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2020 initiatives: Be bolder, be kinder, be more (com)passionate with myself and with others. My opinions are my own. (she / her)

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@BookishLex I saw this and it reminded me of your journey with your lawn lol https://t.co/alZYuI4uGm @SuddenKate ... basically me. The spouse came and rescued me eventually lol. @jcheshire @salsus Good call hehe...the cat has upchucked onto my carpet. It is roughly the same color as much carpet and my glasses are between me… https://t.co/Ap9P6NdrTL
7/10
2020
@MEKinkade @AITA_reddit Totally. OP's GF seems rad!. @CertainAffinity is hiring for a lot of roles in Austin and Toronto: https://t.co/FUptAuvK18 https://t.co/SFvPGMyApA
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7/9
2020
@LindsayLauber Will never hear Aaron Burr and not think of this https://t.co/p9ntOYDYjs @BookishLex Chanclas @SuddenKate Ohhhhh 💔 https://t.co/w34Q35f3HNDo you personally know someone who has or had COVID-19? RT for YES, ♥️ for NO.
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7/7
2020
@LindsayLauber 😳 Your "day off" sounds exhausting @BookishLex Yay! Taters! https://t.co/V2qtjAxFnRPerhaps the most evil thing about capitalism is the way it has stigmatized giving a fuck about anyone but yourself
Retweeted by Lori DrozdMy Lila, a study in too-tall grass #cardiganwelshcorgi #corgi #instadfw https://t.co/LJ8NzY8oqE @salsus Don't you want a variety pack?Cats reacting to bad COVID-19 models, a short thread. [This is beneath me but I really need this right now let me h… https://t.co/ZPWFGVSawl
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @MEKinkade Yayyy! @salsus Awwww. I forgot that was a thing. Jealoussss
7/6
2020
@BookishLex Ooo! That's pretty! @salsus WHAAAAT
7/5
2020
Hah! Financial advisor apologized profusely and removed my email address from their records. Take THAT technologically inept #nametwin @junijwi Dramatic reinactment... Mayday: 😰 y hit? You: uhhhh...wrestle? Mayday: https://t.co/VYHQytnKze @junijwi Haha did she give you a giant sad look of betrayal? @LindsayLauber Ahh! They look excellent!
7/4
2020
Second thing she's given the wrong email address to in a month.Michigan #nametwin seems completely incapable of giving people the right email address. I really wanted to be pett… https://t.co/mYbNgJGBmU @Oddessy Hahaha. Nice 🐐
7/3
2020
@Oddessy (paranoia tag for me) (They're always watching) https://t.co/oW3N0H3fhc @Oddessy Not that I'm aware of... #paranoia @thenik Yeah, he's pretty dern cute @SuddenKate Omg GeniusTIL my spouse thought Janet Jackson's "Escapade" was "Icecapade". "I'd like to take you on an Icecapade," he sings… https://t.co/FJK7nl5pBe @salsus Huzzah!
7/2
2020
Yup https://t.co/kdQJglbW7a
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @salsus Excellent lil bud! @salsus Carry hand sanitizer and a baggie of wipes with you. I feel better when I just have a wipe in hand period.… https://t.co/96k7gILi0jReading this made me weep. I knew it was coming but...I hoped beyond hope for better. People like me will be last… https://t.co/S5go4KWRlH
7/1
2020
@BearOnTheRun In my brain, they're committing assault on my body. So...they're getting a punch somewhere that minimizes spray. @LitWithLindsey Gotta start with who answers the call in the first place.I don't understand? Why are they being so intentionally mean and hostile towards strangers who are trying their bes… https://t.co/ZpBv37qodD"Haha, Lori, you're talking about punching people while also calling them agro." Yes? And? There's a difference be… https://t.co/mAVXGoapYTReal question: if a person intentionally coughs on you and you punch them, is the punching self-defense? Is the cou… https://t.co/TuNELa9ZdkIf you're a Middle Eastern writer, graphic designer, or artist interested in this project, you can DM me or reach m… https://t.co/lmjTcMSNPi
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6/30
2020
@BookishLex Dunno, but it's adorable! It looks like a cartoon version of a bug.Since people are starting to stockpile again, here's my reminder: PLEASE STOP BUYING DISTILLED WATER FOR REGULAR D… https://t.co/6lRjIN3L7nthe b is not silent, happy #pride https://t.co/Fo1wi2E0JU
Retweeted by Lori DrozdRead the (short) thread. Legitimate question because the word gets casually thrown around: is this treason? https://t.co/TdSw50bkBC
6/29
2020
In case there was ever any doubt https://t.co/GENTdqGhLf @salsus Y U P
6/28
2020
@MEKinkade Oh 😬 @MEKinkade Yes! Also, in being witches. @MEKinkade It's hard to make friends when they have bad taste lol... Ok, fine, "dissimilar interests" @MEKinkade Ahhh! I feel the lefty pain :( @MEKinkade Luhhhh. This sounds like such a chore. @SuddenKate @Xehriq I am thankful this exists, trulyFun fact: Gay marriage has now been around longer than the Confederacy.
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6/27
2020
@Oddessy Is it paralysis related to bring overwhelmed? Or by the pressure to make it perfect? @Oddessy You are not even a little bit alone with this.Masks do not drop your oxygen levels https://t.co/0Ynb7VjKqa
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @LindsayLauber Feeling this so hard today.This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.
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6/26
2020
@NerdHavenAdamD @atomicmassgames Ooo nice infinity war/endgame fiiiiigs @Xehriq I'm so sorry for you two and your furry fam ♥️You need chocolate covered pretzels in your life. Order some from my grandmother, @Pretzelphoria. Made with Wilbur… https://t.co/Ab6OBkc7hE
Retweeted by Lori DrozdFormer VP at Cigna dropping some truth https://t.co/rmcbWzOE2u
6/25
2020
HEADS UP fellow businesses.... This is not a thing. This is what happens when Arts and Crafts Karens have too much… https://t.co/mhX5wGHtH4
Retweeted by Lori DrozdLook at my new face mask 😌 https://t.co/Kz8Coy2SHJ
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @salsus Ah geeze
6/24
2020
Wearing a face mask is a great way to keep the people around you safe, but only if you do it properly. https://t.co/yS1gEckowo
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @MEKinkade This is adorable @junijwi Omg 😍
6/23
2020
#JusticeForBreonnaTaylor https://t.co/DzTSf4mpOD
Retweeted by Lori DrozdTHIS WEEK: the House is set to make history by finally voting on making our nation’s capital a state. It is time.… https://t.co/UGAJK52zTi
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @shutupsara Lol that doesn't sound half bad?
6/22
2020
@dorkland No, luckily a friend. 😬 @dorkland Could be? It was.Fun fact! If you mistype "gelato" badly enough, your phone tries to autocorrect it to "fellatio". This has been brought to you by: my texts
6/21
2020
@LindsayLauber Yeah, don't listen to that guy.I just backed mōte - Bring everything, carry nothing. on @Kickstarter https://t.co/PqiOFKWIly @LindsayLauber What is this "too much" of which you speak?If you’re white, and your employer gave you today off as a holiday, it’s not a bonus day for you to grill and party… https://t.co/EkWVI5cO11
Retweeted by Lori DrozdA lot of Black folks are sharing their pay apps & that's awesome. I could be doing worse financially, so instead,… https://t.co/mdznSVVg8Z
Retweeted by Lori DrozdHappy #Juneteenth! Arrest the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor. #JusticeForBreonnaTaylor
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @_Danicia_ Nah, that was great. Also, 🙄 to the folks who feel you aren't doing cancer treatmenr right 🙄 Best wish… https://t.co/FpUyCHbkhQ
6/19
2020
Trying again, with good URL! https://t.co/jSJZdOKvwO
Retweeted by Lori Drozd @MEKinkade It's...perfect. @_Danicia_ Hey, just a heads up, the link in your tweet is broken. But this is awesome and I'm totally preordering. Thanks for sharing @MEKinkade Oh :( no :( @MEKinkade That's amazing. Did it help you sleep more?
6/18
2020
We are STILL searching for PoC and women streamers who are interested in a sponsorship with our coffee company. Kno… https://t.co/7ERxHcpCM9
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Retweeted by Lori DrozdThe Good Old Boys club is sure adamant that it’s ok for people to die for the economy. Remember Texans, Abbott does… https://t.co/DhECQkoieb
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6/17
2020
@BookishLex Spiders are much quieter though. https://t.co/QT6d4L3ZmT
6/16
2020
I’ve partnered with @cottonbureau for a limited run of DON’T BE A RACIST PIECE OF SHIT shirts.… https://t.co/8b6nzVFkUL
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6/15
2020

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