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Samantha Bee: The Woman America Needs Half an Hour a Week. Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork. #SamanthaBee

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Sam ditched her blazer for a tie and her set for a police station but one thing that will never change is Sam's tim… https://t.co/4LyWeWiC6u
1/18
2019
Dear Mr. President... https://t.co/5zMF3OKtsBPeople, it’s time to Let @MichelleObama know Each And every Single one of us is Elated to Say A Very Happy Bday &… https://t.co/VZqdyuNIHoMaybe pick a different week to reference a character known for being a cheap, lazy coward who’s obsessed with hambu… https://t.co/UQhO2IlocU
1/17
2019
Hang in there, baby! No new show tonight but we’re back with all new episodes next Wednesday. Tell us how you’re co… https://t.co/bPfBIkSkxR2009/2019 https://t.co/DKkFOrafiL
1/16
2019
Guess the only wall he’s building is made of hamberders. https://t.co/iXYoWEZILE
1/15
2019
Joe Lieberman does not spark joy. Thank you, goodbye. https://t.co/DGNneMevrH
1/11
2019
Someone must have fallen asleep watching “Aliens” last night. https://t.co/29M0AsKlRbHere are some people the president probably won't speak to in McAllen, TX. https://t.co/esSwoxykwc
1/10
2019
Out of solidarity with the government, Full Frontal is also shut down, provided the government comes back precisely… https://t.co/R8LgKjR6KsThe Art of the Deal by Veruca Salt https://t.co/Sx8mZT2OdJUPDATED: Who is paying for the wall... https://t.co/bA4BA6O8YYWow this Bonnaroo line up looks DOPE! https://t.co/4cdDAF5m4qThis was a very good use of network time. Another good use of time is donating to @supportKIND’s Family Separation… https://t.co/LPAYoHw3CNIs it over yet? If not, it’s probably a good time to donate to @supportKIND’s Family Separation Response Team.… https://t.co/VbG4YSoKijOr better yet, donate to @supportKIND and actually help improve things at the border: https://t.co/4YOdq1htkrOr this! https://t.co/3MPhxxaJWTInstead of listening to a bunch of lies about the border, maybe watch this instead: https://t.co/HZwJdCDBZk #BoycottTrumpPrimeTime
1/9
2019
If you’re looking for something good to watch on TV tonight, The Breakfast Club is airing at 8pm ET. Welcome to the… https://t.co/53gOeH4Y15
1/8
2019
Summoning all our witch energy to heal RBG. https://t.co/xEQQKV7EK1😭👏❤️ #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/qRtKV3lMES
1/7
2019
Well, Nancy Pelosi kept her New Year’s resolution. https://t.co/JqENJy3Ncg
1/3
2018
Merry Christmas! We hope you got everything you wanted (unless you wanted a border wall)! https://t.co/gYq9vVJgNW
12/25
2018
Aww, Sam ran into an old friend while filming #ChristmasOnICE! https://t.co/zzGgurSed2
12/24
2018
It's a Christmas miracle: Sam can finally skate! Mother and daughter are the same age! You're donating money to… https://t.co/lpZw1DmVolThe singers of @rangeacappella bring you a very 2018 updating of Deck the Halls. #ChristmasOnICE https://t.co/7EjZiIUN5yI.C.E. detention centers are intentionally in the middle of nowhere making it difficult for lawyers and family memb… https://t.co/jYz0jOevjDAs Christmas cheer succumbs to 2018 doom, @Amy_Hoggart investigates why people who hate the War on Christmas are th… https://t.co/WJBRMV1hLz
12/21
2018
@MeredthSalenger @MrJonCryer @BellamyYoung @ericandre @nicosantos @MollyRingwald @oliviamunn @jvn @pattonoswalthttps://t.co/WvQzZnjx1CIf you missed #ChristmasOnICE last night, don’t despair! Santa stopped by with a sackful of on demand viewings! https://t.co/IVIhc6Ri1REnjoy your house @elrefugioga! We can't wait to see all the good work you'll continue to do! https://t.co/ymBB92hRF6Thank you to @TuftandNeedle for generously providing all 19 mattresses! https://t.co/T4H0NpWrgEAll of the lighting in the house was provided by @KichlerLight! https://t.co/FzBwVB9glUThank you to @parachutehome for providing the beautiful and oh-so comfy bedding. https://t.co/SO3O1Wv2HyAmazing transformation!!! Let's take a tour! https://t.co/7G5E8S50BxGo inside the #LumpOrLeave renovation of @elrefugioga's new house. Move! That! Photo! https://t.co/eQBfjJ5qPJSam and @AdaRipp give you the play by play on how to resist I.C.E., played with nuance by @jonesinforjason, three t… https://t.co/pqCxUag0QHWhen immigrants cross the border in McAllen, Texas they ultimately end up at a bus station being called the New Ell… https://t.co/WgjTcMP9Z9In 1986, a bunch of celebrities got together to change the world one nog at a time. Featuring: Jon Stewart,… https://t.co/qBDhje4GsRWhy are we doing a Christmas special? Because the families separated at the border need our help and not because Sa… https://t.co/FOiEN1IqimWe're saying Merry Christmas again no matter the deep and eternal pain it brings our furniture. Merry Christmas, everyone! #ChristmasOnICEShe's doing it! She's really skating! It's a Christmas on I.C.E. miracle!!! #ChristmasOnICEYou'll never look stupid if you're doing something you love and also if you're @AdaRipp doing it. #ChristmasOnICE"If you are not doing your best to show compassion for the poor, the weak, the sick, and yes, the immigrants, then… https://t.co/XRNezJuNaYFollow their lead and donate to @SupportKIND to help these families! #ChristmasOnICEAnd thank you @TuftandNeedle for providing all 19 mattresses to the house!Thank you @KichlerLight for figuratively shedding light on this issue by literally supplying the lights to the house!Thank you @parachutehome for providing all of the bedding in the house!Special thank you to all of our partners who helped furnish our Lumpkin house:What is that Christmas saying about how there's not enough room for immigrants and their young families? We can't r… https://t.co/z7kWH3ps6oOn this episode of Lumpkin or Leave It, can one city slicking host of a basic cable tv show find the perfect house… https://t.co/IQ9mmkm8uLWelcome to Lumpkin, Georgia where they've got a gun shop, a library, and a @MartyRosenbluth to represent all of the… https://t.co/G1b0iZyWxLI.C.E. has been defeated metaphorically by sick skating moves but can be defeated literally by you electing officia… https://t.co/35CCbKZ53KAnd if social media isn't your thing, how are you seeing this? Also, you can elect and encourage your local officia… https://t.co/qS1PqGaZuWIf you see I.C.E. activity in your neighborhood, you can publicize it on social media and you will inherently look… https://t.co/3UVVR6scsiNo matter how many hockey pucks I.C.E. pelts at your door, you don't have to let them in unless they have a signed… https://t.co/LlyPO8FV3aOur hockey-douche I.C.E. agent is played with grace and nuance by none other than @jonesinforjason. #ChristmasOnICEThanks for tuning in to I.C.E. on Ice! Your sports-adjacent coverage of all the best ways to resist I.C.E. featurin… https://t.co/aDKhLOxNa4Code red & green: the War on Christmas is coming from inside the GOP! #ChristmasOnICEIf Christmas cheer drops too much then I.C.E. wins! Quick @amy_hoggart, we need more Christmas trees! MORE TREES!!!!!! #ChristmasOnICETHE HOPE PART!! Specifically the smiling, hopeful face of Elizabeth Cabazos of @AngryTiasRGV. #ChristmasOnICEBorder Patrol is definitely the worst thing you can encounter while crossing the border. But a 35 foot tall Sam flo… https://t.co/NI5E29oP0ZSam headed to the border in McAllen, Texas to visit the new Ellis Island, and also to flush Fox News reporters out… https://t.co/AGFd5wyKrQCongrats @SpeakerRyan for using your last chance to still get it completely wrong. #ChristmasOnICETFW you're looking for the love of your life but Christmas delivers you Jeff Goldblum instead. #ChristmasOnICE https://t.co/To7XWjo7Q0We agree, adorable angel child, FORGET 2018!!!! #ChristmasOnICE https://t.co/hiOODJOsDQIntroducing: The Abolish I.C.E. Skaters featuring the amazing skate stylings of @icetheatre! #ChristmasOnICEThe world is dark – and famously full of terrors – but tonight we're gonna have so much they're gonna have to sandb… https://t.co/aQ1tJenL5xTonight's show benefits @supportKIND! Text KIND to 40649 to donate and help the families that were separated get le… https://t.co/DxmxjldT8zThe government still has 50 families to reunite. As a reminder, it's illegal to take even one child sooooo... #LockHerUp? #ChristmasOnICEShout out to Stephen Miller's hair painter for spraying on our gorgeous fake snow and to @icerinkevents for our eve… https://t.co/b3iYdpbrumThanks to Sam's mom @AnaGasteyer for setting Sam up with the extremely specific complexes that allowed us to do thi… https://t.co/SO38iXR8F2Our Christmas special airs at 10:30 on TBS and Sam is counting down until broadcast with her correspondents and pro… https://t.co/oTDXnKTw2O#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/yQHgc4DzasThis is how you build an ice skating rink in a theater in two days. No bigs. Thanks, @IceRinkEvents! #ChristmasOnICE https://t.co/engWNTbGTZ#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/RXgNaW5owS#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/n45PTrNAF1
12/20
2018
#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/SryoWhBFtH#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/K7bFz1iXpD#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/1oVExLJenW#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/lYgEL8j7Wo#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/qn7umCwUvG#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/7MUwbeqqEWSamantha Bee (@iamsambee) reveals why she named her holiday special #ChristmasOnICE: "We knew that we wanted to do… https://t.co/bOeQsDmu2k
Retweeted by Full Frontal#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/AhO87s5VSRMrs. Samantha Tony Kurtis Cary Grant Bette Davis Bee wishes you a lush Christmas. #ChristmasOnICE https://t.co/Hc0DIGsREdTomorrow; we skate. @FullFrontalSamB https://t.co/QhCXhIMPXS
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12/19
2018
Make sure to tune in tomorrow night for @FullFrontalSamB #ChristmasOnICE and @AnaGasteyer in a tease for the upcomi… https://t.co/RfRVJChQOj
Retweeted by Full FrontalWant to help us reunite families separated at the border and look good while doing it? Purchase our… https://t.co/Us5Nfhko2a"It's the eeeeeternal punishment for our sins!" #PeeBee #ChristmasOnICE https://t.co/wdgAj1oJMKSamantha Bee’s TBS show ‘Full Frontal’ donates five-bedroom home to Decatur charity El Refugio Ministry… https://t.co/QwN4DJ9M2i
Retweeted by Full Frontal @aanavee @TBSNetwork @iamsambee Beyond honored to have you!!Samantha Bee Raises Money, Speaks Out About Refugees on ‘Full Frontal’s Christmas on ICE’ https://t.co/yC4DgfGH4u
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12/18
2018
Please enjoy a break from the nonstop doomfest of I.C.E. and play today's Christmas movie themed game! Starts in 10… https://t.co/orRqGzoPJQDon’t say the secret word! https://t.co/f86NWN9PxWAmazing: @FullFrontalSamB donated a 5-bedroom house to @elrefugioga, an organization that provides housing to peopl… https://t.co/syAFLsxGBl
Retweeted by Full Frontal#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork @nicosantos https://t.co/9jW70gQt0f#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork @ericandre https://t.co/mnTo3roaoO#ChristmasOnICE Wednesday, 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/qbt536JE2t
12/17
2018

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