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Norther Benjamin, Postgender Aspie. Cartoonist, Balloonist, & Dedicated Akhenaten Geek, Waiting for the Mothership to Take My Ass Back To Space ❤️@jellykitsch❤️

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Joined Twitter 12/6/15


@siIenthiII4 HUGE FAN
6/16
2019
Once again Idk if anyone's awake rn but here's a back in group strip https://t.co/2d2bPMh3hG
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Riphopefully one day ill make another strip that gets this many retweets ;_;
6/15
2019
@jellykitsch https://t.co/PMCRNAevVq
6/13
2019
WHY ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE SO DISHONEST TO THEIR PARTNER ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING GDHSHWV https://t.co/EUhISl1b7bI got 10 bras for $5PUT CONCKER IN SMASH!!!! PUT!!!!!!!!! CONCKER!!!!!!!!! IN!!!!!!!!!! SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @odogarons fLMAOOOOOOO I JUST GOT LIKE $60 WORTH OF SPORTS BRAS IN MY SIZE AT DOLLAR TREECancel all student debt right fucking now https://t.co/543VvwwFqp
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6/12
2019
@Voltergeists It needs to dominate the shorter shoppers to keep us in our placeImagine being outside while just absolutely Tripping Balls and seeing this giant Jesus balloon floating across the… https://t.co/i0YcOahnrR @Voltergeists THAT ONE IS EVEN WORSE BC IT HAS A MOUTH DHDHHSBDUSJDBJWBDHDHWBJDHDHE AAAAAAAAAAA
6/11
2019
(Squints) hey man where the h*ck is the pan I need to bake my lunch @odogarons This generation is so good in like so many ways. Gen Z is seriously like so hilarious and talented in ge… https://t.co/YCvBEAXrie @nynkenymaane THIS IS SUCH A GOOD LOOKI have to leave for work in 2 hours and.... passionately just.....................,,;;::,,..,..........dobt wanna @ophio_cordyceps (Pic of Noah on a clickbait ad) Dermatologists HATE Him!! @ophio_cordyceps Noah and his family were all about 900-some-odd years old at the time of the flood, many of the ea… https://t.co/ssee6XM0i0*Re-Hangs my command hook at the laundromat and then turns around to stare deadpan into the security camera for ten… https://t.co/RHSlOhUZSA
6/10
2019
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Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Ripim a balloon twister now get your sandwiches somehwre else
6/9
2019
My headcanon is, "Smurfs travel through the region, seeking out dead or dying plants & animals to assist in the pro… https://t.co/yNrFegrPZ3
6/8
2019
Headcanon: Smurfs travel through the region, seeking out dead or dying plants and animals to assist in the process… https://t.co/C9fuzsBXm5
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipIs it bad that the whole time i was looking at this thing that in my head i was like "its a DECEPTION CYBER i wobde… https://t.co/8o0cRrdFo6 @scuttlingvoid I'm gonna guess either facial recognition or mopping up messes? I tried not to get to close to it bu… https://t.co/EDItQYMD19I've always wondered if the speed can be adjusted on those Acorn Stair Lifts. Just like, Launch Grandma up the stairshttps://t.co/UN9ISXRaS6look at this horrifying autonomous googly eye robot that was in stop and shop https://t.co/g5j1xW2NGkGOD i got a little fidget spinner from a capsule prize machine instead of the bootleg spongebob figurine i was hopi… https://t.co/lPG2Cminre @verminkin top three constellations top three prehistoric animals top three types of legumeWill then IMMEDIATELY file the paperwork for a name change as soon as I have it 👀 @jellykitsch ooohhh shit i forgot about Pit somehow, who was once my own main 🤔🤔🤔 he probably used to main pit but… https://t.co/7OeOw96De2I cant afford cableMaura mains either wario or luigi and orchid mains Ike wAIT WHAT IF CB STARTED MAINING MARTH SPECIFICALLY BC ORCHID MAINS IKEO shit wait i forgot isabelle is in smash. CB mains isabelle 100% and probably smuggled a figurine of her into the… https://t.co/1JcPHiwTPHHmmm........ Captain Bible probably mains either peach or luna in smashwhys nintendo on this list https://t.co/gYtgIZNxMNHmmm..... 🤔 https://t.co/G8dbAvGF8C*boots up my computer and pulls up the text document just so i can read it again even though i p much knoe it word for word at this point*probably even more honestly now that ive got all this fan lore plus that text document i found in the game director… https://t.co/j1eEzdKHUoNext month this particular special interest will hit the solid one year mark, and i still like the game exactly as… https://t.co/CzFqjbwuUr @ickeygooey You should receive a soggy envelope in about 3-5 business daysppl getting all pissy bc they think the fact that i like CB so much is ""cringe"" like binch u WISH u could feel th… https://t.co/Xi5nPugygosometimes we are so vigilant as to NOT receive rejection that we can avoid social interaction entirely, as we antic… https://t.co/wE9eNPLP5A
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipLrt :Doh to be an obscure side character intensely loved by a dedicated fanartist with all the time in the world
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip @tucsonfog AAAA CONGRATS!!! the titys have finally been released back into the wild
6/7
2019
(JUST STANDING IN THE KITCHEN LOOKING AT THIS FROM HOW PLEASED I AM) It really just ties the while kitchen togetherFinally decided what to use this really nice picture frame for, it is hanging over the kitchen table https://t.co/7sF6RGExdw @Bethisacupcake Pretty good! Im going in on Saturday to try it out and see the store and all that so they an make a final decision
6/6
2019
@kit_spin THAT LOOKS SO GOODInterviewer: what do you know about balloons Me: dotn pop em *i am hired and promoted to the new balloon lord*Got an interview with a balloon arrangement company in 30 minutes, wish me luck ✨🎈https://t.co/RtHbsVeDAg
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipT W I T T E R https://t.co/6Ko2Ow8RDJ
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip @scuttlingvoid AAA CONGRATS!!! You deserve it!!! ✨✨✨
6/5
2019
I'm never getting over this https://t.co/G32Uky8zgZ
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip @scuttlingvoid Griffin looks gigantic in this pic from the angle dhhdhsj im love himLuke: who’s paying for dinner? Peter: Jesus will pay for our dins Jesus: wtf I paid for the last supper Judas: I got your back *winks*
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip @scuttlingvoid HELL YEAH!!! @Maolfunction @FoldableHuman Was thinking the same thing, poeple dont realize that nobody just decides one day that… https://t.co/P9JcEQc8xnfirst and foremost; rejection sensitive dysphoria (rsd) is an extremely common occurrence in adhd and is characteri… https://t.co/PQKQYo4ifv
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipTrain your children, PLEASE. 1. Officer am I free to go? 2. If they say NO, then you are UNDER ARREST. 3. Name, I w… https://t.co/UoWZMY4Xnu
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipI just wanted everyone to know that @GayboyPocket knows how to ride a unicycle and how to make balloon animals and… https://t.co/rBAMVVuxhv
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip @CaptainGrizzlie Already got one to the side for you 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 @jellykitsch (Aggressively juggles at you)
6/4
2019
Also i made bunch of pride ribbons to give to customers at my shift at the deli today 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 these sa… https://t.co/5VwOCVeXj9 @subentity HELL YEAH @subentity Oooo ill have to try that program, is there a free version?I'm gonna be disowned by my dad side of the family for being trans this month anyway, so I put a lil pride sticker… https://t.co/G9s1uzorOD @subentity God i just love your art style so so much
6/3
2019
This is the energy we are taking into Pride month https://t.co/2xh9ER94KV
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipLRT GOD THAT IS SUCH AN ANIMATION GOALThe animation in first season of The Simpsons is very different and unique! https://t.co/HZBVyZ1cIG
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong RipJesus didn't die just so some imbecile could remove my command hook from the wall of the laudromat https://t.co/UCbKE14tXyGOD IS GAY! GOD IS GAY ! GOD IS GAY! GOD IS GAY !! GOD IS GAY! GOD IS GAY ! GOD IS GAY… https://t.co/SUxGGeKZ1E
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Ripgirls dont like it when you call them “little buddy” like skipper did to gilligan, even if they are much smaller th… https://t.co/Ji2hJk5E2i
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6/2
2019
Three hours of my shift down, only 9 more to go. pray for my assIf you prefer not to see the algorithm tweets, replies and likes from strangers on your main Twitter feed, muting t… https://t.co/3YMsFtv140
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6/1
2019
i just won the most important ebay auction of my life https://t.co/g37UZogXcJ
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip"WHY DOESNT IT SAY [DEADNAME]????" "Well, you see, dad- im trans" "WHY DOES IT HAVE THE LAST NAME 'ELKSON'?????"… https://t.co/9CWpQvdAHRHOOOOOOO DAD JUST TEXTED ME DEMANDING MY DIPLOMAS WHEN THEY COME IN THE MAIL SO HE CAN FRAME THEM........ I AM NOT… https://t.co/uL5wnkfZOeAbout to assassinate the emperor of the deli empire https://t.co/qUd3jWbu39 @jellykitsch Im sorry :(
5/31
2019
AWHAT YEAR IS IT https://t.co/1OoZ0lin7j
5/30
2019
When you find an extra tube of flex seal caulk in your car trunk https://t.co/cktT8mTZaSit’s called Catholicism https://t.co/zHroZCWhpa
Retweeted by Captain Bible In The Midst of A Huge Holy Bong Rip @scuttlingvoid AAA CONGRATS!!!! @8bitgengar Just another manic (checks notes) tuesdayI go by either Norther or Ben (he/him), I'm queer, trans, & do #LGBTcosplay ! I only have pics of a Pit cosplay fro… https://t.co/s8jvGmEktL
5/29
2019
@subentity I LOVE HIM
5/28
2019
@retrovirus666 THANK YOU!!! ^_^just one more for the day i promise, srry again!! https://t.co/s7VmaAZEz1Whoops, gotta try this one again, srry for the spam egjcgyunqrkau https://t.co/fwk4ADY7bNjust putting this here cuz i need a link for it https://t.co/Hn84a3wifk @threenoteoddity HELL YEAHLowering to $30!! gotta get them dollars 💵 https://t.co/qUUmbkG0EL
5/27
2019

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