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Comedian, writer, emotional genius ✨ https://t.co/sBbZT7yno5

1,106 Following   17,180 Followers   7,534 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/10/09


“Not being into politics” is a privilege.This program offers free therapy vouchers to Black women and girls and coordinates access to care with Therapy for… https://t.co/yOpMuGSYWa
Retweeted by Giulia RozziShe was used for everything. Used to promote everything. Used to make people look good and socially conscious. Used… https://t.co/4y0zamfhUs
Retweeted by Giulia RozziIt’s a special kind of cruelty that more protestors in Louisville tonight will be charged than men who murdered Breonna Taylor
Retweeted by Giulia RozziThis is a sad day for America and for justice. Today, no one was truly charged for Breonna Taylor's murder, and he… https://t.co/ZYJrjGeQGw
Retweeted by Giulia RozziI don’t understand how some people can be so evil meanwhile, I just said sorry to a rotten tomato before throwing it in the garbage.
9/23
2020
My 14 year old niece just texted to remind me to register & said she can’t wait till she’s old enough to vote. The… https://t.co/CuNLRay4lx @christichiello Cutie!! @hayesdavenport I recently moved from district 4 to 14 but still support @nithyavraman 100%!!!LAT reporters: David Ryu was charged with sexually assaulting an unconscious person, accepted developer money despi… https://t.co/K9sJk5UI3p
Retweeted by Giulia RozziGood morning sunshine! TODAY is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay and that means TODAY is the day you check your voter… https://t.co/oS195P0Ewd
Retweeted by Giulia RozziKilling 2 birds with 1 stone is a very violent way to prove you’re good at multitasking. @BestLauraEver 💛💛
9/22
2020
@eliseconstance It’s like a huge mobile!I wish everyone in the world could experience the same kind of joy my baby experiences when she looks at a ceiling fan.Pen15 is therapy.
9/21
2020
I could never be blackmailed because I tell everyone everything, to the point where they’re like “please stop.” @natasharothwell That opening trumpet music makes my heart tingle @beckyflaum Yes! So trueOvernight, Dr. Adeline Fagan succumbed to COVID19. Another bright light gone too soon. At 28, her fellow obgyn resi… https://t.co/6nI8Z6tyLU
Retweeted by Giulia RozziOften when an influential man dies people say “he was an inspiration to kids” yet when an influential woman dies th… https://t.co/gP0Ewykv6Hif you went back in time and told my great grandfather there’d be a bunch of white women pretending to be black, he… https://t.co/muMHy0RAuO
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9/20
2020
'Hypocrite' comes from the Greek word 'hypokrites,' meaning "an actor." https://t.co/25lATMzl9O
Retweeted by Giulia RozziMy sister just texted “what are your plans this weekend?” What a bitch.Amy McGrath has raised $40 million and she is losing by 14 points in a recent poll. Why should people keep giving h… https://t.co/u2mRxiLnhs
Retweeted by Giulia RozziI should mention that the raccoons KILLED OUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT"Women belong in places where decisions are being made." -Ruth Bader GinsburgPrayers up for RBG and her family The best thing you can do is vote AT EVERY LEVEL. Educate yourself. Keep fighting… https://t.co/LxtFMAwdbk
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9/19
2020
Sincerest of fuck yous to all the fucking people that denied the fucking severity of fucking covid-19 & made this f… https://t.co/tAk9dHzIGHI used to get "u up?" texts from guys at 1am, now I get "on the porch chronicling raccoon behavior in the yard" tex… https://t.co/BECwbUg18z @amandabaramki Happy birthday!!
9/18
2020
@thederekphelps Maybe... @thealisonbecker Nooworks!Tropical depression sounds like what happens when you can’t stop crying on a beach vacation.You cannot call yourself Christian and condone what is happening at the border. You cannot call yourself pro-life… https://t.co/UaxUNvZc9tI don't believe climate change deniers are real.
9/17
2020
WOAH: Redfield just told senators that wearing a face mask might be more protection against COVID than a vaccine.
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi“Poverty is a denial of rights sold as a character flaw.” —@sarahkendzior
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @BUGWILLETT Yes! Is it a well known book? I’m new to the kid book worldThank you to the whistleblower that came forward to talk about the actions allegedly happening at ICE facilities re… https://t.co/WCiCxb5q2L
Retweeted by Giulia RozziRead a book to my baby about a giraffe that couldn’t dance & the other animals made fun of him but then he found hi… https://t.co/LMxqzueDjLIf you’re into surprises, put your gummy vitamins & weed gummies in the same bottle.I have a daughter and 4 nieces, I hope combined they never waste as much time as I did trying to get the approval of guys.
9/16
2020
I need a translator for my dog's barking, my baby's crying and my husband's mumbling.I’d much rather be “too sensitive” than whatever the fuck has happened to half of humanity. @ACLU What can we do to stop this? @guybranum @DEADLINE Congrats!!The forced hysterectomies of immigrants is violent, grotesque, and clearly unconstitutional. Once again, ICE remind… https://t.co/rIGIuJp2h9
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9/15
2020
Something positive- I know a lot of people that had or are having children this year & all of them are exceptionall… https://t.co/xVETqOwl31Twitter’s trending topics should be called “hey here’s a list of things you didn’t know to be upset about and/or make you feel old.” @ChrisLamberth 😂😂😂Me finding out that a black woman was kicking it with Keith and them. #TheVow https://t.co/SOaQAtUquX
Retweeted by Giulia RozziFarmworkers in Oregon this week used N95 masks and their cell phone flashlights to pick cucumbers in the midst of d… https://t.co/z7SvPaRr45
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @merrilldavis I really hope all the activists on here that constantly retweet hateful people to make fun of them w… https://t.co/cByVkYVypl
9/14
2020
Me having wine + weed for the first time after giving birth https://t.co/1dpYdt6atB @Vasq_Priscilla Same!STRONGLY recommend watching this on Netflix, it explains so much about everything awful going on. https://t.co/Sqwtsjn2RT19 years ago 2 planes were crashed into the twin towers of the World Trade Center in NY, RIP to 2976 American 🇺🇸 wh… https://t.co/3nlM8tlL7U
Retweeted by Giulia RozziIt’s obvious that the number one reason so many people are depressed lately is because I haven’t done stand-up in 6 months.
9/13
2020
A lot of folks acting as if 2020 has just been a string of bewildering bad luck, rather than what it truly is: a co… https://t.co/mHlEtI0edk
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @John_Fuller85 💚 @BorakoveRobin 💙 @Shorester 💚 @ZibbyZ 🧡 @MJPalleschi Italian connessione! 💗💗
9/12
2020
@Kati3Cov3ll Oh my gosh hiiiii! Cute pic! @mikecarrozza 💜 @MoonMaestroUSA 💛Times are tough. For anyone who needs it, I love you.Pool: Biden moved to "comfort an elderly woman using a wheelchair who was holding a picture of her son, who she tol… https://t.co/fZjbYbnDon
Retweeted by Giulia RozziEXCLUSIVE | The Trump administration has secretly siphoned nearly $4 million away from a program that tracks and tr… https://t.co/qSE21XV3eg
Retweeted by Giulia RozziEvery time someone says my baby looks just like my husband I yell "who did you cheat on me with?!" at him. No one l… https://t.co/okgyhustjHOn this day of mourning for the victims and neverending support for first responders on #September11 Thanks to ef… https://t.co/vxSaooRGE5
Retweeted by Giulia RozziA Sound Guy Is Born... @ladygaga https://t.co/UNlQjMeLOe
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9/11
2020
Thursday update New covid-19 deaths, yesterday: Spain: 34 Italy: 14 Japan: 16 Canada: 2 UK: 8 Germany: 1 United S… https://t.co/b6rBzO8nqT
Retweeted by Giulia RozziFamily and friends, I just lost my brother to gun violence in the city of Chicago, it’s unexpected and I am prepari… https://t.co/EZLCvlp9Bj
Retweeted by Giulia Rozzi @BethLevine75 I’m a Baba bitch all the wayTHE PRESIDENT IS A MURDERER AND HUMMUS IS OVERRATED. NO FURTHER COMMENT. @a_heimz Haha yes!
9/10
2020
My favorite pandemic activity is driving around like I’m on a safari looking at animals (people) in the wild (resta… https://t.co/fEA3mOJsUXPeople love to be anti-abortion until they need an abortion @KennyDeForest Samzies!!!Hey I’m scared as shit. I hope it’s ok to admit that
Retweeted by Giulia RozziVery cool how terms like “son of a bitch” and “motherfucker” insult the mom, as if she hasn’t been through enough having a shitty child.Instead of draining the swamp he’s pouring the swamp down our throats till we throw up.
9/9
2020
I don't know if this is considered a developmental milestone but my baby and I farted at the same time. @andizeisler hahahahaha @ihaas just under Six. Months. @FrancineD 💛💛 @meenadimian One can only hope 🙏🏽🤞🏽 @ihaas So crazy!And yes, she has asked me to pitch/write this as a screenplay. Serious inquires only!Update, he JUST moved out. https://t.co/s1IVeq77EB @coco_cornelius That is so cute!
9/8
2020
@iselle WhoaLA's crushing heat and toxic air are the product of our climate crisis. Both will get worse if we don't take major… https://t.co/M3atKMawAQ
Retweeted by Giulia RozziGender reveal parties are also asshole reveal parties.I’ve been with my husband so much during the pandemic that I have a fear of abandonment when he goes in the other room.TikTok kids look at us 30+ year olds on Instagram the same way us 30+ year olds look at our parents on Facebook.
9/7
2020
Emotionally unavailable dads create emotionally too available daughters.
9/6
2020

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