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this is quite literally a cry for help 🙈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😈😔 they/she

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Joined Twitter 6/25/21


Otis xox #FatBearWeek https://t.co/q5ij7DxLyk
Retweeted by “mimi pants”the next track she announces is gonna be called woodvaleKARMA IS HEREEEEEE @knockoffpippiL @evatheexplorer delete thisdown medium (started making a playlist about him but didnt add any songs and deleted it right away)
10/6
2022
remembering graduating at the site of the nations first lobotomyi need a lobotomyone thing about me is i will be posting meaningless shit on my insta story because i love artificial attentionits national boyfriend day… stay safe out thereand yes i need to replace all four now and yes i called my dad crying and no he did not answerif u think ur smoke alarm is out of battery its actually not that one. and not the other one and not the third one.… https://t.co/yprdQLxyOt2am is the best time for my smoke alarm to run out of battery actually
10/3
2022
brb time to watch That Episode of new girlfeeling drunk and silly 🤭 @spaceravioli_ @jackantonoff YESSSSWhat if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever
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10/2
2022
vern harvest today 🥺had a crush on a man last week but i think im gay now so its finebarfing throwing up crying but in a lesbian way https://t.co/we1gtdhk8Din my jock era https://t.co/ThXp4vVKuUcvs switched my birth control generic but this one works better :,)
10/1
2022
collecting hinge matches like hot girl trading cardsin not boy crazy im just normal crazy and men happen to be aroundsending emma a bcal invite to see if shell help me dye my hairhe listens to car seat head rest 😖when its 10 pm and its time for my neighbors to have their band practice but they should not quit their day jobtaylor said “its not a countdown u clowns”
9/30
2022
thursday means lns abbott elementary is on hulu
9/29
2022
entering my villain era
9/28
2022
getting my flirt on by threatening to kill him 🥰it IS a major holiday https://t.co/Emrx8cV94N
Retweeted by “mimi pants”when its 9pm and i can finally abuse substances
9/27
2022
feeling like a barn door in a tornado (unhinged) @skgp this is hilariousThe plan? Eradicate E. coli by Wednesday so PH260A students have 6 fewer pathogens to worry about on their exam on… https://t.co/lWfDfXZCyx
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9/26
2022
just found out my top spotify artist so far is julien baker shaking crying throwing upReminder: There are some important holidays coming up! Please be mindful of colleagues who may be observing and t… https://t.co/wqWzbB1Jok
Retweeted by “mimi pants” @knockoffpippiL never ur irreplaceablei meeeeed to be at grand central rn like neeed. need to be in the grimy photo booth with my lemon dropits beautiful out today….. i wish you could take me upstate . . . . to the little place. you tell me about. when yo… https://t.co/xB7vzhs4B7just remembered i got a $400 tax return 🫣🥹just walked 1 million miles but my EBT card arrived sooooo WE EATING GOOD THIS WEEK BITCHESSSZfirst college football game, @gibbyfan3001 is a natural
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9/25
2022
#GOBEARS https://t.co/Aukyn44AfN @skgp i have bad news bc its actually going very well dare i say sowhen u dont talk to ur college friend group anymore bc theyre bitches but the one girl u all collectively hate is acting up again…..
9/24
2022
llama check https://t.co/jYA1D9lyrGevery time theres a shot of creepy dolls in a movie its such an homage to pretty little liars methinksVIGILANTE SHIT????????in so much pain (a little nauseous)i genuinely dont think ive ever seen an outie belly button in my life like i cannot even imagine what one looks like right nowhttps://t.co/0osh7Kkf0R
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9/23
2022
@skgp 🤝hurt my own feelings this morning by lurking where i have absolutely no business lurking and got upset @carolina_fujiy its actually so good u just have to ignore the external drama but the internal drama is off the charts
9/22
2022
just picked up my antidepressants and the pharmacist said “enjoy” @carolina_fujiy its the best show on tv rn no jokenew abbott elementary tn 🥹🤭smoking weed is not enough to relax me i need a concussionanother one of my cousins got engaged but im going to be the first one to be called “doctor” so whos the real winner (im so lonely)
9/21
2022
himmelfarb i miss u no one could ever replace uu already know https://t.co/engqMLLzimfound a study spot on campus with a view of the golden gate bridge unfortunate that i do in fact have to study thomidterms szn is sooooo busy i barely have time to work on my taylor swift song ranking… but dont worry i made time
9/20
2022
gw students are SPOILED with ur bagel accessban hangovers. i should be able to get mind numbingly drunk with no repercussions
9/19
2022
how do u navigate a hangover without a simple walk to bagels etc and a delicious bagel egg and cheese eaten at p st… https://t.co/9MY4irARASdont think i have a lot going on in the grand scheme of things but i do have little naps in the afternoon with my c… https://t.co/dhYD0W4CRBin the mood to jump off a cliff unfortunately instead i am making a quizlet about diarrhea. u win some u lose some i suppose1 year ago today i gave harry styles a pair of sunglasses. and he took them.need. surfside. now.theyre playing macklemore at the gay bar
9/18
2022
@emofarmgirl love u 🥹lost my wrgw lighter life no longer has meaning
9/17
2022
starting veep i need to be back in dc now .lemme workshop the joke one sectaylors gonna drop midnights omicron variant next
9/16
2022
survived another wednesday https://t.co/SVye8V3k98
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9/15
2022
learning about mosquito mating practices #science @nktvsk YEAHthey should have sales on flightstime difference is the death of me like what do u mean its 2am i need attentioni was going to come on here and lie on the internet but i actually am left awestruck by dwd im lie freedont worry darling is good everyone is just a hater
9/13
2022
no like i am literally not afraid of living on a fault line this is so phoebe bridgers sidelines of menot to be better than everyone else but i am seeing dont worry darling tomorrowi can tell dr marten was a nazi bc his stupid shoes stay giving me (jewish) blisters
9/12
2022
@falicia_assman and then people are. actually buying this stuff????? insane
9/11
2022
i am team “harry spit but on accident”
9/6
2022
got back from target ready to do homework butttt i actually dont have any. so im making cookiesharry styles kissing nick kroll. core memory forminginsane time in my life where i am turning DOWN job offersevery single day ive lived here ive been happy. like wtf
9/5
2022
@knockoffpippiL bring back ross hall cafe thing
9/4
2022
13 years ago, on september 1st, alison dilaurentis disappeared from rosewood https://t.co/iXdKgNqFTv
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9/2
2022
“harry styles cant act” oh? explain this then https://t.co/oFfYtu4Att
8/31
2022
woodvale has the same number of letters as midnight….. just thinking
8/29
2022

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