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the dad in every 90’s movie 😂😂 https://t.co/Ttm7C3FCQp
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7/10
2020
craig https://t.co/rWOkhwfoib
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7/8
2020
BILL https://t.co/9aTi28CnPR
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6/10
2020
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6/6
2020
Minnesota Freedom Fund, an organization that many people have been donating to, has received a flood of support lat… https://t.co/OwwVGLMlMu
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6/1
2020
@pienar posted up in windhelm on a tuesday night 🙏Gollum... Dobby... there was a time when buying a ticket to the movies meant you were about to see a truly disgusting little freak
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5/27
2020
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5/15
2020
https://t.co/KWG8jtwaIq @Midocamusic jai wolf
5/10
2020
why usps workers always wearing those tiny ass shorts everywhere looking like jessica rabbit showing off their gams like that ?? @Roysenotes moving forward with your blessing jack ❤️ @badgasta that is fairpermission to get slightly thick this quarantine?? 👉👈 https://t.co/RZi3c8jdtt
5/5
2020
sorry to alarm you folks it was just an illusion https://t.co/UNSGhwZl2lliterally just chilling in the park naked https://t.co/uJABQDNE1K
5/4
2020
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4/23
2020
i have transcended past the need for human contact or touch. i have been isolated for 30 days and have never been h… https://t.co/tsjdmBg79T
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4/15
2020
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4/14
2020
look we all have different friday moods, vibes if you will, and mine is consuming buckets of paint in my garage
4/11
2020
my mom was trying to make us naan and it wasn’t working so i said “don’t worry, the naan issue is a non-issue” and… https://t.co/QapAzcHslB
4/10
2020
@Stonerfriend1 @Midocamusic my god ty man @Stonerfriend1 @Midocamusic god i love you @Stonerfriend1 @Midocamusic please me next
4/8
2020
day 23 of self quarantine https://t.co/Y421uUb0MP @_ericcurtin chet porter
4/5
2020
if you have kik downloaded on your phone you’re irredeemably hornymy sleep paralysis demon https://t.co/aPWt4S5bYv
4/1
2020
i don’t care anymore i’m willing to risk it all for the grocery delivery lady https://t.co/yWxL81GNYM
3/31
2020
@Melkor_minion bro u have no right to be this hot on my TL
3/24
2020
day 7 of quarantine https://t.co/VGLQPQ7MQW
3/21
2020
new iphone got me flippin thru the filters like https://t.co/fgCJQCFOLWfound this framed in my dads “man cave”... pretty crazy how not being able to satisfy women is hereditary https://t.co/Ldf8tFcWgd @_DanTweets_ certainly nothttps://t.co/lxOwbZOsHm
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3/15
2020
https://t.co/mEO6vdFfa0we must adapt to survive https://t.co/AICa2QhHl5
3/14
2020
i told a girl i was from alaska this weekend and she pulled out her phone to find it on the map and zoomed all the… https://t.co/PCuW3P8OPG
3/10
2020
@milligram_c4d sorry @milligram_c4d he sounds hotnot getting any matches i guess girls just don’t like bad boys https://t.co/JzAtSM3nPe
2/20
2020
photo dump... https://t.co/QKVdLuG70q
2/10
2020
happy mommy monday everyone hope it’s going well!! https://t.co/mgFMcOwu7l @coolbutpoorguy bro i was about to post her for mommy monday stop stealing my swag
2/3
2020
my little weekly dose of crime is when i’m shopping at whole foods i grab a toffee cookie and eat it all before i r… https://t.co/tITNWt7diC
2/2
2020
@sweatyhairy 🙌🙌
1/28
2020
secured the strongest name on Byte https://t.co/PQmOgEWdhf
1/25
2020
me practicing setting down my water during my netflix comedy special https://t.co/fG4lfHB7wA
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1/24
2020
@bigasscrab LMAO
1/6
2020
if your second toe is longer than your first toe you’re not eligible for the draft no sweat guys
1/4
2019
i think this guy in my yearbook was going for a cool magician vibe but accidentally stumbled into more of an evil i… https://t.co/hrEnv2Jkjwboys clamp their jaw in photos then you meet them in real life and they look like this https://t.co/VJ0qsMDphn
12/30
2019
@GALDYTRON i came back to say thisa lot of people don’t realize this but when a dude with a big meaty fucking hog makes jokes about having a small pe… https://t.co/SrJfpdupcv
12/29
2019
@_kendallmm i’m so sorry ken
12/16
2019
@nickmullen https://t.co/oxaeTrNgGmif someone fucking did this to me at st*rbucks I would have put my mouth on the steam wand and turned it on https://t.co/whDxzxVyGi
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12/14
2019
@coolbutpoorguy dude it will change your life
12/12
2019
@pienar i am b*tches as well i believe @pienar yes yes yes 👏:( https://t.co/Qoo0vQrVHO
12/6
2019
@hunter_hhhh absolutely calling myself a vapor twitch artist now.@Spotify getting super personal this year https://t.co/2nIdGwFu4u
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12/5
2019
hello i would like to ask if you guys see how messed up this is?? https://t.co/Z5XODSpwIe @constratbeats lmaoor/LSD subreddit just keeps giving https://t.co/AjD3o1iG1S
12/3
2019
@AdamFriedland spray me down brotherJust Chinese fisherman couple eating https://t.co/WOu722Iyti
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12/2
2019
bae get in... we’re going on an adventure 😍✨ https://t.co/sPxh5wifbkwhen baby needs his binky 🥵😡 https://t.co/VlioCUwDAI
12/1
2019
which flavor are y’all copping?? https://t.co/NC1CO7gikdplayfully squirting gasoline at the ARCO employees telling them its a super soaker competition @cushbomb drink UP sis
11/30
2019
https://t.co/lWHYiR3xxCi just ran across the funniest friggin meme i HAVE to show you guys hold on.. @_ericcurtin lol aight u got mewow i like having my normal stupid music twitter deactivated so i don’t have to make dumb jokes about reverb and compression everydayshe deserves my entire thanksgiving dinner and i will secretly give it to her under the table don’t tell anyone https://t.co/dWxkmmCzwK
11/29
2019
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11/21
2019
Tornado tutorial🌪🌪🌪🍺🍻🍺. Swirl the bottle clockwise or anticlockwise, not shake it back and forth, to make the beer… https://t.co/XczmmqSSWN
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11/17
2019
cheers everyone! have a phenomenal day! https://t.co/pyWTRGImfEwas trying to fall asleep to gentle rain sounds on youtube and realized the uploader put dominos pizza ads every 30… https://t.co/z6kKC6RONz
10/30
2019
so god damn sick of my clumsy step sister getting stuck in the dryer and under the sink and shit, she has absolutely no spatial awareness
10/27
2019
wait til the end... https://t.co/nmhFtttjgYwhy tf are step bros ALWAYS acting up???
10/26
2019
@BeefedUpStud their family holidays are buck wild
10/22
2019
giving the Bruh Button app on my phone full permissions including location so the creators can see exactly where i’… https://t.co/YTAOGSAePG
10/21
2019
@urvillageidiot glad you’re back man
10/19
2019
screw formatted tweets how about you format this giant ass @pienar whenever my blood pressure gets too high i flip to this video as a cool downtaking the train... https://t.co/pFmgpJAcxU
10/18
2019
can’t wait for summer! https://t.co/3akBYPTSOb
10/17
2019
hello yes i need a wife for the month of october so we can watch poltergeist and go to a pumpkin patch and then you… https://t.co/udVIzRqPLd
10/16
2019
the biggest guy in the jail but he’s living in constant fear because everyone tries to beat the shit out of him on their first day
10/15
2019
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10/12
2019
please step into my office ... https://t.co/sNtE0170EJ
10/6
2019
@benicetome i wanted to check my rowing posture LINDLEY
10/3
2019
checking my online bank statements https://t.co/r5SClzUInMa corgi was clearly smiling at me so i smiled back and the owner gave me a weird look... this has NOTHING to do with you you piece of shit
10/2
2019

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