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doer of things (many), thinker of stuff (lots) // professional cute girl โœจ 18+ โœจ#BLM โœจ insta/venmo/cashapp: @/$frickindelanie โœจ priv acct: @onlinesuffering

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Joined Twitter 10/30/09

capโ€™n crunch.. i love you (the cereal. not the man. i donโ€™t know him like that.)so which intern put together joe bidens inaugural playlist for him and also are they free on thursdaycracking open a cold can of respecting womengirls that used the motherlode cheat in sims have the best pussy
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@KeesPros the swag @yuh_jah fr my sister has her shit on lockthe kindest, cutest kid!! we r so blessed @thexionxtra he is seriously the cutest kidmy nephew turns 2 today so i am currently looking into ways to keep kids cute and small forever only this week!! my jeans today....ladies ๐Ÿ˜ @AndrewsNotFunny thanks iโ€™ve really been trying to get the atmosphere just rightโ”โ”“ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ thereโ€™s โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ some โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ hoes โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ in this house โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–” @feelgodinchilis @OfficialBrohoss HAHAH alright only cuz i trust u tho @memetazaa gm ๐Ÿ˜Œmayb i could stop n smell flower jus one time @SuperStrawbear good morning everyone else @nateandmufasa no prob @OfficialBrohoss LITERALLY just had the same thought. welp, canโ€™t be THAT great then"iโ€™m not a city boy, but iโ€™m not a country boy either" right ok so u grew up in suburbia then @icedoutomnitrix @BeefedUpBro @SkinnyKingSahil i can change for you @SkinnyKingSahil @BeefedUpBro i like em cut up in honey nut cheerios can we be friends again @SkinnyKingSahil @BeefedUpBro bananas suck. weird texture and leaves that film in ur mouth. i said it ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ @femaleredhead the best of mornings to u @SkinnyKingSahil gm king @ashhhhhhole good morning i love ugood morning if ur sexyyes, i am once again falling asleep to one and/or both shrek movies. and what about it. itโ€™s my pandemic and iโ€™ll choose the comfort movies.sorry i got distracted does anyone still want me @legozitronen lets fuckin goooolooking for someone who: โ˜‘๏ธ up โ˜‘๏ธ want meself care is cancelled weโ€™re just doing drugs now
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@momodaweeb no i had to beg on hands and knees for this to be taken actually
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Retweeted by ๐‘’๐“‚๐‘œ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‰๐“Ži think the buyer just misunderstood โ€” the candle is ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ to shoot sparks and flames, like a vagina does.โ€™m losing my mind @ashhhhhhole @Kehlani vouchyouโ€™re battling your demons iโ€™m fighting the devil in hand-to-hand combat @johncawks ?person: we need to learn from our mistakes! history repeats itself! everyone in history: pimp my ride how about we idk.. serve and protect not entrap and intimidate. or maybe, like, fix a pothole or twโ€ฆ @kornliketheband @oatmilkers LETS GOOOO @LlamaInaTux thank you :) @AndrewsNotFunny thank you sir @SukiTemporarily @motelcowgirl who said this was unpopular @sgtballsvevo damn he just like mewhen will they let us italicize/underline/etc. words in text messages. sometimes capital letters just arenโ€™t.. ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถโ€ฆ @sgtballsvevo lfg @lores_truly strong agree @lynndewitttoya sorry iโ€™ll steal it faster