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I am NOT Batman.

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Joined Twitter 12/11/11


@arusbridger The major issue is most people won’t differentiate between BBC News and the corporation as a whole. Mo… https://t.co/ISB1gYhPw8 @MrNishKumar Both things newsworthy and their own fault, actually treated accordingly by the BBC. Funny they chose… https://t.co/EQm8VPNGc9 @ka8895 @TriciaMarwick @progressscot Again, missing the point somewhat. @ka8895 @TriciaMarwick @progressscot Ah, you misunderstood. I was making a sarcastic point in that we should give u… https://t.co/JJGyRRxjo5 @ka8895 @TriciaMarwick @progressscot Shit, here I was thinking it was a goer after the SNP’s manifesto, as well as… https://t.co/gteqN5H0Ih @Jackson_Carlaw Good job you’re the reliable, trustworthy type, eh? @Channel4News That’s f**king *wibble* and a half Ed. Christ almighty. @zeebeving @davidmcvicar42 @DWyattHupton We were bound to the ref result unless there was significant change. Now,… https://t.co/KA91dp02y4 @zeebeving @davidmcvicar42 @DWyattHupton Jeezo, how do we still in an age where people vote for the SNP and do not… https://t.co/MpvIkQdpFn @StrettonGary @davidallengreen @jessphillips Aside from all the red? Here’s my Labour MP, the only one left in Scot… https://t.co/t8kA5q9Yd8 @carlgardner @peterjukes I thought she was, like Johnson, ultimately gunning for no-deal as I believe that is the u… https://t.co/7n0hHTZhbK @chrismullinexmp @peterjukes For many their problem is with BBC News not the whole Corporation but try telling them… https://t.co/Z5qdCSVs4R @JohnSimpsonNews And in which 2 minutes of the whole campaign did that happen? @simon_price01 I genuinely thought they’d mistakenly added a photo of Jeremy Hunt to his bit @CNN @thorharris666 I’ve known about this for at least 10 years & I’m neither a scientist nor a global news organis… https://t.co/ZwXQdjgYahA fella from Scunthorpe has just said on national tv.. "look around you shops are shutting, businesses are closing… https://t.co/d2qsYiLgWL
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @ShittierJokes Christmas (Baby Please Come Wanker) @ShittierJokes Merry Christmas (The Wanker Is Over)hahaha it’s just a troll get it?? a troll that, only by coincidence, was created by white supremacists, used by whi… https://t.co/eFYJ0ZROfd
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12/15
2019
@blue_labour Wow! You can get all the way to fuck. @MrNishKumar Aww... why you? I’ve been trying for weeks to no avail. Everything from angry, yet rational, contradic… https://t.co/0kimg2ksnO @HumzaYousaf Tbf if folk like him want to “save the Union” it’s really not worth saving. Bring it on.The man who called me "Abu Hamza" as an Islamaphobic slur has surely not been allowed to join the Tories, has he?!… https://t.co/5Ihbzbzzb6
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @ProfTomkins So you’re saying Bozo is NOT a populist himself? Racist, elitist, lies for fun, plays the clown for me… https://t.co/aAEh1lY1VUThey’ll accept blatant political lies (for money) but an obvious joke is deemed ‘voter suppression’ two days after… https://t.co/w4ijhJdzMb
12/14
2019
This burger restaurant in South Korea. https://t.co/TeDKRkwCiP
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @DrewMillward As if things couldn’t get any worse, they’ve only gone & unleashed the fucking Kraken of gobby arseho… https://t.co/j8bvWq6ohoBut Len McCluskey is undoubtedly the biggest cunt.
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @Glitterbeard_ https://t.co/bOUkab7fmJTo all those folk in England tweeting that they now want to move to Scotland... #YoureWelcome #PlentyOfRoomhttps://t.co/Mb6yPVpsVF
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?" "Sir, we only have bird houses you can have sex with." https://t.co/oV5uku0rMt
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @theousherwood @mrjamesob But would you still do it if it were to be buried in a cursed ancient Indian burial groun… https://t.co/hzhLxc3x0Y @paulsinha Fuuuck off, we’re the People’s Front of Bizarre Love Triangle. @hayleycampbell Indeed. I remember a time when it was noted that rampaging England fans weren’t representative of the nation as a whole. @ScramNews @peterjukes Ahem, Telegram is not a ‘far-right messaging forum’ it’s an encrypted service for all. It wa… https://t.co/0EhokAxi7s @profanityswan ...with a colossal 1% vote increase. The system’s fucked. @BeffernieBlack However, I can remember a time when rampaging England fans were “not representative of the nation as a whole”.https://t.co/4znkDy3ovK
Retweeted by Andy McCullochBefore someone cracks a “hold my beer” gag... JUST DRINK THE FUCKING BEER!!! ALL OF IT!!!I remember when rampaging England fans were “not representative of the nation as a whole”. @frankieboyle I remember when rampaging England fans weren’t representative of the nation as a whole. @CarolineLucas Since when have facts mattered to him?Wow, thick cunts really do vote for Christmas. Ach, bloody auto correct “vote for thick cunts”. @Otto_English But, seriously, WHY is he on the BBC? He’s merely a friend of roundly trounced Farage (publicly), the… https://t.co/70zRhMqq1J @BylineTimes @Otto_English “By starving or maybe bombing it’s citizens to death so, ultimately, no one cares at all” @Otto_English Is he being asked about his first round court loss to @carolecadwalla? If not, he can just get all the way to fuck. @JamieBrysonCPNI *wibble*
12/13
2019
Westminster is broken. It doesn’t have to be this way. We can build a better, fairer, more equal country. An ind… https://t.co/RZ6A1R0tMA
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @AidanJohnMoffat Does it come in burgundy? @IanDunt Every cloud... @NicolaSturgeon @MartinMorComedy Whodathunk a Tory leader would’ve been a lying w*nk?NEW: In the final days of the election campaign, Boris Johnson’s team orchestrated an official press complaint on b… https://t.co/ljeg4J48DL
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @JackieDP https://t.co/70MFfRfsOM @RachelFairburn @BeffernieBlack You must’ve read my mind https://t.co/SviUigkfij @IamSethR @carolecadwalla A document published on a publicly available website? I think you’ll find she can. @davegibbons90 I see what you did there 😉 @BeffernieBlack https://t.co/iyN8ewyx9r @haveigotnews Opposite ends of, ahem, the same 69. I need a shower now. @EddieRobson @quantick The ArtistWe’ve just re-read the law and re-read Kuenssberg’s comments, and this is a FAR bigger scandal than even we first r… https://t.co/0foAm03pXl
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @edmorrish @quantick Who was he voting for? @GregHands Merde alors, putain🇬🇧 It's Election Day in the UK 🇬🇧 As Tom gloriously displayed on his guitar this year... FUCK BORIS! So to celebrat… https://t.co/ju5s40ohH4
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @nee_massey PR, sadly, still lets some Tories in but definitely fairer than FPTP. @SteveBakerHW Get fucked, troll. @GregHands Fick dich, saftsack @tomhfh Unlike Mogg, Raab, Truss, Patel, Javid or Gove (aside from when he wasn’t invited) whom, I assume, were all… https://t.co/whwjEGP1iJ @MattHancock Hercules doesn’t look like a massive c*nt though. Are you sure someone didn’t just stick a rosette on him? @Edinburgh_CC @davidgrierson70 @LeithSNP @DeidreBrock My postal vote, requested over 5 weeks ago, failed to arrive… https://t.co/zSV1QRCEG6 @theQuietus “Alan Moore knows the score” as one might say...TORY SCUM FUCK OFF
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @Vauung @davidallengreen Meanwhile, back in reality, the Tories needed to listen and compromise as they simply did… https://t.co/4Zg0TDsou3
12/12
2019
@Daily_Record @HumzaYousaf Still trying to make amends for The Vow are we? @scully1888 If I’m in Edinburgh at the time then deffo. @KTHopkins Get all the way to fuck, you mental wanksponge. @bengoldacre I requested a postal vote 5 weeks ago as I’m in Spain this week and I’ve not heard or received anythin… https://t.co/vjFIqzaDdv @DrewMillward Don’t feed the pig-fucking troll... @piersmorgan Would you say tactical voting is more or less democratic than the actual electoral fraud as committed… https://t.co/blhfQwmGz6 @BBCPolitics I registered for a postal vote from Spain five weeks ago and haven’t heard or received anything since. @BBCPolitics @peterjukes It must’ve been a similar IT error that wrongly informed your reporters to actively take p… https://t.co/d2WOqhigJE @David_Cameron @Conservatives I’d like to wish you all the misery in the world for what you did, pig fucker.Today's #politicslive appears to have vanished from BBC iPlayer. Any reason .@RobBurl or am I just missing it?
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch.@bbclaurak Goofs Again: boasting about electoral law being broken - SLOW HANDCLAP https://t.co/VGAoEnOdYS https://t.co/t7tB6Ggj4P
Retweeted by Andy McCullochStill keep thinking about how the guy who smashed through a wall in a “Get Brexit Done” sponsored digger stunt actu… https://t.co/u8cZj6GaIp
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @BraidenGB @jetfury Andy from Dog Faced Hermans and currently of The Ex says “Fuck the Tories” @MattHancock Why haven’t you stood down yet? Do you have another stunt to pull first? @jackseale @simon_price01 Just like Raab last week, Ruth Davidson made a similar claim in our indyref a few years a… https://t.co/yBLbr74XTV @waawaa @TheMichaelMoran @caitlinmoran It f**king happened. Deal with it. (Not a Labour voter) https://t.co/n3m1XiqhLyMatt Hancock being totally normal with a woman. https://t.co/REmT3d4we5
Retweeted by Andy McCullochThis fox has been ripped apart by hounds after a brave activist lies on animal in effort to protect it and as the ⁦… https://t.co/ALed9Zayrr
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @George_Osborne @EveningStandard A former Tory chancellor, writing for the billionaire son of a KGB agent who’s als… https://t.co/8KafnQiniE @JohnJCrace Send me off to Dignitas then. I’m done. @MartinMorComedy Aiding Danger Mouse on his latest hi-octane adventure, no doubt. @Otto_English @Nigel_Farage And he’s planning on signing an exec order making Judaism a nationality rather than a r… https://t.co/tuAphdNBVGThis executive order calling Judaism a nationality is, truly, the first step in a long con. If we accept it, we are… https://t.co/XAl1KrNS8z
Retweeted by Andy McCullochNEW: political ads from all the major parties are disappearing from Facebook's Ad Library It's not clear how many,… https://t.co/2OVPgjIFlv
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12/11
2019
@bbclaurak You don’t appear to have resigned yet. Please do so immediately. @JDTwitch Last time they played Edinburgh I hugged the fuck out of Albini. I just had to.Thanks to the BBC for mentioning our exclusive story that 88% of Tory ads included misleading claims. Here's the or… https://t.co/jtAVuoRKXW
Retweeted by Andy McCulloch @DasGiftBerlin A Scottish Tory candidate is also an anachronistic knuckledragger? Whodathunkit?
12/10
2019

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