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Interpreter of maladies. Functional medicine practitioner. Microbes babysitter.

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Joined Twitter 7/17/09


@pritanaya Truest @_plkz Heyyy aq uda dikasi taw sama yg understand kooq. *liat contekan* https://t.co/NwBQsTQBLB... it's useless to explain about ourselves. Sigh. So be it.This is Barley. He just had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor. His best friend Fluffy was also given a cone to sh… https://t.co/K7pFSOrA51
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @_plkz https://t.co/sLcQes4A7jSesungguhnya pengalaman diputusin dan mutusin saat pacaran itu membangun life skill yang berharga. Penting kita mel… https://t.co/iLcQe79oTi
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @bonedi_ Ini kasar banget tau ga sih? Coba tanya temen jawa mu deh. Asal banget gila. @untilalways6 @yournxtgirl Ga keliatan kak https://t.co/bhS7556n4aDon’t 👏🏼 take/associate 👏🏼 religious 👏🏼 expertise or training 👏🏼from 👏🏼 people 👏🏼 without 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 sanad (chain/line… https://t.co/cHybGQwdBZ
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7/10
2020
Thank you for the treat Yaa Sayyidi 🌹❤😊فا طمة بنت عبد للعزيز بن... https://t.co/fBueIXS8rd @_plkz *benerin turbannya*Hahahaha https://t.co/tzrzkUpZly
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @kafiradikalis @AndryWaseso Hih ngarang 🤣🤣🤣 biar omay yg tau haqiqatnya~~ @kafiradikalis @AndryWaseso Loh loh malah aqu senenggg koq jelekkan aquuu agar supaya qu tetap bisaDue to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @chiw @_plkz Aq tyda merasa ada yg aneh tbh ngl fyi @kafiradikalis @AndryWaseso Wqwqwq yg sering menjelek2kan aquu uwuUmm Ali but with croissant. Laa haulaa.. 🤤 @ftkf Yg lipstiknya dzikrulloh cant relate.
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @matajuki Yaa akhiiy @chiw @AndryWaseso Uwuwu @AndryWaseso Kenalin donng sama yg ganteng ituOMG gorl 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Lp4v1yzFmnHmm baiq *belajar* https://t.co/lcqooxl1zIThe days have come and gone, our lives went by so fast.
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @hayukaastana Yyyyy. Dev Patel @budip Karena viral particles bisa ikut arus udara ke mana2 dan bisa bertahan lama, jaga jarak jd kurang berguna da… https://t.co/qHYDoH2n5h
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Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffIf a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? :) That's how. https://t.co/he5A7Iabue
Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffNormalise men with turban 😍🥰Mulutx maskris @ftkf Dulu di-DM-in, sekarang didiemin.
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7/9
2020
1. Pengguna Telkomsel tak bisa menonton Netflix karena blokir. 2. Netflix tayang di TVRI. 3. Telkomsel cabut blok… https://t.co/tQYglihN4u
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @chiw Sumpah enak buat bobo 😔😔😔
7/8
2020
https://t.co/Ray18SnDBf @Mas_Alkaff_ Eh eh aku nanya dong, kalo kamu kan bin Alwi bin Abdullah trus lanjutnya bin sapa inget ndak lengkapnya ke atas? @lirhaff @bensiagian Tinggalnya di Salatiga sihFaqir misqin dan anak2 terlantar dipelihara oleh pejabad™ 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/mi3LepkdioTruuu https://t.co/Fs54u5nBeYBanget 😭😭😭 https://t.co/1pp8M0ze5d @barcelonabryan Napa shi bepAsleee ☹️☹️☹️ https://t.co/RxP7GqRMxJRelateeeee ☹️ https://t.co/E45DGCJaV0
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @efenerr @stanmenfess UwuwuwuwuBae when I stayed in bed a bit longer than I should: https://t.co/izuwf46wT8today in salah gigit. https://t.co/KTC19L5rxP
Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffPadahal kawan-kawan buruh AICE itu gak minta di gaji 11 juta. Tuntutan mereka gak sebesar itu, sekitaran 4,5 jt. Sa… https://t.co/ipWFNKBQVn
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7/7
2020
Ohhh thisss sooonggg https://t.co/DN5l7VwbxcWear your eyes as dark as night 🎤🎶https://t.co/0EsprJrFt5
Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffNormalize a day without Zoom meeting so that we can have a proper time to work?
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7/6
2020
I'm so done with this grabfood driver calling me "kak", like wtf? call me "sayang" and tell me you love me im losing it pls
Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffThis could be us but ena banet kayanya 😞 https://t.co/gBrCn6Tk6dJahiliah kalo mati nanti pindah ke alam bakka https://t.co/NCOsOdM5bN
7/5
2020
Nah, coba di gugel translet. https://t.co/exfGA6phPo
Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffIs me when seeing chu... *falls* https://t.co/CjzPUFAwzJBroke mine so I need to buy this. Kalo ada yg tahu/bisa jastip.. Please let me know. https://t.co/j3RKY6Q2bC @zarryhendrik @YBRAP ❤❤❤💔💔💔Chu~ https://t.co/Q6LslDzTUR
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @ifasyalalaa Iyaaa. Beras basmati ada koq di marketplace shopee tokped etc @iqbaldw Hahaha no, this is just a home cooking. Syukur ada yg makan @annskrd Myqum sisturrSecret trick https://t.co/zIN7iWQayiMenghancurkan peradaban ☑ https://t.co/sE15Q5MTTR @suzytriandy Suaramikir.. 😣😣 lupa soalnya merk @suzytriandy Hmng lokal apa yaAnd it's done. Fūdd https://t.co/wdwL7vAlUPYumm https://t.co/8F8rFMFFCzMau masak nasi mandhi tapi belum mandi https://t.co/on5DXgxBZo @efenerr https://t.co/fY1yBSA7TyKacaw lah. Bahagia banget 🥰 @ftkf Halo selamat siang kak, boleh minta tolong retweet kuesioner penelitian tesis saya ? https://t.co/51Pkzy8Teahttps://t.co/Ej5d19WnTD
Retweeted by Fatima Alkaff @akticis Cayang juga @lirhaff Suda suda mik kohi dulu rilIf I die, it wasn’t a suicide https://t.co/fKQb6ELO7V
Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffWell I've reached my peak at 2016. Now if you excuse me, I'll dwell into the realm of nothingness ✨🔮✨You're welcome, Twitter 😌 https://t.co/KsVbjKZRvUYou can't escape yourself.
7/4
2020
Exercise I regularly do Sit-ups ❌ Push-ups ❌ Pull-ups ❌ Fuck-ups ✅
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Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffI— Wh— https://t.co/8JqhFp3HpNBLP Anda yha https://t.co/crx5WqP3VlLBP: Luhut Binsar Panjaitan ◻ Lower Back Pain ☑ @commaditya Siap bang jago!!!!This place is such a gem @Matarael YASSS ABANG YAHANU MILUVV 🥰😆Assalamualaikum, mansplainer 😣 https://t.co/DQp1qzuiyH @noichil Myqumm.. Teka2 fudulanTag yourself: I am halaty fudul™ https://t.co/jitFXke2ew
7/3
2020
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Retweeted by Fatima AlkaffKalau butuh lauk enak dan sehat bisa order sama aku yaa... ayam kampung kremes dan tahu baso ikan. No MSG, No penga… https://t.co/azkuh7sPaL
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7/2
2020

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