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evelynn @gentlevoid Portland, OR

she/they — i spent too much time on the internet as a teenager and it made me a girl

301 Following   17,051 Followers   7,117 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/13/17


@gravislizard i legitimately cannot wait to learn all about this piece of technology that has been entirely outdate… https://t.co/3jYkooowFC @lambslime honestly, that’s one where i’m willing to look past the realism for the sake of storytelling bc it’d be… https://t.co/ytcZN14q9w @lambslime but also speaking of population issues, how is it only like, 40 people after 4000 years??? that’s a REAL… https://t.co/tTguXFYG3z @lambslime it’s like fallout 3 and 4’s problem but so, so much worse. they’re problems that undercut the themes and… https://t.co/AYjhKNRXVR @lambslime if it’s the really stupid space dad thing then yes, that makes all of the problems so much worse because… https://t.co/5sUCvgSQ6P @lambslime idk i think the village is just entirely incomprehensible? a warrior culture with no concept of martial… https://t.co/DaHJGgL0Ro @lambslime in our world it does not take fishing villages 4000 years to develop basic boatsI’m so charming https://t.co/JzHefwTs9M
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1/18
2021
@oldwitchsring perfect. my beautiful perfect gf. perfect @nogoodtulip hi tulip 🥺 @nogoodtulip oh my god you're Really Pretty wtf you're really pretty @CHARLENEMAXIMUM you’re a fucking god🦇#BulletSorceress🦇 been a while since i posted some dev, but things are shaping along well! lots of mechanical &vi… https://t.co/7dHjHkSmJM
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1/17
2021
@TheGayChingy absolute wife shit
1/16
2021
@oldwitchsring :/ i’m going back to bed @oldwitchsring is this a real post, or is this something you’ve made inevitable by imagining it? @TheGayChingy oh wow we must have that kink in common then @TheGayChingy what trauma is “making femboys cry” a coping mechanism for???? @oldwitchsring babe please do not put this burden on me i barely understand what the fuck is going on in those storiesits my girlfriend's job as the femme to know all about metal gear solid lore while its my job as the butch to know… https://t.co/zVlmHKlshc
Retweeted by evelynnmy transition timeline: https://t.co/SKaRMadvdJ
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1/14
2021
@softlikemochi you should check out Polaris!!! they have a lot of that same sweet, mellow energy!! Union or Home ar… https://t.co/BWTqdrMueV @softlikemochi u WOULD listen to lamp!!!!!!
1/13
2021
@sylvisurfer @headfallsoff i am too tired for this @sylvisurfer @headfallsoff wait which part of this is fake i’m so concerned @oldwitchsring g5& and i don’t think it’s particularly close
1/10
2021
@ninehydras we love it when girls Sword @CassClaymore i’ll cover my eyes in an exaggerated motion and yell that i’m not looking, just to make sure @CassClaymore sorry i’ll try my best to blur my vision if i think i see you
1/9
2021
@TheGayChingy people are so desperate to have a reason to be mad at you they’re just out here assigning you a new g… https://t.co/jD79ObqwTKin preparation for the aftermath of today's events: https://t.co/MHMOpbqE96
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1/7
2021
@Kid_Kaiju @xpatriciah i don’t know if it’s ever outright said, but there’s some more suggestive dialogue i’ve come… https://t.co/G202DtU3Xr
1/6
2021
@clowndykebar btw this is totally an invitation to send me screenshots of your cool fashion @clowndykebar i could never really get reshade configured in a way that *clicked* for me in pso2! is there an updat… https://t.co/FdJmxs6ijz @clowndykebar this is the correct way to play phantasy star online 2 @clowndykebar (i probably spent 40% of my time in that game either hunting for deals on cosmetics, or putting together outfits) @clowndykebar how many of those hours are in the character creator and outfit editor @leftistbimbo i think i’ve seen this video before but nothing will ever stop me from reacting to you like this @leftistbimbo you’re so cute oh my godit's easy to make fun of how modern musicians try to write about current events, but i guarantee you that if pop pu… https://t.co/f1BRtep2I8
1/5
2021
@softlikemochi you look like an angel
1/4
2021
@holoxpleasures you can definitely definitely expect to be sending some more my way in the future 👀u guys don’t get to see the note. u have to buy some earrings for thatthank you @holoxpleasures for the really really fucking sick knife earrings and very very cute little note that cam… https://t.co/IXIlNaCE6y @Devon_OnEarth yeah, and???? @ratcastlequeen i’m so tiredwhat the fuck happened while i was offline @lambslime i know i say this literally every time you post a selfie but it's literally all that my brain can manage… https://t.co/Jv6AA2Hgg9 @lambslime wtf you're really, REALLY pretty
1/3
2021
@TheGayChingy idk i just simply do not Vibe with it @kawaiigabbii honestly, if you’ve never experienced it before, it really *is* a magical and wonderful and beautiful… https://t.co/mkw94Pb4Z9 @kawaiigabbii i don’t wanna be a snob or anything but this is an INCREDIBLY “don’t have to deal with snow” thing to say2016: hahaha… ~blush~ i’m just finding myself 2017 *phoning from the moth kingdom*: yeah i’m a moth wife now
Retweeted by evelynn @bonkey_bong if you say so, i’ll take your word for it @nex3 okay, i’m going to have to give that a try—vicarious brunch airmails? @nex3 shoutout to the airmail as the most underrated fizzy classic @bonkey_bong thank u they’re very embarrassing and i always say “i hope nobody sees or interacts with this” whenever i make one @varajune agreed @nogoodtulip THANK U @nogoodtulip i’m hollering @TheGayChingy you treat me so well @TheGayChingy can i have his hat
1/1
2020
@spacetwinks a lamp shade store whose hours were 1-2pm on wednesday and thursday @radicaldreamr_ put on a pair of fingerless gloves and i’m sold @nogoodtulip dried fruit in general!! i think dried mango fits u better tho @nogoodtulip but actually 2C! @radicaldreamr_ heyin my last piece for 2020, I reviewed Jujutsu Kaisen for @Polygon and talked about how it manages to transcend the… https://t.co/n2j5gaKST0
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12/30
2020
@spacetwinks i know that hypothetically this game has segments that are fast-paced cyberwizard arena deathmatch but… https://t.co/nUcmy3WsIw
12/29
2020
@pennywhispered this is basically the idea behind tinted moisturizers—not sure if it’d work to just mix in foundati… https://t.co/yvWS1OYWnj @gothfemme yeah, we’ve had some plants lose a few leaves this season because they got too close to a window when it… https://t.co/3lTK3MkHdd @gothfemme might be a draft/temperature thing?
12/28
2020
@yyvyy_ i’m straight up out here levitating @CHARLENEMAXIMUM nobody stop her @sylvisurfer i’m willing to look past this on account of your other good traits @sylvisurfer (about the vegetable i mean. it’s not a good listening order) @sylvisurfer sylvi you can’t possibly mean this. please say “psych” @Sphynxian personally, i got it deep in the back of my partner’s side of the closet. jackets in this style are ALL… https://t.co/Qkk7svEz7H @Sphynxian would you believe this is the first time i’ve actually figured out how the zippers work in the years i’ve owned it? @heatdistraction also i had a lot of luck with the technique where you gather and twist your bangs but it definitel… https://t.co/2Pzuv1pijJ @heatdistraction point cut if you have scissors that can!!!! it’s a lot easier to get a natural-looking finishjust felt like looking like a bitch and also acting like one https://t.co/FjjIin2hBW @lambslime i agree. it would be really really really cute @lambslime this is why i do it
12/27
2020
@bonkey_bong yeah
12/26
2020
@antisisyphus anyway i owned richard dawkins books, so, @antisisyphus look, you totally could’ve been one of those weird Teen Evangelical Goth Kids. i knew some cybergoth… https://t.co/s2JBtuQRe4you might want to call all of these things i described “cringe”. however, we did not have that word yet at the time… https://t.co/iZc5931BaE @antisisyphus wait yelled at me about “yes god” or “no god”. the answer to this will means the difference as to whe… https://t.co/O0fA4WKu0aalso i fully realize that you can’t really see what i look like in that first picture but Welcome To 2008 Bitch. We… https://t.co/osFfS31BlU @julesprom YUP I WISH I HAD A PICTURE OF MY “all checkerboards suit” OUTFIT @antisisyphus i would’ve been a snob to you about music and where you got your clothes. i’m not kidding i was fucking awful i was the WORST @antisisyphus i think you underestimate JUST how difficult i was to like at this point in my lifecropped out of this picture was an alumnus who was a bit of a mentor to me but also tried really hard to get me int… https://t.co/VYCHoDFBgPi would like to direct your attention to the fingerless leather gloves. those were not for marching band practice,… https://t.co/0KgGGJGjIFi hope you’re all very appreciative, i’ve hunted down the ultimate picture of what I was actually like as a teen fo… https://t.co/hKuY7jbkbr @CeresClouds holy shit, no way!!! @TheGayChingy sorry but i’m gonna have to 🥺 for a minute @sylvisurfer are mechs just complicated sleighs????
12/25
2020
@oldwitchsring i don’t like halo i just want to fuck you
12/24
2020

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