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This is getting silly. 4-3 now and over 20 minutes to go.Great stuff from @LUFC and they’re 4-1 up. There seems a real desire this season not to be on last on @BBCMOTD 👍🏻What do you think @GaryLineker?
Retweeted by Gary LinekerBlimey! 10 goals already on @BBCMOTD tonight and we’re only a game and a half in.Hmmmmm, daft as it was to slide in, I’m not sure how that was a penalty. VAR must have been on a coffee run.A hat-trick for @CalvertLewin14 and he’s now the leading goal-scorer in the Premier League. Been a while since… for the ever improving @CalvertLewin14 from a delightful pass from James. Nice bond they seem to have.Well, this game is making an early claim to be top of the @BBCMOTD running order as Keane makes it 3-2. I can alrea… pearler from Pereira and it’s 2-2.Rodriguez. James Rodriguez scores his first goal for @Everton 👏🏻🙌🏻 Kid can play.’m unqualified and admittedly clueless on the best way to deal with this (we all are), but have wondered for some…"The country’s become increasingly more divided. Everything’s more extreme, everything’s way to the right or way to…
Retweeted by Gary Lineker @BeardedGenius Without injuries he would have been the best Ronaldo. @cox_tom @mattforde That’s their problem right there. When you bury Kings under car parks, you gotta go down not up. @cox_tom @mattforde Think the pay and bury car parks are a tad cheaper in Leicester. 👍🏻
@garbosj No, it’s a world full of made up nonsense.Tough start to the season for @FCBayernEN who didn’t score a single goal in the last 5 minutes of their 8 nil openi… @AndrewBloch 🤣Announcement needs to be imminent if he’s to get 18 holes in before dark. @draper_rob Indeed.Twitter in 4 minutes. act from a truly high class footballer. Superb and important signing for @LFC. I presume it’s Liverpool, if n… 🤣🤣 @jcorrigangolf Unless it’s you, of course.A fact: if you read rumours that your club are interested in signing a player, and the purported transfer doesn’t h… clear that both @GarethBale11 and @Thiago6 are both coming to the Premier League. Great news for both Spurs a…
Relax. Spurs never let you down. @originprojects @AlexScott Because I’d seen a helluva lot of negative, nasty tweets.Credit it where it’s due: Jacob Rees-Mogg has great bants. @GrantWahl Very sorry to hear that, Grant. Condolences.There are some clever folk around 🤣🤣
Credit where it’s due: that is an incredible victory for Australia. Stunning batting from Carey and Maxwell. Great game of cricket. 👏🏻👏🏻What a game of cricket this is.If only Messi wasn’t so one-footed. tried to hit @root66 again but missed. 👊🏻The 71% are correct. Only @walkers_crisps though.’s not his own. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @CAA_Official Fingers crossed 🤞🏻 @CAA_Official Yep, poor decision from Howard, but I would say that. @CAA_Official 👍🏻 @CAA_Official Cheers. You could reword that slightly to ”I’ve never forgiven Everton for telling him we’ve accepted an offer to sell you.”
@MartinDaubney So pleased it annoys you. Thank you for not disappointing. 👍🏻 @Ramon_Vega71 @BBCSport Thanks Ramon @toadmeister Love your bitterness. Makes it so much more satisfying. Cheers. 👍🏻 @IanWright0 @BBCSport Cheers matey 🤗 @charlotteukcity @BBCSport Thank youOn a serious note: absolutely delighted to continue working with the brilliant people at @BBCSport for another 5 years.Not true, but hey-ho. BBC recognise that I tweet carefully and will continue to do so. @BBCDanielS More careful? I’m always careful. 👍🏻You’ll manage. 👍🏻 dear. Thoughts are with the haters at this difficult time. @squeezyjohn @mrjamesob 🤷🏼‍♂️ @martynziegler I actually googled to check and it said grouses but 🤷🏼‍♂️Lovely day to mingle and murder some grouses.
What an achievement. Well played young man. 👏🏻👏🏻 75th birthday to Martin Tyler. Still as sharp, accurate and as brilliant a commentator as he always has been. And He’s Alive. 👏🏻👏🏻 @RedSupremeMUFC Was just thinking the same thing.Werner looks sharp and keen to get on the scoresheet. Shooting from everywhere. Love that, although there’s no i in Timo.....oh. @Seggitorial @ScotlandNT 👍🏻 @tonylewis92 @England 🤣🤣🤣If you could only play right backs in international football, @England might actually win something.Woah...what a hit from @reecejames_24. Sensational goal. #BHACHETrossard hits it well ‘ard and it’s 1-1. #BRICHECould’ve been curtains for Kurt’s cojones. @NigelDowey @englandcricket If you don’t want to know the result then I’d advise not to go on social media. 👍🏻
@reid6peter @englandcricket @Everton @SpursOfficial Couldn’t lose with that game.Cracking victory for @englandcricket and a men of the match performance from the Currans. 👏🏻👏🏻 @RealGaryWebster @NormanWhiteside @England 🤣🤣 @RealGaryWebster @stevewraith @AndyTCarroll Delete.Hey @IanWright0 @alanshearer our boys are 1st, 2nd & 3rd.Hard to see any team finishing above @LCFC this season. 🤪It’s..... @vardy7 opening his account.Bit of Belgian bliss. Castagne scores on his debut for @LCFC 👏🏻👏🏻
The @BBCMOTD running order: 👇🏻 🤣 electric @MoSalah becomes the first player in Premier League history to score an opening day hat-trick in September.They do know how to win do @LFC. Cracking game of football.💯’s 3-3 as @LUFC Klich again. They’re going to be really great to watch this season.Football is so boring behind closed doors. Have a feeling this game might be on first on @BBCMOTDBlimey, it’s 2-2. Virgil on the ridiculous.Koch blocked and @VirgilvDijk scores.What an absolutely brilliant goal by Jack Harrison and @LUFC are level. Great start to this game.Well that didn’t take long. An early Koch-up and @LFC lead. @WestwoodLee 🤦🏻‍♂️Will(y) Smallbone has been pulled off. A little hard on him.Now that’s how VAR should work. The referee himself corrects his clear and obvious error by checking the pitch side monitor.Arsenal win the opening Premier League game of the season behind cottage doors.Arsenal 2 up against Fulham and this is now a top versus bottom clash.👏🏻👏🏻 back, we back, we back 🎶🎶 @GaryLineker @alanshearer @BBCMOTD 😂😂😂😂
Retweeted by Gary LinekerIt’s a Saturday in the middle of September so that must mean it’s the opening day of the Premier League season.…
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Retweeted by Gary Lineker🤣🤣🤣 Well played @rioferdy5 👏🏻
I don’t believe the suspect is a refugee. @Russ10784945 I do help them as well. I’m sure you do your bit too. 👍🏻 @MartinDaubney Still only applies to those in news and current affairs. Keep up, please.