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Gibran K @Gibbyk1 Karachi, Pakistan

Serial abider, procrastinator extraordinaire. I drink and I know things. Luke Skywalker once liked my tweet. Have your people get in touch with my people.

1,268 Following   701 Followers   45,655 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/2/11


@KElectricPk Sent @KElectricPk No power in DHA 5 since 430 pm. What's the issue?It rained a bit https://t.co/TpwS2xHpnm
Retweeted by Gibran K @KElectricPk Got it thanks. Replied @KElectricPk power line down on Khayaban e Badban, phase 5, near 5th Street. Please help before it shocks someone https://t.co/DNvlW9tDGr
7/6
2020
Deleted the app. Gonna get outta the toxic echo chamber for a while. Later Twitter @OmerBashir Facts are like laurels, you can't rest on em. Talk to actual doctors. The flu doesn't manifest as vascu… https://t.co/hr6rlbP9vu @asfand I don't mind them at all, though still nothing wrong with a proper one in summer. There's so much you can d… https://t.co/UGSvWRSsqh @OmerBashir I'm going by the statistics, the conversation, people we know in the throes of or around the disease an… https://t.co/2SOaZVS2RV @OmerBashir Id argue he's continued to minimise it and then just pivoted to blaming everyone for not following his… https://t.co/RKuDqqlELd @OmerBashir Most of what he continues to say is factually inaccurate or misrepresentative of how dangerous it is+th… https://t.co/NRYfTCmBFW @asfand No. That's why God made chilled soups
6/10
2020
Can't wait to hear how the individual who took apart India's covid data mining monstrosity is part of the saazish a… https://t.co/3rEb1e4v3t @thekarachikid @spopalzai When did that ever fall out of favour @OmerBashir The only constant is that the buck never stops with him when it comes to covid. Everyone from the oppos… https://t.co/SN8BaunAHj @OmerBashir I watched this entire address live, so I don't care about how it's been cut. My takeaway from it at the… https://t.co/adfT8yqFwdKarachi Vibe! https://t.co/oRBR4ZGyDN
Retweeted by Gibran KIf @RagnarSlothbro_ became a food critic https://t.co/FKyzcV3vXX
Retweeted by Gibran K @lightermachis نہ من بيہوده گرد کوچه و بازار می گردم مذاق عاشقی دارم پئے ديدار می گردم @nodairyplz *Nazi @wolfmomz Hahahahaha wah @desidervish @BenedictDayas We can stick it to our PPE @wolfmomz Like konay ke thaalay waalay uncle ki kulfi was also by choice, snot was just a bonus @EmmBlemm I got the same thing, while I had power so now I'm just scared @wolfmomz #Tinder @Shehzad89 @abbasnasir59 @OmerBashir Wait, now I'm confused. Didn't Ertogan found the mutual empire? @OmerBashir @Shehzad89 @abbasnasir59 Even if you don't trust him, Andolu is state run. They're not making up what E… https://t.co/II5kirnLge @wolfmomz https://t.co/R3RAOeiCcy @wolfmomz We had joy, we had fun We had seasons full of lun but the lunds that we climbed Were just loras out of line @wolfmomz Hahahaha oh man apologies for your dad Wolfy but in highschool we had our own version of that song to hig… https://t.co/HqJZEHg0idNever was a truer statement made on TV https://t.co/2BEcsyaja1
Retweeted by Gibran K @wolfmomz On its own no. It's a sign of something wrong so can be a good indicator of when things warrant an emergency room
6/9
2020
Lmaooo https://t.co/1QfHULwDIS
Retweeted by Gibran K @aamyre Some of us more than others 😉Loranavirus https://t.co/uCazXmQjKY @wolfmomz @LiciousFoods God I want some smoked chicken sausage so bad but we can't find it here anymoreEvery time he does a presser on Covid https://t.co/2N9vwaKKOg
Retweeted by Gibran KSheikh Rashed Railways Ministe Khaqan Abbasi Former Prime Minister Have tested positive for Covid19 June 8, 2020 Pakistan
Retweeted by Gibran K @asfand https://t.co/FGhBjvzslL. Maybe check OLX/ Saddar. I got mine in 2017 BP. @asfand The active 1 was amazing apparently. They refined the Gwatch but the one I had before that was the Gear S2… https://t.co/8Nr7Q6DUIO @asfand A galaxy/gear watch? You can store a ltd amount of music & they do all the basics without the phone. I had… https://t.co/t1Cn3glAX2In that case, time for a Stalin statue in Trafalgar Square https://t.co/oJ2zKltyw2
Retweeted by Gibran K @omerwahaj https://t.co/LsH7NaLtQaJust making sure that everyone got the news about these tennis courts reopening 👍 https://t.co/6Sjm0r5E0u
Retweeted by Gibran K @norbalm Ok now I really have to know. Best donuts from where?This week in no particular order I was asked for advice on: Tortoise Bank Ac Home delivery Dhai (yougurt) Where to… https://t.co/XxFp9GmnGY
Retweeted by Gibran KCynthia's real name is Dawn?! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 @ouralteredlife Nice shirt! @OmerBashir The algorithm knowsNot if, when the marriage halls are opened and people are throwing wedding parties, please do not go! I repeat, you… https://t.co/vawLko3LeZ
Retweeted by Gibran KLet’s create perspective. This was 65 years ago. That means these two are somebody’s Grandmothers right now. What… https://t.co/sUzg752LvN
Retweeted by Gibran KThe hero we deserve https://t.co/zGoXR3CtMr👀 https://t.co/wCiVHDCBFA
Retweeted by Gibran KThis thread completely dismantles the idea that the best thing one can do for a poor child is to "take them in and… https://t.co/ncYIFfNab9
6/8
2020
@aamyre @OmerBashir Sometimes it appears to and other times it appears to post legit stories, usually from secondar… https://t.co/AqfKaDkStQWhat I think after @CynthiaDRitchie's interview on Geo -Rehman Malik is a shameless bastard & in all likelihood rap… https://t.co/qCIK9GKDkY🤣 good luck with that https://t.co/85cz4kfYMz
Retweeted by Gibran K @radioprose @EmmBlemm It got one: Its called the Government of PakistanApp idea: Spotify, but for movies. Netflix and Amazon's algorithms are usually pretty awful. Though I guess it's ra… https://t.co/JM6iTtq0Cl @wolfmomz https://t.co/J8KZE4e8Qn @EmmBlemm https://t.co/ZIeivfWEAzCoronavirus ghussufying in all our pichwaars https://t.co/WeeImEpebFBecause it feels more at home in the plastic embrace of the car. https://t.co/xnUgYoPG7D @OmerBashir It's reporting news from official sources though. We should report it if it's masqueradingHoly shit https://t.co/JSYMJDCGbn @themaholupper @nosuchthing Holy fuckballs I'm literally listening to that episode rn. Just reached the flute of shame bitThe committee investigating sexy torture? What even what? https://t.co/hTSsh1UogEmufti muneeb: announces eid ka chaand, ramzan is over me: https://t.co/UA2utdoyq6
Retweeted by Gibran K @RizwanPehelwan @Shumyl Dude Cardoz was a big deal. John Prine. The fountains of Wayne guyFolks, a government hospital in Karachi is in desperate need of - 1. 500 PPE coveralls; 2. 500 masks; 3. Infrared… https://t.co/zuPVHymb0A
Retweeted by Gibran KRaised so far: Rs 13,000 To be raised: Rs 521,300 [(Rs 375,000 + Rs 159,600) - Rs 13,000]
Retweeted by Gibran KI raise you Pakistan https://t.co/tvCIgm3jDc https://t.co/57QdOGBMeb
Retweeted by Gibran KChicken expert Ghazal, ki beti Kanwal Aur Lounge mei bethay Akmal - Allama Iqbal
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Retweeted by Gibran Kmaybe... just maybe... #internetGems https://t.co/tBqmkGYnr4
Retweeted by Gibran KWho called them colonizers and not Gora the Explorer?
Retweeted by Gibran K#civilhospital is forcing their unpaid untrained House officers to work in #COVIDー19 isolation wards, to do the sta… https://t.co/E7LRWYwK6P
Retweeted by Gibran KUm America? Every couple of days your President seems to forget how to use a remote control and just yells the sho… https://t.co/QXgnueY5JE @knotsinmyhair Tomorrow you can drink just for shits and giggles
6/7
2020
@HardcoreHistory Dan soooo disappointed that War Remains isn't out on the Oculus Quest considering my interest in W… https://t.co/mPdBMXhFOn @wannabeludgate https://t.co/v0h3P7nzRySupreme Court of Pakistan questioned under what law is Justice Faez Isa required to disclose his family's assets. I… https://t.co/ugh1Hn5asx
Retweeted by Gibran K @wannabeludgate Man think about how many maskless morons would sneeze right over itA thread on allyship: sometimes there will be people on the same side as you. They believe in equality for gender,… https://t.co/X4VmrU9h9n
Retweeted by Gibran KI don't ever do this, but my 15 year old niece's oxygen saturation levels are rapidly dropping from over 90 in the… https://t.co/UOHb4O3e12
Retweeted by Gibran K @kaalakawaa Praying hard man.Is this for real? @norbalm, boss any idea? https://t.co/h68pv1dC0hOnes political affiliation or views on her abhorrent comments are irrelevant: Cynthias claims warrant the benefit o… https://t.co/7cnLt32XEgSometimes you've got to skirt the letter of the law for people to count you as equal. https://t.co/cuj9EkM9TfI've resigned as a member of the reddit board, I have urged them to fill my seat with a black candidate, + I will u… https://t.co/T0H9Sbb7NF
Retweeted by Gibran KWe have been unable to find this yet. Please help, twitter. We posted on groups, reached out to people, but no prog… https://t.co/OEIJNSw7PH
Retweeted by Gibran K @KhizM Allah hi hafiz. Dibs on any books/records. @wolfmomz Yaar I know there's a lockdown and stuff but please don't mail your kid
6/6
2020
@Abbas_Sherazee @PeaDeeKay Hahahaha I saw this! @EmmBlemm Welcome to 2015The Shaadi Industrial Complex. https://t.co/XSNIcQfKKt
Retweeted by Gibran K*graphic content*a tragedy compounded by the misery this virus is wreaking upon our meagre health resources. Needle… https://t.co/oLScgOMHyjThe most active voices on policy issues here are either those that have been in policy making for decades and faile… https://t.co/N5weDpKxYY
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6/5
2020

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