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@ranga_swamy @OggaraNe Saar, over acting maadthavne. @Kadi_khichadi @acharya2 You will love these more then. https://t.co/VnqBi6CsNw @acharya2 @Kadi_khichadi "Friend" @Kadi_khichadi @acharya2 https://t.co/f2hZu4pRgl @VikHasya Thanks. Actually pictures don't do justice on how awesome they look and feel in real. @acharya2 People also paint on them. I think you should try it. So how many shall I order for your address?? @acharya2 That you can do on these. There are designers who charge around $50 to $200. Search "Hydro dipping AF 1"… https://t.co/SscQY3xI9z @acharya2 No. It's comes liker that. https://t.co/DuLKHGnrDe @acharya2 That's all cards for which I have stopped paying minimum payment. I also don't have personal trainer 😏 @acharya2 Are you asking about shoes??From all this, I just hope at least now countries now focus on spending more towards Healthcare and agriculture ins… https://t.co/jANLjhkCWJ @bharathceegee Lockdown is just a bahana... @bharathceegee That's for sure. And evening naps are not helping.♥️ https://t.co/m3e6ck7Xst @CFCGyan And probably horny too.New York's medical stockpile: - 5.8 million masks - 1.5 million gloves - 3,000 ventilators New York's needs: - 5… https://t.co/vVnJXr8MOn
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Nope nope nope nope nope.. https://t.co/GSd0FXaP1mI'm don't know if I'm bored or hungry.Highly educated people sharing videos of police beating up poor people during this lock down as a form of humor is… https://t.co/Z5mgs9DnuC
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Now that I have completed watching all episodes, I'm totally here for the memes of tiger King.This is by far the best photo ive seen on this fine friday 😂😂😂 #TigerKing https://t.co/sVzPWtkZqN
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)John and Travis when they are both straight, yet in a polygamous marriage with Joe Exotic in a makeshift zoo… https://t.co/JPc9Vtt3zR
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Binge watching #TigerKing and I’ve made this face multiple times. https://t.co/ngeb90gych
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)U know #tigerking is wild when the most level headed people are •a guy who chose his arm to be amputated rather t… https://t.co/e9ONowk7Nd
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)I wasn't ready for this to be that funny #TigerKing https://t.co/mnUnfKqj66
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Chairman, Mr. Ratan N Tata’s statement on Tata Trusts COVID 19 strategy. https://t.co/ponrszzXtW
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)2 minutes 17 seconds of heaven. https://t.co/GBHZEXOVoDMike Breen’s best BANG calls on Stephen Curry 🗣 https://t.co/2SauvhKjJl
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)My recently shopped items🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/zgUqOccdhl @4abregas First season is good. Others are okayish.Free online workout, technique and choreography sessions starting next week on insta (namma_loka) to help you stay… https://t.co/V08hGjFScn
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Lessons in Headline Management. Tweet 1 deleted, replaced with Tweet 2. 1/n https://t.co/gRvc0HfBN5
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Somebody stick a plunger in his mouth. STFU bro. People getting really sick and people are dying. He should wak… https://t.co/8711wHyIOt
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19) @vikramhegde @OggaraNe Ya, that makes more sense. Especially the banks' position in India right now, there is not a… https://t.co/RE6BlkqtF1Here, fixed it for @PrakashJavdekar, for him to understand the gravity of the situation India is in today. I hope,… https://t.co/y3aHMuxBcm
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Gonna tell my kids these were the Dallas Cowboys https://t.co/A3We4LdkXK
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19) @OggaraNe There is no way they are waiving bro. Only postponing.Uninstall his WhatsApp now. https://t.co/M6YeA6VHHx
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)One single Whole BJP🙆🤦 Congress MLA https://t.co/PJCtuLp1wg
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Pic 1 : Woman dies, coz Bengaluru hospital had no beds to admit her Pic 2 : Smart Bengaluru MP tweets about it. https://t.co/483vur3uqi
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)When it comes to Healthcare, USA is one fucked up country. https://t.co/3wWe5WUbxRStephen Curry backcourt heaves (missed and made) 🎯 You can call this lucky for anyone in the world but not for him… https://t.co/MpMXxh7QTo
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)The rich are angry that the hungry and poor are not ready to get locked down. https://t.co/xrqKDxEMbw
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3/28
2020
@GSWRoo Let me tag Andre here. @GSWRoo Steph or Iggy?Our ruler gave two days' time for people to stand in balconies and bang the vessels and just four hours to get read… https://t.co/P2rlieM93tCoronavirus outbreak in the U.S. From 0 to 50,000 cases: 64 days From 50,000 to 100,000 cases: 3 days
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19) @BleacherReport @wojespn Me on my way to provide Doris Vitamin C and Chicken noodle soup: https://t.co/SLOaJi0UoA
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Nooooo https://t.co/XZor3WU07NYour 🐐 vs My🐐 https://t.co/snXocg4xf0
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)These were CLEAN 👀 🔥 (via zigzigzog/Instagram) https://t.co/1wUgbfKpoT
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Yep, I'm getting my first tattoo when this shit is finally over, probably which would say something like "I survived 2020" @ashwinikn Part party party..... At home.. @MysticHeart25 I'm gonna go out,.. from my room to hall and then in the evening to the kitchen. You?Alright, so who is excited for the weekend??😂😂WHO IS UP ??? RT 🔮🔮🔮
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Been using SNKRS for six years, not one Exclusive Access. Disappointed @nikestore @Denno876er @CFCGyan Since it's about a pandemic, it's easier right now to get away.Police accidentally beating the food safety authorities when they came to check upon hike in prices… https://t.co/1bukcdYyLJ
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)LMAO, Due to lockdown, My company credited our salaries one week before the usual date.This is some Liverpool kinda lead by the USA here. https://t.co/fnHuxg5njvMan, whoever is celebrating their birthdays during this lockdown will remember this for a long long time.Many happy returns of the day @mechiemaata Have fun, inside your home.Will people block me if I say she is Desi Neekolul?? https://t.co/ei8pR540w9 @jaathre @Kadi_khichadi Being single, I'm not sure why you are worried about lighting and all.Also @blrcitytraffic He is not wearing helmet sir. https://t.co/D037177RQ8 @Kadi_khichadi All things aside, Man, her dress is bright or what??Dei Madeya, Why would Indians care about what's happening in the UK when there is a pandemic going on?? https://t.co/Ze8pHOxBh7 @Kadi_khichadi I believe all Instagram influencers are coming to twitter due to lockdown.Found this gem in my gallery. https://t.co/Zhf7WF64VQ
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19) @Dhichkyaaon Hey, as long as there is a demand, there will always be a supply, especially during a lockdown.Yeh behenji kaun hai bhai.. https://t.co/5N6GlJkrtWNeev swalpa adumkondre... https://t.co/D037177RQ8Giannis was asked to name his favorite NBA players and named Steph, TWICE https://t.co/g4v3prAnv8
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Happy Birthday, brother @Neer_Dose Have fun and stay safe.Just when you think this doesn't get anymore wild, it makes you to think again🤯🤯Solitude at Z-point, Chikamagalur, 8 years ago. https://t.co/EYorKEAm2V https://t.co/6tEbCVmL5AHappy birthday to the best sneaker YouTuber @RealSethFowlerThere is one moment in this where the guys in the car aren't beaten but everybody else are. ACAB not for nothing https://t.co/9D4aT5Uo72
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Oh ya, this bitch killed her husband fosho. @acharya2 @Kadi_khichadi @jaathre Ya, the so-called 8 x 8 patio. @Dhichkyaaon New York you mean.Oh my heart!! https://t.co/MeQRUdaVxc @Kadi_khichadi @jaathre What question is this? Where I wear them to during lockdown?? 😭 @Yaavano_Obba Hehe. Buy Adidas Ultraboost. One of the best comfortable shoes, available for cheap now.Yo, this is some weird shit these people are on here. I don't like the vibe of Carol Baskin woman too. @Kadi_khichadi @jaathre I will. Just realised I have some shoes which are yet to be taken out of their boxes.b @jaathre One day for sure. I'm still prepping it.Well, that will work. Thanks. https://t.co/VdzrGZjfI8 @jaathre I had a 32 pair shoe rack and just recently bought a 20 storage containers.I'm gonna go mad when these drop. Of course there's no way I'm getting my hands on them and that's a different stor… https://t.co/Vp9t3zMM6k#NowWatching Tiger King @sujeeeen I wish you all the best in the job hunt. Hoping everything goes back to normal soon. @sujeeeen Oh no, I'm so sorry Su.Los Angeles will shut off water and power for nonessential businesses that refuse to close https://t.co/Ui5fbVPUK5 https://t.co/1txw3qOQlX
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19)Now that’s how you clear a bitch! https://t.co/Wt8ywAOKHa
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3/27
2020
@acharya2 I hope you are staying at home and being hydrated.Why is reddit going down time and again? I'm bored of twitter.Karnataka has roped in common people to volunteer as ‘corona sainiks' to help beat fake news during the ongoing COV… https://t.co/3pT3XsqNS2
Retweeted by Vishu (socially distanced- Day 19) @acharya2 Waste fellow you are😏
3/26
2020

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