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Gary Whitta @garywhitta San Francisco, CA

Screenwriter, author, talk show host. Rogue One, The Book of Eli, Star Wars Rebels, The Walking Dead, and other stuff. Enquiries:

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Joined Twitter 4/28/08

@shannonwoodward Pizza pizza!
TONIGHT 7pm PT! Among Us with @feliciaday and @theguild! it GTAV the second best selling game of all time and they can’t even fix all the security issues for online pla…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @LindseyGrahamSC SELENA @GameSack @madmankevin_ We may consider it. @Bizsnes @RockstarGames @DeejayKnight FYI we were playing friends/invite only games last night and still got raided by hackers.LIVE NOW! Back to Los Santos. that, hackers still invaded it and griefed us before kicking us out of the game altogether. to play some GTA Online with some friends and the game itself is a blast but was totally ruined by the most t… NOW! Adventures in criming.
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @michaelpachter 4.5earthquake tweetLIVE NOW! Adventures in criming. is all packed up and ready to go #janeygodleyvoiceover
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LIVE NOW! fail guys and maybe food? @SteveMightSay I’ve already told them that I won’t attend if the situation isn’t safe by then. Frankly I doubt it w… @itmeJP Really can’t wait to see the booking photos on this one.I love @YouTube and put a music video on there the other day... how can this be happening? I don’t want my fans or…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaWe're gonna white-knuckle this one right to the end
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Retweeted by Gary WhittaBaked Alaska’s plan to livestream his crimes is not going great
Retweeted by Gary WhittaLiterally asking to speak to the manager. struggling to comprehend the level of stupidity and privilege necessary to make this photograph possible. The… @patrickklepek @imranzomg This.Apropos of nothing whatsoever, Hitler moved into his bunker, the Führerbunker, 76 years ago today.
Retweeted by Gary WhittaI still remember walking into the computer shop I frequented in Walthamstow when I was a kid and hearing that speec… @SecPompeo Kayleigh McEnany tries to slither out in quiet shame, let's remember one of her early hits, in which she uses…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaCould Indiana Jones be an Xbox exclusive? We discussed that and much more this week on Xcast! YouTube:…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @kayleighmcenany guy posting crazy threats on parler has been arrested. Remember the "Colonel"? Well he wasn't a colonel. In fac…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta“His career average approval rating is the lowest for any president in modern polling, back to 1939, and he is the…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaI can say with 100% confidence I didn’t give any Capitol tours to anyone last week. Any Republicans out there who…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @MuseZack I imagine it’s a bit of both. There’s an underground station, handily called Richmond, on the District Line. @MuseZack It’s quite fancy and upscale, very picturesque, runs along the river so lots of really nice pubs and views along the bank.This is what a patriot looks like.
Retweeted by Gary Whitta“If it wasn’t my job I would do it for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrectio…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaYOU LOVE TO SEE IT @DannyTRS @JGDillard I spend a lot of time thinking about how they get some of those shots. @DWUhlfelderLaw @Loews_Hotels @HawleyMO were sad that trump didn’t have a dog but maybe that’s what the mypillow guy is
Retweeted by Gary WhittaFall Guys with @nickervision and @Friskkmkay! Pillow
Retweeted by Gary WhittaThis is a frightened, broken loser and every Republican who supported him should think about the damage done to Ame…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @RepMoBrooks @BedBathBeyond -- I'm not coming back to your store until you stop selling "MyPillow", made by a dangerous anti…
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Just to put a finer point on it: a week after an insurrection incited by lies about the election, the WH is still i…
Retweeted by Gary Whittasounds like it wasn’t ... well regulated
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @ijustine Oh my kid is going to LOVE this.Look at this — hints that even now, Trump people have not stopped plotting against our democracy:
Retweeted by Gary WhittaThoughts and prayers. Here's the @JoeBiden-@KamalaHarris vaccination plan.
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @SenTuberville Trump and Jared Kushner flush their reputations down the toilet @RadioFreeTom So you DO have musical taste. @josephjuson Well, we have Sheffield United this weekend. We can’t fuck THAT up! Right?THREAD OF CONVICTION @NoelClarke @TheGNShow @grahnort @alfreddunhill I’m sure Animal Talking was a great rehearsal for this!I am exceedingly livid that I reported this asshole to the USCP on 12/14 for carrying a weapon on Capitol Grounds a…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @ijustine PREACHThe @Kasparov63 of checkers making big moves! ain't playing around.
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @josephjuson Hmmmmm.If there were anything like justice in this country, Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz would be removed from office at the v…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @wedgewu @dudettecolette AULANI YES @SenHawleyPress @SenHawleyPress it started. How it’s going.
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @josephjuson This is really all I’ve ever wanted.Yesssssssss @kayleighmcenany the fuck was this legal?
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One zinger of a headline: “The Guy Who Flew a Confederate Flag in the Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered” - VICE
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @RepAndyBiggsAZ Interesting that you don’t actually challenge this on the merits. Because you know it’s true.That Lincoln bust being carried away had better not belong to the permanent White House collection:
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @AriFleischer You’re a disgrace. It’s time to sit down and shut up. You enabled a fascist tyrant for YEARS. How are you not deeply ashamed? @seriouslyclara Well hello there. @neal_katyal Maybe he’ll just take an existing one and fill in the blanks like a Mad Libs.lolololololol @rodneyrothman @ILMVFX I feel like @tvaziri could nail this.Was reminded today of 1917, which I think was the last movie I saw on the big screen before the end times and I’m s… @ASTROGaming !!!!! @RianaTweetsNow Sorry I’ve been on a cooking roll lately!yesssssssss police officer Eugene Goodman is rightfully being hailed as a hero after singlehandedly holding back rioter…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaJust picked up Battlefront II on the Epic Games Store, it’s free until Jan 21. Interested to jump back in and see h… @jasonzada Nah, it’s a mix :)i get that this is a daily show bit but my god some of these are so incriminating in hindsight
Retweeted by Gary WhittaMade Loco Moco for breakfast, a Hawaiian classic! person I’ll be really glad to never see or hear from again is Peter fucking Navarro. the White House is just going to continue to tell the election lies that motivated Trump fans to riot and left f…
Retweeted by Gary Whitta @hannahsl0an @shoutingatair @DrLisaCorrigan Yeah I’d watch that.A week ago MAGA terrorists, incited by Trump, his son, his lawyer, and months of lies by far too many folks in the…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaEspecially white Americans don’t like to hear it, but we got to the “coup” stage of fascism because we didn’t impea…
Retweeted by Gary WhittaFUUUUUCK FACEBOOK @andmichaelgreen Isn’t he under indictment for fraud?