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Yes, I am as the critics say, a disaster.

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Joined Twitter 9/12/12


“It sucks that whenever we...guys that look like me.. make anything that is genre bending...they put us in the rap… https://t.co/nVJF3H5HaH
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1/27
2020
Y’all ever wake up craving a cannoli? @AbbyMartin Only reason liberals are mad is because Bernie didn't have to compromise to get Rogan's support. Dems h… https://t.co/jeXoXWzPRL
Retweeted by Josh Leon @kaleighjade_ A sausage (usually a hot dog) on a stick that has been coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter and… https://t.co/tE0L70WASVLook, if Bernie were changing his message to win over Joe Rogan that’d be a problem. But that’s not what happened.… https://t.co/PBileXg2el
Retweeted by Josh LeonGetting chased with a knife by your siblings builds character
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1/25
2020
Pull ur weight in relationships! If he pays for your car buy him gum at the gas station. If he pays your rent make… https://t.co/GK69toMd9G
Retweeted by Josh LeonMy mom: where is all your money going???? Me: https://t.co/CXX8tnZJSM
Retweeted by Josh LeonIn one word, what would you like your legacy to be? Trump: “Victory” Bernie: “Compassion” https://t.co/Raz7oLI2OS
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1/24
2020
@CourtneeyLeeAnn I would say Netflix considering they used to mail you your DvD’s and then transformed completely to streamingRandom thought: Could you imagine if Blockbuster was able to adapt to the changing market and went from physical… https://t.co/5teY8ToHxRI asked a producer friend why a gay/lesbian “the bachelorette” isn’t a thing yet & she said the idea has been pitch… https://t.co/xV8S0ox4Ra
Retweeted by Josh LeonDanny Phantom And yes, imma let him hit https://t.co/iXc2bWGaUbSo it's debatable whether the courts would allow it, but it seems plausible that Bernie Sanders, as the 46th Presid… https://t.co/htQI1sx9kQ
Retweeted by Josh Leon @an_jell0000 Your support is unmatchedI’m watching the oven preheat so I can make some veggie spring rolls and I’m really fucking excited about it.I don’t understand why some folks run as if the internet doesn’t exist. Joe Biden helped sell the invasion of Iraq… https://t.co/mt6AzUcDjO
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1/23
2020
imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they don’t know who ned schneebly is
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1/22
2020
When your campaign rally is definitely going well https://t.co/AGI3pnhmDu
Retweeted by Josh LeonDo ya’ll ever find yourselves stuck watching shitty horror films late at night when you can’t sleep? Like, you know… https://t.co/2vraalcW0HDoctor: “what’s your insurance?” Me: “I don’t have any.” Doctor: “I can’t see you then.” Me: “God enough with the purity tests.”
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1/19
2020
@Spilsfairy @AOC That’s my timeline man @Spilsfairy @AOC She will be our first female president.
1/18
2020
@itsbannahbitch To save 5% duhIt's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
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1/17
2020
Don’t be rude! https://t.co/UvecmiaQ8p
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1/14
2020
3 months from now, you will be in a better situation. Claim it.
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1/13
2020
The hallmark channel is where actors go to die*turns on #NetflixCheer just to check it out* Me on episode 4: 5 DAYS TIL DAYTONA AND WE STILL ARENT HITTING THE PYRAMID ALLIE??
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1/12
2020
@tysan11 Lol that’s a festival ticket right thereDoctor: “you may have to get your tonsils removed” Me: “will I still be able to sing like Mariah?”“Without documents and witnesses, they cannot clear the President... I’ll send the Articles when I’m ready.” The S… https://t.co/ZQyOHGWTDh
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1/10
2020
“I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.” ― George McGovern
Retweeted by Josh LeonI put together a short video list of 7 things you should know about Donald Trump and Iran - have a watch and share: https://t.co/ym66p2VPSG
Retweeted by Josh LeonAn Iraqi life is not worth less than an American life, and I can't believe this needs to be said. https://t.co/II2DXgs4h1
Retweeted by Josh LeonUS media has extraordinary power in the coming hours as this President’s decision making is partly/largely based on… https://t.co/eVIs3mIJkZ
Retweeted by Josh LeonLosers of Iran-US war: - 80 million Iranians - 38 million Iraqis - 1,000s US soldiers in region - 300 million US… https://t.co/EYJ2UrJ0hB
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Retweeted by Josh Leon#BREAKING: #Iran IRGC statement: "We warn all allied countries of the US that if attacks are launched from bases in… https://t.co/YCBwEhSSKX
Retweeted by Josh Leon#BREAKING: the regime in Iran says “Revenge has begun” as 9 missiles fall on Ain Assad Air Base in Al-Anbar, Iraq,… https://t.co/Im3BZhlVBa
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1/8
2020
I took a nap and dreamed that I had my own cooking show on the Food Network. I don’t know how to cook but if this i… https://t.co/eJMlEYcJXwSex workers and DJ’s are doing more than celebrities and billionaires to help Australia
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1/7
2020
I can’t stand the sight of this piece of shit because every time I see him I remember that he beat Halle Berry so b… https://t.co/Q47TvmQQYO
Retweeted by Josh LeonIf Julian Castro really represented his constituents, he would have endorsed Bernie Sanders. Instead, he did what p… https://t.co/TlLi8ZcJiT
Retweeted by Josh Leon @mandzew A warm shot or two of Jack honey will clear you right upIn 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.
Retweeted by Josh LeonNo war with Iran.
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1/6
2020
People of Iranian descent — including American citizens & green card holders — are reportedly being detained by CBP… https://t.co/H6qqzyBsp6
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1/5
2020
@Spilsfairy At least you had something to look forward toYou know what? Fuck drunk me. He ate all of the hot Cheetos and put the empty bag back in the pantry.Im still always surprised when drunk me does my full nighttime routine @Spilsfairy People don’t realize that we are witnessing the rise of the greatest president the United States has ev… https://t.co/cwJaHoDJQo @an_jell0000 I love you Jello! @an_jell0000 You’re there for the pizza. I’m there to blackout. We are not the same. @an_jell0000 Ya wanna meet?
1/4
2020
Suleimani has lots of blood on his hands. So did Saddam Hussein. And assassinating him is the single most reckless… https://t.co/hbQ3uSr9no
Retweeted by Josh LeonCoachella announcing their lineup while there are war speculations online https://t.co/GD6MyRrKh9
Retweeted by Josh Leon @wheres_koolss Quit playin like we all haven’t been asking for BassnectarDon't be shocked if Mitch McConnell next week says: "We're not going to put the the commander in chief on trial dur… https://t.co/z3SMTaFmq0
Retweeted by Josh Leon*Buttigieg raises $24.5M from wealthy contributors* Media: Fundraising is EVERYTHING, it shows viability & strengt… https://t.co/9hlv9MAozt
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1/3
2020
Progressives didn’t abandon Pete Buttigieg, Buttigieg abandoned progressive values and policies he previously prete… https://t.co/1npsHXijwY
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1/2
2020
one last time before the decade ends. https://t.co/vx4fBN0GRR
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1/1
2019
@itsbannahbitch pls stop yelling thx
12/31
2019
@DrDooleyMD #MedicareForAll is everyone in and no one out with medical, dental, vision, and mental health coverage.
Retweeted by Josh LeonLaundry chutes are such an interesting concept
12/29
2019
Before there was interviewing celebs in cars... there was Amanda's Jacuzzi #AmandaShow https://t.co/sqB7wdEDyi
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12/28
2019
Your husbands are at Target STRUGGLING
Retweeted by Josh LeonI don’t understand people who capitalize every word in a sentence unnecessarily. Aren’t you exhausted?THIS IS THE KINDA CONTENT I WANNA SEE https://t.co/X0BccEqDgI
Retweeted by Josh LeonI think about this episode often https://t.co/iqN7ll7zlL
12/24
2019
Im not a wrestling fan but I low key want to attend a Wrestlemania, slam over priced beers and get rowdy with die-hard fans.The House cannot choose our impeachment managers until we know what sort of trial the Senate will conduct. Preside… https://t.co/PEfmRYVexD
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12/23
2019
My good side is my left side but my favorite eyebrow is my right one so you can see my dilema. @KaseyGoff14 Well I’m not allowed to go to Arby’s so
12/22
2019
@KaseyGoff14 You were banned from IHOP? @TheAcademy The Texas Chainsaw MassacreAnd, this is still happening. https://t.co/VLes1lm3UK
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12/21
2019
Raise the wage. Legalize marijuana. Make college free. Pass Medicare for All.
Retweeted by Josh LeonIMPEACHED! As the world watched, captivated and bewildered by the lawlessness of this president, they are now able… https://t.co/gngWyoKAkt
Retweeted by Josh LeonMusic will get you through it
Retweeted by Josh LeonTrans women are women. Trans men are men. Non-binary people are non-binary. CC: JK Rowling.
Retweeted by Josh LeonSomeone in their late 20’s has now seen two rigged electoral college presidential elections, an illegal war, the lo… https://t.co/N1HnqASkEi
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12/19
2019
Jessica Simpson yelling. A thread. https://t.co/fuF4nYOa8H
Retweeted by Josh LeonBarack Obama's evolution from symbol of hope & change to regressive defender of the neoliberal consensus has been o… https://t.co/rDl6s8HcsN
Retweeted by Josh Leon @Spilsfairy After all these years...it was you. It was you who flooded the boys bathroomSharting is no fucking joke
12/18
2019
@itsbannahbitch YAS
12/17
2019
gonna tell my kids this is Mount Rushmore. https://t.co/G7SEWklnzn
Retweeted by Josh LeonHonestly, who doesn’t love a good turtleneck?You know trump did make a donation to her campaign and then coincidentally she decided not to prosecute the trump u… https://t.co/Cc1QRRj9bp
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12/15
2019
Here’s your bi-annual reminder that Rihanna walked on the Victoria’s secret runway and gave them their most memorab… https://t.co/KLMQ512gVk
Retweeted by Josh LeonThe songbird of a generation https://t.co/U6HwwUabyQI know your lane sucks sis but pls stay in it
Retweeted by Josh LeonLiterally fucking cannot stand when my goddamned jinglehorse doesn’t pick up it’s stupid-ass feet
Retweeted by Josh LeonWe are witnessing our government institutions — whose independence is vital for the fair functioning of our legal s… https://t.co/ucLNjrlAmo
Retweeted by Josh Leon“When this comes to the Senate, I’m going to treat it as the sham it is.” - @LindseyGrahamSC on Trump impeachment… https://t.co/mynHOixZKh
12/14
2019
Speaking of legislation going unfinished, Mitch McConnell has blocked: -- Gun safety legislation -- Clean energy i… https://t.co/zQrXehoQY6
Retweeted by Josh LeonThis is not a sham impeachment. This is a sitting president recruiting foreign governments to win elections and usi… https://t.co/zAdKvEC7gf
12/13
2019

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