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There are massive floods in southeast Mexico right now. These guys in a boat found a good boy who was cold, frigh… https://t.co/tXerDbhzoJ
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11/16
2020
We all jokingly predicted this but I dont think any one of us actually expected Bunny to cross the line of consciou… https://t.co/g3GZFkSq71
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Retweeted by Mykie @_macarony https://t.co/aRyWwnfrQG @Corpse_Husband https://t.co/qmCR6ghQW0If you're still social distancing, washing your hands, limiting contact with people, and wearing a mask, please ret… https://t.co/JDLlUGaARt
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11/15
2020
It’s Saturday. One in every 378 Americans tested positive for COVID over the past week. Wear a mask.
Retweeted by Mykiefriday the 13th is just a superstition. the last friday the 13th we had this year was in march and I can’t remember… https://t.co/A6WLbien8T
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11/14
2020
@lily_marston ✨aspirational✨ @_macarony “All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fcking face on your face!” Also… https://t.co/Sow6mVqHtboh my god. ripley just hereditary’d a bird
11/13
2020
actual fake news https://t.co/n7c9lcsel1Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm.
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11/12
2020
Our democracy is in deep, deep peril if a significant number of Americans are only prepared to see election results… https://t.co/hiv9zr2aTP
Retweeted by MykieI am not worried that Trump will be president on January 21st. I am extremely worried that, by the time they're don… https://t.co/FQkdcQfXld
Retweeted by Mykieteach sign language instead of cursive! teach sign language instead of cursive! teach sign language instead of curs… https://t.co/HyHrjt8X95
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11/11
2020
@NikitaDragun And just as a side note... I took it in 2005, so I’m not sure if or how it’s changed since then. @NikitaDragun Saw your other tweets about body acne- I saw the best results on my back and chest which were bad bef… https://t.co/cjaRuAkm89 @NikitaDragun Cleared me up by 50%, which, for as bad as it started, I was pretty happy with. Still had above avera… https://t.co/NelOjpllmLSec. of State Mike Pompeo just now: “There will be a smooth transition — to a second Trump administration" Trul… https://t.co/IT0Unga6mt
Retweeted by Mykie112 co-sponsors of Medicare for All were on the ballot. All of them won. 98 co-sponsors of the Green New Deal were… https://t.co/WdAzmV74ff
Retweeted by MykieOnce we figure out this whole president thing, we need to go back and check up on all that alien news from 2020 bc… https://t.co/pl2dbURJWr
Retweeted by Mykie @_macarony Bored frog looks like a drone @realDonaldTrump Dont you Trump supporters see hes playing you guys like a fiddle? Even he knows this wasnt rigged.… https://t.co/trxKU4tgsvGreat that Trump is out, yes. But American imperialism, systemic racism, mass incarceration, subservience to the co… https://t.co/p7PXWjlH7p
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11/10
2020
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla tells @drsanjaygupta, "The vaccine will be available for free to all American citizens."
Retweeted by MykieEvery year, 68,000 Americans die because they can't afford to go to a doctor on time – almost 200 people a day. Hea… https://t.co/0SdD24Wzbf
Retweeted by MykieI won't be president until January 20th, but my message today to everyone is this: wear a mask.
Retweeted by MykieWHY is the @GOP Accepting the results of the Senate and Congressional races. But Refuting the results of the Presid… https://t.co/hkNqgjEL50
Retweeted by MykieAfter @AOC noted every Medicare for All co-sponsor won reelection, I took a dive into the Green New Deal. Of the 93… https://t.co/w31iujeSoY
Retweeted by Mykie @lily_marston ^ this one for me @brittany_broski Russell's teapot https://t.co/RKwevfLzt1
11/9
2020
Joe Biden will win the popular vote by over 4 million votes. The Democratic nominee for president has now won the p… https://t.co/hx0gCdkvJb
Retweeted by MykieFlorida passed a $15 minimum wage Montana, South Dakota, Arizona & New Jersey legalized marijuana Colorado passed… https://t.co/o5BkTVBrGZ
Retweeted by MykieYour dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight... https://t.co/cTM0JDddjD
Retweeted by MykieJohn Kasich, who did not deliver Ohio to Dems, is saying folks like @IlhanMN, who did deliver Minnesota, are the pr… https://t.co/IrIp0tAo9u
Retweeted by MykieGuys, the same people who booked the wrong Four Seasons are running our response to covid.
Retweeted by Mykie @lily_marston He was indoctrinated at such a young age 😭I knew we’d be happy but I didn’t realize we’d be spontaneous dance parties in the street happy. What a moment https://t.co/8NsGheybEU
Retweeted by MykieTrump and his allies are now 0-10 in post-election court cases.
Retweeted by MykieOh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping fi… https://t.co/F9vzFDm4Mc
Retweeted by MykieTHIS IS A CONSPIRACY! A CONSPIRACY OF 75 MILLION PEOPLE!!!
Retweeted by Mykiehttps://t.co/3rM7LQA0VV https://t.co/kSq1m5tREJ @anthonypadilla @Corpse_Husband : @_macarony Unless it’s someone progressive we still need maybe a tiny fire in the corner & a fire extinguisher wait… https://t.co/fX1ILKyWfU
11/8
2020
Joe Biden plans to name a 12-member task force to combat and contain the spread of the coronavirus on Monday, sourc… https://t.co/7lx7ZbeIgA
Retweeted by MykieTrump rage tweeting right now feels like watching a movie villain drowning in a pool of lava
Retweeted by MykieMy god it feels like I just took off a weighted blanket, unhooked my bra and taken out my extensions all at once
Retweeted by MykieThere will be dogs at the White House once again.🇺🇸❤️ https://t.co/muxzpS0p0L
Retweeted by MykieWe did it, @JoeBiden. https://t.co/oCgeylsjB4
Retweeted by MykieAll of Manhattan is literally cheering in the street right now. We did it 🥺 https://t.co/ONlOZDc9ZP
Retweeted by MykieI want to congratulate all those who worked so hard to make this historic day possible. Now, through our continued… https://t.co/CZucTLqelU
Retweeted by MykieYou’re fired.
Retweeted by MykieBREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory… https://t.co/HykSPDEnnH
Retweeted by Mykie @Loeybug Hot pink is your color hunniiiii 😍😍 along with blue orange black red white yellow and purple
11/7
2020
The Trump campaign moves from courting donors to getting aggressive with them, a clear sign of desperation. https://t.co/P1l5MdXd1g
Retweeted by MykieJoe Biden takes the lead in Pennsylvania and West Philly is dancing in the streets... https://t.co/y4IHGql7NH
Retweeted by MykieI aint never seen two pretty best frie- https://t.co/kdqLmUZkph
Retweeted by MykieAny Republican who supports, echoes, reinforces Trump’s lies about election fraud is inciting violence for the sake… https://t.co/ZPu81DreJ3
Retweeted by MykieThe election in Georgia is proof that Americans are far more progressive than the GOP would have you believe. They… https://t.co/DjmZoy7lIu
Retweeted by MykieStacey Abrahms appears to have saved this country: over 800k voter registrations in Georgia.
Retweeted by MykieJoe Biden has surpassed President Donald Trump in Georgia, a state where no Democratic presidential hopeful has won… https://t.co/TQxwBehwQu
Retweeted by MykieBiden has taken the lead in Georgia for the first time. He is ahead of Trump by 917 votes after more results were r… https://t.co/ni8slKm9IU
Retweeted by MykieGEORGIA IS BBLLLLLUUUUEEEEEEEEEABBADEEABBADIEchecking the news today https://t.co/Gf0fBoAKVL
Retweeted by MykieThe fact that we talk about candidates winning STATES and not candidates winning VOTES is the problem. Land doesn't… https://t.co/EImGVOKNmH
Retweeted by Mykie"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will eve… https://t.co/Jvrl8mhNXC
Retweeted by MykieTruly insane we’re obsessing over 1,900 votes in Georgia when Biden is leading by 4 million votes nationwide
Retweeted by MykieSuddenly reporters, editors, social media platforms have figured out how to cover lies and misinformation just in t… https://t.co/5ORh3pJcuH
Retweeted by MykieI wonder what the world would like if the US media had treated Trump like this from day one?
Retweeted by MykieNevada’s Clark County registrar Joe Gloria says at news conference just now they won’t complete ballot count until… https://t.co/ooHOHwcBrs
Retweeted by MykieTRUMP: "It's amazing how those mail-in ballots are so one-sided." Yeah, because you told your voters not to vote by mail.
Retweeted by MykieBrian Williams: "We at MSNBC had to cut away from the president's speech because it was simply not rooted in reality."
Retweeted by MykieDon’t hold back, Anderson. How do you really feel?🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/t1VAH4UK7G
Retweeted by MykieMSNBC is the first network to pull away from Trump's speech after he says "if you count the legal votes, I easily w… https://t.co/LeMIuwsPOv
Retweeted by MykieAmericans: Why do foreigners care so much about our elections? US military bases: https://t.co/jmVb4PREWO
Retweeted by Mykiewhoever is writing cnn’s headlines deserves a raise https://t.co/NdSF41Fo1q
Retweeted by MykieWatching Trump just now basically saying that all of America is stealing this election from him, that people tal… https://t.co/3DK4n0q560
Retweeted by Mykiehe's going to try to invalidate the whole election and when he fails he's going to incite a war. anyhoo
Retweeted by MykieTrump opens his news conference by saying "if you count the legal vote, I easily win. If you count the illegal vote… https://t.co/8TfGEwv3Ze
Retweeted by MykieSoooo... https://t.co/UqcGmPJTJW https://t.co/sHCaPNTFkcNEW: I’m told that President Trump can’t get his messaging straight on counting the votes because he doesn’t unders… https://t.co/HiANl4AUcU
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11/6
2020
@lily_marston Lily this is the second time this weekIt just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook: - A white house - Mail that wasn’… https://t.co/9v2zEJlyax
Retweeted by MykieSup Nevada...you up? https://t.co/EnSTD92Sen
Retweeted by Mykie @RexChapman This feels like it’s straight out of Mr.Robot @samesmail2020 encapsulated in 1-minute... https://t.co/SESRwDaAZz
Retweeted by MykieVery soothing https://t.co/urdvqXFrmd
Retweeted by MykieThis is fun. https://t.co/egKU8t3uiZ
Retweeted by Mykiehis tantrums about this don’t work because we all know if mail-in ballots were that easy to rig, he would’ve rigged… https://t.co/iANjWHrSyaThe American people understand that health care is a human right, needed by all. Let's unite our country. Let's do… https://t.co/gk6h4beQfP
Retweeted by MykieTrump supporters protesting... *checks notes* ...democracy https://t.co/cOMlkPfdwD
Retweeted by MykieYou got tricked by Borat last week https://t.co/hLtQKrp96A
Retweeted by Mykieregardless of who wins, HALF the country voted against basic human rights... again. 2016 wasn’t a fluke, it’s the b… https://t.co/oDx69EJyUq
Retweeted by Mykie*Biden-264* Everybody waiting on Nevada : https://t.co/kQJ3QowmVi
Retweeted by MykieYou can tell our Democracy is strong bc it's a nail biter when one guy is up by 3 million votes
Retweeted by MykieWho did you vote for?
11/5
2020
Whoever is updating The Guardian’s live updates has had enough lol https://t.co/GpgUoqp2ms
Retweeted by MykieIt's very wild that this legit does not matter. https://t.co/bB2nuEiJC2
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11/4
2020

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