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elbee @ghoulieschool Rio Grande Valley

The original Grumpire™️ @grumpireonline foremost Clu Gulager expert @getaclupod “underrated” is my trigger word ✨tips: https://t.co/zyJXxOhPsb

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Joined Twitter 8/13/09


It’s a “warm liquid on my throat” kinda morning @stagescreen60 Yeah he was totally stylish, just after I snapped this photo, he zipped up his leather jacket, sippe… https://t.co/1ka2JbIvkUMy body wants a baby and my brain is leaking, stellar Saturday Also, I saw a chupacabra https://t.co/KTYCS5h1SI @nuthousepunks I’ll meet with my lawyers @thepaintedman @gimetzco https://t.co/Jptg9ysiD3
1/19
2020
None of y’all are here to actually talk about movies, are you? You’re just here to agree with one other and then sh… https://t.co/Lo2ETHqDkCIt’s not only about taste! So many Film Twitter squabbles boil down to humility vs elitism, being actually cool vs… https://t.co/399S4wVIa0Honestly I try really hard to live the standard of “don’t unfollow someone because of a god damn movie opinion,” bu… https://t.co/eQbzUNrk6u @Spectreman_ Fine, you can have all your toys for your little man cave, I’m movin’ up in the world, honey! @mikesamonek Gross, no way @danpullenbooks eBayI’m divorcing all of youKRAFTWERK as a predecessor to techno in literal 1970 is *historic*I’m not sure we always recognize the importance and impact of the music KRAFTWERK was making in the early ‘70s https://t.co/MGErqFeDyvUNDERWATER CRAWL THE DESCENT ALIEN The *only* way to do “strong female characters” in genre film Full stop
1/18
2020
@chaircrusher there are many things i'd like to say to you, but i don't know how @nuthousepunks gassy belly club!! @Thogstacker your mom is an e, coli thing @fistfulofmedia the salad from olive garden this time, but it's been happening almost any time i eat a salad now, e… https://t.co/sFGreEbN66Apparently salad gives me diarrhea now? Is this a middle-aged person thing? @SmelliottGould oh thank god @JuliusBarthelme Yeah, really skimpy on the garlic butter, gotta drown my in alfredo sauce to make up for itReasons I like this article: 1. It's Jay 2. Andrew's art 3. Young Will i am Shatner is bae 4. Sexy Succubi 5. THERE… https://t.co/ipBOBF6xd5 @JuliusBarthelme they're still "free" (as in "included in the price of your meal anyway"), but they suck now @WMassLiberty it's a catered office lunch, so at least I'm not paying for it?are you still family if you get olive garden to go? @gimetzco No, I was staring at a weirdo walking down 23rd St.Hey dude, don’t expect me to not look at you when you have your T-shirt tucked into your sweatpants @akathesauce @gimetzco She was a street cat 🐈 @MusicFck The cat is Josie and the dog is Booga @MusicFck Sort of. The cat is older and aloof, and the pup is a bit hyperactive. He just wants to play with her, an… https://t.co/gl5XmpNiQ8 @akathesauce You better believeMy animals are Heaven’s most perfect creatures https://t.co/wrmUbOnwt3Something something impeach something something phone call *fumbles for cigarette* https://t.co/FIiSzqin07
1/17
2020
@gimetzco But I really wanted to watch Silence of the Hams tonightsending out all the "tell me i'm a good girl" vibes today @KB_Posts American cheese sandwiches and Miracle Whip @chuckpee Sorry bb but I thought you were undead @brianmota I’ll take what I can get ✅ @CentraliaNixon Ok then @brianmota Excellent. I expect 1500 words on my desk by Monday, sport @CentraliaNixon But is The Artist a “least deserving” Best Picture? I think not @CentraliaNixon Hugo is adorable?Gods of Sleepytime Shuffle Play 🌙💤 https://t.co/13XfAVb6LA @brianmota Yeah but the password changes every hour and is really annoying https://t.co/jeUaEejBWY @brianmota Doomed to an eternity of Purgatory @JuliusBarthelme Bathroom, ehh?People who don’t like The Artist have no soul https://t.co/atgfuA0ihD @EpicEricAwaits I haven’t made up my mind yet, but you can go ahead and be one of the vagina onesI’m gonna go as an Egon Schiele painting for Halloween this year https://t.co/3pS5ypNq3IIt’s not a Beastie Boys documentary, it’s a punk rock adaptation of The Three Brothers of Fortune
1/16
2020
E(raserhead) L(ost Highway) B(lue Velvet) E(ullholland Drive) E(ild At Heart) https://t.co/YOxWhplJ2F @gimetzco @EmilioAmaro92 I do *pat pat* @EmilioAmaro92 @gimetzco I get to be Sonny because Andrew is tall and thin and has beautiful hips @gimetzco A martyr for us all @gimetzco that's the joke, dummy @gimetzco ok fine, an absurd '50s throwback sitcom starring bob odenkirk @EmilioAmaro92 I’m glad we have that in common!!I really don’t believe in fetishizing serial killers, but I kinda wanna campaign to give the Unabomber folk hero status @JuliusBarthelme Your mom is an ego stroke (I’m sorry to your mom, she seems like a nice lady)I gather that all some horror fans want is to be recognized, but I guess to be recognized as an outsider? Sorry, yo… https://t.co/wUPxphhTIGOh and uh, @Criterion? While you’re at it + MARIE ANTOINETTE + TEARS OF THE BLACK TIGER + (a super deluxe-cream in… https://t.co/uzWB8Zk1TjHi @Criterion I’d love to see some Hal Hartley films represented in the Collection, along w more cult titles like R… https://t.co/tMoT2XTtJ4 @Dekkoparsnip2 I’ve found my life’s purposeAlso this happened last year https://t.co/IRGHgyfnN3I think I have some kind of power https://t.co/9KspguPdn5 https://t.co/dD3s7AnF4p @ThreeOranges It’s a good film and I would own it @RobertSkvarla It all feels very bureaucratic and wasteful too, as if a “retraining” could ever be so in depth as t… https://t.co/kxzfGvSBJQ @ThreeOranges It is visually stimulating, fiendish, kind of ironic, and at times quite disturbing. It’s also got a… https://t.co/3xeiTgvbRR @RobertSkvarla Anyway what I’m saying is education doesn’t necessarily matter in home health, it’s definitely full… https://t.co/KY87PW8Ery @RobertSkvarla Medicaid pays most of those salaries, with regulation that the agencies must turn over something lik… https://t.co/L1GNhvUHJo @JuliusBarthelme He is very cute in it, with his baby doll teeMy hair is getting so long, and I feel very femme (this tweet is meant to arouse)Hey Elbz, whatcha been up to? https://t.co/HeeEsume8S @JuliusBarthelme I almost like Billie Eilish
1/15
2020
Animated, direction and art by Jamie Hewlett; Bond voiced by Ray Winstone (he will say “cunt” a lot); duet by Robbi… https://t.co/7GqvuRICgJ @adamvonacid I mean, sameI can’t tell which of the “your James Bond” answers are serious @MikeVanderbilt One for 18-year old pop singers, for sure @MikeVanderbilt I woulda picked Dan Stevens, too, but you got there before me so FORGET IThttps://t.co/PZT8ziOGYr @gimetzco @danpullenbooks @grumpireonline @BradleyjKornish I’m beaming, Dan, really @RetroRocketEnt Elbee! Haha fooled youRelated: @gimetzco is currently attempting to make a squeaky toy version of Usher’s “Yeah”Just thinking about how I might do anything Ludacris asked of meNo Makeup Monday, in case you wanted to know what I really look like https://t.co/vbAirYAiFwI sing in this episode. You’ve been warned. https://t.co/bC9Ru7PAMU
1/14
2020
Someone just asked me if I was an accountant, to which I actually replied "lol no," so I think I'm calling it a day… https://t.co/bUd0znknlL @TheScaryLibrary wtf that's exactly what I'm going to make lolWere we channeling Project Mayhem with this joke based on the FIGHT CLUB dvd menu prank? Take a listen to our new e… https://t.co/P7BESW4dLt
Retweeted by elbee @chaircrusher I'm sure that's the case. I mean, look at how many of "us" panic at our end of year lists because we… https://t.co/80pVYPD4sVEvery time you watch a film made by a voice that typically is not heard, that is that voice being recognized. A lit… https://t.co/Jvn7KKpE6d @chaircrusher I have muted everyone on my timeline so that I only see my own tweets, it's easyGreat thread of interviews here. I think sometimes we take diversity for granted in that we are preoccupied solely… https://t.co/b52D6xCc2a @JuliusBarthelme I want to dress him up like Gavin @JuliusBarthelme @grumpireonline I'm terrible at all 3, but I do it because I love everyonelet's fight https://t.co/jVUMJP1wW8Congratulations to all the Academy Award nominees! Just because your favorites didn't get nominated, that doesn't d… https://t.co/sOmEPzLG8KPlease, just, it’s my dog https://t.co/OhSCHoFAS7 @gimetzco Hahaha it’s just The Labcoats
1/13
2020

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