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@VirtualDC @terrycrews @AGT He should run for the hills!!! @jalorensen Not working for me (or him!!)
8/20
2020
@Stephen_Gross23 @LaurenMorlando Maybe he has a weak bladder.🤣🤣
8/3
2020
@johntuckerlover “Be afwaid, be vewy afwaid!” -Elmer Fudd
8/1
2020
@KellyClarksonTV I’m nearly 75 years old and I like hip hop. Many times, black people asked me if I knew who was si… https://t.co/Vx2hrWyhLG
6/26
2020
@_mimic_octopus Luckily, I had Fox coverage on dvr. I had to switch to that to see the actual launch. @violetscrawley He tried to slip that one past us, didn’t he! @_MattBrown I caught that. Very nonchalant. @JournalistRuud @nativega82 @CNN Well, you would have missed it!!! Luckily, I had Fox on dvr so that I could see what actually happened!!!
5/30
2020
@OrlandoPcomedy @JamarNeighbors Toss of the coin.
5/12
2020
@jha_yatendra @Fact And no one misses it.
5/10
2020
@JamarNeighbors I’ll take a Patty Melt. With chips, please. @TheSlySoul She’s hooked!!! @realtvdumpstr No joke!! Surely a half way intelligent person would have looked into that prior to leaving the US.… https://t.co/9RaZSuaDrM @LGM777 I would have at least asked if a fax was acceptable. @brendonwalsh Bill Murray.
5/4
2020
@JamarNeighbors Well, that and French Fries. And, oh yeah, French Onion soup. @JamarNeighbors France. Every morning.
5/3
2020
@TheTedAllen @toddbarry @chelseaperetti @EugeneMirman Ted, they need a fourth. I’ll be glad to jump in there. I’ll wax these jokesters!!!
4/29
2020
@brendonwalsh Have you tried Preparation H?? It works wonders!!! @MoriaMarmalade @atomly @12357Prime @brendonwalsh Exactly!!!
4/27
2020
@toddbarry You’ve never lettuce down!!
4/25
2020
@Jextoxic1 @jazzypharmd @brian_schnee @USDA Simple question. @brendonwalsh @thebeatles @PaulMcCartney @ringostarrmusic @johnlegend @BrunoMars @shakira That’s a great line up bu… https://t.co/IjNqThuj8F @KevinMoran44 @michaeljmasarof @toddbarry But I thought that Brendon Walsh stole the show!’
4/23
2020
@BarackObama Go back to sleep.
4/21
2020
@icedteeee Take him to the US.
4/20
2020
@theconradical My Three Sims.
4/17
2020
@redheadheidi @JamarNeighbors If he’s not available, you can call DMX. @JamarNeighbors It was me. Payment for your fabulous tweets. @JamarNeighbors That stuff is spiked!!! @brendonwalsh Take your private jet to South Carolina and we’ll go clubbing. Everything is open here.
4/16
2020
@JamarNeighbors Like! @JamarNeighbors Did they also call you Slim??
4/14
2020
@trevor_walsh Yer dad!! @brendonwalsh @duncantrussell @brendonwalsh, do you have a few written reprimands in your files?? Otherwise,… https://t.co/K18GMfQBqp @SCteej @brendonwalsh @WhiteClaw He has a history of doing that. @toddbarry @ElvisCostello I choose to use “This House is Empty Now,” from the Painted with Memory album with Burt B… https://t.co/A2LxpNufDI
4/10
2020
@normmacdonald Doesn’t anyone get the joke????
4/7
2020
@thebigesh @toddbarry Tweet o’ the day!!! @BarbieDaBeast1 @JustMe94253502 @myaltacct2019 @QasimRashid Oh, after reading your comment, I was talking to you, too!!! @BarbieDaBeast1 @JustMe94253502 @myaltacct2019 @QasimRashid Wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to the guy that sa… https://t.co/VnpeUuZqgt @JustMe94253502 @BarbieDaBeast1 @myaltacct2019 @QasimRashid Leave now, before it’s too late!!!
4/5
2020
@rainyday80 @myaltacct2019 @QasimRashid That’s not true. @myaltacct2019 @QasimRashid Keep your nose out of our business. I lived in Canada for almost two years. Nothing muc… https://t.co/QOgoRUai2N @BarbieDaBeast1 @JustMe94253502 @myaltacct2019 @QasimRashid I hope you are able to leave soon to get out of this horrible country.
4/4
2020
@kenjeong It’s Bow Wow, Ken!!!
4/2
2020
@Remember_Sarah Just like Trump!!!!
3/31
2020
@ahamedweinberg @brendonwalsh Ever!! @llIIIlllllIII Zzzzzzzzz @ArelMcgee @brendonwalsh By the way, tweet of the week!!! @ArelMcgee @brendonwalsh Oh, you’re in for a long ban from the @brendonwalsh Twitter forum.
3/30
2020
@brendonwalsh As always and in so many ways, @brendonwalsh is ahead of his time!! On Thursday, you will all agree with me. @LowesFoods Don’t try this with soft boiled eggs!!! @lawgirl302 @LowesFoods Who’s got 15 minutes??Eminem!! @Education4Libs @KashJackson2018 What new study?? @KashJackson2018 @youloveclarissa @BernieSanders @Instacart Where did you hear that? @bgkittrell @brendonwalsh Or Tameron Hall!! @mikewiebe @brendonwalsh He still owes Conan $15 million. Pay up, bum!!
3/29
2020
@geekysteved Love them!! Do they deliver??? @brendonwalsh Was his pseudonym “Jack Daniels”?? @Tricky003 @brendonwalsh Rut roh!!! @toddbarry They may have died!!!! Call the cops!!! @theconradical The first symptom is not knowing what the symptoms are.
3/28
2020
@theconradical You have heartburn because you have to live with @brendonwalsh.
3/26
2020
@john_funderburk @ChidiNwatu @senatemajldr To whom are you referring??? @blog_boyz @ChidiNwatu @senatemajldr Cooperations employ Americans!!!! @HolmesRobert21 @ScottPresler @senatemajldr Do you understand what us being proposed???!
3/23
2020
#PaulNewman is dead?!?!! By the way, what’s the latest on the Hindenburg???
3/22
2020
@brendonwalsh That looks like your handwriting!!! @stoltergeist @revolutoon @brendonwalsh You’ll be getting that CoronaVirus money soon!!! Until it arrives, you migh… https://t.co/rSM51f2Jrw @revolutoon @brendonwalsh Abraham Lincoln is on a penny. You have to say, “My friend, Ben Franklin, is asking.” @festermizzle @brendonwalsh There’s a limit of two salamis!!!
3/21
2020
#maskedsinger https://t.co/FqPjGVFQoSI think they give the panel hints or clues. They’re not that smart!!
3/19
2020
@brendonwalsh When this drops, will there be a two unit limit, like with toilet paper??
3/18
2020
While Americans are being vigilant with social distancing, our medical professionals are fighting on the front line… https://t.co/eEosbsMB1n
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3/16
2020
@isis_likes_dick @jjv124 @FredTJoseph @BernieSanders You didn’t understand the tone of my post. I, too, would rathe… https://t.co/YJyeZvxTOc @but_rly_tho @BernieSanders That means I pay for yours. @jjv124 @FredTJoseph @BernieSanders Free meaning I have to pay for it since I pay a lot of federal tax.
3/9
2020
@theconradical @theconradical Thank you, BA, for liking my reply to your post! @theconradical According to #MSNBC and Brian Williams, 500 million people have the virus!! At least, I think that’s what he said.
3/8
2020
@RJPilkington @skip_yoder @Mikey2woToes @aaronjmate Tweet if the day!!!
3/6
2020
@ScottAukerman In his contract, he isn’t obligated to do all those David Lee Roth kicks. @ScottAukerman Tony Bennett has signed on!!
3/4
2020
@LiveKellyRyan Why did Kelly wear her robe to work today?? @NBCNews Who’s going to point out all the kerfuffles now?
3/2
2020
@Neurotronic2 @yesthatCarlo @BernieSanders Joe is going to be your candidate. Sorry. @JRehling @JayVeganManNot @BernieSanders @gilzelle And that’s just the Democrats! @toddbarry “Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants” - Stevie Wonder
3/1
2020
@toddbarry TB, you’ve got to stop buying up the tickets for your own show to make sales look strong. It’s not a good profit strategy.
2/28
2020
@toddbarry Some of the finer department stores have these new fangled devices called “razors.” You might want to p… https://t.co/51iwqjprJp @brendonwalsh @theconradical Bambi
2/22
2020
@yomomlicksbutt @jessicadiane198 @chrislake What??! @efhmc1942 @brycetache @BlueAmerica10 I’m an old white guy. Why do you want to discriminate against me?? @suelegal @Steamboater @brycetache If she tries and my retirement account takes a big dive, I will need all that fr… https://t.co/xJqJYzfLUc @brandic7464 You’re so lucky!!! Get there early!!
2/21
2020
@MemphisVeryOwn_ How could anyone like to see the stock market go down? My retirement IRA ( and millions of others… https://t.co/0g2mldALfN @joshnudelman I think he’s had a hair cut; that’s the problem!!!
2/20
2020

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