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Comedian, writer, emotional genius ✨

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Joined Twitter 3/10/09

“Not being into politics” is a privilege.This program offers free therapy vouchers to Black women and girls and coordinates access to care with Therapy for…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziShe was used for everything. Used to promote everything. Used to make people look good and socially conscious. Used…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziIt’s a special kind of cruelty that more protestors in Louisville tonight will be charged than men who murdered Breonna Taylor
Retweeted by Giulia RozziThis is a sad day for America and for justice. Today, no one was truly charged for Breonna Taylor's murder, and he…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziI don’t understand how some people can be so evil meanwhile, I just said sorry to a rotten tomato before throwing it in the garbage.
My 14 year old niece just texted to remind me to register & said she can’t wait till she’s old enough to vote. The… @christichiello Cutie!! @hayesdavenport I recently moved from district 4 to 14 but still support @nithyavraman 100%!!!LAT reporters: David Ryu was charged with sexually assaulting an unconscious person, accepted developer money despi…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziGood morning sunshine! TODAY is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay and that means TODAY is the day you check your voter…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziKilling 2 birds with 1 stone is a very violent way to prove you’re good at multitasking. @BestLauraEver 💛💛
@eliseconstance It’s like a huge mobile!I wish everyone in the world could experience the same kind of joy my baby experiences when she looks at a ceiling fan.Pen15 is therapy.
I could never be blackmailed because I tell everyone everything, to the point where they’re like “please stop.” @natasharothwell That opening trumpet music makes my heart tingle @beckyflaum Yes! So trueOvernight, Dr. Adeline Fagan succumbed to COVID19. Another bright light gone too soon. At 28, her fellow obgyn resi…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziOften when an influential man dies people say “he was an inspiration to kids” yet when an influential woman dies th… you went back in time and told my great grandfather there’d be a bunch of white women pretending to be black, he…
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'Hypocrite' comes from the Greek word 'hypokrites,' meaning "an actor."
Retweeted by Giulia RozziMy sister just texted “what are your plans this weekend?” What a bitch.Amy McGrath has raised $40 million and she is losing by 14 points in a recent poll. Why should people keep giving h…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziI should mention that the raccoons KILLED OUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT"Women belong in places where decisions are being made." -Ruth Bader GinsburgPrayers up for RBG and her family The best thing you can do is vote AT EVERY LEVEL. Educate yourself. Keep fighting…
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Sincerest of fuck yous to all the fucking people that denied the fucking severity of fucking covid-19 & made this f… used to get "u up?" texts from guys at 1am, now I get "on the porch chronicling raccoon behavior in the yard" tex… @amandabaramki Happy birthday!!
@thederekphelps Maybe... @thealisonbecker Nooworks!Tropical depression sounds like what happens when you can’t stop crying on a beach vacation.You cannot call yourself Christian and condone what is happening at the border. You cannot call yourself pro-life… don't believe climate change deniers are real.
WOAH: Redfield just told senators that wearing a face mask might be more protection against COVID than a vaccine.
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi“Poverty is a denial of rights sold as a character flaw.” —@sarahkendzior
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @BUGWILLETT Yes! Is it a well known book? I’m new to the kid book worldThank you to the whistleblower that came forward to talk about the actions allegedly happening at ICE facilities re…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziRead a book to my baby about a giraffe that couldn’t dance & the other animals made fun of him but then he found hi… you’re into surprises, put your gummy vitamins & weed gummies in the same bottle.I have a daughter and 4 nieces, I hope combined they never waste as much time as I did trying to get the approval of guys.
I need a translator for my dog's barking, my baby's crying and my husband's mumbling.I’d much rather be “too sensitive” than whatever the fuck has happened to half of humanity. @ACLU What can we do to stop this? @guybranum @DEADLINE Congrats!!The forced hysterectomies of immigrants is violent, grotesque, and clearly unconstitutional. Once again, ICE remind…
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Something positive- I know a lot of people that had or are having children this year & all of them are exceptionall…’s trending topics should be called “hey here’s a list of things you didn’t know to be upset about and/or make you feel old.” @ChrisLamberth 😂😂😂Me finding out that a black woman was kicking it with Keith and them. #TheVow
Retweeted by Giulia RozziFarmworkers in Oregon this week used N95 masks and their cell phone flashlights to pick cucumbers in the midst of d…
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @merrilldavis I really hope all the activists on here that constantly retweet hateful people to make fun of them w…
Me having wine + weed for the first time after giving birth @Vasq_Priscilla Same!STRONGLY recommend watching this on Netflix, it explains so much about everything awful going on. years ago 2 planes were crashed into the twin towers of the World Trade Center in NY, RIP to 2976 American 🇺🇸 wh…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziIt’s obvious that the number one reason so many people are depressed lately is because I haven’t done stand-up in 6 months.
A lot of folks acting as if 2020 has just been a string of bewildering bad luck, rather than what it truly is: a co…
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @John_Fuller85 💚 @BorakoveRobin 💙 @Shorester 💚 @ZibbyZ 🧡 @MJPalleschi Italian connessione! 💗💗
@Kati3Cov3ll Oh my gosh hiiiii! Cute pic! @mikecarrozza 💜 @MoonMaestroUSA 💛Times are tough. For anyone who needs it, I love you.Pool: Biden moved to "comfort an elderly woman using a wheelchair who was holding a picture of her son, who she tol…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziEXCLUSIVE | The Trump administration has secretly siphoned nearly $4 million away from a program that tracks and tr…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziEvery time someone says my baby looks just like my husband I yell "who did you cheat on me with?!" at him. No one l… this day of mourning for the victims and neverending support for first responders on #September11 Thanks to ef…
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Thursday update New covid-19 deaths, yesterday: Spain: 34 Italy: 14 Japan: 16 Canada: 2 UK: 8 Germany: 1 United S…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziFamily and friends, I just lost my brother to gun violence in the city of Chicago, it’s unexpected and I am prepari…
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @BethLevine75 I’m a Baba bitch all the wayTHE PRESIDENT IS A MURDERER AND HUMMUS IS OVERRATED. NO FURTHER COMMENT. @a_heimz Haha yes!
My favorite pandemic activity is driving around like I’m on a safari looking at animals (people) in the wild (resta… love to be anti-abortion until they need an abortion @KennyDeForest Samzies!!!Hey I’m scared as shit. I hope it’s ok to admit that
Retweeted by Giulia RozziVery cool how terms like “son of a bitch” and “motherfucker” insult the mom, as if she hasn’t been through enough having a shitty child.Instead of draining the swamp he’s pouring the swamp down our throats till we throw up.
I don't know if this is considered a developmental milestone but my baby and I farted at the same time. @andizeisler hahahahaha @ihaas just under Six. Months. @FrancineD 💛💛 @meenadimian One can only hope 🙏🏽🤞🏽 @ihaas So crazy!And yes, she has asked me to pitch/write this as a screenplay. Serious inquires only!Update, he JUST moved out. @coco_cornelius That is so cute!
@iselle WhoaLA's crushing heat and toxic air are the product of our climate crisis. Both will get worse if we don't take major…
Retweeted by Giulia RozziGender reveal parties are also asshole reveal parties.I’ve been with my husband so much during the pandemic that I have a fear of abandonment when he goes in the other room.TikTok kids look at us 30+ year olds on Instagram the same way us 30+ year olds look at our parents on Facebook.
Emotionally unavailable dads create emotionally too available daughters.