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I do two things: I relentlessly contemplate the mundanity of experience. And fuck.

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Joined Twitter 12/11/11


@BlondieGeeky @DannyJHoward2 @mrjamesob Actually, I’ll hop back in just to say: 👆THIS!!!👆 (as fuck!!!) @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob Nope. I’m bored. Good luck. @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob No. Due to said criminality, a sensible country would hold a 2nd ‘are you s… https://t.co/DcitibuUcu @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob Most recently... And (from memory) all but two opinion poll since the refer… https://t.co/lDezUatY2C @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob On one occasion. You can extract data from other polls but it’s not the sam… https://t.co/OE9y2lRj8x @DannyJHoward2 @mrjamesob The article’s existence is why we’re having this conversation. There was undeniable crimi… https://t.co/jDICA3c3hy @Mustard41237510 @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob How’s, um, what working out then? @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob Ah, but you’re assuming *everyone* who voted Tory did so for Brexit. You di… https://t.co/feT32ME31W @DannyJHoward2 @mrjamesob The article we’re commenting on... https://t.co/GRGxQjT5yB @vinsquat67 @AidanJohnMoffat I don’t want to bang on about this but... where? I’m muting btw. https://t.co/NE4wTAryIm @DannyJHoward2 @mrjamesob So where have all these people gone If nearly 60% want to remain? I know folk who didn’t… https://t.co/TEcewnH0EQ @DannyJHoward2 @BlondieGeeky @mrjamesob Because she was 1) an obvious Tory (I’ll hold back from ‘plant’ but you nev… https://t.co/YAAACGlDpF @DannyJHoward2 @mrjamesob Believe it or not, they were actually held to determine MPs and MEPs for their respective… https://t.co/5h9ll2UB5q @vinsquat67 @AidanJohnMoffat They are unless they’re recorded by officers of the law. The Killers’ lawyers do not count. @vinsquat67 @AidanJohnMoffat I made a poor taste joke which I’ve deleted and I apologise for that. Demonstrably? H… https://t.co/AI1g837v2c @jbbuick @AidanJohnMoffat Nah, just those 3 that always seemed to be headlining T in the Park etc. 3 K’s are, histo… https://t.co/z6f3KrnDby @AidanJohnMoffat Me too. But I don’t buy ‘we investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing’ from anyone. @jamesdoleman Aren’t there more effective ways of sending a message to someone in jail? Ask Epstein himself. Oh. @NellSco @IrvineWelsh “I do wish her well. I’m not looking for anything bad for her. I’m not looking bad for anybod… https://t.co/KsBAlex6BoSo on Sunday all over 50s were going to be told to self isolate and today the government has back-tracked. It’s pre… https://t.co/Z0WzTmUIic
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @mrjamesob It’s almost as if the referendum was illegally manipulated to ensure a narrow victory for Leave...1) The politician 2) The professor Compare & contrast https://t.co/uYWieF1F8j
Retweeted by Andy McCullochJulian Lewis who beat Chris Grayling to intelligence chair role had the Tory whip stripped from him. A Tory MP arr… https://t.co/ZsajEu6hzh
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch“I do wish her well. I’m not looking for anything bad for her. I’m not looking bad for anybody...” Blacks, Democra… https://t.co/0IFbix3Job @JMPSimor @ManMadeMoon @MPIainDS Yeah, but he’s a c*nt, isn’t he?So in 2016, despite having no detail on what Brexit meant, people knew exactly what they were voting for. But in 20… https://t.co/IEUSZpSauf
Retweeted by Andy McCullochAnd there’s more...! https://t.co/u59yBh83PRHoly fuck! https://t.co/I2TLZLynx0 @thedavidcrosby David, please tell me what you think of my friend @olsonpower's band. I think they have a bright fu… https://t.co/bj1HWpRRgA
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8/4
2020
If the UK-US trade docs were hacked by Russia after July 12th from Liam Fox's account, how did The Telegraph have t… https://t.co/TqG223PZLn
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @don_mickael @Lynn_GT @lurucinali @faisalislam @Conservatives @CommonsFREU But *they* are subhuman scum. They haven… https://t.co/loTAaWHvVK @Idontmind64 @thomasdolphin @Otto_English Dammit! Beat me to it.You daft bastard. What could possibly be worse than this quintessentially English take on fascism? I will hold you… https://t.co/TH2yCtd7N6You published a 58-page pamphlet opposing the Good Friday Agreement, in which you literally said it was like appeas… https://t.co/Dx5ymh5KIy
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8/3
2020
@mercuryrevvd Shit works in pro wrestling *all the time*, I say let’s give it a go! @mercuryrevvd Can Biden be Obama in a mask, pretending to be Joe? @KatyFBrand @peterjukes If you were in possession of principles then you would probably not be in the Conservative Party to begin with.Joe Pasquale https://t.co/EKF3uPYRBU @KevVanBet @athenakugblenu I’ll see your ‘might just be a bit of a’ and raise you ‘is a massive’...Nothing. I’m just not a show-off c*nt. https://t.co/3Epkzf9we6.@thesundaytimes just tweeted this then automatically deleted it... Perhaps because it shows @RishiSunak was a par… https://t.co/UEptIIob0v
Retweeted by Andy McCullochMarch 2020: 25000 discharged from hospital to care homes without tests leading to 20000 deaths. May 2020: “We have… https://t.co/g5S3s3W4BO
Retweeted by Andy McCullochTory MP arrested on suspicion of raping a young parliamentary staffer. The former Minister, in his 50s, was taken i… https://t.co/Nr1TTISD4T
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8/2
2020
This is a 10th degree burn. https://t.co/kLqxmqx6p6
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @CatharineHoey The democratic bit wasn’t the issue. It was the insanity, lies & criminality deployed to achieve it.… https://t.co/DVcsrXWojk @GlennWool For every Rangers game or the fans will just stop watching.https://t.co/DcIOQ9y3cz https://t.co/c2plWZJZ2k @JohnJCrace There’s still the New Year honours to come so I’d expect Lord Oday of Corrupt-Rapeyness to arise in tim… https://t.co/gEibMTxjGH @Helicaon1 @Vickyvbrexit @Otto_English I meant that account in general rather than that specific tweet but, yes, it… https://t.co/ovJgGNzy37Amazing how quick those who have always wanted to abolish the House of Lords are to accept a place within it? It re… https://t.co/Y70gLDr4RU
Retweeted by Andy McCullochA tad awkward that the tories keep trying to blame a single community for the rise of coronavirus cases when the si… https://t.co/TpqBJ37HK0
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Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @Vickyvbrexit @Otto_English Thing is, as far as this account is concerned, I really don’t think these are genuinely… https://t.co/h5QfRdn3yr @Otto_English Here’s the propagandist nutjob I look up when I want to see how the dark side are reacting. https://t.co/fYQEXV3Tlp
8/1
2020
@TheCarlGerber @ScottWamplerBMD Well, he is 90 next month. It is sad but he had a good run. @TheCarlGerber @ScottWamplerBMD Connery hasn’t been seen in public for 10 years (Edinburgh Film Fest showing of Man… https://t.co/ia1Ubo94jh @NotGiacomo @BeffernieBlack I’m sure the media will be aghast at the promotion of a terrorist sympathiser @mattuthompson @LBC The govt should probably start begging for a Brexit transition extension then, shouldn’t they?Crispin Odey, one of Europe’s highest-profile hedge fund managers and a backer of Brexit, has been charged with ind… https://t.co/lxBdoi8vAE
Retweeted by Andy McCullochImpartiality from the BBC https://t.co/UV1451AJXN
Retweeted by Andy McCullochWhat the actual f*ck? https://t.co/SSYATorVP3 @ProfTomkins If only there was a metric fuckton of outside in Scotland to walk and/or run around...On Ghislaine Maxwell, whose arrest is long overdue. From my book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT: https://t.co/xTWx48ffDU https://t.co/kn7cd1UR86
Retweeted by Andy McCullochThe entire Tory pitch to their core support base is permission to be racist - at the first opportunity their MPs st… https://t.co/AVRR4dipgd
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @MooseAllain WHAAAAAAAAAT? No love for eyes, ears mouth or nose? No wonder this country’s going to the dogs etc... @MrMichaelSpicer Fisting a spinster, as long as both were suitably masked. @mrjimBob Wasn’t that a PWEI song? @TomTugendhat @johnsweeneyroar Just wait til you hear about the PM and his ‘advisor’... @mrjimBob Ah, so it’s the lazy musicians and definitely not the lazy, greedy executives that are at fault?
7/31
2020
@davidgrierson70 Tbf, as an oil rich nation with plenty of desert and inhabited by religious extremists with unfett… https://t.co/KZFSSWmSclbe john lewis, and not the other guy https://t.co/M4saAN8eVC
Retweeted by Andy McCullochThis clown-car of a government, this shower of liars and incompetents, this catastrofuck brought to power by the li… https://t.co/iWnAtdsFQu
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch▪️Lockdowns being reimposed ▪️846 new infections (highest in over a month) ▪️R number above 1 in many areas ▪️60K+… https://t.co/ypF2Fgg4dg
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @jetfury @thekillers I’m sure NME are sweeping it under the rug right this minute, just like they did for Slowthai… https://t.co/DZSJArLzGa @ScotNational @Pmacgiollabhain So the former leader, who quit instead of working with/for Johnson (for a pay-off),… https://t.co/LRg2dF40VqPolitical campaigner? Get all the way to fuck. https://t.co/EAk2xzQI2p @StephenMcGann @DrewMillward I believe the correct terminology is ‘a c*nt’Douglas Ross is the favourite to become next @ScotTories leader. "If you were Prime Minister for a day, without an… https://t.co/wYHjOUoMes
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @HumzaYousaf He saw Ruth was getting a peerage for her ineffectiveness and thought “I’ll have some of that”Evergreen tweet. Bravo to the shameless asshole that was running this account. https://t.co/snNe1QoWWl @jetfury https://t.co/Wj0qqt2I1y @CY25_Skip @IanDunt Well, they could say it but I’m pretty sure that it’s legality will be unambiguously determined… https://t.co/6xyd359YJH @JoelTaylorhack @Otto_English https://t.co/UJ4g3LJWIiNo matter what he does, the press finds a way to treat that as (relatively) normal. The press, completely abdicatin… https://t.co/UurVV2Yybq
Retweeted by Andy McCullochWhat makes anyone think that they’re at all interested in what they’re “allowed” to do.
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch“Pfffft. He can’t do that.” Really wish people would stop saying this as though it means anything.
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @Tim_Burgess My Bloody Valentine - Soon Mogwai - Mogwai Fear Satan Public Enemy - Fight The Power“I was only following orders...” Great argument. https://t.co/TNGNCeYA6J @mrchrisaddison Argos wasn’t a ‘ladies in lingerie’ publication. That was the Grattan catalogue.In the last week Spain has had 13 Covid deaths and the UK 450. The clear strategy of this government is to sell a… https://t.co/9imfIpGt7l
Retweeted by Andy McCullochAll those bloody foreigners though... https://t.co/MIcNgEqJNI
7/30
2020
this came out and 12 days later almost 14 million voted tory and that is why I hate this country https://t.co/zPi5lOb8On
Retweeted by Andy McCullochHey @neworder @thestoneroses @ScreamOfficial @IrvineWelsh @realjahwobble @MuteUK @acrmcr @TaylorAJP @prodnose this… https://t.co/mS5qMfBNsS
Retweeted by Andy McCullochFor some reason Owen Jones’ piece about Wiley-gate is illustrated with a picture of Kano https://t.co/4XRR3KXaIc
Retweeted by Andy McCullochseveral decades younger than what? the steam locomotive? https://t.co/NoPK827WFL
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @DasGiftBerlin Tbf, MF Doom actually pulled that stunt.
7/29
2020
Seriously? If I was in his position? Yes. Of course I would. I’d still have my job, my business, my stock options,… https://t.co/r8qksWv5IP @danthat Is Al the guy who runs the diner in Happy Days?
7/28
2020
@MikeStuchbery_ Cool. I propose Ann Widdecombe supervises these sessions personally.Ooh! That’s 0.07% of ONE years budget let alone 5 years. Maybe we should clamp down on wealthy tax dodgers instead? https://t.co/gZMigXFcJW
7/27
2020

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