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A tangled fog of pulsating yearning in the shape of a woman • she/her(s)

272 Following   320 Followers   9,207 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/10/09


How is everyone's evening a guy in the apartment next to us fell out the second story window and there are nine cop… https://t.co/7xaTVxQyx5Important: Honey found a favorite stick today https://t.co/ImOA8AVZNu
4/20
2021
IS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT SEEIN BOTH DUA LIPA AN DUAL IPA MAKE ME THIRSTY
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4/19
2021
PEMDAS Please Excuse My Dumptruck Ass Sir
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4/18
2021
@bradcandoit I don't know if this is a compliment or an insult. I literally cannot tellhi this is super important https://t.co/QqlvoB23rc
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4/17
2021
Everyone wears running shoes on Guy's Grocery Games but nobody ever wears a sports bra
4/14
2021
I’m all for safety but women have been getting blood clots from birth control for decades and they haven’t tried pa… https://t.co/bbn9BSw1T8
Retweeted by jujutake out more of the teeth https://t.co/oQDhxDJoAI
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4/13
2021
Brooklyn Center is 55% POC. Cops don't care about the communities they are supposed to serve. They care about upho… https://t.co/JKh4eNMXabThis is #DaunteWright and his son Duante Wright Jr. Earlier today Duante Sr. was shot to death during a traffic s… https://t.co/hMQxU35XL7
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4/12
2021
There's anxiety then there's the last day of cherry blossom season on Animal Crossing @bradcandoit She's a very good girl
4/10
2021
Quick while the queen is distracted Northern Ireland Scotland and Wales should sneak out
Retweeted by juju @hmntre I was 15 when Fearless came out, so of course I cried listening to fifteen. These songs just hit different… https://t.co/I2plmuBtfF @bradcandoit wow I didn't know this either. this is weird to watch lol
4/9
2021
@bradcandoit Could Mark Ruffalo pull off Jerry's "charming slightly redneck" ways? I think Carrie could have defini… https://t.co/37c9z0bBmc
4/8
2021
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4/6
2021
Wahtch from afar: Nothing will stop the danc e sensation https://t.co/Vb6QB0fEsl
Retweeted by jujuMy favorite hobby is listening to true crime podcasts and yelling ACAB repeatedly when they get to explaining how cops screwed up the case
4/5
2021
You know, it's just like cats to have their own kind of weed
4/4
2021
@hmntre @JohnHammontree Wow this made me tear up a little. I am so so happy for you ❤️ you deserve all of the happi… https://t.co/z8CBglAvD4
4/3
2021
@noampomsky @Kristen_Arnett 420th waveI am proud to announce that I have made 2 (two) friends in this town
4/1
2021
What people think trans issues are vs what trans issues actually are #TransDayOfVisibility https://t.co/SgBpFCUlpw
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3/31
2021
They are on a phone call https://t.co/XmwSYuNqRd
Retweeted by jujuBeing the youngest child is EVERYTHING!!!!! I will always be the baby. FIGHT ME!!!!
Retweeted by jujuMe after I get my second vax shot and wait the appropriate 2-week period https://t.co/GCQ4rwa2uY
Retweeted by jujuWest Michigan friends - Spectrum has a ton of vaccine appointments and has expanded to everyone 18+! Pass it on! https://t.co/0b5rpstYJvI've been incredibly depressed and isolated since we moved to a new state during the pandemic. Getting a dog has he… https://t.co/eS6xxEA7uo
3/30
2021
@larsical heck yeah you did!!notice how we say “man” whenever we’re disappointed
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3/29
2021
@naydeenradias This is it 😍
3/28
2021
The only NFT I care about is Nice Fuzzy Toast https://t.co/vpIJdNSAdv
3/27
2021
@mynameisalaina My favorite vine of all time
3/26
2021
Bringing this vine back to the TL https://t.co/mi8JuAeLho
Retweeted by juju @bradcandoit booty in the air! booty in the air!I can't wait start anxiously stalking vaccine appointments next week! but then I'm going to be able to HUG MY GRANDMALET'S GET WEIRD AND VACCINATED 👁️👄👁️🎉🎺 https://t.co/OIOELAcjM7the only NFT i care about is the N anny F rom T he nanny
Retweeted by juju @bradcandoit that shirt slaps @bradcandoit It is so, so bad. I highly recommend the book Missoula for a v infuriating but thorough look into how awful it all isI hate! it! here! https://t.co/iYfwOokTW1
3/25
2021
same energy https://t.co/1RLXs7HzaO https://t.co/RdvtIr4XNp @nicknewt I like to think that her hairstylist on The View is incredibly petty, taking out their hatred on her, and doing a great job
3/24
2021
@bradcandoit @FrankTweets https://t.co/VhUGQpJKBR @bradcandoit a) that is the same thing as eating pesto on pasta, just with less dignity getting there b) you can't… https://t.co/SOrCzEpKB4 @bradcandoit I'm really upset about the plain spaghetti and hot dogs
3/23
2021
"somebody who flips burgers" is such a disrespectful and denigrating way to refer to people working in a kitchen of… https://t.co/5MLfdTPBFH
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3/22
2021
Me, staring John Fogerty dead in the eyes: There’s only one CCR I respect and she voiced the lead character of DISNEY’S KIM POSSIBLE
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3/20
2021
the moon is in gemini https://t.co/WJI5BlLIRi
Retweeted by jujuRent-free https://t.co/jHpTr3s3RwLet me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention https://t.co/t0DWKL2YHR
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3/19
2021
Okay this is single handedly the best piece of content to ever be made. Sound ON https://t.co/jcvqaQQk5W
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3/18
2021
Tell me the murderer is a white man without telling me the murderer is a white man https://t.co/hBlRcuGqqdMade an active google doc (linked here) to help consolidate Asian American community and justice organizations to l… https://t.co/IkrW5laCSp
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3/17
2021
@bradcandoit does anyone in this family have good handwriting
3/15
2021
@bradcandoit How the hell are yaMy secret to happiness? Having a pocket full of treats at the dog park so every dog wants to be friends
3/14
2021
Naturally, @ginger_jewels had the best gag. https://t.co/8BUZABZ8gp
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3/13
2021
[seeing other people get vaccinated] https://t.co/UC6ZDJsQz7
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3/12
2021
My two memorable quotes to Honey for today were: "GOOD GIRL LICKS HER BROTHER" "Congratulations on being well-behav… https://t.co/mGBJpEERE8Every day I think about these wise words from @larsical: "If you don't want to throw your dog out the window multip… https://t.co/VvIOzUkf8cCharles Entertainment Schumer
Retweeted by jujuNow I'm reading Betty White's Wikipedia and crying https://t.co/3ZVwR38dLA @naydeenradias thank you bringing this out there! when I saw the newest post I really thought it was one of your de… https://t.co/6SAkjuoKSe @bradcandoit All Cats Are BabiesLoose cannon Meow Meow Fuzzyface strikes again https://t.co/JAvz8u0g6N
3/11
2021
Friends, I have never watched Golden Girls. Should I watch Golden Girls, or has it aged poorly @DanMCollins I've taken three covid tests because of a mixture of this and forgetting to turn my humidifier on before bedI will always retweet this every time it blesses the timeline. This is true art, nothing will ever come close https://t.co/za1G6DU7lE @ACWorldBlog @buildabear POPPY!!
3/10
2021
A fun feature of my anxiety is that I'll only go to places like salons that allow me to book online so I don't have… https://t.co/8dqQqFsY2w @bradcandoit This is a side-effect of two air signs getting married @vibewithade Love this playlist ❤️ I'll add Octo Octa and Kelly Lee Owens!
3/9
2021
today’s the day https://t.co/MnkoXQ4SaL
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3/8
2021
After the pandemic is over I'll keep wearing a mask when I feel sick and also when I have chin acne @bradcandoit This is why I usually have a blanket around me at all timesWhen I say I'm doing some cleaning I mean I'm sending the same copy and pasted "I'm not looking for new roles at th… https://t.co/pG5ymBhMZJEvery stem girl I know from college would’ve distributed these vaccines faster using a doodle poll and a facebook event
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3/5
2021
Is living in the state of Texas considered an extreme sportme going out after covid https://t.co/sWhyMQKKBc
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3/4
2021
https://t.co/MPtUv8PJY9 https://t.co/g9HtrpvDf9 @bradcandoit Brad you should start skateboarding Also didn't you try to learn for like a week when you were 15forgetting a mask for a few seconds is so embarrassing. im terrified of someone thinking i’m a republican
Retweeted by juju @hmntre I just want to see us all join forces and go after the boomersIt's really rude how the solution to my anxieties is "thousands of dollars and years in therapy" and "revisiting pa… https://t.co/R5UyhHjBvg @bradcandoit here I am the old lady and you and Caitlin are my kids
3/2
2021
@hmntre absolute (and adorable) unit @HarminSandiego @bradcandoit HIMZEY BROHAN. YOUR MINDHappy Casimir Pulaski Day on the first of March it's high time for every Sufjan fan to cry like a tiny sad baby
3/1
2021
a kid will be like “bxbdjsisjndbdhixnd” & everybody else is like “??????” & the mom is just like “okay just give me… https://t.co/9pMDMqJhXT
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2/28
2021
@bradcandoit sir this is a Wendy's2020: life is pain 2021: life is pain but I have a dog now
2/26
2021
To the tune of Holidae Inn: what you doin nuttin chillin in the zoom waiting room who you wit me and my cat will yo… https://t.co/GzoDrIZSvj @catxkuhlman You've got this 💪❤️
2/25
2021

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