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Samantha Bee: The Woman America Needs Half an Hour a Week. Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30c on @TBSNetwork. #SamanthaBee

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Just a suggestion! https://t.co/Tx8X9XczjSTurns out there really IS a Maya Angelou quote for everything! https://t.co/IVOrkJxeaW
7/20
2019
@innerspacegirl We came back this week! Full episode here: https://t.co/OcCKvIfUid New episode next week on Wednesday on TBS at 10:30PM!In the words of Shakespeare: forsooth, our president doth do racism too much. https://t.co/ZkOSTLBpmZSam gets a little (lone)star struck when she calls up Texas senator @TedCruz! https://t.co/Mt9EB0dBbvAbolish ICE, impeach Trump, and idk like...make sushi a little bit smaller so it’s easier to eat lol! https://t.co/B2wyunhFpQThis piece was produced by @Elizazeph with @laserlauren. Edited by @dgomezmena. Graphics by @ed_mundy. Special than… https://t.co/mFGsTDdkHQIf you ever wanted to see 8 women bend over backwards to defend a racist on TV, this is your lucky day! https://t.co/l9QcT9y1Rd.@sethmoulton didn't make the next Democratic debate, but that doesn't mean he can't be on TV that night! https://t.co/hBKRUbOY3zAnd finally, John Delaney is selected for the coveted August 1 solo slot, where he will perform his one man show “A… https://t.co/L0sSnZunyGThe Draw Behind the Scenes: So Many Papercuts. #debatedrawAnd now please welcome CNN’s Debate Draft halftime show, David Axelrod on tenor sax! #debatedrawElizabeth Warren has a plan for the draft. #DebateDrawKeep in mind, this is just a practice round, now that we all know how to do the draft we will do it for real at 9pm. #debatedrawCan’t believe this is literally going into overtime. #debatedrawThey really should've drawn Amy Klobuchar's name with a fork. #debatedrawHickenlooper already proudly representing his new home colors. #debatedraw https://t.co/7QHGNz4eDCFor the round 2 pick they’re going to up the stakes by replacing the boxes with live tanks of sharks. #debatedrawThey should've had David Blaine host this. #debatedraw https://t.co/RaM8U7rP7lBREAKING: Kirsten Gillibrand has been traded to Night 1 for 3 first round picks and Andrew Yang’s tie. #debatedraw"I have $850,000 on Bennett being night 2! I don’t know why I did that! My kids will not be able to go to college."… https://t.co/e0txR7jLcUDid we miss the draw where this panel was decided? #debatedraw https://t.co/4ain6rq8wNWho’s pumped for the debate draw? Let’s do this! #debatedraw
7/19
2019
The twist is that every cat was played by Scarlett Johansson. https://t.co/Fsa26x5tJwThanks @LastWeekTonight! We’re looking forward to your 25 min expose on the donut lobby! #SamanthaBee https://t.co/lSkAkCYtfrWatch Samantha Bee delve into the disturbing Jeffrey Epstein case on ‘Full Frontal’ https://t.co/LSah4FFM1m https://t.co/6P3DCsSAZ9
Retweeted by Full FrontalHere is an even ANOTHERER drawing from last night's @FullFrontalSamB where I got to write out the words "Trump is a… https://t.co/lI5K8TLQzn
Retweeted by Full FrontalInfertility rates are high among female veterans & we don’t know why. Could be because the last study on military w… https://t.co/RMqQ3gB9y5It’s the female-hosted late night show within a female-hosted late night show you’ve been waiting for! Sam takes he… https://t.co/DJKBBH4BJ0Turns out all you need in order to escape proper punishment for your heinous crimes is a couple of good pals! Who k… https://t.co/7BU4BprknBTrump took a break from his "executive time" to do as many racisms as he could! Between his racist tweets and racis… https://t.co/0uyETYQ6DKWest Coast, in the words of renowned poet S. Bee: "how often can our president be a racist? Let us count the ways!"… https://t.co/qOA5tih6ILhttps://t.co/uqZPfLEBEnSam becomes the first woman to host a show within her own show with inaugural guest @senduckworth! https://t.co/e0iRerBLitEpstein’s victims faced off with a man whose cronies included billionaires, government officials, a prince, and 40%… https://t.co/wZjRDvH4DJFrom the fake quote book of Dr Maya Angelou, a Word on Jeffrey Epstein: https://t.co/u2Egv9IanAThe FBI and the Southern District of Florida became involved with the Epstein Case, resulting in the discovery of a… https://t.co/6THpbRxJSBPolice started investigating Epstein for molesting young girls in 2005. That’s 14 years ago! Jeffery Epstein’s flou… https://t.co/WBTklxQUTHOur government now describes asylum not as an internationally recognized right, but as a “discretionary benefit,” w… https://t.co/KDkP42tQYaWe didn’t have time to cover ALL of Trump’s racism on tonight’s show, so if you want to hear about his failed effor… https://t.co/sMk7Y7APaZEast Coast, have you heard the one about the racist and the pedophile who walked into the news cycle? No? Well get… https://t.co/sDik3pWZXVWe know #notallrepublicans are racist. But we figured we’d give them a chance to weigh in, just to make sure. Tune… https://t.co/eCEJml6K1DFull Frontal would like to take this opportunity to congratulate itself on the prestigious honor of being included… https://t.co/NOB08i0LkL
7/18
2019
Sam’s got a new show complete with a sidekick, band, and special guest @SenDuckworth tonight at 10:30 on TBS!… https://t.co/IhaOHV7374.@JimmyKimmelLive - you are our superheroes for sending us Marvel comics flavored ice cream on such a hot day! https://t.co/utHAJJ36iATonight on Full Frontal, Sam very quickly solves the mystery of Jeffrey Epstein’s prolonged freedom. See you at 10:… https://t.co/e6mjE1OtToWonkette Stole This Samantha Bee Interview With Tammy Duckworth Before It Could Even Air! https://t.co/TV6GNGgHvv by @DoktorZoom
Retweeted by Full Frontal @TheNotoriousRFJ @TheDailyShow They are!Croissants made out of pretzels?? What are they going to think of next, noodles made out of zucchini?! Thanks for o… https://t.co/6odkB0kft8Under Medicare-for-all, you can get your soulful ache treated for free! https://t.co/rTc5ltlZ9yDid someone say "an all new episode of @detourtbs at 10:30/9:30c on TBS"? No? https://t.co/3f0RKYWGXJ
7/17
2019
Can you believe all these beautiful humans let me work with them everyday?? Today @FullFrontalSamB got Emmy noms, a… https://t.co/lGAMmKwcst
Retweeted by Full Frontal#voteforawoman!Thank you @TBSNetwork for those bottles of wine!Thank you Academy voters! It’s an honor just to be nominated but you know what would look even better than wine bot… https://t.co/OsAlnDGgeDThank you so much to our dear friends @colbertlateshow for getting us what we've always wanted - BALLS! https://t.co/XJrcDaLXn7Really wishin I was in NY today celebrating the Emmy noms with these buds but I’ll see you soooon!!! Congrats every… https://t.co/TRNY2Ap5Wl
Retweeted by Full FrontalHey. This is nice. My show @FullFrontalSamB was nominated for an Emmy, as were the writers! https://t.co/72L7FAmwe5
Retweeted by Full FrontalThrilled to be nominated! Can we please sit next to Catherine O'Hara?? 😍 @SchittsCreek https://t.co/XDA8e89oOWOn tomorrow's all new Full Frontal, Sam takes her rightful place...behind a desk. With special guest @SenDuckworth!… https://t.co/c3lUFfFQc8Elizabeth Warren has a plan to bring back Gawker. https://t.co/22SSqFSAee
7/16
2019
Sam has an important announcement for the Full Frontal staff... https://t.co/sBFtZv5zamBecause the media has been feeling particularly "charged" lately... https://t.co/2pYQlxp0Sr
7/15
2019
He’s right, they are from a country with a government that is a total catastrophe... just not the one he thinks. https://t.co/vU4wr4zDlC
7/14
2019
The crisis at our southern border is neither good nor new. We’ve been covering the atrocities at the border for ove… https://t.co/JxHeBIVMQxSam is currently practicing hitting the woah. https://t.co/luZbqDUEnE
7/12
2019
Follow the insanity here: https://t.co/fxLJRjZweHWhen you find out that Full Frontal is now on TikTok... https://t.co/BsYSP1duMJWe are so thrilled to be here. https://t.co/m0u1Tw56ZmIs it the parody children’s book “Go The Fuck To Sleep?” https://t.co/KjFPtVYsWeDust off your blazers, Sam is back with a new episode next week! https://t.co/JhKKprM1KJ
7/11
2019
See if you can spot yesterday's news! https://t.co/yjzzznfSmrAn important message from Sam Bee! #USWNT #USWNTParade https://t.co/cPcKz8wvRVDear @uswnt - We are so proud of you! Thank you for representing our country in a positive light on the world stag… https://t.co/DBKCqdqg5BWe found Trump’s tax returns! #USWNTParade https://t.co/PtVSGNo2LJWe got your backs, @uswnt! 🇺🇸🥇💰 #equalpay https://t.co/0DuvpgrcE0Hey @uswnt - just wanted to make sure you have the CORRECT parade route that conveniently ends directly in front of… https://t.co/XVc5mvVkKEHey @uswnt skip the White House and come to Full Frontal, we have slightly better food. https://t.co/D3O57hZ4ff
7/10
2019
From the people who brought you “Trump Can’t Read” comes another investigative breakthrough. https://t.co/1cwE1UZ1qPWhen you do your announcement video as if there’s a sleeping baby in the next room. https://t.co/BQhUpmv0FpWe love/hate it when @michaelsrubens is right. Ps. Tom, you owe us $20. https://t.co/Er0kjukH2kWe're sorry to see you go @ericswalwell, we know you like making big announcements on late night TV though, so come… https://t.co/jMNmBo7ECn
7/9
2019
BREAKING NEWS: SAM FOUND THE PERFECT BLAZER #SamanthaBee https://t.co/hKrjyD41BH
7/8
2019
Welcome To The United Staes of America. Happy 4th of July from Full Frontal #SamanthaBee https://t.co/lcLHwc4W7d
7/5
2019
America is still a great country! Happy 4th of July from Full Frontal #SamanthaBee https://t.co/nKMCYwZk5fThis 4th, why not try the 'Samantha Bee' method of grill-lighting! https://t.co/JnxdueDTu8Happy Birthday, America! I’d say you don’t look a day over 240, but we’re still dealing with some shit that should… https://t.co/UiySoZB7CG
7/4
2019
Here’s how we feel about American Cheese. Happy 4th of July from Full Frontal! #SamanthaBee https://t.co/duN79jNbVM
7/3
2019
ICYMI: Hope your mascara is waterproof, because we're bidding farewell to our beloved Huck-a-bot. https://t.co/w0gCaf2TKOICYMI: It's the South Beach Smackdown we've all been waiting for--the Democratic Presidential Debates! https://t.co/vlaWHaCK5Z
7/2
2019
ICYMI: Surprise! We turned over the current immigration crisis at our southern border and found a "Made in the USA"… https://t.co/NRU049weyMICYMI: If the president is accused of sexual misconduct for the TWENTY-SECOND time and it doesn't even make the fro… https://t.co/yxyZ2gBBN3
7/1
2019
Don’t put away your rainbow Lip Kits just yet! Happy Pride from Full Frontal! #SamanthaBee https://t.co/hQfMRFHHEf
6/30
2019
New Gay Icon Alert! It’s… the past! #SamanthaBee https://t.co/wEqwebAmCySamantha Bee has an offer the 2020 Democratic candidates can’t refuse: Drop out! https://t.co/vSRFw4FIHX
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6/29
2019
Samantha Bee invites Democratic presidential candidates to drop out on her show https://t.co/iZnzckXuRw
Retweeted by Full FrontalSamantha Bee (@iamsambee) invites Democratic presidential candidates to drop out of race on #FullFrontalhttps://t.co/ftbGihX5du
Retweeted by Full FrontalFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Democratic candidates, please drop out on our show! https://t.co/gLUvMyrXf0With the news of Sarah Huckabee Sanders departure from the White House, Full Frontal pulls the plug on our dear Huc… https://t.co/v5B2OjHDIBLooking forward to it! #DemDebate3 https://t.co/s9lXVgPm0J
6/28
2019

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