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digital sorceress β€’ pretender to the crown of alsace-lorraine β€’ maybe by next summer we won't have changed our tune

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Joined Twitter 2/7/13

@TristanLombard2 @blaireerskine shut the fuck up @TristanLombard2 @blaireerskine watch the video you fucking nerd @Jiddy7 @evilsuperpowers I just like the turkey and cheese ones @evilsuperpowers dude i eat lunchables every day
@sshrimpton7 watch the video you dumb bitch @kariwave hmm is this for me @cimminycricket yeah but I think she'd do it to prank you "babe tell me how good I look" @syleegrrl I love this for us πŸ’— @cimminycricket i'm gonna order a pair for your wife and she's gonna love them bro i'm messaging her now @DangThatJoe hahahahaa @cimminycricket ah fuck hahahaha I forgot about the shoes,bitch i'm gonna order them to spite you @syleegrrl thank you for enabling my directionless wandering through this timehole @syleegrrl hey me too @josswheelin hang on i'm coming over @ffffffrabbit @blaireerskine watch the video bitch @OPSEUSista @blaireerskine i'm not being sarcastic who even are you @josswheelin how did you find out this skill @ChristianSavart @blaireerskine did you watch the video bro shut the fuck up @nxvvy_ds @blaireerskine sorry you're triggered that must be hard for u :)
@blaireerskine blaire this is so fucking good @Abigail_Larson so pretty! @Hiphopoptamus omg @rat_liker normal @cosmosblue772 hahahahaha I do this toobuying expensive candles and burning them down to the wick in a 24-hour period is bisexual culture @dodaistewart @kariwave they found our home @joe_climbs fuck is it owned by amazon @joe_climbs this is what goodreads is for @cristina_CP24 if this bitch tries to hug me she is getting a face full of taser @PK_PDX so pretty 😭😭 @possiblyTiffany I love you 😭 @KateeForbis thanks for writing this and love to you πŸ’— @Coll3enG @leonardcowalski ty my love @Coll3enG @leonardcowalski can u guys pick me up @BirdRespecter dude what the hell I didn't know you lived so close to me @BirdRespecter hell yeah brother @turbidity_filer the lunchables i want aren't on sale? despair o'clock @shreyabasu003 "try our makeup made to improve already perfect skin" @parallelbark I love her @msv1st that I will allow 😘 @msv1st thank you i would rather diei already hate this stupid mirror @niccolethurman they sit there waiting for me to say it all dayi have to shriek "are you fucking kidding me" over a mild inconvenience loud enough for my neighbors to hear at lea…
@BeardedUniverse endometriosis. and then a kidney infection @PhilJamesson absolute gorg pizza, phil @sophsa yes!! @josswheelin hotboxed honeys @shreyabasu003 hello sweet bird!! @andrewducker it's a glitch in the system, we're fixing it @kariwave @sophsa omg girl these numbers!!!! @ktwelves I NEED TO KNOW @dagnificent you're allowed to stew πŸ’— @dagnificent :( what's wrong @shreyabasu003 damn shame @samjarob so sweet 😭😭 @shelldash πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’— @Lissielys love u πŸ’—was too cold for my bikini but I hiked in it anyway a good day
@nachdermas oh my god I can'tyou get up on a sunday morning, put on a record, make coffee, then go to get back in bed and find he has helped him… @tittydeejay @bonehugsnirony fucking hate it here @veggie_delight I listened to some songs from the soundtrack tonight!! fuck it's so good @CoolSeanDotCom i have an extra I'll send u @lafleurmtl happy for you πŸ’— @chloeevansj hell fucking yeah, such a good shot @chloeevansj IT LITERALLY JUST FINISHED ON MY TV
@kariwave ok good job honey let's get you a little treat @kariwave I absolutely love you for going to bat for me when there is no one to bat and you're looking around like… @kariwave I have straight up seen women be accused of fat shaming bc they simply posted about losing weight and how… @thiswinelife thanks! @kariwave ok no photos then πŸ˜‡ @kariwave πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ @lizscher thank you, love πŸ˜­πŸ’– @hannzible thank you I am pleasantly surprised with them!! πŸ’– @J677Redemption thank you! @emxlymargaret i love you!! @msdahliabelle thank you πŸ˜­πŸ’– @twobugsGaming πŸ’—πŸ’— @Michellesfunny thank you so much! @sophsa ty baby!! πŸ’– @Michael73883669 thank you! @coldcallcarrie πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’— @lifeisterrible thank you!! @titspalmer thank you, babe πŸ’—πŸ’— @spschol @Falcon87456 @villainx10 @USArmyesports @discord i'm crying @Toongrrl1990 this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!!!! thank u 😭 @veggie_delight πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’— @PhilHollywood thank you Phil Hollywood 😘 @andrewducker thank you for saying so πŸ₯° @DaryllBenjamin thank you πŸ’— @xDiegoMontana I watch this shit literally every time it shows up in my feed @ChuckRobertson_ thank you, internet stranger! @afras29 thank you, darlin πŸ₯° @WongKarWax πŸ’—πŸ’— @SacBookReviewer thank you! @rissamindi i love u so much 😭 @syleegrrl most especially πŸ’—