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Norther Benjamin, Postgender Aspie. Cartoonist, Balloonist, & Huge Captain Bible Fan, Waiting for the Mothership to Take My Ass Back To Space ❤️@jellykitsch❤️

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there's a vending machine in this bar where for $3 you can buy a butterfinger, a condom, and a single cigarette sco… https://t.co/WKaAVvqP6N
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionFINALLY done with the balloon part of this, tomorrow I'll put the ivy around it and hopefully the client will love… https://t.co/os6zLZTVrNBout to deliver a huge order I put together myself, wish us luck that the customer will like it :0there’s no such thing as ‘too late,’ but there are a whole lot of people who are effectively freed from accountabil… https://t.co/BAMiPfJWGb
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionI’ve been saying for years that climate denialism would pivot hard into climate nihilism once things were too prono… https://t.co/PU2D3xeSgL
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionI have to get back to the big order I'm working on but AAAAAAAAAAA look at these Pokéballs. They are perfectly sphe… https://t.co/sZMf786bOPuuuuuuAAAAAAHHHHHHHH this balloon makes me so unbelievably happy to look at u dont understandMe: (inflates a new pokéball balloon we got in the mail) Me: (LITERALLY JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH EXCITEMENT AFTER I… https://t.co/hWL0nk2IDjNOOOOO i ate my entire week's supply of cup boodles yesterday and forgot to bring a lunch so now I am hongry 😖 @TheNecroPunk Ah God I feel like I do this like constantly when dissociating, usually when its like... nobody is re… https://t.co/YZ3Ej99Bwi
8/24
2019
theres no leaning tower of pisa emojii am making anchovie 🅱️Izza tonight becausw theres a God somewhere that wants me to eat the ancho🅱️ie 🗼“I know I drive some people crazy with what seems to be ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked out for me.”… https://t.co/144NKSoFXh
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionSTOP PITTING VIDEO GAMES AGAINST EACH OTHER!!! • Super Smash Brothers • BOTW • Fortnite • Red Dead Redemption… https://t.co/maWfplnCy5 @Cordial_Lump Thanks!!! (PS: As for thw DMs you sent to my other account, i plan on answering them as soon as I get home from work later) :0 @liminaljustice (Just found the thread pretty easily- and yeah, there's no Klingon word for "peacemaker". If anythi… https://t.co/LPXv72N1M4 @liminaljustice @50megatonFbomb @RobDenBleyker (2/2) There was a really cool reddit thread discussing the parallels… https://t.co/3WvW5OI62H @liminaljustice @50megatonFbomb @RobDenBleyker (1/2) Worf as a Klingon TNG character & how Klingon language/culture… https://t.co/JWo5MZAdfS @retrovirus666 I do !!! @liminaljustice @50megatonFbomb @RobDenBleyker *benjamin. Dang clumsy hands today @liminaljustice @50megatonFbomb @RobDenBleyker Bengamin Whorf was an actual linguist in real life, I'm not referrin… https://t.co/kamMJsDX6C @liminaljustice @50megatonFbomb @RobDenBleyker Unrelated to main tweet, but I gotta say: linguistically, German see… https://t.co/lJEYDzAqolMeanwhile, another woman just got pissed at me and was totally floored when i told her that because she missed her… https://t.co/qtIlzlD7MLAlso important to note that i made a special exception for her for one of the appointments and stayed at the store… https://t.co/WJHGzd0nuJA woman who missed both her consultation appointments (no call no show) and waited until the day before to call in… https://t.co/3NRKUDnJY1Say hello to Cindy, our store Gothtopus! https://t.co/oldILtyoBD
8/23
2019
I was worried about a color pallet that a client chose for her balloon columns but now that I'm assembling it and s… https://t.co/IeIcZjhtwP
8/22
2019
@Voltergeists Sounds like the name of the newest Betty Spaghetti doll. We'd like you to meet Linda Lool @puppetmotel That something to have two shots of vodka for @puppetmotel w. what theShit man all I want to do is call the customer to make sure she's still coming to her consultation, not engage her… https://t.co/ADCiJstFoKGonna continue a 50% off sale with my commissions too! All commissions will be half priced until the end of August… https://t.co/1qeDb0FpvJ
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Edition @kit_spin They need to be cooked up into a Succulent Feast and eaten, its the ultimate Iron Chef Secret Ingredient @jellykitsch https://t.co/ChMprA2x8c @jellykitsch ME ????Me: (MISSES KIT ALREADY)Update: Bread came out amazingIm GAYAlso baking some fresh bread for me and my sweetie to enjoy, folksMaking some special $20 adopts that will in fact be $20 each, folks
8/21
2019
@scuttlingvoid I ALMOST USED THIS EXACT IMAGE FHSIGDWJ @lesserstranger @leiopythonidae Thats honestly the best bet imo like trying to Discuss this or even anything else w… https://t.co/QidVOoDMch @Cordial_Lump she had a blue vest on it that said "LAUNDRY SPECIALIST" and she told me to come back in a couple hou… https://t.co/DZMLvFfFqk @lesserstranger @leiopythonidae Yeah no dw ur not overreacting at all, tbh you may want to like. see if itd be poss… https://t.co/pfRtHMal7cit’s Halloween in 74 days 👽🤡🤠👻 https://t.co/CsFHTRfjAO
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Edition @leiopythonidae @lesserstranger Tbh i agree, like if u'd been seeing hom for years then MAYBE in certain circumstan… https://t.co/urxvNej8ttSomeone at the laundromat left a tube of lipstick in the drier and it got ALL OVER our pillows and the lady working… https://t.co/u31TcYgWFy @scuttlingvoid https://t.co/M0Rq2yY3vQPlease don't start abusing adderall just to get everything done on time. It may get you great results for the first… https://t.co/m4QaSP9O09(DELIVERS A SWIFT KICK TO THE SEAT OF MY OWN PANTS TO GET MYSELF INTO THE GD SHOWER ALREADY)Mayhaps i shall........... dwaw the captainI have the day off today and the only things I like really have to do are go to the laundromat and get a few things… https://t.co/l6OdLtvnAq @jellykitsch binch
8/20
2019
The government should not be executing people. This is a moral and practical failure that desperately needs to end. https://t.co/KNQkQmIO5R
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionAnother beautiful day in Connecticut ❤️ It took us about 30 seconds to get from the store back to car https://t.co/NrY0jWjByR @jellykitsch Ur ga y
8/19
2019
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8/18
2019
@scuttlingvoid I wuv him @jellykitsch (Materializes in front of you)As we mourn the loss of Richard Williams, let us not forget all the amazing animation he and his studio did for adv… https://t.co/y34x2gJRZ1
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionAbsolutely obsessed with this northern English farmer who posts daily tiktoks of him opening his barn and all his n… https://t.co/z2tchw3tgf
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionMade a pride column- got the trans colors in three rows, and the pride rainbow for the forth row https://t.co/faFp95AcQNJust made a $575.09 balloon sale 🤑
8/17
2019
@Cordial_Lump Nah, we're in West Haven, Connecticut. Living in New york is just too gotdang expensiveAlso, he outright lied to Kit and I when he said that he has a professional bug exterminator go theough every apart… https://t.co/30k21uEPJOThinkin about how dismissive and unhelpful our landlord was during the entire bedbug fiasco.🤔 im not doing so in li… https://t.co/xfLpwEpfwEToday I discovered that the French word for vegan cheese is "fauxmage" and I couldn't be more delighted.
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Edition @JackRammyz HHUSHDUSHDHUDHHHSHSH OH NOOO
8/16
2019
@jellykitsch I miss u ❤️Anyone who tells you using reference is bad is weak https://t.co/dUjuY9mIEa
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8/15
2019
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Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionBEST LICENSE PLATE I'VE SEEN IN WHILE https://t.co/ewpUdEOwlrBedbug bites are horrible and itchy but one of the things that bothers me the most abt having them is they visibly… https://t.co/EmyQOJiEC2
8/14
2019
@ickeygooey LMAOOO SAME kit and i only have the top torch part stuck into the curtain rod in the bedroom rn but i j… https://t.co/gNlCSKgYO2👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 LET THERE BE L I G H T (AT HOME)When your boss throws away all the ingredients you need to make a perfectly good floor lamp because they dont work well for balloon columnsJust made this piece at work mommie and babie octopus 🎈💕🐙🐙💕🎈 https://t.co/34fGo7PnlBI saw a beautiful white cat on the way to work........i wanna kitty cat so bad :(
8/13
2019
@Cordial_Lump @jellykitsch H E L L Y E A H"I am a little meatball" -@GayboyPocket Pic unrelated https://t.co/F3iGaBejTD
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Edition @jellykitsch *slaps your hand away from the "OFF" button on the AC**FolkzBout to get an undercut, folks @scuttlingvoid https://t.co/WTJqe4ardRUs: )shows the landlord the bites that are all over me and look exaxtly like the google image results for "bedbug"… https://t.co/4DoNTSLMBY
8/12
2019
Landlord said he'll be here for bug extermination tomorrow morning, this better be the end of it because i am like… https://t.co/SVL3tx6oFzGonna call my landlord and tell him to send an exterminator to Get These Little Fuckers Out Of Our Home, folks
8/11
2019
Gonna pick up a bunch of bedbug stuff from w*lmart and Get These Little Fuckers Out Of My Home, folks
8/10
2019
Childhood abuse culture is remembering when you were 10 and used to vent to the AI Smarterchild on AIM and then cri… https://t.co/qeVd83U4bdgood morning! heres your kermit of the day!! https://t.co/ZM122MwMxV
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Edition(Telepathically wills the dunkin donuts across the street to bring me a medium coffee and one (1) donut with pink frosting)
8/8
2019
A quick video on copyrighting art https://t.co/t3ojhjKQQR
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Edition @dreamislandz I think Clay Puppington was the most questionable kin ive ever seenIdk if I posted this but I made a BNHA OC Who’s Quirk is to control dolls. Her hero name is Porcelain https://t.co/OXvmkQ9U6t
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8/7
2019
A lady got mad at me because i told her how much our balloons cost and she said like "oh well stop and shop only ch… https://t.co/xX4uobrMtmAnd every night before a deadline I swear “next time I’ll start earlier!!” #adhs #tdah #actuallyadhd #comic https://t.co/Ro4neQqmRJ
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball EditionIf you ever wondered what living with your significant other is like imagine having a sleepover with your best frie… https://t.co/LzRjrjTdqv
8/6
2019
Thought these two looked nice together. https://t.co/oyvNOYCWsP
Retweeted by Captain Bible: Little Meatball Editionare you really “baby”? does baby huff spray paint out of garbage bags?
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8/5
2019
@courtjesper gdhsjxysj okay that was kind of silly question, i totally forgot that rats can and do thrive in busy city areas
8/4
2019

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