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late-term orphan @galwaygaffes San Francisco, CA

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Joined Twitter 5/21/17


Stevie Nicks is the ORIGINAL bad bitch. She got her exboyfriend to sing and play guitar on songs about him being an asshole. #StevieNicks
Retweeted by late-term orphancan't believe it's already march 86th of 2020
5/26
2020
A dollar per death @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/tyoFVhbL99
Retweeted by late-term orphanConfused as to why Janet Napolitano & the UC Board of Regents are pushing to re-open schools when they know it will… https://t.co/QS8ti2byMQ
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5/25
2020
As a society we don't talk NEARLY enough about the way a toxic job environment can mess with your head 24/7 just li… https://t.co/6zDJiDMd76
Retweeted by late-term orphan @Nadia_Shammas_ "you're so mature for your age" thanks it's the trauma
Retweeted by late-term orphanMaybe the benefit of everyone wanting to be a social media star is they’ll notice themselves editing their beliefs/… https://t.co/cq2a01UswX
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5/24
2020
Perhaps it should die for the economy. https://t.co/6k5xR9P6CE
Retweeted by late-term orphandeepest cut 💜 https://t.co/emvi4TaS5O
5/23
2020
@anicacihla @thatjayjustice @stevenspohn @craigums really enjoyed this panel, glad to add everyone to my follows
5/22
2020
If I was a landlord I would simply learn to code. https://t.co/NYRvY0kdIa
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5/21
2020
@commaficionado @hog_mild
5/20
2020
This doll cut off the face of another doll and is wearing it as her own https://t.co/86Nh1xs6ZL
Retweeted by late-term orphan'some landlords are asking for sex' just call them extortionate rapists, @buzzfeed, you fucking cowards
5/16
2020
Y'all hate poor people, and we hate y'all back. Fuck you.
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5/15
2020
35 years ago today a police helicopter dropped a bomb on a row home in West Philly, killing 6 adults and 5 kids, an… https://t.co/6uWLIFHYcZ
Retweeted by late-term orphanAntivax mom: Brayden is about to turn 6 :) Me: wow that's like 85 in unvaccinated years
Retweeted by late-term orphanI just finished publishing the last episode of #TheWomensWar series. (Ep info in a separate post) The world might… https://t.co/KjcPWJbHGe
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5/13
2020
i've stopped counting my debt #MyHealthIn5WordsYou wanna know why the Ahmaud Arbery story is so disturbing for a lot of us? Because many black people can recall… https://t.co/JrNXAH9IyS
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5/11
2020
@hierophantess christians: two thousand years of empty virtue signalingquarantine in a nutshell https://t.co/Hay6IF1HXV @cinnamon_pie https://t.co/0186v083l5
5/10
2020
hillbilly Georgia was out-disgraced by the Georgia that gave us Stalin, but dammit they're trying https://t.co/2Tzc1YUgocunion rights are human rights https://t.co/2ypgOPZfwKstill baffled about that lefty tweeter that called me a nazi for meaning the holodomordid not expect the sequel to "hot girl summer" to be the "fall of man"
Retweeted by late-term orphanI didn't spend my childhood in barbed wire enclosed internment camps so I could listen to grown adults today cry op… https://t.co/JtHIVZGJo0
Retweeted by late-term orphanYeet the rich https://t.co/gmZhgjS43K
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5/9
2020
alien: we have come to take over your pla— humans: done. its yours alien: w-what humans: no takebacksies
Retweeted by late-term orphan @PallaviGunalan jfc https://t.co/9OA4kAFSop
5/7
2020
@Coruscating they'll enter what they call a grandfather authorization without waiting for your MD. they may only gi… https://t.co/ubnLtJ6CJA @Coruscating hey cory, i work for the insurance vampires. california has AB974 Gallegos law, which generally forces… https://t.co/cmiAMIHuZocan we get this more likes than the original tweet gays ☺️ https://t.co/JhdokuCrJb https://t.co/GiC4PgCvCI
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5/6
2020
@cinnamon_pie 💜 @seneca @odlogan @odlogan why did i read this whole thing'hiiii, we're going to be sending your health information to a third party company' 'no, i don't consent to that'… https://t.co/0E0Qhte7xjgoddammit @wrappedstallion https://t.co/ztOJTnA2BGIn Warhammer 40K, the emperor is on what amounts of magic life support and keeping him alive requires 1000 daily hu… https://t.co/KB0RDviHgS
Retweeted by late-term orphanThe owner of a Salem salon is going to open tomorrow so she can get arrested giving hair cuts to local right wing d… https://t.co/NklfUXEjSB
Retweeted by late-term orphan @occupythis123 @LEBuwu @michaelefahey that's a great idea, i'm so glad you're going to start by listening to the fucking epidemiologists
5/5
2020
@LibertyLover56 @Easonred57 @LEBuwu @michaelefahey where did you go to medical school? was it the same place you lost your humanity? @HulegusHordes @LEBuwu @CJed11 @michaelefahey jasper take a nap have some apple juice then tell your parents you… https://t.co/5lncXgIWq9 @occupythis123 @LEBuwu @michaelefahey where did you go to medical school? @HulegusHordes @LEBuwu @occupythis123 @michaelefahey are you a bot? if you're a bot, you have to tell me if you're… https://t.co/voKLVMjSfW @Button_Yerface @LEBuwu @michaelefahey your argument involves armed confederate flag fetishists and neo-nazis occup… https://t.co/Aci7WqK1Uy @PAULIBABBA @LEBuwu @michaelefahey where did you go to medical school?A Dollar Store security guard was murdered because he asked someone to put on a mask before entering his store. H… https://t.co/yhzG62na9W
Retweeted by late-term orphanSame city. Same police force. Passing out masks to white folks not social distancing, while literally having thei… https://t.co/XybWX24gWX
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5/4
2020
@wrappedstallion a friend of mine was stoned while he was filling out his unemployment forms, wound up claiming his… https://t.co/pxr3ylnYcKthread: while you read it, try to think of all the times those in power have manipulated death tallies https://t.co/FRZqTqLt0C @hog_mild you're just not believing hard enough https://t.co/fKfZZROpvh @LEBuwu i miss the good onesSleepNow: the new wellness app that burns up your phone's battery after 16 hours, and takes 8 hours to charge again @hog_mild really delivered on this one"Footegg" I am drunk and typing poorly as I always am after being surrounded for a day by people who hate me and wave guns around
Retweeted by late-term orphanlistening to Iron Maiden BDSM at full blast fans 🤝 'hurt me nicely'
5/3
2020
@aivycordova haha jfc @cinnamon_pie https://t.co/ap0iLSI5cOWomen belong in gaming spaces. Women belong in gaming spaces. Women belong in gaming spaces. Women belong in gaming… https://t.co/CPHkGhL6dO
Retweeted by late-term orphan @PallaviGunalan @respiraworks very cool to see how you're helping https://t.co/Nb8E4lvqCzme: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that
Retweeted by late-term orphanis pork a beef https://t.co/YOCRmFfSGM
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5/2
2020
@hog_mild @lovetogorka https://t.co/9PnJTXjXFo @hog_mild @IfyNwadiwe if he was into coded racism, he'd have named the dog 'thug'i present to you: the most American photograph https://t.co/P2DL713SGZ
Retweeted by late-term orphanremember that old timey phrase 'flat broke'? like there was some other way to live than right on the edge?these children already have cPTSD https://t.co/ILRmSWFo2RWhen abusive men punch a wall, destroy your things, or blame you for their behavior, what they are saying is, I can… https://t.co/PlQgyKMftW
Retweeted by late-term orphan @cinnamon_pie the faerie t-rex saying 'meow' you are a joy
5/1
2020
Maybe this is what they mean when they bring up the only MLK quote they know, talmbout "little black boys holding… https://t.co/xRuwT08roQ
Retweeted by late-term orphan @vampiresnvino @BDaveWalters stream a Q&A in character as Gary Golden, with cosplay @cinnamon_pie rock in rio is my all-time most played albumIf you know someone who effortlessly falls asleep every night, that is a demon. You’re friends with a demon.
Retweeted by late-term orphanThere is just one thing I'm sure of: once I was different, once everything was different, but now hate is devouring… https://t.co/deLdPGMjLa
Retweeted by late-term orphanserendipity: your cubicle is already the color of a gravestone https://t.co/j1AznIQ64s
4/30
2020
you poked a hole in every single one of them https://t.co/EEIffES7w9
Retweeted by late-term orphansriracha lovers are the mormons of the food world i don't need to be converted, thank you, just go home and spend… https://t.co/qQxZ6R0rdi
4/29
2020
"[C]rime committed brazenly is over time redefined as something other than crime. It is entertainment, and then it… https://t.co/acqSmRHfH9
Retweeted by late-term orphanone day in the near future: 'attention workers! the pandemic is over!' 'there's a vaccine?' 'no, but bezos has m… https://t.co/m14kJdbfXain january i got a letter that someone had died i hadn't spoken to my grandmother in fifteen years, kind of assume… https://t.co/O1bXsZwb4Khttps://t.co/BdnGNpiYNn
Retweeted by late-term orphanIn the coming months local, state, and federal lawmakers will (to the extent they haven’t already) use the cover of… https://t.co/c6EDsUNBlt
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4/28
2020
@EauClaireCoEM @UselessRogue @NWSTwinCities @UselessRogueMajor Kindle sale on my first book, THE VIEW FROM FLYOVER COUNTRY! Available for $2.99 for a limited time https://t.co/60d05BR9vr
Retweeted by late-term orphan @cinnamon_pie "scrumptious"left: 'why should new york and california pay to subsidize kentucky and florida?' right: 'why should the wealthy p… https://t.co/TqUsrC2yJOmy cashew-sized brain looks at really intricate charts and fizzles out think this might be a tornado warning https://t.co/Hf1XaisSpWyou will see him in your dreams tonight https://t.co/nwEpVp7YSfone thing that’s cool abt the mental health stuff in this country is it’s entirely abt making u a functional worker and almost nothing else
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4/27
2020
My father used to tell me “anyone who doesn’t give when he has little, won’t give even if he has a lot. His reasons… https://t.co/Fjgm52rF9W
Retweeted by late-term orphan @revvedstallion @wrappedstallion animal crossing is about paying off infinite debt, so... buy a new car with a high interest loan?
4/26
2020
Track a racist biological attack in real time: iAero Airways flight taking ~129 people involuntarily from COVID-19… https://t.co/fbe7uaZM50
Retweeted by late-term orphanlovely morning, i see the trash takes are in full bloom today @LEBuwu @rockitude aww, happy anniversaryhttps://t.co/OOtC6M02Hj https://t.co/hcBeWYucoJHey, I bet the thing that would really help my depression during this period is staring listlessly at my phone all… https://t.co/vhVN8ZaewR
Retweeted by late-term orphanamazon has made me aware of The L Word: Generation Q and i'm just happy to see the Degrassi model is taking off100% salvage. There is value in every piece of me, despite my refusal to operate as you have designed. https://t.co/VMv8ipGx1C
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4/25
2020

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