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B.J. just got a whole lot ballsier! 💪
Collect bananas, find treasure, defeat guards, and escape the procedurally g… https://t.co/nXwDh4TAey
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very real question: how are you getting anything done lately
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IT'S HAPPENING https://t.co/fzWkYkudOK
@clcook_ I'm such a good time to come in 😊
Huh.
@Bevin716 Also, be willing to be wrong and change your stance based on new info. Ain't nothing wrong with being wro… https://t.co/Rje8IYPK6z
@TrystanFalcone Trys, what the fuck is happening.
FUCK YEAH
@HollyConrad Honestly, you seem nice and you do some cool things and I like your birbs. It's just helpful to me to… https://t.co/ru4yDK0fmH
@clcook_ Nooooooo
@Bevin716 Yeah, I thought you might be into that 👌👌 @Bevin716 https://t.co/Tl2USzSkyHI used to live in fear that if I tweeted stuff that was too controversial I'd alienate sponsors. But if they think… https://t.co/mSkBYK5oCx
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@clcook_ @qikipedia The best sort of day
@clcook_ Lolol, my biography
Every once in a while I remember cheam creems and feel better https://t.co/QvW8E86HvH
Retweeted by andy, i guessPlease let me moderate the next debate 🔪 https://t.co/hSMYS69Ob9
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me: it’s okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis
my brain: not u though
me: not me though
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You ever lie on the ground and look at the sky, pondering all of the amazing creatures that have inhabited the eart… https://t.co/vtCjAncwHX @LittleMissLizz But, I don't know how to make things any other way.
no president next term, america need to b single for a while to focus on herself
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"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time
Retweeted by andy, i guess @TrystanFalcone No, wait https://t.co/jC4jV437a8 @TrystanFalcone https://t.co/ekF8lujnm7 @clcook_ It's witch season https://t.co/l8xcLethDI @clcook_ Hey, pumpkin.Your voice matters. Make sure you’re registered to vote for #Election2020. Get started here ⬇️… https://t.co/GtS166lo3S

@humanhouseplant Thought you might appreciate meeting Alfred, our rubber tree plant. 🌱🌿
@humanhouseplant https://t.co/udFfMSaeze @NPR https://t.co/RSVpE1wgwj
Retweeted by andy, i guessDon’t just remember her legacy. Fight for it.
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Retweeted by andy, i guessIf Moscow Mitch goes for it, fill the streets and don't yield.
Retweeted by andy, i guessAll the people I see gleefully celebrating RBG's death on social media are, simply put, pieces of utter filth.
Retweeted by andy, i guessit is absolutely depraved that we cannot mourn this mountain of a woman’s death without the fear of whatever is lef… https://t.co/1Xfh4VPTev
Retweeted by andy, i guessI will rally #ForRuth
I will fight #ForRuth
I will vote #ForRuth
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@clcook_ But accepting myself contradicts my identity as a broken garbage person?
“you should go to therapy!” i say, currently not in therapy, losing my god damn mind
Retweeted by andy, i guess @humanhouseplant Strongly here for bothme, after unprecedented levels of alone time: I just need some alone time right now
Retweeted by andy, i guessI just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then I'm recharged and ready to tackle the day
Retweeted by andy, i guessAside from therapy, antidepressants, getting enough sleep, and exercising, the best thing you can do for your menta… https://t.co/rAwn6S6jxg
Retweeted by andy, i guess*insert witty political comparison* https://t.co/abK0nwA72MYou ever just stop and think, "Hey, brain? What the fuck are you doing up there?"




https://t.co/XEdvyCKpbk https://t.co/XXekXqDLntAt my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
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A whistleblower at ICE today exposed that mass hysterectomies are being performed on detained immigrants. If it sou… https://t.co/qkQYMqH4Bq
Retweeted by andy, i guessHey guys: Someone is sneaking in our closets and shrinking our pants during quarantine. I just tried on 4 pairs. So… https://t.co/xF9FRJByDH
Retweeted by andy, i guessThis is the kind of customization video games have needed. https://t.co/FX4lKVzoFXNow that I have your attention
🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️....
VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
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Oh, no.You know, the quarantine was a lot easier when we were all in it together instead of constantly driving past packed… https://t.co/v5QzdYSvZ9
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ain’t no way perseus snuck up on medusa with them thangs clapping https://t.co/lih7IaPLFR
Retweeted by andy, i guessIn these trying times, I very much recommend being somewhere medicinal marijuana is legal, taking the best damn sho… https://t.co/M38mk9FH9r
Retweeted by andy, i guess @LadyLavinias As someone who also had a wedding strongly featuring Star Trek things, I am extremely pleased by this. @rosadona You have now been attended."Why are men in the world 😂😅🤣"
Good question. https://t.co/Ivay1S3OKz


my girlfriend regularly tells me “if free public libraries didn’t already exist and someone tried to invent them, t… https://t.co/yp8MlIfRWq
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This has @Bevin716 vibes. https://t.co/eKmGcUPMOb
Minimalism is excruciating. It’s classist and boring. No more minimalism. Give me chaotic wandering wizard maximali… https://t.co/TlYe21m8FC
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Retweeted by andy, i guessThe bisexual's Kobayashi Maru: you can fuck anyone from The Mummy (1999), but only one person.
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@MTG_Arena Oyy! Just noticed Narset of the Ancient Way has the last line of text clipped. Tried various resolutions… https://t.co/2j9hG21r9O @gretafarts Honestly, could be worse. 👌
@LadyLavinias @wizards_magic Noice. @Megan_Nicolett Snip timesorry for not responding i just dont have the mental capacity to hold a conversation anymore
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@LittleMissLizz Being sweet with each other is sorta all we got right now, so do what you feel.Cannabis & ginger ale is the only healthcare plan for millions
Retweeted by andy, i guess @LittleMissLizz Ok, but why would anyone ruin a bubble bath by trying to have sex in it?

@Bevin716 There it is https://t.co/X0Y9pl1qkk @LittleMissLizz Can we throuple up for that? Cool, thx.When I step on that first crunchy leaf of the season https://t.co/6pP75XdCuD
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PAX Online is in seven days.
#PAXOnline
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@TrystanFalcone This is so beautiful and pure.I should not have said that. https://t.co/1FIlcjb1Lh
Retweeted by andy, i guessWe've been saying it since 1973: Decriminalize sex work.
Retweeted by andy, i guessNo, I'm Spartacus https://t.co/U7M4LXY6xOUnpopular opinion but, people who make fun of jazz music while thinking showtunes are cool are fooling themselves.
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