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They/Them| Misplaced moose, please return to forest. Microbiologist | 30 | Profile pic by @brushykb | Suit by @hounds_teeth

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Some furries of all damn people out here trying to say looting from mega corps like Target is bad when they fetishi… https://t.co/avXLUreFSH
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6/1
2020
"Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest" Jesus: https://t.co/eorXrjuscc
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹we've a lot of starving faithful this is hungry work https://t.co/pXCzf9TjUi
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Antifascism isn't a group. It's a moral responsibility.
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹I keep seeing (overwhelmingly white) comments from people saying that the reason non-violence is superior is becaus… https://t.co/uN2TLivLmR
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹The Modesto Herald, California, November 10, 1918 https://t.co/fZgwgXA2Zu
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Black lives matter https://t.co/EMHbxaX8ee
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Imagine a surreal/absurdist art project where a series of images are labeled with captions which plainly do not des… https://t.co/9rFBDBrLcy
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹I keep seeing tv reporters describe places as looking “like a war zone”, but weirdly it’s never when they’re pointi… https://t.co/VtwOAmHYZQ
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Troops are seen converging this evening on the Presidential Palace in the capital of the United States, a former Br… https://t.co/0gPYDOt6Qt
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹This and celebrities... Capital working as usual to subsume and capture the rage for its own machinations. Hence,… https://t.co/LYA5bOVMX2
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5/31
2020
@brushykb This rocksHe destroyed his cage https://t.co/fmrsnfJ49k
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Twitter taking a stand by hiding the president's oopsy-goof of a murder threat behind a "view" button.
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @GarbageApe Bold of you to imply everything stopped being web forums at some point.
5/29
2020
uni-wow! hazel has been on my island since day one but she’s decided to start a new adventure elsewhere so i’m sayi… https://t.co/SZHFaGRVyD
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Better late than never! Happy #WorldOtterDay !! Have a quick doodle to celebrate! https://t.co/0b6Ik3Cd2R
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹i always forget to draw something special for world otter day. but at least this year y’all can have this five seco… https://t.co/mQxviXxnCd
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5/28
2020
This picture just tapped all of my bone marrow. https://t.co/iJ39m5eGj1
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹i need to look at this image any time I think about opening tenhou https://t.co/MG92W4Rs7i
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5/27
2020
Happy Anniversary of my boyfriend struggling to figure out my weird can opener. https://t.co/UaFCcreLLeThe Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918 https://t.co/pYzXMNgMiC
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5/26
2020
homie what the FUCK do you want then https://t.co/4rqpxt8UX3
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹linux fox https://t.co/hvUEdFvU81
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹🐮🔨 #ThemsFightinHerds https://t.co/oANskBhEDe
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹I wish I had the confidence to post the kind of trite bologna I see on LinkedIn.
5/25
2020
@KeliffSa Happy birthday! 🎂❌ calling yourself dumb in a self-deprecating way ✔️ calling yourself dumb in a proud way
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹raymond in a bunch of boxes!!! he's kinda sick rn tho that's why he's purple https://t.co/IfFGDwwNQd
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5/24
2020
Whenever I see people discuss SonicFox's competitive success, they never seem to grasp how dominant they are. Sonic… https://t.co/ceX66nyP3z
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5/23
2020
I fixed that comic that didn’t make any sense. https://t.co/MgJm4FrOnJ
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @goofoffartiste I feel like the truth must be somewhere between "this is a total lie and fabrication" and "there ar… https://t.co/Lgnc4uLsde
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5/22
2020
MY PLAN 2020 https://t.co/3pm2gYlAoZ
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹I still think about this sometimes. https://t.co/ZL71pRffK1
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5/21
2020
Sometimes video games are good. https://t.co/4WenuElSpv @bombsfall would be rad tho
5/20
2020
fun summer https://t.co/NfRqDE5KAr
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Friendly reminder that scientists told us literally, months ago, that if shelter in place worked effectively it wou… https://t.co/hGSHYoVaFD
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @suhmoyed Way to split the vote.
5/19
2020
食べこぼしASMR 🎤 https://t.co/iSMufvyfTx
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹commissions are now open for the following options! triple fullbody portraits at $60. horizontal multi-character pa… https://t.co/sRi8iGOlT0
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5/18
2020
@fuchstraumer ps3 old gam shud be smol @fuchstraumer But this a ps3 game. Should be small.Valorant is pretty good, I just wish I had a squad I could regularly play with.How on earth is GTAV 94GB?
5/15
2020
Kalkeen in Chicago, his suit furred.One of my coworkers gets his news from YouTube ads.Dr Michael Ryan of WHO on the concept of “herd immunity”. Worth a listen. https://t.co/ujAyAYY2G9
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹The Sears “I’ll call now” couple for SURE tried an open marriage but ultimately separated.
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹#GoodNightEveryone https://t.co/9Nr0zqaeG8
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5/14
2020
Finally, a modern day rescue dog here to save all hardcore gamers in need https://t.co/X8edF06n3F
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹just discovered the joy of pronouncing all words ending with "cles" like "heracles". obstacles. tentacles. motorcyc… https://t.co/rnKzWlgbqm
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5/13
2020
@brushykb @poodlewool You could try folding a fluffy blanket in between the folds to help prop it up.If you want to know when it's really safe to reopen, watch how America's wealthiest companies are treating their mo… https://t.co/wqICFWyokY
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹This is flipping wild. https://t.co/xQCthUD4cc @bombsfall Pan & Scan for a new generation.
5/12
2020
UNITED NATIONS: ah!! please help us! we need just a normal man's opinion!! we got you a seat ME: How'm I to trust you, while God is bleeding
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹obama had a few crucial things going for him: his natural charisma, a lack of a long record to go "you're full of s… https://t.co/H1BfwKDcPh
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Nyoom! https://t.co/7Rw1G9C6QD
5/11
2020
I miss... furried convention... @WeirdHelga Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?Parking lots are a social construct.
5/10
2020
I find it fascinating that every bit of evidence suggest that meeting peoples basic needs improves their well-being… https://t.co/nFk8KuNCAm
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Finally got serious about finding a stable overclock and I was able to get my 4690k from 3.5 to 4.2.To all the brits out there saying open pubs and get back to work, since we have the highest deaths in the Europe no… https://t.co/Rr2ejyiIL7
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹It's hitting home that we were supposed to be at fwa... I miss that dumb hotel so much.Ms. Monopoly claims to be "self made" but she got her start up capital from her uncle, The Monopoly Guy. https://t.co/NfhZGCOjN4
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @ubeinu @banditVEVO Sometimes you just gotta make sugar water. @banditVEVO Y'all don't like sweet tea?
5/9
2020
Me. https://t.co/VmpBKLRCfgI paid extra for a standing fan with a remote but my boyfriend still insists on sticking his foot out of the covers… https://t.co/GIWOvsWhIZ @fuchstraumer no
5/7
2020
@banditVEVO You brought it upon your own house.when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹Just realized I delidded my CPU two years ago and haven't checked if the liquid metal has shifted.Love to talk about computer hardware I don't need.So close. https://t.co/bIHUNyaa9k
5/6
2020
@fussybabybitch I legit feel bad for the nannies that are going to end up actually raising this kid. @fussybabybitch They're going to get whooping cough and Grimes is going to blame the government for not approving a… https://t.co/6FldFA2uzRIn 30 years someone is going to write a paper about how the US lost it's ability to send in a crack team of murdere… https://t.co/ENRtl3XsgQsick to bastard death of the national anthem
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5/5
2020
Another small business aquired by Pepsi. https://t.co/uwzH7EKZ2mhappy may day https://t.co/k3B68Wwjn0
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @PartyPrat You'll get to see Yellowstone when it pops too.Fascinated by this McDonalds Monopoly scam documentary mainly because it exposes how the FBI was willing to divert… https://t.co/TsDLKftho6She is my Queen. #Spinosaurus #dinosaurs #paleoart https://t.co/hEn1XUIWkp
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @brushykb HeckThings are looking up! https://t.co/1TBnF3ty2Ohttps://t.co/u30cq859yV
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5/3
2020
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5/2
2020
May?! #30Rock https://t.co/iIrI7pCxD5
Retweeted by KalkeenMarsh 🌹 @fuchstraumer Realtalk: You would pull it off. @fuchstraumer Just commit to the mullet. @cafecitopapi Yas yas yas!
5/1
2020

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