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Alchemist ⚗️ ***WARNING: Sometimes I tweet pictures of food.***

710 Following   6,447 Followers   43,350 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/15/09


@ExTmp Shut up. Let me feel specialEveryone miss me today. Do I reply? https://t.co/HPMWVX2pwIGone from work for less than a day... https://t.co/SdS7pP5O0IWhiskey boy says have a nice day. https://t.co/h8QdAUJBAJ
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @humorandanimals @MokisHome how to thread the needle @renn_agustin Congratulations!!! @kurtislloydnbd @sonii doing the guild proud https://t.co/vEfAb6BXXz
9/18
2019
I failed at 9 start ups. Got fired from two companies. Quit three jobs without notice. Failed out of college. L… https://t.co/ZsbbfXHbmB
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @monkeyism T_TMaking Disco Tuesday a thing. https://t.co/jt5W2Wy8jQ @notiansans @PaladinAmber @itsnotsorry @ExTmp @loganrleavitt @Fasffy @DamianEstrada both of those sound good @CharleneRose @ExTmp ya Nick was playing FioraThat guy on bass! That's Todd!I love it. https://t.co/hByWPzZKahseeing my waiter walking towards me with my food https://t.co/10oP6knioX
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9/17
2019
I get to see my roommate @ExTmp get owned everyday at work. :) https://t.co/b5eMYAmzHI @RiotJustMoose King of ringworms is back! @SupDaily @skipper I ship it @TheOstin @sharkprivthis is how italians are circumcised https://t.co/TJpskoIiSt
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩osu! players https://t.co/wglW96pLqlMy boy @ReinhartSeth bringing me some new product https://t.co/xLpSaz0Hoe @iamboomy_ Asamushi @iamboomy_ MatchaWho's ready for a nice pick me up? https://t.co/j3siMNILStWould Pokemon be a better anime if Ash aged?That bitch throwing up like that’s her special attack https://t.co/3rI86stqPK
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @jiangeyre @mastersora701 i don't know you well enough to PEG you @jiangeyre @mastersora701 NOT what I was expectingI used to think I was a Jim but, I've come to realize I'm a Michael.
9/16
2019
@monkeyism she just checking for lumpsHow long has this been a thing?! https://t.co/IRj4LM50rO @hellocorine Oh noes, good wishes for the pupperSunday Crunch Strawberry https://t.co/WOjZSOutQpMake photos not NOT content https://t.co/RXIt5b2fWlHe deleted that pretty quick but hold on. 👆🏻 https://t.co/K4aA8MBvMQ
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9/15
2019
@CharleneRose Don't expect this from me. @kwinjana :):)
9/14
2019
@_liquidpyro HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳 @itswoori Haru is good gorl. She deserve bite. @TeamDavis He's like Vegeta except he has no reason to even be so upset. @Fasffy U srs? @justinebeans I just doing a head count :P @kwinjana @lesbianketchup @RuthlessRuth15 it's smol squid @Caseem Lol, true! @Caseem I'm not sure. That's what the roll call is for.
9/13
2019
Why worry about climate change when Vapes are gonna kills us all first. @sneakytashi My Netflix account a lil thotty @sneakytashi Can you stop watching weird shit pls. My recommended is all scuffed.ROLL CALL Who still using my Netflix? @Senpai_Des @TheAirIsDry monkaS @kwinjana @RuthlessRuth15 anything can be a pet these daysI've resorted to saying "have a great nay" so people can't tell if I said night or dayFinally! https://t.co/GzfA9Thl1t
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @RuthlessRuth15 @kwinjana @Sun5hinelove HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎈 @Alyeska @Cloud9 Hey, same.
9/12
2019
@yungsea_ por que no los dos @TeamLiquidLoL @TLDoublelift @Jensen Give him a nice bleaching tooIf you get a bunch of loners together who have the same interests, they're not loners anymore.Someone stole my debit card, went and spent $60 at a restaurant and only left a $4 tip. It’s not even your card, an… https://t.co/C36Cm7kudY
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(_____( \ no… https://t.co/XCWD6kGNG9
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩band members be like i’m bilingual: i speak english and i speak to minors
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @WheresLotus Damn my prerolls never look this goodChap and I are looking for a third to play with us at TwitchCon. We are invited but our third needs to follow thes… https://t.co/155RCkiy66
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @MattEatsMochi The Doctor opened the roof and everyone was freed @h0tarugaming omg he's got a pumpkin!
9/11
2019
@Souvie True. And leave me snacks.I'll never cheat on your but, I'll cheat on my diet. https://t.co/TuSpz9RWGE @h0tarugaming Omg so many Mango! @JeremyStutes you know it!Such a gentleman. https://t.co/h8jTtp9Nrw
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @h0tarugaming he's trying his little heart out
9/10
2019
@jennaezarik Come and get it 😈 @ExTmp Come thruYou basic bitches know what time it is?? https://t.co/nQ8oj26O2ESomeone tell @MorChipsPls this isn’t what I meant when I said “I need that new Gambino merch” https://t.co/YaLBAa9Vn8
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩Watching The Office isn't helping...TSM can still make it to Worlds - tickets haven’t sold out yet! https://t.co/1ThJSaXvwu
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9/9
2019
Bidding starts at $50 https://t.co/QxN9hUE3uDMood: Dwight you ignorant slut @lolThinkcard 1 more let's go! @TL_Hayl Oh, so Canada just gonna be THAT beautiful?
9/8
2019
@FRANA_OW Is that Boo? @ZachStillFresh @Warcraft Ahh, I hope it gets fixed when I get homeDef never having kids.This is what Classic WoW is about https://t.co/Q0s2mQoMVJ
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @Alyeska add me g3nuinejoe#1204 @Alyeska i need lvling pals. i'm 22 right meow @NickAllen wait. this is actually the only thing i order. how DARE they! @Alyeska What lvl?? @Alyeska Ooo are you finally able to play?!My bosses' son was bored so he played hangman... against himself. Perfect score. https://t.co/APIsCJ4Sda @DamianEstrada @_MandaRapp Can we all scream and wake up your neighbor?Me trying to hide my feelings https://t.co/SylsmZO6VW @Lupercai Really wish it was Boomkin in Vanilla and not Oomkin 😔how i look after texting back almost instantly while i waited nearly 5 hours for a response https://t.co/N7HUzRt4Qr
Retweeted by ᴅᴜᴄᴋᴡᴏʀᴛʜ 🚩 @Lupercai Oh you a Furry too?
9/7
2019
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9/6
2019

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