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@JadeLucasUK 🤣🤣🤣
9/17
2019
@lizziedunlop Awright rub it in 😭
9/10
2019
@wchannel @StaceyDooley @Jaccs_1x here’s one to watch!
9/9
2019
friend: its still only Septemb- me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀… https://t.co/q3b4qNlEce
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge
9/2
2019
My fave vid ever! There’s a pub in Stockport like this 🤣 https://t.co/IU37Ak0zUDWorst nights sleep ever nightmares, toddler deciding it was morning at 1.30am, then husbands alarm going off at 4am.
8/31
2019
@BrittNull Binge watching 13 reasons why right now.If this ain’t a mood 😂😂😂 @JeffreeStar https://t.co/2KtHXY8T79
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge
8/28
2019
At softplay and the wee boy at the next table has just declared to hide gran that he doesn’t like it here and he doesn’t like playing 🤣🤣 @Jaccs_1x Do not spill to anyone! @JadeLucasUK Or ones who’s kids aren’t properly strapped in a moving car 😡 I’m still annoyed by that!
8/27
2019
@Jaccs_1x Why can’t my child be cute? She’s just informed me that she can’t find her poop 💩
8/21
2019
@LouisePentland My baby is vaccinated and I also got a measles jag last week apparently I had missed one. @AbbieHewitt Eh no, I’ve already got a decoration out and Sophie’s been dressed as a witch the past week 🤣 @wchannel @EmmaWillis @Jaccs_1x Didn’t make it just caught up on demand 🤦🏻‍♀️
8/20
2019
@wchannel @EmmaWillis @Jaccs_1x I’m ready for a cryfest before playgroup tomorrow 😭 Just wish this was on earlier,… https://t.co/whd4mu8tFa
8/19
2019
@LouisePentland @MisterPreda @brookehouts @YTCreators No no no, this is not acceptable to treat any animal this way… https://t.co/TiHpwE0FcE100% this will be Sophie’s favourite film @MARK87HODGE https://t.co/x9AwnBT80Y
8/7
2019
@Jaccs_1x I’ve got a cupboard full now 🤦🏻‍♀️ @Jaccs_1x @wchannel @EmmaWillis Cry fest before playgroup 🤣🤣🤣😭 @Jaccs_1x @wchannel @EmmaWillis Ooooo I’ve party snacks left from Saturday. I wonder if I can stay awake till ten though 🤣🤣🤣 @wchannel @EmmaWillis @Jaccs_1x
8/5
2019
@kelsemilyscott Well that thread has kept me entertained at work 🤣 @Jaccs_1x Oh god get your ring off before you can’t get it off, I was feart incase mine had to be cut off xx @Jaccs_1x I’ve got chipolatas for toes 🤣💧
8/3
2019
@Jaccs_1x @MeganBr59075847 how cute is this 😭 https://t.co/VuZkXW40rV
8/2
2019
@lizziedunlop She’s fucking awful, imagine being at work with her 🤣🤣
7/26
2019
@JadeLucasUK Hahaha my lil bro used to blame everything on the neighbour, even though she had lived in Spain for like two years x
7/16
2019
@Airbnb_uk Maybole? That’s gotta be a joke!
7/13
2019
@Jaccs_1x Old battle axe!
7/12
2019
@JadeLucasUK Yeah it’s illegal! I asked my friend she’s an estate agent and she said it applies for the whole uk not just Scotland.
7/8
2019
@Jaccs_1x When will I stop feeling sick? 🤣
7/5
2019
I’ve clearly acclimatised to the heat it’s 22 degrees and I’ve got goose bumps 🤦🏻‍♀️ @Jaccs_1x I’ll send Sophie over 😝 @Jaccs_1x I’ve got my money on Christmas Day 😁
7/2
2019
@JadeLucasUK Yeah we had an armed forces day last week. My mum was in he army so I used to get dragged to them ever… https://t.co/MVOsnCStq1Summer in Scotland = having your windows open and having to listen to the seagulls squawking at 3am
6/28
2019
@Jaccs_1x We all would haha!
6/26
2019
Is it weird that the longer we stay home... the more homeless we look?
Retweeted by Gayle HodgeStirling waterpark open for business kiddos https://t.co/qEGj9Gk8DI
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge
6/25
2019
@Jaccs_1x You’re obsessed lady 🤣 poor woman’s probably having a kip.
6/20
2019
Lying in bed with the windows open listening to the rain 🌧
6/19
2019
@kelsemilyscott I was pregnant in a Scottish winter and struggled so good luck is all I can say, ice cream for brea… https://t.co/ora8cenmByThe 1inch gap of skin between my trainers and jeans is covered in midgy bites and nettle stings, it’s so bloody itchy 😭
6/18
2019
@Jaccs_1x I hope you’ve got a story time for me 😁
6/17
2019
@LouisePentland I’ve got one of those stickers that basically tells charity’s, religious people and other people se… https://t.co/Y1huoIL3RC
6/15
2019
So my misses was pished out her brains and is trying to get @LewisCapaldi to sing a couple of songs at our wedding… https://t.co/6S9UnG6R1W
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge @Tesco maybe an idea to have them get a bigger stock in seen as the majority of the west coast calls their grandparents gran and papa! @Tesco Tesco Ayr can never get any that say gran or papa. Asked and they said they don’t get them in. @Tesco what’s the script, why can’t we get cards that say Gran and Papa in Scotland? @JadeLucasUK This is the reason I don’t have stairgates though, Sophie would climb over and that would be a much higher fall
6/11
2019
@JadeLucasUK Happened to Sophie one day. I always say sit on your bum and this day she didn’t. I couldn’t grab her… https://t.co/GzoQ7MvSEx
6/10
2019
On Boston's "Straight Pride Parade." https://t.co/VBndnrpYlo
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge @WestFMNews It’s full of bubbles this morning!
6/6
2019
@bryanlanning It’s good luck get the lottery on!Awww man near died laughing at this 🤣 https://t.co/FeIdX5FjvhIt’s like bloody winter outside 💨
6/3
2019
@shanedawson Waiting for the new video! https://t.co/jsurL2j0Fa
5/30
2019
@shanedawson what is this? Why am I suddenly scared https://t.co/mYZJJfqjok
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge @LouisePentland Lime sauce 🤮 raspberry all the way!
5/29
2019
Christmas Day got a whole load better! https://t.co/19Rh7nbNEq @LouisePentland Everybody’s Christmas Day is sorted now!
5/28
2019
Sophie’s making me chow kiss her bunny 🤣🤣🤣
5/23
2019
@BBCOne @CallTheMidwife1 @Jaccs_1x 🙌🏻🙌🏻
5/22
2019
Child had the mother of all meltdowns in Tesco. Trying to escape the trolly, yelling for help, proper screaming the… https://t.co/SAxbSxu2xX @MARK87HODGE happy birthday Markina, my very pretty husband 🤣🤣 https://t.co/hWxFp0YqbL
5/20
2019
@southayrshire Thank you! @southayrshire what are the roadworks on thornyflat road? And how long will the road be shut for please? @JadeLucasUK @mrshinchhome I think she’s getting another house.
5/17
2019
someone’s put ma face on the Duke of Wellington statue 😂😂 Glasgow a fucking love ya https://t.co/VOx7umgZic
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge
5/16
2019
@Stomp1991 She’s not allowed to get married. I’m keeping her in the tower forever!The alphabet according to Sophie. “ABCBCBC” 🤦🏻‍♀️
5/10
2019
So excited for May so much going on. Manchester next week then another two weeks before the bestos back 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
5/1
2019
@lucytopping @theSURGE23 @AnnaSaccone Oh 100% I would die as well @lizziedunlop @Jaccs_1x I’m no sure but clearly yous are both the same 🤣🤣 @lizziedunlop Nevermind that, your sister was raging yesterday, nearly phoning the phone company because her intern… https://t.co/wv3wSKS46Q
4/24
2019
How’s your Saturday night? I’ve just seen a woman practically shagging a harp on #BritainsGotTalent ffs what’s the world coming to 🤣🤣
4/20
2019
Laughing to hard at this! https://t.co/GlMw7bUHgwSo productive when it’s sunny! Yesterday after getting drenched in town I did he haw and went to bed at 8pm haha
4/17
2019
@BonnieHoellein Nope, well done Olivia for even trying them! @CarriganCian My kid still gets the od sink bath https://t.co/ZWZLbyF1aq
4/16
2019
Figured out what petchures meant today, at dinner she was pointing at the oven yelling petchures. For future refere… https://t.co/6asQvWbAsVTurns out the mad scientist was just #hangry https://t.co/x5fed8DyIY#terribletwo meltdown no 2-been trying to decipher what petchures means for the past ten mins (usually it means dra… https://t.co/6PnmzA0Vc9#terribletwo meltdown no 1 of the day-gave child the wrong juice in the wrong cup!
4/11
2019
@Jaccs_1x Same here!
4/9
2019
@westhamster2 @Stomp1991
4/7
2019
@MeganBr59075847 It was he first thing I noticed, then that spooky woman’s brows Jesus they weren’t even related 🤣🤣Just turned on #BritainsGotTalent is Alesha joining a school band at the end playing the triangle 🤣
4/6
2019
Used to hate Giles on #Gogglebox but he’s now my new favourite. A pop up brothel in Swindon 🤣🤣 @AlfieDeyes Rightmove
4/5
2019
Parking in Koreatown, Los Angeles. A thread: https://t.co/GaZrHJ6WeL
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge
4/4
2019
I’m not crying, you are! 🤣 https://t.co/gcge7EoNCq @bmstores Fry’s five centres
4/1
2019
Kinda tempted to blow an entire weeks wages on a #BlueBloodpalette food for the kid or makeup for momma?? Wish I could justify it 😢 @Jaccs_1x I’m sure there will be a way to xx @Jaccs_1x Aww can you not unsubscribe from them? XxWhen you’re booked to go on BBC News at 7 in the morning but were still off your tits at 5 so you let your colleagu… https://t.co/TQ0t26mbQt
Retweeted by Gayle Hodge @Jaccs_1x It’s disgusting!
3/29
2019

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