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Alchemist ⚗️ ***WARNING: Sometimes I tweet pictures of food.***

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Joined Twitter 5/15/09

@ExTmp Shut up. Let me feel specialEveryone miss me today. Do I reply? from work for less than a day... boy says have a nice day.
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @humorandanimals @MokisHome how to thread the needle @renn_agustin Congratulations!!! @kurtislloydnbd @sonii doing the guild proud
I failed at 9 start ups. Got fired from two companies. Quit three jobs without notice. Failed out of college. L…
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @monkeyism T_TMaking Disco Tuesday a thing. @notiansans @PaladinAmber @itsnotsorry @ExTmp @loganrleavitt @Fasffy @DamianEstrada both of those sound good @CharleneRose @ExTmp ya Nick was playing FioraThat guy on bass! That's Todd!I love it. my waiter walking towards me with my food
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I get to see my roommate @ExTmp get owned everyday at work. :) @RiotJustMoose King of ringworms is back! @SupDaily @skipper I ship it @TheOstin @sharkprivthis is how italians are circumcised
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩osu! players boy @ReinhartSeth bringing me some new product @iamboomy_ Asamushi @iamboomy_ MatchaWho's ready for a nice pick me up? Pokemon be a better anime if Ash aged?That bitch throwing up like that’s her special attack
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @jiangeyre @mastersora701 i don't know you well enough to PEG you @jiangeyre @mastersora701 NOT what I was expectingI used to think I was a Jim but, I've come to realize I'm a Michael.
@monkeyism she just checking for lumpsHow long has this been a thing?! @hellocorine Oh noes, good wishes for the pupperSunday Crunch Strawberry photos not NOT content deleted that pretty quick but hold on. 👆🏻
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@CharleneRose Don't expect this from me. @kwinjana :):)
@_liquidpyro HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳 @itswoori Haru is good gorl. She deserve bite. @TeamDavis He's like Vegeta except he has no reason to even be so upset. @Fasffy U srs? @justinebeans I just doing a head count :P @kwinjana @lesbianketchup @RuthlessRuth15 it's smol squid @Caseem Lol, true! @Caseem I'm not sure. That's what the roll call is for.
Why worry about climate change when Vapes are gonna kills us all first. @sneakytashi My Netflix account a lil thotty @sneakytashi Can you stop watching weird shit pls. My recommended is all scuffed.ROLL CALL Who still using my Netflix? @Senpai_Des @TheAirIsDry monkaS @kwinjana @RuthlessRuth15 anything can be a pet these daysI've resorted to saying "have a great nay" so people can't tell if I said night or dayFinally!
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @RuthlessRuth15 @kwinjana @Sun5hinelove HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎈 @Alyeska @Cloud9 Hey, same.
@yungsea_ por que no los dos @TeamLiquidLoL @TLDoublelift @Jensen Give him a nice bleaching tooIf you get a bunch of loners together who have the same interests, they're not loners anymore.Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip. It’s not even your card, an…
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(_____( \ no…
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩band members be like i’m bilingual: i speak english and i speak to minors
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @WheresLotus Damn my prerolls never look this goodChap and I are looking for a third to play with us at TwitchCon. We are invited but our third needs to follow thes…
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @MattEatsMochi The Doctor opened the roof and everyone was freed @h0tarugaming omg he's got a pumpkin!
@Souvie True. And leave me snacks.I'll never cheat on your but, I'll cheat on my diet. @h0tarugaming Omg so many Mango! @JeremyStutes you know it!Such a gentleman.
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @h0tarugaming he's trying his little heart out
@jennaezarik Come and get it 😈 @ExTmp Come thruYou basic bitches know what time it is?? tell @MorChipsPls this isn’t what I meant when I said “I need that new Gambino merch”
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩Watching The Office isn't helping...TSM can still make it to Worlds - tickets haven’t sold out yet!
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Bidding starts at $50 Dwight you ignorant slut @lolThinkcard 1 more let's go! @TL_Hayl Oh, so Canada just gonna be THAT beautiful?
@FRANA_OW Is that Boo? @ZachStillFresh @Warcraft Ahh, I hope it gets fixed when I get homeDef never having kids.This is what Classic WoW is about
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @Alyeska add me g3nuinejoe#1204 @Alyeska i need lvling pals. i'm 22 right meow @NickAllen wait. this is actually the only thing i order. how DARE they! @Alyeska What lvl?? @Alyeska Ooo are you finally able to play?!My bosses' son was bored so he played hangman... against himself. Perfect score. @DamianEstrada @_MandaRapp Can we all scream and wake up your neighbor?Me trying to hide my feelings @Lupercai Really wish it was Boomkin in Vanilla and not Oomkin 😔how i look after texting back almost instantly while i waited nearly 5 hours for a response
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @Lupercai Oh you a Furry too?
@Huni Lucian