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I can't believe we have to pay rent
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertescoronavirus but it's a cake and we all laugh with relief when it's cut open and start singing "you give a little love" from bugsy malone
7/11
2020
https://t.co/RWX2pye2yq @FUERTESKNIGHT I think the guys in uk are right with their comment because you're ugly
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertescatcalling in latin america: "I would die for you. Your body is like a guitar. Let's make sweet love under the star… https://t.co/Qm0EEkyohP @Bandcloud thank you!These letters are spectacular https://t.co/X6sLFeHF17
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertes @LucasOakeley Chickenjoy WITH Jolly Spaghetti https://t.co/nJ1xmao77MJolly Spaghetti meet me outside if u wanna fight https://t.co/fIyZq1bQpE @sweynjupiter ankles round the neck smash! I was scandalisedI'd nearly forgotten about this but it's still so important https://t.co/6nLV0xNaf1 @jennifertetteh very much...so u get late 20s/ early 30s people with extortionate rent and stagnating salaries but… https://t.co/iRwwFoy6fmI'm legit unraveling. However...bikini beach pics! @thisisliquid you can now add a family of spotted skunks to that mix @jennifertetteh I did! Though I think the ppl who debate it on here ultimately know that majority of ppl in UK are… https://t.co/Xjendjb9Uu @helloalegria I'm financially insolvent AND enjoy homeware from Habitat. Range ☺️ @ChristinaMcMc like! ascension is normal...is that not what we strive for, more comfort for ourselves and potential… https://t.co/G1UpqlueMx @BeeBabs UMHUM! esp taking part in signifiers bingo to blur their background cos guilt...it's not an identity! it's… https://t.co/uGv1dUzUuyI haven't slept more than four hours a night for the past month and I can't tell if it's cos I'm anxious about bein… https://t.co/0uNtWGfEGowhose mum would beat them up if they caught them online implying they weren't middle-class ✋🏼 @helloalegria same! so much this, like, a fear of losing authenticity and wanting to co-opt oppression so they have… https://t.co/QokNanDFsYI have a clever and nuanced theory about why signifiers of being working class change every week according to this… https://t.co/aa62KwFu7N @LETSGETLITICAL all terrible peopleflying to Mexico mid pandemic, we going ✈️✈️ chaos
7/10
2020
send everyone who signed the Harper's list to Rikers.imagine giving yourself a hernia about not being able to bully minorities on twitter when Maria Ressa and other Fil… https://t.co/AcpfZg1t1ythe show villain the actual villain https://t.co/MmxELGlZ6Qthe show villain the actual villain https://t.co/EpbDUsichF @mlothianmclean I used to get this lol...eventually dropped one name cos = trauma 🥴 that man needs to mind his own fucking business @thevillain91 @hey_tambourine @mlothianmclean @AaronBastani this BTEC reasoningpetition to change the 'Streisand effect' to the 'Johnny Depp effect' https://t.co/RDeEw0FzN7yeah see you in 2021 x https://t.co/9HE0AUWzYJ
7/9
2020
if Peppermint is not brought back as a Dr Robotnik final boss lipsync I will spitI was sitting on a moonlit beach with a Tico guy and he was like "how can you not think this is beautiful" and the… https://t.co/6CgDtFOgA6there's nothing wrong with having "stuff"...if you're psychopathically buying shit every week that you don't need o… https://t.co/9UIJgXwxHgI need to talk about how much I hate shoeless expats in tropical countries who go on and on about freeing themselve… https://t.co/eZ5JiqTwDSI find it mad how a global community can watch in real-time countries get approaches to law + punishment, education… https://t.co/K0PayB3Ysd @christo_tweets actual footage of me @funcrusherrr 🥰🥰I'm really enjoying @FUERTESKNIGHT 's tiny letter arriving in my inbox like a nugget of corn in the filth of relata… https://t.co/nWovmUM6ly
Retweeted by Joanna FuertesGuy called T2 oonts oonts music yk, the kids are not alright. The kids are bad vibes. https://t.co/iH9amzCTvy
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7/8
2020
@samparkercouk it’s what Tony would’ve wanted xI just watched this little girl rip the already ancient broadband router out of its socket and now I have to drop kick her into the oceanquite predictably...I’m in love 🥺 https://t.co/rFv9ohIbOv @MADFLAVOUR born 2 splosh @samparkercouk I am actually going to sue you for a day of mental anguish 😭 @damiengayle I'm trying harder! @k_rimm the ones that topple over? 😭 @clubsilencio 🥺🥺 maybe! when I get over Le Shame @MasterOluwa I'm not very bright lol @NickLight_ i'm a thickoif your name is on the masthead of a prestige print magazine every week, you are probably not being silenced
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertes @jk_rowling @NicESpurling where was the freedom of speech here then hun @christo_tweets jeeeeeeeeeesu @KarlaMalamute 🥺🥺🥺Just read the latest Tinyletter from @FUERTESKNIGHT and it is, in a crowded field, a wonderful piece of writing. D… https://t.co/3Ebynx17KM
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertesahem https://t.co/WkRMVJ3znA https://t.co/1gW2GcgCosI hate this lol. The entirety of this overwrought open letter could've been boiled down to "join your union". And… https://t.co/WMs45jMimX @yasminlajoie the bolognese was forward thinking! @MartGleason muchas gracias 😭 if I ever spend my 3 hours of allocated broadband not on Twitter I should hollerup at 6am to take in the fact that I moved country for a job, a global pandemic started, the job evaporated, my ret… https://t.co/9nIT7opu06is bed-frame-less a nationality 🥺 https://t.co/3ziKsjH7BWI thought there was a turd in the tide pool but it was an old banana...I’m a travel blogger now x @k_rimm just wanna be back near a Wilko and Costa 🥺 @MartGleason 🥺 going to remember this next time I say I’m pregnant instead of embarrassedinsomina and all I got is this shit view to make up for it 🙄 https://t.co/Nf72IOoSSq @ruqaiya_h gonna listen to “Dirrty” and disassociate @ruqaiya_h 😭😭 I miss it so muchgod something about pics of UK celebs with poker straight hair and pale lipgloss is like sticking a pencil really f… https://t.co/tKtIMWLKGndear sexy fish london i turned up to ur restaurant looking like this and u looked me and my friend up and down and… https://t.co/qLj7ze7qZFit’s 4am here but I wanted to join in 🥺dear sexy fish london i turned up to ur restaurant looking like this and u looked me and my friend up and down and… https://t.co/Ed8RlPcY5O
7/7
2020
@ethanharv https://t.co/Yo56BheS7Z @samparkercouk wtf Samnot sure who needs their day ruined but there's a reasonable chance you're nearly as old, if not older, than Tony S… https://t.co/qcRyRgN6VH
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertesfuck them because I'm taking my ideas and self-publishing to Medium!!! right after I've finished sitting on the e… https://t.co/jhitjZ2w6q @victoriasanusi crocs and tevas, yes, I will die on this ugly foot hill @ladyhaja Right! I get it in that all editors have some $$$ overlord to appease but if you *have* to argue 'worth'… https://t.co/ElbXrGdIJ6 @ameliargh https://t.co/0iXSXJnTy2y'know when YOU KNOW a long-read idea is good but every single place is like bUt wjAt mAyKes It rElEvANT To ToDaY?… https://t.co/8rEeShfSeXin the spirit of loving the letter format, I would recommend @ameliargh's long-reads...really enjoyable and interes… https://t.co/yNkgDtZVau @ruqaiya_h ok but you look flawless 😭commas? https://t.co/YXbtFJCte2they have raged out of control in a way I did not expect but the problem is my life is still stupid so there's no n… https://t.co/CQEiLMJ3IEif you've got the latest letter you'll see an addendum in there that they're going to be every two weeks to allow m… https://t.co/bj35RZOUP1 @4r7hr https://t.co/L5Wz8qmunq @4r7hr i cry 🥺 thank you 😭Bit remiss of me not to post about them before tbh but I've enjoyed every single one of @FUERTESKNIGHT's newsletter… https://t.co/08jHC3SRrP
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertes @freyaeiou ikr the bit with the seagulls...pissed dads only you don't BONE the pissed dad @yungalchemy the au pair from his previous marriage did all the cooking I guess 🥴 @ladyhaja long nights at Slug & Lettuce instead 🤮You definitely should subscribe to @FUERTESKNIGHT ‘s Tiny Letter. Beautiful writing, always. ❤️ https://t.co/puMNzGC2iM
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertes @RKazandjian 😘😘😘 @iainaitch with a comic sans book title @NickLight_ muchas gracias mi amor...also I'm an painfully aware I owe you a reply over broadband asapyou think you'll be like Bart in France learning a language pero luego te das cuenta de que eres lenta y estúpida
7/6
2020
@RBel2 love you! thank you always!Once again I am asking you to subscribe to @FUERTESKNIGHT's TinyLetter - today's one was especially excellent if yo… https://t.co/0cJsrVDV5j
Retweeted by Joanna Fuertesfilled with self loathing everytime I send a new letter but then 🥺 https://t.co/vOjxqj3Fe2 https://t.co/i5nC3uk8Pv @samclo thank you mi amor!
7/5
2020

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