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Screenwriter/ Director. @ColumbiaFilm MFA. My goal is to become the Spike Lee of the Miami Heat.

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Joined Twitter 6/7/11


@courtmaloney I’m here for petty talent! @espn @MiamiHEAT @ZachLowe_NBA Y’all really just combined the last 3 years into one look? 🤣 @jemelehill @MarcusJMoore No one drives. We all just sit in our parked cars on the beltway for fun.Meanwhile, on the beltway... https://t.co/EM82x1g9cI https://t.co/qmmthYtUh1
12/1
2020
The Denver Broncos continuing to play despite not having a single available QB because of COVID, feels like a very… https://t.co/3WwKl5YqGA @roywoodjr https://t.co/PizKThYdSG @donnyhighrollah Opening this back up. You called it. https://t.co/uTvzHQpzFI
11/30
2020
@Joy_D6 https://t.co/g6VIAR7tCiMarvel Studios has updated the intro of ‘BLACK PANTHER’ to include a tribute for the late Chadwick Boseman. https://t.co/xog9Dn8Lhy
Retweeted by Chad B. Hamilton“A24. When Blumhouse says 'That shits too crazy, even for us!' “ - Nostalgia CriticNBA: https://t.co/iQHnFCAy6T https://t.co/3t5SHulr3G @nicholasnyhof @rachkmc Main character leaves NYC to unwillingly spend the holidays with their family, in their sma… https://t.co/edhipdItCOYou know there’s gonna be that one dickhead who lives in an apartment... https://t.co/W7aLCaYPuIhttps://t.co/sSxPAhjShq https://t.co/zHbCKmBEeK @RachelWenitsky What union does this fall under? Local69?https://t.co/3DxxLOvaB2 https://t.co/tfmvtpuJrU @TIME Or in other words... https://t.co/OWh3R8XLtmMale authors trying to show a woman at rock bottom: https://t.co/YNb9bUO7Qo
Retweeted by Chad B. Hamilton @wes_andre97 It was good show! 👍🏽👍🏽Today feels like a good day to re-read #Saga from the very beginning! https://t.co/VASS1TyoJ6Wow https://t.co/OFezzvfcTZ
Retweeted by Chad B. Hamilton @Massawyrm 😆 I had a small panic attack! @wes_andre97 https://t.co/Ku0CiALp1x @Lin_Manuel @netflix @MComitini Congrats! @donnyhighrollah She tried! 😆
11/29
2020
@kaichoyce https://t.co/O5BzAVVJB4
11/28
2020
Them: Oh! It sucks that you have to work today! Me: Yeah well, people need to buy socks. *Awkward silence Me: Ca… https://t.co/2i1ny1H7v2
11/27
2020
Aw! I thought Hampton was gonna play! Sadness! #MacysParadeLoving all this diversity this year! #MacysParade @FirstTake Turducken @FirstTake This is a north vs south debate!My new favorite #MacysParade tradition is watching the HBCU band show up EVERY ONE! Don’t let me down Hampton! @Jabartender Or free crew shirts they give out at wrap that you only wear to work or sleep in.Aye! @theroots and Pattie LaBelle? Philly in the house! #MacysParadeThere’ll be peace when you are done...#Supernatural https://t.co/OsXX905cT8
11/26
2020
15 years. 15 seasons. Alright, let’s see how this shit wraps up! I’m ready! #Supernatural https://t.co/yhIcU5XDCF https://t.co/TyDtY7yZPPhttps://t.co/OdD96q5DVa https://t.co/NQXLchiKp2
11/25
2020
For the record, the Wawa fight video circulating was recorded in Florida. In Philadelphia any fights inside Wawa ar… https://t.co/zEZGMQSPMK
Retweeted by Chad B. HamiltonWhen someone takes the last hash brown...#WawaFight https://t.co/CwLIO8gkvKI’m happy it’s back but it’s odd hearing the Warners talk about gun control #TheAnimaniacs
11/24
2020
@roywoodjr Definitely watched Breakin on VHSC: I like the rentals at Jos A Banks better! Me: It’s the same company. It’s the same product. Tell Mary I said hi.C: Why does this look so cheap?! Me: Because you didn’t want to spend any money.C: I don’t understand why you can’t bring this to my house? Me: This is Men’s Wearhouse. Not Grubhub.C: I got fitted a month ago! Why doesn’t this fit? Me: Because you got fat.C: Why can’t you tailor my pants?! Me: because it’s a rental.From personal experience, I can confirm that I cussed out many people...in the back room...after they left. The tai… https://t.co/iX6QeBl7lU @NBATV I’m here for the petty!Damn. I was looking forward to everything magically going away! Seriously, what planet does he live on? https://t.co/IfqlmkVGz0Embracing the suck. #writinghttps://t.co/1gke3p2iec https://t.co/k4SrL8FQbo
11/23
2020
That moment when you write something and you’re like “Huh! Well that came out stranger then I thought it would!” I… https://t.co/NrXuLFnlGfYou can’t tell me this dude’s knees didn’t sound like a pepper mill the next day! https://t.co/ZHFWepA6TuThis is the type of energy I wish to exude every single day! #ByeFelicia https://t.co/VUA7CZM5JlThe Mr. Glass of the NBA gets a HUGE pay day but MJ didn't want to pay Kemba? He's trolling y'all. He's rich people… https://t.co/7wKKGXkK5I
11/22
2020
I’m just going to file this in the “she will kill me, but it’s worth it folder” 😂 https://t.co/h25Uug30fA @donnyhighrollah Good cause I couldn’t even finish that one! Too damn long!Ok, lets hope this is better then the 2017 version...#Suspiria
11/21
2020
I never knew how much I missed @TheAnimaniacs till just now! 😆😆😆😂😂 @ZackMorrison18 Student loads, thesis film, rent. I can go on 😆...They laughed at me on the playground! Watch me stunt on everyone for no reason! 😆....Where my cards at?!?! https://t.co/VNVwBduFCzLaVar after the Hornets drafted LaMelo https://t.co/I0K9c3bQoV
Retweeted by Chad B. HamiltonSame location, different movies. 📍Johnie’s Coffee Shop in Los Angeles, CA ➡️ via https://t.co/w94rfB8Gqn https://t.co/qHz1otH8D9
Retweeted by Chad B. Hamiltonhttps://t.co/jB23bp1X4n https://t.co/Gk9YSnL8ldFirst #Batman comic sells for record $1.5 million https://t.co/o1nqD7U5zB https://t.co/vwFIIj2hUR
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11/20
2020
https://t.co/GbMG8O3kgR https://t.co/v6WEx9NCbCClearly the Warriors are cursed.We all saw that! 😆 https://t.co/YDMsBrp8nW @cubanprophet Yeah I caught that 😆 @wes_andre97 Unless they also bring a box of piss scented plastic balls, hard pass!
11/19
2020
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11/18
2020
We can pass the John R. Lewis Voting Rights Act. But only if we win the Senate.
Retweeted by Chad B. HamiltonPhase one quarantine babies should be arriving soon 🤔
11/17
2020
Oooh shit! Here we go! https://t.co/mkR0ENDb6I https://t.co/Uat5uv8jl3
11/16
2020
This is the energy I needed today. https://t.co/fEKf7gZoWs https://t.co/sUAIHxyyu2I would very much like to read the script to Jingle Jangle because these sequences are all over the place and the s… https://t.co/kP2ZxXcwYUPerhaps I’ll pull them out in another 20 years and see if I graduate from the dollar menu.Nothing is sadder then dusting off your old basketball cards you spent your childhood collecting, and making sure t… https://t.co/A2n2OpqR4l
11/15
2020
@TinaBeLike https://t.co/yrfZlFNXcm
11/13
2020
@mary814 @DrBiden Most important debate question...Sauce or gravy? 😂Stress https://t.co/vnQBmg6C6f
11/12
2020
@darthkinder That’s a new one 😂 @wes_andre97 1st year v 2nd yearI’m pretty sure @GrittyNHL bites the head off his mate after sex. https://t.co/sxw0qGXciE @donnyhighrollah Art. Astigmatism. Same thing. @donnyhighrollah Forget to wear your contacts?
11/11
2020
@wes_andre97 His best. He’s doing his best.GEORGIA: The January 5 runoff elections for control of the U.S. Senate are fast approaching. Make your voice heard… https://t.co/LCN1EJfMhQ
Retweeted by Chad B. HamiltonIt’s ok Chris. We’ve all been there... https://t.co/kjVDDVmyf8 https://t.co/9IO8EJij8CMe finding out who passed on my pilot: https://t.co/HBS7K2S6tk
Retweeted by Chad B. HamiltonWith all these CNN feeds reporting in the city, it warms my heart that the world now knows about Philly Emo! https://t.co/yatIBI96n7
11/9
2020
Rock IV is a soundtrack that so happens to have a movie attached to it.This is gonna be a looooooooong 70 days...Voters in Mississippi chose a new state flag, replacing a 126-year-old banner that incorporated a version of the Co… https://t.co/17P41K20gN
Retweeted by Chad B. Hamilton @RealMamaEagle Church bells in Germantown playing “We Shall Overcome.” https://t.co/SR959W8JTJ
Retweeted by Chad B. HamiltonBlack folks all over the country like... https://t.co/Yy13pgYHcyWaking up knowing the world is a fraction less shitty! https://t.co/fQ6y53kZCL
11/8
2020
I’m half black and south asian. Now someone like me is going to be the Vice President of the United States!Yo! @nbcsnl better be lit tonight!
11/7
2020

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