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Vulpine. Lovely nightmare. Fleshy lump of stardust. Lover of words. Disgusting/beautiful/unsteady.

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Joined Twitter 10/21/09


@mangmangmang @Sasooli @bethanyrutter I was thinking about this in the shower this morning, too! WHY do people get… https://t.co/NxYBPidKvz @BrydieLK Haaaaaaaaaaaa yeah aircraft boobing is a total liability @BrydieLK Oh snap, I got my tits out there too! My favourite weird breastfeeding location was sat on a log in a for… https://t.co/T9XjCOcGU3
8/3
2020
@PeteOlympian Mmmmm less convenient but still: cardio en route, then body weight training through climbing is still… https://t.co/0U2pkPWk8V @Grockle88_17 My DMs are open :) @Grockle88_17 Are you ok? @JamesHunt @sebpatrick I’m terribly sorry for your loss, he seemed a lovely chap @PeteOlympian ClimbThe surface tension of water and flower petals https://t.co/DAkZxqDXvY
Retweeted by Smashleigh Bunnikins @BinarySchminary The way to this girl’s heart is very much through her stomach @Philip_Ellis 😭😭😭Well Tallie just said “love you” for the first time and I suppose that’s me written off as a sobbing mess for the rest of the day @ben_cameron I delightedly ran upstairs with it to show @FrogCroakley he can attest to my glee @ben_cameron I did such a squeal when I opened it :3 💕💕
8/2
2020
@olliegerlach Saw an advert in our town the other day saying that the limited edition Grande Big Mac with Bacon was… https://t.co/XtXVJFO8no
Retweeted by Smashleigh Bunnikins @olliegerlach Saw an advert in our town the other day saying that the limited edition Grande Big Mac with Bacon was… https://t.co/XtXVJFO8no @TheRamblingElf The fact that I’m still doing it 14 years later does sort of prove her right though @salvey1 Yeah I think if she peered through a time portal she’d be fine with itI’m not sure this is exactly what the Ashleigh of 2006 imagined Saturday mornings of 2020 to be likeDancing to Welcome to the Black Parade with my daughter whilst firing a bubble gun exactly as our lord and saviour Gerard Way intended @hurricane_ros It was delicious, thank you!
8/1
2020
@oxygenthiefYEAH Sometimes it’s nice to remember that twitter can be used for silliness, isn’t it? I miss the time… https://t.co/l4TY2JjgvR @oxygenthiefYEAH We had fun <3 @seenitheardit1 Thank you on both counts! The kitchen is usually much less chaotic but we used almost every item of crockery we own @the__wilderness we had a ball doing Walk on the Wild side this evening; you might also enjoy the toddler dishes I… https://t.co/gk4OerZp9y @daniel_barker We shall have to correct this sometime soon @daniel_barker Rest assured this is not a weekly/monthly eventHappy Ending: passionfruit, cultured butter caramel, bonus little glass of Elysium black muscat (me) chocolate butt… https://t.co/6NFbYbDJrm @Philip_Ellis She’s a shamblesThis has gone down well, of course https://t.co/a9HkRgWbXiDESSERT: chocolate terrine, cherries, goat curd, maple syrup (me) chocolate mousse, cherry jam, yogurt (her) https://t.co/vTDeMjfoMrFOUR: beef short rib, smoked potato purée, oyster emulsion, BBQ lettuce, garlic capers (me) mashed potato, rib eye,… https://t.co/cF0TyIFnj5Third: smoked lamb belly, iow tomato, Caesar emulsion, aged Parmesan, rye croutons, foraged herby bits (me) lamb st… https://t.co/VCHsrGoHuISecond: melon consommé, melon, cucumber, smoked eel, confit almond, dill emulsion (me) melon, smoked salmon, yuzu m… https://t.co/mo0vK3D5ON @AndyinBrum WildernessGood evening and welcome to Toddler Supper Club™️! Our first course: saag doughnut, smoked cheese custard, tamarind… https://t.co/o7Nrz7Yx9t @shortsoursweet It’s a very good shout @BinarySchminary Haha yeah it’s absolutely more about assuaging my own guilt for having a fancy dinner than expecti… https://t.co/L0uRxbJSdj @Domzeal No, it’s from a local restaurant https://t.co/j3Jdzrtuv8 @CharlTaylorPage She doesn’t lob too much on the floor these days she just gives her dad the stuff she doesn’t want… https://t.co/PkNyUY7ncfOk that was a fairly emphatic “yes” so I’m sorry but you’re all subscribed to Toddler Supper Club™️ sorry, I don’t make the rulesAnyway if you want side by side pictures or menu comparisons later then let me know because I don’t want to clog yo… https://t.co/Di3oMT5ktZ @BinarySchminary She’s two next week so I can’t really hold it against herI have really made an effort to make it reflect what we’re eating (albeit significantly less fancy) and I can tell… https://t.co/uk2WUaICvoHow are you spending your lunchtime? I am preparing a five course tasting menu for a toddler because we have a ~fan… https://t.co/Y7DIiNQxW3 @hello_titch I’ve not listened to it yet! I’ve just been belting out supposed former Infatuation Junkie over and over @OliverKennett in white, middle class areas OR centred around pubs that have crammed people into their beer gardens. @OliverKennett Honestly I’m not sure that’s the case. I think there has been a lot in the press that has been very… https://t.co/u4FAp5pcwS @hurricane_ros Do you want to send me a screenshot of your invoice via dm? I can take a look if you like? @jimsyjampots https://t.co/7gr9zX5mfs these, usually*whispers* I bought some snag tights because you all rated them and whilst they’re a very pretty colour they are no… https://t.co/BDRVf8R3zY @Trynottobreathe You’re quite safe, sorry for not croppingThat’s absolutely right, Twitter, I long for nothing more than TLJ content and, err, yeah you probably don’t know m… https://t.co/nTKZh9KQj7Imagine announcing a ban on going over to your family’s house on Christmas Eve, though. After they’ve bought presen… https://t.co/oi7ycfQYDq
7/31
2020
No runny poos or stopping weeing or anything like that. I’ve not changed his food. He eats, he drinks, he pukes. I’… https://t.co/zm5Ln7wA1kAre there any vets on here? Melch has thrown up every day for the past four/five or so days and I am getting a bit… https://t.co/v9YAeQ5RL3
7/30
2020
Me: “oh we’ll just keep her in nappies until she’s three or whatever, there’s no rush” Tallie, two weeks before she is two: “fuck that”SHE JUST DID A SHIT ON IT, LADS!! LEVELLING UP! @Heel_princess @snazdoll @reediekris I don’t know about from the US, but with all the various paperwork the flight… https://t.co/H9PcVDVYaOThat being said, the shops near me (working class area, high rates of poverty) seem to have a much higher percentag… https://t.co/xvebqejIOO @Heel_princess (Melch has simply head butted the gate of his cage and cut his nose, £550 and a scan later) @Heel_princess It might all be different now but that was my experience; rabies is (was?) 2 jabs 3 weeks apart. The… https://t.co/h4nP5aNC5Vconfrontation offline, even when it’s a very polite “do you need a mask?” Or b) the majority of those not wearing m… https://t.co/g55cKU9SOPAnecdotal, but it does seem that supermarkets with someone on the door with a box of masks asking “do you need a ma… https://t.co/cXf2NipBW9 @Heel_princess If you don’t get any replies, I bought my cat to the UK from NZ (but this was ten years ago) but he… https://t.co/QytwBVYejZJapan loves mascots, so I am not sure why I am surprised to discover that the famous road that runs by our teahouse… https://t.co/G04BAbAQv7
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7/29
2020
@JonOliverEditor My little sister was nearly four before she’d shit on the loo - she used to ask for a nappy to do… https://t.co/DUCQlsU4UmMY SWEET GIRL HAS DONE HER VERY FIRST POTTY PISS honestly my reaction was pyramid stage level singing and dancing s… https://t.co/cPnFEsaaK6Zoe the platypus is all of us enjoying our Saturday sleep in. 😴 https://t.co/YRhCa6JOuc
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7/28
2020
@itshannahflynn @CadburyUK Hannah have you got the gestational diabetes brownies recipe? This is important and life… https://t.co/9RZrSKlFEI
7/26
2020
He’s just so happy his mate is back and the band’s back together. Thanos is the charismatic front man.Thanos u idiot get off the ceiling https://t.co/zkw4sQ3ZDG @hello_titch Same in Asda living at the crown wharf yesterday tbf, I am astounded that Walsall is complying @hello_titch Absolutely everyone in Bescot Morrisons did (inside, anyway, not in the car park) and they had a box of them on the doorWeirdly emotional seeing everyone in supermarkets in face masks. It might’ve been driven by legislation but seeing… https://t.co/e2Jbw22oFs @daniel_barker This may also be telling as to who you view as the villain in the story; in theatre (as in the Greek… https://t.co/Z1iVOKUWVH
7/25
2020
@darkroomwizard @daniel_barker @FrogCroakley Yes please!! Let me know if you would like a donation and if so where to pay you @daniel_barker @FrogCroakley Legit considering a print of this to put up in our (red) guest room @fionchadd 50% all present and accounted for; I can’t grumble too hard @Beardynoise He’s checking out new shells 🐚But anyway for the past 8 or so weeks we’ve only seen two on the regular, so had been gravely concerned for the wel… https://t.co/ZiJXOcwxJWMolting can be stressful for crabs and they don’t all survive, so this is a big relief. We think we may have lost o… https://t.co/9p62xxSOt7 @Beardynoise If he’s about later I’ll try to get pics, I just don’t want to stress him out too much @Beardynoise The RELIEFAnyway, exciting times in the Croakley Brawl household as one of our crabs has re-emerged from underground after *m… https://t.co/MMMs2UxgLyAh yes, Birmingham and our natural historic bedfellows and shared pride in *checks notes* the coastal towns of Grim… https://t.co/9h1n6Y33GS
7/24
2020
@mapchanges Fun fact: Tallie LOVES headfirst for halos and dances around our kitchen to it whenever it is on (which is near daily at the mo)Also, in life lessons: mini skips do not hold as much as you think they will, especially when other people helpfull… https://t.co/SyAy0vCGwwI’m at the tip, so happy to be back ❤️
7/23
2020
@floetry 😘 thank you @PeteOlympian Approval is always nice though, thank youCheck out the incredible work @andrereid_+ @buildakiondo are visioning + building in Walsall. INVEST:… https://t.co/ymvIhOMIs0
Retweeted by Smashleigh BunnikinsI have not been to the hairdresser in about a year so figured I might as well make it worthwhile and just have it a… https://t.co/D7TtAT0ckTPaper wasp males cannot sting, but they pretend they can. It’s a great defensive strategy. Only female bees, was… https://t.co/wSDWx4EQ13
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7/22
2020
the months of 2020 as olivia coleman’s oscar speech https://t.co/pGL0Tsk8iF
Retweeted by Smashleigh BunnikinsThis was presented as a defence against my bafflement that my 15yo sister doesn’t get upset when anything dies (ani… https://t.co/vizlV3CM6vMy mother reminded me this weekend that she was called into infant school because at Easter time I would only draw… https://t.co/efZQckSGlcWell, it was something very kooky but i must impress upon you how popular it was back then, and most importantly, n… https://t.co/HPAy1izIw1
Retweeted by Smashleigh BunnikinsThe lovely folks at @wevibe don't deserve this. Their excellent new rabbit vibe does not deserve this. But here goe… https://t.co/Nk4qV3ejre
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7/21
2020
If you have attended (or not been able to) a funeral recently and have been left emotionally dissatisfied by the ex… https://t.co/vAscIhorFz
7/20
2020

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