top tier cocktailOlives are a 10/10 desk snack, love em https://t.co/eJ6nxIofUT
10/5
2020
@n7memo Couldn’t see much, but it was pretty loud and it smelled amazingMushrooms so garlicky I have gone blind https://t.co/mGmarurvSwI remember when 720p looked like the fucking future to me now it looks like VHS. Technology is such a fast moving slapper.
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10/4
2020
If Jamie Foxx can come back as Electro then Charlie Cox better be coming back as Matt Murdock 😭 https://t.co/cmIEx4I33C
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10/3
2020
@ShadowMann9 @MitchyD You silly little baby. Imagine getting sad over a fictional aliens pronouns.A vulture lays an egg. A swan is inside it.
Retweeted by Dan FlemingI read a lot of books when I was a kid about the paranormal and unexplained mysteries and stuff, and because of thi… https://t.co/NkieKdnWEl
10/2
2020

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