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Gil Valle @gilvalle3 Queens, NY

Rewriting my history & enjoying living in the moment. Author of extreme horror fiction as a side gig. Aspiring sports handicapper. @UofMaryland ‘06. Go Terps 🐢

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Joined Twitter 11/28/14


I’ll believe it when I see it https://t.co/B89EkNj2S3Two lightning bolts frame One World Trade Center as they hit the Hudson River in front of lower Manhattan during a… https://t.co/RPGXbcxcIe
Retweeted by Gil ValleMike Francesa gives us the complete schedules for the Mets and Yankees, including off days. I would recommend grabb… https://t.co/358yaH1Eeq
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7/7
2020
@NYCMayor You're an expert on name changing. Isn't that right Warren Wilhelm?
Retweeted by Gil Valle @Jhoff10 @Matteau23 Lmao I reply tweeted at the exact moment you posted this @Matteau23 The best thing about his very brief tenure is the videoI would rather eat bat shit in Wuhan than go to any political rally https://t.co/RQdS2nVJUA"Md & every other college power." You heard it from Skip, Maryland is a college football power https://t.co/WRAhkE7uDp
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7/6
2020
Imagine going on twitter thinking guys like Joey Chestnut is going to hell for eating hot dogs. “Competitive eating… https://t.co/GkXoXoAThb
Retweeted by Gil ValleSo glad this fairy never ended up with the Yankees https://t.co/L2QfYbWhhKThe bouncing ball is COVID https://t.co/iPutysh9LV
Retweeted by Gil ValleLol https://t.co/wskspBYW9b
7/5
2020
@Jhoff10 It’s been pent up for awhile @Jhoff10 Lol seriously it’s like how they used to call A-Rod the lightning rodNobody despised the Stanton trade more than me before it even happened but holy shit you can’t blame him for this. Shit happensChrist almighty https://t.co/misnVcyXxW @trejondunkley @LakeTahoeTen Not even close, as the courts have concluded resoundingly. I’ve also had my balls bust… https://t.co/DUQqR0xrhXThe Giants should change their name. It’s offensive to midgets.
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7/4
2020
I would say “Generals” so they can keep their victory song. Just substitute “Generals” for Redskins and it still wo… https://t.co/XpyS23Aj1BWhat if I told you that over a hundred thousand people die every single day? https://t.co/tq5UqBNM4I @martinonyc So don’t cover it. Go cry into a pillow
Retweeted by Gil Valle @ChrisBiv Yeah I figured but I didn’t add the part about this app being poisonousBar Rescue marathon! @ChrisBiv Exactly my thought tooDon’t care. Be with whoever makes you happy. Live and let live https://t.co/1FofxcHJR0
7/3
2020
@Matteau23 BREAKIN THE LAW BREAKING THE LAWWWWWWWAren't you the guy who set up a GoFundMe for your stolen Xbox? Or was that someone else? https://t.co/Gj32Ma9cYy
Retweeted by Gil ValleThis never happened https://t.co/tUlCQNbs2I @Hey_its_Don_ He would be a better fit on the Mets. The Yankees already had a right handed injury prone slugger who… https://t.co/VX4JHODREdThat’s a real photo? https://t.co/n9MLSlAhfa
7/1
2020
Handing a mask to a kid with a mask on for a photo op lol https://t.co/3AkWRLs2H9
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6/30
2020
@Lisa6264 MortifyingArachnophobia https://t.co/6BINg25drg @kreids_ LOLWhat a fucking shithole that place is https://t.co/toNykxg14H
6/29
2020
“Dinner” https://t.co/nSqe7tOEhs
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6/28
2020
@MikeFrancesa He’ll blow it like he always does especially now that you mentioned it @Matteau23 Hello legs! #Knox @Matteau23 I would be thrilled if shaking hands goes away forever. There is going to be a lot of good that comes ou… https://t.co/gG8WRTd62i😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/d16KLnsYYGWay to just give zero fucks https://t.co/OH1vmasgeP @NamesTaken373 A big one for me is escalator etiquette. Stay to the right if you ain’t walking up/down
6/26
2020
Bettor @DKSportsbook put $135 on Mackenzie Hughes at 150-1 odds to lead the Travelers after Round 1 👀 Hughes curre… https://t.co/h1N6dPYuJW
Retweeted by Gil Valle @MikeInNewHaven Congrats! Jeez, seems like yesterday when Mike Francesca didn’t give a shit about your Yankee stadium tour2020 was worth it. https://t.co/SkSPrV4J6e
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6/25
2020
@TerpsFootball @taxslayerbowl The good old glory daysCoronavirus https://t.co/jdQMTSU7b9
Retweeted by Gil Valle @vicdamone1979 I hear youI’ll believe baseball is back when I see it!“Mark Messier is not a legend” “Ken Griffey Jr was overrated” -shit you will only see on twitter
Retweeted by Gil Valle @TheDietIsOff Lmao never
6/24
2020
@katiek485 Huh... oddly enough indeed @katiek485 From where?Greatest first three career touches in college football history? TD run, TD reception, TD pass. @JeshaunJones06 i… https://t.co/pXHoSphwyv
Retweeted by Gil ValleNew Yorkers fed up with fireworks honk horns near Gracie Mansion to wake up de Blasio https://t.co/37KVoQwBex https://t.co/gDiCWIBWRD
Retweeted by Gil ValleLOLLLL https://t.co/AMhRl890JR @Matteau23 @Jhoff10 Hoff will be on this in 10 years too when McCutchen comes back for old timers day
6/23
2020
@wclark411 @Matteau23 “Chances are, you bought them already!” @Matteau23 less than 1% of people here will appreciate this gif response and it’s sadhttps://t.co/vcLUVJzxGR https://t.co/d3xmc3RB5j“Tell us when and where!” What a bunch of fraudulent jerkoffs https://t.co/6srIUvqeuc
6/22
2020
Still waiting https://t.co/cAWoB9oyCE
6/21
2020
LOL https://t.co/LLDXAJejcB @SteveDietrich13 He said he is leaving Twitter @slaw12345678 Lol I knowSee ya ✌️ https://t.co/v8oVue46ra
6/20
2020
We don’t deserve dogs😂😭 https://t.co/dRgMAdtPxw
Retweeted by Gil ValleBREAKING: Mayor Greg Fischer has announced that Louisville Metro Police is firing officer Brett Hankison. Hankison… https://t.co/m0CDFJrGHc
Retweeted by Gil Valle @g3thaunted That tweet turned out about as well as my marriageStill get chills 😳 https://t.co/6NwFLmqHPO
Retweeted by Gil Valle @feraljokes Nah, I’ve been sticking to stuff like chicken. A lot less of a hassle @TactiGoth @feraljokes LOLWelcome to the Middle East. Joking. It's DeBlasio’s NYC. #DefundThePolice @NYCMayor @NYPDnews https://t.co/Z15HQB1w0w
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6/19
2020
Nice! Also, some of the players in this game are currently in 6th grade https://t.co/pzUXHoP5wD @ZaWheelZ @MikeInNewHaven https://t.co/d4RJ664xEe @MikeInNewHaven Yes no issues at all out there @MikeInNewHaven I was so happy the crowd responded that way the next day. He was obviously having some kind of ment… https://t.co/BycJgJfu8D @ZaWheelZ @MikeInNewHaven Yes she was about 15 rows up behind first base @MikeInNewHaven Try to find the clip of Chuck Knoblauch taking himself out of a game one day. Made a throwing error… https://t.co/sEti0VMDOR @MikeInNewHaven That’s exactly what the 15 year old version of me said @TimGreg20 Over easy for the win @MikeInNewHaven Bobby Cox was irate about the short porch in the post game interview
6/18
2020
@gilvalle3 I miss the roar of the crowd on a routine fly ball to right.
Retweeted by Gil Valle @BigDickFrancesa Yeah there is always an egregious mistake either with a player name or mentioning someone who hasn… https://t.co/oX9WEMmCm4 @ByLeslieMontei1 People in Yankees twitter make up these stories about being approached by random strangers and in… https://t.co/9HuaMrxPYk @ByLeslieMontei1 Joke went over your head it’s okay. Go have some 7-Eleven coffee“I was out for lunch today and the waiter said ‘hey what did you think of Gary Cole’s start last night?’ and I was… https://t.co/CcJW5mjskNOne thing I miss about baseball season is making fun of Yankee Twitters’ made up stories about being approached by… https://t.co/GNqOsuAvSi
6/17
2020
@oliviabenzos Who doesn’t? @oliviabenzos Nice!!! @TheDietIsOff How fortunate that he just happened to have a radio run involving the man he was thinking of murderin… https://t.co/QKt1orvyR5 @TheDietIsOff People still want Chauvin charged with first degree murder too. Grown and supposedly functioning adults say this @fretz88 No I haven’t but I will try it next time I’m around a Starbucks. Believe it or not I live and work in area… https://t.co/LcwSjjBbK5 @ByLeslieMontei1 It doesn’t get enough love. It’s greatLOL https://t.co/RMmxaM3Mm7
Retweeted by Gil ValleThe Nitro brew iced coffee from 7-Eleven is phenomenal @TheRickWilson Welp. It's unfortunate that thanking a customer for a compliment back in 2012 would be viewed as pol… https://t.co/2MvTthbYKJ
Retweeted by Gil ValleThey’ll find out who did it easily and it could be an attempted murder charge. Hope it was worth it for this dumb a… https://t.co/v1F0zACsrQ @ByLeslieMontei1 @FaMSportsNY https://t.co/ieqqvLwifU
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6/16
2020
@ChrisBiv @NYMQnz @Greg_Pomes Seriously laugh out loud funny that one
6/15
2020

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