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George @GeorgePresdee Portsmouth, England

I wasn’t lost in the sauce I was marinated

688 Following   1,321 Followers   38,403 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/11/11

There will always be marriage just like there will always be low IQ bints
There’s no way he has a kid called legend ary hahahahaha
Every single one of them looks like a proper sex pest the album. levels will be set. No mercy. No competitors. It will be love. Its a new era. Lead by me
Retweeted by George @jacob__holloway Tell @feeniexbrown mate he’s the weirdo @fruggy888 I’m with you on the Onion and cinnamon! Tomato in a sandwich is class tho @fruggy888 Tbf mate I’ve never had it, not saying if it would be nice or not. Just saying its weirdIs sweet corn in spag bol weird? @lendo_kenya @n0tash Probably. I never said I was expecting head thoIf only you could bottle this feeling... 🤪 #Pompey
Retweeted by George @n0tash U getting sweaty In the club til the hours then expecting it ate? I’m good luv, enjoy @n0tash If it’s a one night stand there’s no chance in hell im going down on her
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@feeniexbrown @mattloskyoto @Alkaline_Trio Hahaha alright you pair of emosJust found out my mrs used to be an emo. Weird to think that I would have bullied her at school. Makes u think
Retweeted by GeorgeGot myself unbanned. Got the chat. Sauce. Chat up a emo bird. Gets me back in. Got a treacle on the inside. Time to…
Retweeted by GeorgeI miss the days when me and Jamie would stay up all night cyber bullying Emo's 😢
Retweeted by George @feeniexbrown @mattloskyoto @Alkaline_Trio Emo @feeniexbrown @mattloskyoto @Alkaline_Trio Is it emo music @feeniexbrown @mattloskyoto @Alkaline_Trio What kind of music is itAn unauthorised tweet was posted on a government channel this evening. The post has been removed and we are investigating the matter.
Retweeted by George @songsandsamples Wireless x 2015
Retweeted by GeorgeA pool? This nigga got a lake outside his castle
Retweeted by George“now I got a bigger pool than Ye And look man, Ye’s pool is nice, mine's just bigger's what I’m saying” @asticky1still It’s peak but me personally I’d rather stay with my parents to save so i can own a gaff rather than get stuck renting
Retweeted by George @AlexBxckingham 😂😂😂 @mattloskyoto Yeah I think you’re right mate, closely followed by David Villa @asticky1still I used to be the same but as I got older red hits the spot. They’re different tho, depends on situation
Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim mutuals 🥳In all seriousness I have no idea how Muslims can hack Ramadan. No chance I could go all day without eating. Fair playMood 😂😂😂
Retweeted by George@ Dominic Cumming @balincelaga Peep show is so good. Proper elite showsuper hans kills me man 😭
Retweeted by GeorgeShut up suella u fucking witch of the police trying to fill their coffers with easy money from the motorist Is this really essential work…
Retweeted by GeorgeTruth is clearly no longer important.
Retweeted by George @AidenGallagher2 I agree aguero, villa not far behind thoBest striker from these lot? @kyaharnoldd Very mature response x @kyaharnoldd Hahahaha fuckin hell no way you’re calling me uneducated that’s hilarious. those speed cameras are the… a reminder of how much I love Gattuso
Retweeted by George @kyaharnoldd Tips way more essential than sitting trying to catch people speeding on the motorway😂😂 should be out c… @kyaharnoldd He’s got a point. Not exactly essential is it🥴
@feeniexbrown @JoshuaPresdee1 Both great shouts. I reckon wazza most ability but defo argue for both of themWazza @Ju_liaWilkinson Hi Julia. What’s up? How can I help?They turned the nice weather on for the dissertation to see the light of day
Retweeted by GeorgeFinally finished my dissertation girlies 🍸💅🏻👅💃
Retweeted by GeorgeFfs Kenny better sort this out @AidenGallagher2 Init how is she saying about her mental health what about that poor bloke 😅Some of you will never understand the struggle of surviving on £10 a week in secondary
Retweeted by George @Ollylyon2 @phoebmillson Slags stick up for slags fella. Ignore her, hope you’re goodThe poor girl??? The birds the town bike how is she getting sympathy 🥴 @RealistGlizzy @Jamie_pack97
Caught me slipping ok so what
Retweeted by GeorgeLeave them ugly girls alone...
Retweeted by George @Maddd3___ @feeniexbrown
When you can’t get the net checks to match up with the pitch stripes it’s time to consider retirement
Retweeted by GeorgeHero. Bloke deserves a statue @EmmaFerraroTW He is my idol @EmmaFerraroTW You’re * @EmmaFerraroTW I’ll believe it when I see it r kidSwam in the sea today and it was fuckin lush @feeniexbrown Imagine wasting the day when there’s weather like this queuing in your motor for a burger
Fatphobic is not a real thing to noncesThat's it that's the tweet
Retweeted by George @JoshuaPresdee1 Put her down
@luigit992 @Patricksback__ Exactly meanwhile the Funeral Directors are slapping White Dulux on his Uncles blue head…
Retweeted by GeorgeCome get your Uncle
Retweeted by George @Patricksback__ You're such a fucking drip everyone round you is hanging themselves just to get away from you.
Retweeted by George @SuppressedSikh Not many cunts more deserving of being mauled like that eitherFucking dirty rat you mate most dangerous front three in world football 🔥
Retweeted by George @EmmaFerraroTW @Itsmeyadaftkunt @BenjaminLeBon ShaggerrrrrRory Delap’s throw ins are doing the rounds again, and it always makes me think of this video
Retweeted by GeorgeDas pal was out a cycle the day and caught these animals on camera😂😂
Retweeted by GeorgeHahaha fucking hell, do these people ever have a day off?
Retweeted by GeorgeWhat 😂 @grizeldamus @Jamie_pack97 @JoshuaPresdee1 @grizeldamus @Jamie_pack97
I love this photo
Retweeted by GeorgeFuture - “High Off Life” expected to sell 185K first week
Retweeted by GeorgeSeaman and Gazza combining to create the greatest ever minute watching England. #Euro96Relived
Retweeted by GeorgeGOALLLL!! Alan Shearer gets on the end of a fine Gary Neville cross to head England into the lead! Wembley erupts…
Retweeted by GeorgeScotland get battered, everywhere they goooooooooo 🎶🎶🎶 #UpTheTartenArmy #EnglandAway 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Retweeted by GeorgeInterphobia? You’re just making stuff up now. Wtf Is that? A fear of inter Milan??
Retweeted by GeorgeLMAOOOO look what i done seen on facebook... 😭😭😭😭 “they got the football stuck in someone’s yard and tried to out…
Retweeted by George @JackBaker1311 @JonnyGabriel @Jamie_pack97Our letting agent asked us to make a video of the flat we are basically being forced out of. I wish them the very b…
Retweeted by Georgeabsolutely no one: my dad doing virtual reality:
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Retweeted by George @Jamie_pack97 @FifaCMTips Some quality players there. Always liked a bit of jetro willems as well
Retweeted by GeorgeHow on Earth have Monchengladback messed that up?! 😂
Retweeted by GeorgeFaaaakin ell mate