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ghost of casual yet impressive haunting ability whom sometimes read aloud th CANTERBURY TALES from memory and personal experience, nice. Name is not david

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2020
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2/24
2020
Very funny to say the word "ball"
2/23
2020
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2/18
2020
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2020
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2/11
2020
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2/10
2020
Wearing gigantic sweater
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2/6
2020
A Subaru Outback was nice to me and now I 'm purchasing a Subaru OutBack
2/5
2020
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2/3
2020
Tremendous weppie
2/1
2020
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1/30
2020
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1/28
2020
Remember to put six spaces after each periodin Pumpkin HellI got a garlic injection to avoind feeling bad. But, now I feel bad.
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1/22
2020
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1/21
2020
@MEWHENIAMREAL I'll pay you one million dollars for this ideaThey should have called thi s movie "Dogs Out"—the dogs are outside for th entire movie!!
1/20
2020
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1/19
2020
@maxemaze Please I'm trying to concentrate right now
1/17
2020
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1/16
2020
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1/15
2020
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Retweeted by Creamette"Is that grapes?" [label:Grapes] "Confirmed. Grapes."Making a new label for Grapes that really captures th whole spirit of GrapesBe rid of me!!! At once!!!!!!!!!Getting all fired up at work talking a'bout how my job is pointless
1/13
2020
We shan't, shan we?
1/9
2020
@brushykb fiecorn is now trendy
1/8
2020
Actually I'm honored to be known as th Toilet Paper Quartermaster
1/7
2020
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1/6
2020
Th honking membrane. Of the inner nose
1/5
2020
2020 the Germs of the Futurehttps://t.co/eMy6R4ddz2
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Retweeted by CreametteGuess what bastard fools: I hafe travelled faster than light's speed in my car for nigh 48 car-hours; now i¡ meet you in th year 20020 ha ha
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1/2
2020
"In the Hieronymuss Bosch's "The Garden of Earthly Delights" painting there is some music written on the butt of on… https://t.co/8kcpiFMdQq
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1/1
2019
I am the bride... https://t.co/miTR4veh8f
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12/31
2019
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12/30
2019
@brushykb ZeustopherTransporting m'yself to the muffins bakery à la The Transporter (2002)Cats ending explainedExcuse me, waiter? My sandwich has been stabbed. With a knife
12/29
2019
https://t.co/oE8RC6ZE8jAll are obsessed w'th th idea of a blade emerging from where there wasn't a blade beforeJamsbond could be interesting, but, interestingly, he is notThis is a fine green tea from Nepal discovered by our in-house teamonger, Jarad, in the markets of… https://t.co/DuTx012S1o
12/27
2019
Or a geniusThinking about being basically a celebutantehttps://t.co/WUmCY70JWEEndless Fie
12/26
2019
Christmas Hallucination
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12/25
2019
@MEWHENIAMREAL horribel
12/24
2019
Nilk
12/23
2019
Thinking about my ideasMilk substieutues made from plants and beans should obviously be called Nilk but we won't because life is the ship of fools
12/22
2019
Anger's back! it 's angry time folksJust reached for my computer mouse but it was an apple!Not having a very good day!!thinkin about: DePiglio https://t.co/yZkaP8HLWl
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12/20
2019
@maxemaze No!! @maxemaze Did you watch it @maxemaze https://t.co/gVaQIq2Eb5Wh https://t.co/gRj9hrVPmM
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12/19
2019
They don't want the star war to end because it's profitableI am a HUMAN with FLAWS!!! I am buying a crossbow onlineI love stories about humans and explorations of Human behaviours and how HUMANS act when put into complex situation… https://t.co/pBjF2VufikPeople are just Talking
12/18
2019
Corn Palace
12/17
2019
9:43 AM purchasing crossbow
12/16
2019
Rebuilding my FEET w'th MATERIÉL from CRABSEach marooned puzzle piece 's completeEvery American house is th Sims with social and fun meters in crisisThrowing one dongle into a huge cardboard boxLeather jacket but made of kelp
12/15
2019
You can tell it's a parade because there is a walking breadNOT impressed when a band stops playing very suddenlyAnalog Bidet
12/14
2019
so cute is there a video of this? can someone google? https://t.co/VajZHHpzt1
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12/12
2019
@brushykb le pain quotidienme foot hurteHaving a stupid time out in the world
12/11
2019
I see this leaf in my salád has also fed a little bug... How wonderful! We both eat of the leaf.
12/10
2019

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