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Giles Coren @gilescoren Kentish Town, obviously.

Restaurant criticism and columns in The Times. “Amazing Hotels” on BBC2, Netflix etc. Podcast “Giles Coren Has No Idea”. TalkRadio, Sunday Nights, 7-10pm.

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Joined Twitter 6/16/09


@nicholaswatt Shoplifting?Since the invention of Twitter, has Twitter ever got the election result that Twitter wanted or Twitter expected? I… https://t.co/bJS5EmNiL3 @GaryLineker @RangersFC You should stick to footb- oh. @alstewitn @David_Cameron Are you sure? I was at an election party full of Tories and I recall them being cockahoop at 10pm... @tomchaplin Who?End of Farage, at least. Literally the last we will ever hear of him. Small mercies. @KDogWhizzle Yeah it looks okay. I’m just mucking about.But I voted Green. What the fuck happened? @Sathnam I also really need it to not be hung for the column I’ve half-written for Saturday to be finishable before… https://t.co/ifQImqsnQn @Sathnam @ClareFoges I dont read her columns anymore because she never comes to the Op-Ed Christmas dinner. I get a… https://t.co/DliblkqKFH @Sathnam Except a working majority would mean he needs the ERG and we’ll get a harder Brexit but landslide will mea… https://t.co/s6IZlDVXc5 @caroldecker @brackley88 @talkRADIO I was kind of assuming not... @caroldecker @DasBoot54 @talkRADIO 💕 @Aug24 @talkRADIO @caroldecker ☹️ @brackley88 @talkRADIO @caroldecker Yep. @baffledonlooker @talkRADIO @caroldecker Fair32 years after it went to number one, ‘China in your Hand’ finally gets the cover version it deserves, feat. Decker… https://t.co/D1lfq6zffP @DasBoot54 @talkRADIO @caroldecker Good. Fuck off. @NigelSlater And the only one in the country where your vote can definitely get rid of Corbyn. @TomChivers I was born in July 1969 so my third general election was when I was five and a quarter.
12/12
2019
@_stavros1 I guess. Although I am a very slightly younger dinosaur.I love you, Jeremy. https://t.co/vTKZJMgUHe @morganmatt @hugorifkind ESPECIALLY in test matches. @hugorifkind Binny versus Jez really would be a tough one though...Fucking love Klopp. https://t.co/e85I2HKayl"It was completely stupid" 🗣 Jurgen Klopp apologises to a translator after criticising his work on Monday 🤝 https://t.co/uFvQen8JZF
Retweeted by Giles Coren @hugorifkind I know I am 🇮🇱 @RyanRDavid That’s the plan... @asuander 💪🏽 @andrewsduncan1 No @AshAtalla Can’t begin to imagine!Block out your calendars, rewrite your diaries, set your alarms... https://t.co/q1gzwTg2SuAfter 3pm talking to #hestonblumenthal and @gilescoren about #hestonsmarvellousmenu can’t wait to head back to 2001… https://t.co/lsyyaWwGhK
Retweeted by Giles Coren⁦@secondmentions⁩ “emulsified high-fat offal tubes”. GLORIOUS. https://t.co/l7YngwJst0 @Anne_MarieMill Rectangles!
12/11
2019
@RNorthumberland @PaulGreenTPB That was an idea i toyed with too! I think someone also does something like it on si… https://t.co/4yj5nilOWV @gilescoren @PeteCityPrice Watching The Twelve Drinks of Christmas should become as much a part of the Christmas tr… https://t.co/rmzTJbX50c
Retweeted by Giles Coren @PeteCityPrice How nice. Well, I’m presenting a new show next Thursday on BBC2 9pm called Heston’s Marvellous Menu… https://t.co/jG4AdNPTTOThe fat arse of Johnson, the shit teeth of Corbyn, the teeny-weeny brain of Swinson, the mushroom-penised impotence… https://t.co/EpTSTijfJF @MattCainWriter @NotCyberJohn @talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan He collects lizard skulls! His avatar is some thing from a kids’ movie! 🦎 👶🏻 @MattCainWriter @NotCyberJohn @talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan He’s a lonely bedroom onanist with no followers. Want me to g… https://t.co/CmHAxdaAli
12/10
2019
“Hey Jo, tell me, what is an idiot?” “Well, I know I’m one...” https://t.co/w6I1sH8Ac2The book The Madonna of Bolton was rejected by 30 publishers in 2007 for being too "gay”. Are there any arguments a… https://t.co/7ZykW7cyee
Retweeted by Giles Coren @joewarwick Disagree. Got an amazing recipe off @XanderArmstrong - it’s all about using wine you would want to drin… https://t.co/x3n0JRk4roCarol joined us at 9pm, which is two hours in. https://t.co/qc6VHYTJBeGiley in her hand... Huge thanks to Carol Decker for letting us share her Desert Island Snacks last night on TalkRa… https://t.co/OJ6OhjXVcr
12/9
2019
@LeeHambly @mrjamesob Not about the state of my own life, no. Which is what this thread is about. But about the sta… https://t.co/aoqBUNX04C @mrjamesob Well my local MP will still be Keir in the next parliament so I’m doing what I can... @matthew0connor @mrjamesob Well I’ll probably vote for Keith anyway. Although I’d like my vote held over until he’s… https://t.co/P7ZSVe9WRk @mrjamesob Well it’s just ever so hard knowing whom to vote for when one has no complaints. I suppose I’ll have to… https://t.co/85GTcF1sDr @mrjamesob What if you think you are living a better life than you deserve? @PeterMooreLane1 @talkRADIO Oh days @zebrapumpkin @talkRADIO Wife styling. Not convinced. @DavidPeters__ @talkRADIO Yes @BuntyArachchige @talkRADIO Thank you! @AlfPrufrock @talkRADIO Yep @mrmarkdolan @gilescoren @caroldecker Great show guys 👍
Retweeted by Giles CorenGoodness. @gilescoren claims I’m right wing @talkRADIO - doesn’t he know the #IndependentRepublic is the most balan… https://t.co/bKtK8at7LZ
Retweeted by Giles Coren @BexB_84 @talkRADIO Winter break. Back jan 3. @Iromg @talkRADIO @mrmarkdolan I do I do! And, hang on, you’re listening? Thank you!Listen to @talkRADIO NOW to find out all about how we got this tree and the disasters that ensued... https://t.co/BazPnksfO8 @caroldecker @talkRADIO Mine. Had to cut the top off to get it on! https://t.co/5Zn1ja0G64 @thomasTMFmorley @Joanna__Hardy It’s all so complicated. @richardosman @Joanna__Hardy I, on the other hand...She has a point. I feel bad. I will thus apologise to her on my TalkRadio show tonight at 7pm. And explain why I re… https://t.co/BDgdJr1J1E @Joanna__Hardy Yes that was quite the exaggeration. I’m sorry if you felt hard done by. I just got to peak NHS whin… https://t.co/U85V1vGpDQ @jcoxwriter Although I am also sheltered and lucky @jcoxwriter Or a monstrous exaggerator @CountessPidders Me too! @mikekelly85 @Malisdad Bingo @jbr_1976 Phew @amhopcroft I slept VERY WELL THANK YOU AND THE MILK WAS FINE! 😡Can’t wait! https://t.co/0kBQR4iwkI @jbr_1976 I’m not a Tory. @DomZRoss Greens, maybe?Although obviously fuck the Tories and Boris and everything but without saying such dim, childish things. https://t.co/FBUbMKCcOrOh, and what with her being based in Holborn, she is 15 minutes from, as far as I can see, at least, FIVE great hos… https://t.co/HKkUpMWmpAThis is probably the single dimmest tweet I’ve ever read. The sort of crowd-pleasing socialsit twit who thinks a ni… https://t.co/JlfpkgCKIPHang on, is this yucky frozen bao - served twice - some rare Chinese regional delicacy I don’t know about or does t… https://t.co/QofNeJAl2dIs this why LibDems are all still basically children? https://t.co/ATL32h4qi0 @richardpbacon Because broadly veganism is a statement about individual health and the health of the planet. And Di… https://t.co/86Sa7eAVHa
12/8
2019
@Norfolk_Counsel Would that she had the power @Dwarfland25 More so @jeremyskidmore True @LawMice Thanks. I guess there are contexts in which it could. @ianstringer That’s generally the pattern. As my friend @Dannythefink was saying the other day, quoting I think a r… https://t.co/oE57jBVOQL @Sherrymoments @TomRebbitt Oh it’s all out there on twitter slash Google if you do the right searches. @NigelLindsay1 Because then the piece would be about him. @JonnyGeller I did German A level. She’s actually saying it never happened and then explaining why she’s backing Jeremy Corbyn.Son’s goal on South Korean TV might be the best thing you’ll see all day. https://t.co/dY5TFHoYHi
Retweeted by Giles Coren @Ellyfarty @beelinbaxter Love Chang’s. Reviewed it quite recently. @barrysherwin61 @beelinbaxter @_tigerbitespig @richardpope Noted! @CliffTh02304184 It wasnt an anti subeditors rant. It was an anti bad subediting rant. Good subeds should love me.… https://t.co/0SadE9CHYR @Rusty530 @SiFi65 Ever @annethompson7 Easy to find on twitter or by googling @mrdarrenyoung @Hawkmothleather 😘 @NigelLindsay1 It is. And I probably should have acknowledged that. But I got a bit fixated on ME.Frozen bao, not once but twice! @gilescoren - you are generous with your scores. Chinese like me would walk out and… https://t.co/4y4llskC4L
Retweeted by Giles Coren @SiFi65 Yes my point is not legally relevant. Just rhetorical. @Clare01256377 Ooh, i get in deep doo doo when i do that. Although i do do it. So more doodooo
12/7
2019

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