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shauna @goldengateblond san francisco

“This wine is awful. Get me another glass.” — Moira Rose

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Joined Twitter 7/24/08


@realDonaldTrump @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews Before sending American children to school: •The White House should resume… https://t.co/gKQ8QElxXN
Retweeted by shauna @LibyaLiberty I get more exercise going to the mailbox than Trump does on a golf coursethwacking a ball and driving to where it landed is not exercise, thanks for coming to my ted talkevery time he screeches this I picture him clutching the door frame as he’s dragged out https://t.co/wsB0kGPyBLTrump and Ann Coulter are fighting about Jeff Sessions like a soon to be divorced couple arguing over who gets custody of racism.
Retweeted by shaunaI’m sure people who can’t go to loved ones funerals are very sympathetic to Trump’s pain at not golfing since March.
Retweeted by shaunaIf you think wearing a mask is stressful, ask a kindergartner how active shooter drills feel.
Retweeted by shauna#ILoveEverything fine not everything but definitely @pattonoswalt’s new special so you should see it okay good talk https://t.co/szNmYYaDmShttps://t.co/lfm00na8Zg
Retweeted by shaunathis is usually the part of the movie we see from the piranhas’ perspective right before they swarm https://t.co/zqLBCCmgMO
5/25
2020
lol at Ann yelling DO MORE RACISMS YOU JERK https://t.co/8555N6jbfQ @realDonaldTrump just pretend she was dismembered with a bone saw and you’ll feel betterHave you filled out your #2020Census yet? You should do that, and do it now: https://t.co/pFEyFGjU7s https://t.co/1WhW90hr5J @JoelCrupie @F6x @hunterwalk https://t.co/9r2vCsF4WZ @Devinbret @ericmetaxas not unless you have a time machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
5/24
2020
@F6x @hunterwalk your dumb @hunterwalk https://t.co/ZgaqUV2IOgeveryone thinks they write well https://t.co/GundxW2mZ0 @billprady @brianrayguitar banks are closed on Sunday, BillIf churches are essential businesses - that means they admit they are businesses and should be taxed accordingly. T… https://t.co/h2YMIetqz7
Retweeted by shaunashe’s not that innocent. https://t.co/naRLerWXSr
Retweeted by shaunaRemember when people got furious at HRC for her “basket of deplorable‘s” comment? Conservatives love to take a lin… https://t.co/IkwZjXmKAe
Retweeted by shaunaWhen Trump announced the suspension of arrivals from Europe, he triggered a chaotic surge of U.S. citizens back to… https://t.co/i9L6gq6fP6
Retweeted by shauna @NoahShachtman you’ve never made a better decision ♥️ @FinishedJen you’ve done your job well!🎶 mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be assholes 🎶 https://t.co/HgXZrGn3IODear White People; Gonna need y'all to sit this one out. Black folks who have been black for long enough can identi… https://t.co/WLitGzp0t5
Retweeted by shaunaThis is a #GOP governor literally crying at what #Trump and his mob have done to turn #COVID masks into a political… https://t.co/s4n1a6Dm7E
Retweeted by shaunaHoly shit. The Department of Justice is urging a federal court to invalidate Illinois Gov. Pritzker’s stay-at-home… https://t.co/R4EaaANBBN
Retweeted by shaunaJUST IN: #2020Census national self-response rate is at 59.9% and 88.6M households have responded as of May 21. The… https://t.co/YCkvpKdadO
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5/23
2020
She's not having it. https://t.co/2c9RaVh665
Retweeted by shauna @KevinMKruse @AriFleischer and not even the kind who never speaks @Will_Kellogg @kyry5 piggy + janice 4evah @santhonythomas @ericmetaxas the own goals are just beyond @onerealdan @ericmetaxas https://t.co/CP2HHOhbBuAgain, let this sink in: Joe Biden had to issue an apology for a poor choice of words (and not saying Biden should… https://t.co/gXbT9WH2JD
Retweeted by shauna @Rschooley @xeni truthliterally lol’d at this, all it’s missing is a reference to Dear Leader https://t.co/dh9hNtsQMU @xeni I’m still wondering about that hasty trip to Walter Reed https://t.co/zpjCagaQVLOk, Biden apologized for being a wiseguy. good for him. Now will the President apologize for his remarks yesterday… https://t.co/hkl4YmvCSq
Retweeted by shauna“A federal judge on Friday dismissed a lawsuit filed against Rachel Maddow, finding she did not defame One America… https://t.co/5Ul3b2hUgz
Retweeted by shauna @ericmetaxas the text version of blackface, well played my dude @BariAWilliams @ericmetaxas 🤦🏼‍♀️on which they will not pay a penny in taxes https://t.co/lYEfkkiig1 @brujun @hansilowang yay! well done, thank you 🙏 @goldengateblond It’s the oldest con in history. ⛪️: You need to worship our Sky Wizard or burn or something 🙂:… https://t.co/qwuvWxteBD
Retweeted by shauna @goldengateblond Wasn't it JESUS who said, "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to p… https://t.co/DL8D2Tp64E
Retweeted by shaunabecause you can’t talk to god unless you’re in a special building? wtf kind of death cult is this https://t.co/HZ1BnkTwj6he can’t do the thing, let’s not pretend he can do the thing, he doesn’t even WANT to do the thing, but boy does he… https://t.co/xuorWguVkG
Retweeted by shaunaThe Press Secretary is not answering the question because Trump has no authority to override state governors via pr… https://t.co/Yzk2wUoKbV
Retweeted by shaunaTrump's economic credentials are inheriting a bunch of money from his dad, slapping his name on buildings he didn't… https://t.co/rImVDBAbn4
Retweeted by shaunaI’ll tell you what’s abusive: using Instagram to post a page and a half of text
Retweeted by shaunaAlways love to watch Fox News folks -- who make millions doing nothing but talk on TV -- sneer derisively about peo… https://t.co/vhqXxBTC8c
Retweeted by shaunahard to believe this queen walks among us 👑 https://t.co/iFfUO3BzvJ
5/22
2020
@SydAlexMom @RandyRainbow lol I’ve never been an all-serious-news accountwhat in the wild wild kim kardashian west is this https://t.co/leXFBFqZZdDonald Trump was impeached December 18, 1919
Retweeted by shaunacksndjakabdfbak https://t.co/1It6rGN1adtake me down to obama city where the grass is green and there’s a giant fish kitty https://t.co/0ZZPzgeOJh
Retweeted by shauna @alliemackay little works of art, all @kimbers133 her stans are unhinged — I made a very mild joke about her years ago and got actual death threats @mmcph7515 concur!MIRACLE WHIPPED 💀 https://t.co/criR4KZoEPok look Pelosi wasn’t wrong but planet-sized is something else entirely https://t.co/9qCjq2w6Fv @morninggloria feeling very attacked right now @brookeperrin HELLO MOO I LOVE YOU 💕https://t.co/UuM3i3AfE0
Retweeted by shaunaIt's such a huge problem in American media that everything is treated like there's two equally sized disagreeing gr… https://t.co/x6okIovKiQ
Retweeted by shaunaDonald Trump was impeached December 18, 1919
5/21
2020
@jerryjamesstone 😘 @IsThisThingOn31 @BungalowBILLcom https://t.co/ju4wzij6FDit’s like catching a crumb-covered child with her hand in the cookie jar and she says “I was getting the cookie for… https://t.co/3Kv979uN42By referring this question to the campaign, @PressSec is conceding that Trump’s lawless threat to pull funding is p… https://t.co/pw9TD1D61g
Retweeted by shaunaFunny thing about this narrative is Jerry Nadler has been affiliated with the Democratic Socialists of America whil… https://t.co/n1Ng1dSM9Q
Retweeted by shaunaThis tweet is also not true: Nevada already allows any voter to vote absentee by mail. The state has switched to a… https://t.co/XD0d6nVKTa
Retweeted by shauna @Elfisheyes @Jayfan34 @fightfor15 @McDonalds good thing you weren’t around when the 40-hour workweek was being fought for.@McDonalds workers tired of risking their lives are ON STRIKE today to demand PPE, hazard pay, & paid sick leave!… https://t.co/pI0mOb14fJ
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5/20
2020
Reporters aren’t above criticism or examination but Matt Lauer is literally the last person I want to hear from. https://t.co/eSPypVh3Zh
Retweeted by shauna @bader_diedrich [as a plane plummets from the sky] no big deal I was gonna die someday anywaythe whole "they were old and gonna die anyway" line to justify undercounting covid deaths among the elderly is such… https://t.co/WSXdYXBG22all you need to know about Meghan McCain is she blocked me in 2016 when I asked why she refused to denounce the ass… https://t.co/Pw6kgFMWCXwhenever I see Meghan McCain trending https://t.co/UtrkaTQcXM
Retweeted by shauna @AC360 I have Lupus and Plaquenil is my lifeline. The pharmacy is limiting me to 14 day supply (used to be 90) because of his idiocy.
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5/19
2020
there 💸 it 💸 is 💸 https://t.co/Jezn1IxX7u @MartieTolman 🙏Solely pronouncing ‘Covid’ like Alexis Rose says ‘David’ and it helps just the teensiest bit.
Retweeted by shaunathis is fine, everything’s fine https://t.co/JkEgdb09lM @C4PeaceandUnity agreed — but until those studies are done, this is NOT the time to encourage others to take it as a preventative measureTrump’s overlooked shootings on Pennsylvania Avenue https://t.co/hnP3IJixdK https://t.co/Xj59wyJxb4
Retweeted by shauna @PhreddDevlin settle down, no one’s forgetting about any of that, we’re able to focus on more than one thing at a time @simon_schama @KevinMKruse “Hydroxychloroqueen” is amazing [chef’s kiss] @_Lulu_Palooza_ I think he’s still under a non-compete? @C4PeaceandUnity yes and everyone always gets Rx drugs the right way @C4PeaceandUnity “What do you have to lose? What do you have to lose?” Trump said from the White House podium. “Tak… https://t.co/wugbO86pmiPompeo, who is currently lodged under a bus in downtown Washington DC, could not be reached for comment https://t.co/tHrgOA4uGP
Retweeted by shauna @jonfavs @SherrodBrown @ConnieSchultz of course the moment you guys wrapped he announced he’s taking a dangerous drug so that squaresTrump is moving into the Late Elvis stage of presidency. Everyone around him trying to make as much money as they… https://t.co/VBCjuq2pnz
Retweeted by shaunanever go full Dobbs https://t.co/p9GDlSlphI @C4PeaceandUnity you DO understand the difference between “approved for a study” and the leader of free world telli… https://t.co/LVGGtgh6N6I predict Neil Cavuto is about to get Shepard Smith'd for excessive truth-telling https://t.co/RiLdXVGzIg
5/18
2020

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